Dragon Wars; Best Of!

[lurtz3100]

lol it says slut @ 1:12

[celtic889]

king kong.. but snake style :P

[mechanicobra]

if this is the worst movie you have ever seen you have not seen any of SciFi channels original movies

[ScozzySkytower]

2:09 Remember kids, always wait until the evil bad man raises his shield before you fire your weapon. Why shoot him before he has a chance to defend himself? It's not like you wanna save the day as Bruce the reporter. "Hm, I think I'll wait till he stops reaching for Sarah and notices me, so he can raise his shield and lightning-smack my butt to the pavement." Love this movie though, 4 stars on a B-movie rating level.

[RedRex300]

Godzilla: "Hmm, I wonder where my snake went"

[MrMegaHans]

okay wait a minute... youre telling me that the wilhelm scream (1:20 fyi) is something bad? are you retarded or something?

[OFFroadJay]

why the hell they making this movie? O.o it's doesn't making any sense! :o full of shite this movie!

[mooseandelk1]

one thing i hate is that the apache is equipped with rockets. y the hell aren't they using them?! they only uses the missiles and the 50 cal.

[JazzJaRa]

I would watch the movie, just for the funny scene where the granny tries to ram away the fence xDD

[ScozzySkytower]

@JazzJaRa It's officially at 22:57 - 23:16 in the movie. This may not be the greatest movie, but the developers paid a lot of attention to little details that made this movie worth remembering. These CGI creatures interacted with the real environment. Also, unlike most movies these creatures died a lot. In most movies the enemy creatures are always invincible, big turn off. Seeing them die a bunch was a fresh reality.. And poor grandma.. best scene.

[ArugalSwe]

haha this movie was deffently okay the dragons looks cool (in snakeform) and the smaller dragons was cool but those fat as "canon monsters" god i laughed my ass off when i saw them :D looks a big damn worms with legs and nigger lips ^^ but cool movie tho

[owlgirl113]

1:31: and that was when he realized that he had to take a shit.

[RonAnecdotes]

Asylum, rigth?

This is a painful memory of mine, I saw the trailer in HD, so I was all like "damn, that looks awesome, I love dragons, MUSt watch it", my eyes still hrt and the money spent into watching it is still haunting me for that big, BIG mistake

[movienaut]

So, if I understood the plot, the dragons wants the chick for some unknown reasons. Do they want her alive? for it looks to me that they are trying to kill her, lol

[zombiebaitonvacation]

anybody notice how everyone has a revolver for some reason?

[MasteroChieftan]

and how the fuck does one survive a car being blown up and flipped over at what we can assume was at least 60 miles per hour?

[WindBreaker77]

LMAO the guy gets shot and then a moment later he's like "I'm OK"

[WindBreaker77]

Someone check the genre of this movie. It's comedy right??

[WindBreaker77]

LMAO wtf is with those fking suit. is this the Power Rangers the Movie? LOL

[b6r6]

i wouldnt say worst movie ever,,i have seen a lot worse. coz i watch any pile of crap, but i must say i reallly enjoyed the special effects, and the soundtrack, and that waht i want in a movie like this ,, i m not watching it for the acting or storyline,.(ill go watch a drama instead)

[moctezuma112]

yea this movie really fucked up. all special effects were awesome. if the director was peter jackson this movie would be superb..

[FlyingFocs]

Ladies and gentlemen... a 70 million dollar SyFy original movie.

By the way, STOP USING HANDGUNS! THEY OBVIOUSLY DO NOT WORK!

[jedynawswoimrodzaju]

Teehee, the only thing I think is worth my time is the soundtrack. Even though I consider Hans Zimmer the master of movie music, Steve Jablonsky did awesome job on D-War - a movie not worth the effort. ;P

That Chinese-style dragon in the ending of movie (is it Arirang?) was epic, too. Its movement to be certain.

[Eden816]

you should have put the coolest scene in here, mine was when it goes flying down the long city street tearing up cars and shit! that was bad ass!!!!

[hanseykemmerer]

STOP SHOOTING HIS SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IHaveDimensia]

I love how at the end of the movie they're is some sinister netherworld and the two dragons fight and of course the good dragon wins but then the good dragon gives the girl a ride home to LA and just leaves the guy to walk home from some other satanic demension

[kyleandrew08]

raining bullets

[gaddeiljr]

Lol, dude in apache.

"Instead of yanking back on the yoke. I'll grab my face and scream like a woman!"

AH-64's have more than just machine guns.

You can see the missiles in the pod, yet they use machine guns? Stupid.

[shabankv]

if you whink that this is the worst movie ever, you should watch komodo vs cobra!

epic scene from that movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_JySW7nj­k

[triplepogi2009]

@shabankv

Nah, the worst movie EVER has to be...

are you ready?!

Shark Attacks 3 Megalodon

[xatrag]

Svensk Subbat? Vad bra, då kan jag läsa xP

[OgRam92]

wtf?! *rofl* xxD

thats the movie?! xxxD

[hesitation24]

LOL it's like the girl and the guy she's with don't give a rat's ass about everyone else's lives but their own. They jump down a helicopter, the pilots die, and they're like "w/e", The FBI dude gets shot and dies and they're like "lol w/e" and then the war between dragons and humans breaks out and yet they don't react as if it's catastrophic at all.

HORRIBLE ACTING, but funny lol.

[largetigers]

One of the best movies ever. I have it on bluray.

[aussieblackhawk123]

The best part of this bad movies was when the Apaches and dragons started fighting

[tooMUCHgames]

4:01 fail

heli tug of war!!

[TOWinkworthIpswich]

Job 41 in the old testament, look for 'leviathan', thats another name for dragon

[Deutschland45]

oh my god! this movie is sooo baaad :D

[davehook1988]

1:39 haha

[Deutschland45]

:D:D:D

[cheesewiggle]

1:17 !

[ShadowHawkAirsoft]

*scene

[ShadowHawkAirsoft]

Bad movie. The only good part was the big fight secen between the two armies.

[axle123]

Get high and watch this movie

[tewkewl]

easily the worst movie of all time. please send to korean newspapers so that they can make an article about korean hysteria and illogic!

[ROGUEDETAIL]

lolz I meant totally not yoyally

[ROGUEDETAIL]

THose apaches were yoyally breaking minimum engagement rules by a shit load. They're supposed to attack from 1km away, at least. And how did the 2 main characters not get burnt to hell by the falling shell casings from the apaches?

[coollat17]

damn this movie sucked big time

[petertrickaz]

a bazillion thumbs up my friend...

LOLZZ!!!!!!!

[CsalbertCs]

1. If you happen to see an evil warlord walk right through a gate, you should always try it for yourself.

2. If you aim a gun at a warlord with a shield, point your gun right at the shield, fire slow and carefully, so that all your rounds can successfully be deflected.

3. Always take the elevator instead of the stairs when a giant dragon is causing a hospital to crumble.

4. People in L.A. are so involved in their own lives that they don't notice 1000-foot snakes wrapped around hospitals.

[jungleman68]

what does till slut mean?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

1:40 i was diein when i saw that during the movie.

[Digitalcanvas77]

The only thing AAA about the movie is probably the composer of the music score.Same dude who did Transformers.Both episodes.lol.they blew all the money on him they gone broke before day one filming

[jetplain1919]

LOL? the director is a korean comedian O.O....

his first movie.

[jrd6556]

2:39

best moment of the entire movie

[jrblues55]

should have let her shout herself on the roof. also the movie sucked.

[jesuislagare]

Thanks for making this, I needed some laughs.

[MonakoSM]

Fuck get shot in the head and hes FINE the other guys like ddduuuuuhhhhhh *shoots partner in head* YOU RIGHT NOW!

[HerbsareLife]

Poor Jason Behr, must've been desperate.

[Neji7007]

You know i hate youtube for the ten minute limit rule, this movie is all one giant comedy slap in the face, you can't shrink it down.

[jrblues55]

lol

[Neji7007]

I'm also surprised that he didn't include the part with the ancient old man who can somehow fly, and the idiot apprentice with a scrunched up doll face.

[Neji7007]

I want to riff this movie so bad. And who the hell gave the green light for this movie?

[AIstudent06]

that evil guy likes to get hit by cars.

[Tarbtano]

I just got one question 8:54 , where are they?

[sk8borntodie]

look like a good movie...

[smita012]

this was the biggst waste of ma life ever, i hated this movie, they skipped through it so fast: theres dragon in the citty oh yeah your some ancient japanese ella go find a girl wit a dragon on her neck then fight some dragon get her killed and make an even bigger dragon! THERE DONE IN 10 MINUTES WAT A MOVIE!

[jrblues55]

lol it was a waste of time

[MikePortnoyz]

I must see it just because arthur petrelli is in it. Can't stop imagining him as Arthur petrelli. I would see hayden panettiere really well in the role of the main female.

[pashl]

if the battle scenes with the Army were in reign of fire it would of made the movie tht little bit better.

[lestube001]

@pashl my thoughts too.could not understand how the dragons over ran the earth

[TheGamemasterNP]

@pashl Ive seen the movie some a few minutes ago and... it wanst so bad for me. The acting is bad but the war with the Army and the Buraki's Army was pretty cool but the bad thing is that you dont see how it ends. (The worst thing of the movie was the ending)

[RSSDBAM2]

Yes, this movie is bad. But have one more bad!!!!. DINOTOPIA!!! I dont belived why make this shits!!!

[sampsan1]

so if a man in a power rangers costume holds up a shield to block your bullets, you must be careful to only shoot at the shield or someone could get hurt

[slideon]

Could easily pass as a comedy

1:48 is true comedic magic

[BalanceofEternity]

1:42 ahahahahahahhaha i loved that part, i think me and my friends laughed so hard we cried.

[tuschman168]

The giant snake kills like a bazillion bystanders in the movie but fails to do so with the two people it is after. Whats wrong with you giant snake. Put some effort into it. They deserve it. They did bad acting (for all I know). Or does it want them alive? I dont know. I have the movie but I skipped the dialogue parts which I have been told are boring and confusing. The battle scenes are actually what was missing in reign of fire. It would have been a way better movie with those.

[obZen00]

haha i cant help but laugh alot wen that old woman attempts to go thru the wire haha

[Kefren4400]

Two cars??? He is a top mothafucka in a bad day.

[obZen00]

this is hilarious is the whole film as funny as this? it looks terrible but fuck those dragons look amazin....actin is so bad haha

[Lxysx]

haha :)

[lmath13]

Its bull shit when the helicopter pilot shoots the cockpit windows, those windows are bullet proof.

[Kefren4400]

Do you ever heard about bullet proff windows that stops bullets from outside but not from inside?

[Littythefunbomb]

hilarious, when the guy and the girl are jumping out of the heli... they would have had at least broken legs if they fall that deep

[crusader1400]

The only thing i like in this movie are the Apache Helicopters. The big lizards arent so good.

[BboyJaeFromKorea]

great music. wt is it?

[BboyJaeFromKorea]

imeant the first music

[xeviklein]

Are you in Spanish?

[FramerCid]

The lord of darkness is vulnerable to nothing..... oh except for being hit by cars... thats his one weakness.

[Proken123]

To bad that its a sucky movie well im pretty sure it is , cause of the reactions

cause i like dragons

[BlueArtStudios]

look at the helicopter on the lefts gun at 4:49.

8:23 would kill you, you wouldn't just be hanging out the window with no cuts or any injures.

it was kinda funny i guess. All the things they could fit itno 1 movie. Dragons. Guns!, Helicopters!!!, GIANT SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[360andmerule]

lol i really want to see this film lfao

[DarkJigglypuff]

W-...Was.. was that dude just shot and then he got back up and was fine in 10 seconds?

Wtf, superman XD

[NEJ4ck]

hahaha exactly wat i was thinking

[xghstryderx]

I was done with this movie when the car got blown up and rolled over and they were still alright. COME ON! Even a four year old could write better than this shit. 0.25/5

[hatamakoto]

felt like wathing power rangers...even worst...

[schweinredline]

I like how they jump several metres from the helichopper and never BREAK THEIR FREAKING LEGS!

[yuichituba]

By far the worst movie I ever seen. I watched it with friend so we can make fun of it while watching.

[matzomaniac]

maaaaan, that's classic! especially when the supervillain get's hit twice by a car and get's his sword nicked... fuckin hilarious!

[SirRob7]

We laughed for the rest of the movie after the super evil all powerful dude got hit by a car twice in the space of 2 minutes!! WTF?

[heavyganger]

He just walks outt infront of the car at 4:45?

[kalkunkage1]

wtf? was that romans?

[PitchBlack696]

this is the BEST of this movie? it musta really sucked then!!

[Lxysx]

Read the discription smart ass

[Tython43]

"AAAHHWEEEEEEUGGHHHHH" that has all the wrong notes in it.

[Anynom]

Yeah, mostly crap but damn, that one bit in the middle of the dragons fighting the helicopters and army in the middle of the city was pure cinematic awesomeness.

[marineooo5]

yeah but evryting else sucked mokey ass

[1701spike1701]

the worst file i have ever seen, well maybe not as bad as the happening because this had action in it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1701spike1701]

also how come the guy is fine after 1 gettin shot and 2 gettin his leg sliced near the end???

[Caballoca]

The pendant he carried. It was created in the heaven's and would protect the person that had it from any harm.

[silentscarecrow]

this film was so shit i fellasleep half way thru

[itsthatkid2]

wtf when he shot them both did they die?

then he said are you okay and his like yer im fine

he got flipping shot in the head how is he fine? lol

i aint watched this film thought it looked good obvilosly it aint

[abdaloser]

Its just anoying when you think theyre going to die, then something pops up at the last minute to save them. and the bloody evil snake doesnt eat them when it has the chance, it just hisses at them! worst part is the medalion that kills everything.

[1701spike1701]

i know like lightning struck him and first the rope doesn't break and he doesn't get electrically shoked :S

[PEZ1985]

5:49...the Noise of the walking things is the sound of the AT-AT Walkers from Empire...I kid you not!

[derfalschejunge]

it's really really funny! even though it tries to be cool...

[ChazDragoon]

Pilot: "Whew! Glad this building caught me!"

*building explodes*

Waa-waa-waaaaaaaaa. XD

[kaninsmink]

Vill du ha mig? TA MIG!

[guterd]

I loved the movie the best part was when a good snake rondomly comes to help, then randomlyer turns in to a dragon. The other best part is when the guy gets hit by a car twice in five minutes, The song going through my head was, youve hade a bad day. BEST MOVIE EVERE.

[LieutenantGamer]

lol... it wasnt Random

[guterd]

my bro write that



this movie was hilarous

[guterd]

remember the elaphant that was the WORSE graphics i have ever seen

[TrinityJC]

Sooo funny. Ilove the part where the main dude got SHOT, and they're like, "are you okay?" and he's like. "I'm fine" I mean, he was only shot, right? LOL

[raycw69]

If I said you were wrong about it all I'd be lying. the bag lady scene was funny as hell, the rest well I liked the movie so take a guess.

[WannaBeComposer]

Please make a post of just the car crash scene with the evil general character. I can't stop laughing!

[Lxysx]

Haha yeah sure, willdo.

This should be a comedy movie haha :)

[ElPanico]

Onion