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  • Good video by the way but I like Canada also

  • John Kennedy was the fucking best so shut the fuck up

  • Than* south of. . . not then south of. . . Idiot. 

  • Lame video. Don't watch it.

  • You know this guys American when he states bad things about Canada and good things about USA. The truth is that that's all that's good about the USA and canada is much more interesting

  • @cessnagrandcarivan which is bettor in his video is a matter of opinion if your peaceful Canada if your more on the war side USA

  • @deepsouthredneck1 except the commonest relations thing

  • Fuck you kennedy you killed marilyn monroe

  • Chairman Mao asked me if I knew Mike. He also asked me if all Canadians actually live in igloos. I was like, "You be tripping. His breath was bad."

  • I seem to be lost. Could someone kindly direct me to the nearest pornography site?

  • Les Americains semblent oublier qu'ils non pas obtenu leur independence totalment seul

  • Its funny because Britian won the war against america in 1812 when britain was heavily outnumbered was actually france that defeated Britain in America that ended up in american independence. 

  • @DaleWF10 France only trained America so no the France did not defeat the British during the revolutionary war. they fought in one battle. maybe 2 , if you count the one were British ship fire at the french ship for being in the harbor. which forced France to fired back as they ran away

    is that what you call defeating the British?

  • @mrfwest Britian was at war with Napolean at the same time as the revolutionary war read into it.

  • @DaleWF10 Britain didn't win the war of 1812,They hell are you talking abut lmao.

  • @TheImperialistStates Obviously did it only started because the USA tryed to take control of canada they failed in doing so

    And we burnt down the white house aswell as half the capital

  • @DaleWF10 No...The war started over the British attacking American ships, which is an act of war. The U.S tried cutting off trade with the British, it didn't work, so the United States declared war. Canada was an attempt to hit the british early on and end the war by taking out a major british territory in North America. Burning down the White house means nothing. The United States Burnt down the Canadian parliament building, doesn't mean we got an auto victory.

  • @TheImperialistStates When you burnt down Canada there was no british enforcement there and it would of being a big deal if it was London you had burnt down

    Burning down any Capital is a Big deal, and the biggest reason was the desire to expand the USA into the Canadian terrioty

    trade restrictions because of Britain's ongoing war with France was not the major reason usa declared war

  • @DaleWF10 There were no trade restrictions, the British were capturing US sailors, the US put restrictions on the British for it but it ended up hurting the US economy more than the British so the US had no choice but to declare war.Canada was the only British territory close enough for the US to attack.The British were trying to pick on a still fledglingnation and they ended up suffering significant defeats for it. Burning the White House had no effect, if anything it make the US fight hard.

  • That's it? That's all you got?

  • JOHN F KENNEDY YOU GOT TO LOVE IRISH PRESIDENTS (: IM IRISH SWEET

  • so this proves that the only way america deals with things is by killing people and yes canada is a more peacfull place. this vid just proved that the only reason u think america is better then canada is becauu guys killed shit loads of people and shit loads of ur people were killed and you like that because its entertaining. i hope u die in the middle east, because thats where a war loveing ass hole like you desserves to die.

  • No one cares about Canada

  • @CNZgirl Yeah. At least we aren't the ones facing nuclear threats.....what is it that you want, safety and comfort of life, or power, money and violence. I'll go with Canada, because my country stands for something even greater than any Americans can understand.

  • @onething1471 im safe, comfortable and happy in america thank u very much :)

  • @CNZgirl Yeah. That's why there was 9/11. You're right, America is such a safe country.

  • @onething1471 oh ya thats the ONLY thing canadians say to make america sound like an unsafe country and america is safe because we have a powerful military.

  • @CNZgirl So if you have such a powerful military, why did 9/11 happen? By the way, China now has more people in its regular army than the United-States. How about it now?

  • @onething1471r u fucking 10 years old or something? obviously because of terrorist no shit and i dont give a damn bout china go club a seal and chug maple syrup damn canadian ur pissing me off!

  • @CNZgirl Go drive your big-ass truck and eat McDonalds fat-ass American. By the way, each American owes on average 3,000 $ to the Chinese. If it weren't for them, you'd be in even more trouble than you already are, if that's possible. Still don't give a damn?

  • @onething1471 nope :) and not every american is fat, im barely 100 pounds.

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  • @onething1471 meant to reply at SNZGirl

  • @onething1471 people like you are funny. you really dont know how the world economy is tied together, america is too big... if america fall you mite as well get ready for great depression #2

  • There's nothing really bad about Canada. There's also nothing really good about it either.

  • Just Throwing The Canada vs usa War out there.......... Who won..? Right, it was Canada

  • Erm... maybe it just shows that we're different countries with different histories? You make it sound like America just fought those wars for the hell of it.

    And what you forgot to mention about 1812 was that at that point in our history we were still limiting our military to a purely defensive force. It was only after being invaded that we really began to militarize to any great extent.

  • Guys the war of 1812 was 200 YEARS AGO.

  • @TheArceus12345 who gives a fuck?

  • @capps4242

    That is what i am trying to say.... :P

  • Truth is, there isn't one badass country out there that has the balls to even attempt to invade North America because us North Americans know a thing or two about war. BOO YAH!

  • canada is a better country

  • It showed me not to mess with Canada (1814)

  • it shows that canada is a peaceful country

  • lol, pointless video, but glory was a cool movie

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Canadians have a bigger country and bigger balls than yanks.

  • @Thebusanbill Meaningless, if you had bigger balls then you would stand up to us.

  • The USA only received it's independence due to the help of France, Holland, Spain and several militias. Also the French attack on the Caribbean was considered more important after the war of independence therefore, the flotilla that sailed from Plymouth, heading to New York was diverted to the Bahamas to defeat the French. However, due to this large battle, Britain was left in huge debt and could no longer afford to retake the 13 colonies.

  • i would say usa's history is more eventful, but Canadas history is older so it all evens out

  • haha, usa killed themselves for freedom, idiots

  • hahaha canada: like WAY more peaceful storyline...eh! XD

  • @buckbuckaroo1 aille mon fefesse jespere que t pas entrain de dire que le canada est superieur aux usa -USA ARES THE BIG BOSS HERE IN CANADA(thanks god)sans les etats unis se serait les nazi ou les japs qui menerait le canada et le reste du monde dailleur but we are with mexico THE 3 AMIGOS -VIVA AMERICA!!!

  • not all americans are war mongers,

    just the leaders.

    the american people just support the troops

  • Canadas soldiers are actually some of the best trained in the world but becuase the us has way more troops they are not as well trained

  • @detroitboy99 we have some of the top trained soldiers in the world, with top notch tech, plus large numbers. We are just badass. USA

  • @lDasTierl The USA only has troops around the world due to the Destroyers for bases deal between the USA and UK. And that deal ends in 2040 which would mean that the USA will have to leave all UK/USA bases. Also most of the USA's foreign troops are foreigners.

  • Canada seems safe but if we need to we will beat the shit out of some people! What do you think in this godly year of 2011 we are going to be unarmed and defenceless? HELL NO! I know that we got shit stacked away and we will rip your fucking balls off! We made the first spy plane! We made our country respectfully. WE ARE THE CUTEST LOOKIN COUNTRY BUT WE'RE LIKE CATS... WE WILL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT! I don't know what all you Americans are talkin aboot... :D

  • @Baboonaiih

    Are you fucking insane?

    I agree, Canada is comparable to a cat.

    But U.S.A. is comparable to a really pissed off wolf that wants nothing more than loads of food and territory.

    A rabid wolf isn't easy to stop when the forest is full of nothing but prey.

  • canadas for pussys fight me bitch

  • and usa is for retarded fat poeple who can't read, have the wrost schools and full of christ fags and nazis also need jew gold from canada

  • @cakeisgod1 That makes no fucking sense, nazi asking for jew stuff? I am not fat and I am pretty sure that I am better educated than your dumbass.

  • really? is that why we have a higher grade Average then u.s.a so does u.k and other countries? alah acbar

  • @Sanchizesucksmydick Talk like that in Canada and you'll get your ass kicked and we'll send you back to the states in a box.

  • USA rules I am proud to be born in this great nation and Canada is cool but USA got more swag and is known for a lot of cool things sports best fighters stars the list keeps going

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  • @buckbuckaroo1 What makes you think I can't point out Canada on a map? It's that big piece of shit country to the north, that would be invaded by Russia or China if the U.S. didn't exist, so I'd shut your flapping Canadian head! It would take like 1 day to take your asses over. Pussy ass Canadian!

  • @neoviking69 i think russia and china like us. every country hates yours. north korea wants to go to war, russia thinks your a fuck up, and europe hates your ass. and id shut your hollow american head before I boot it off PAL. Canadians are peace loving yes................. canadians are also giving there lives to make sure ur MILITARY doesent get MURDERD BY THE TALIBAN!!!! god john f kennedy would be ashamed of what he saw the american people have become. i almost didnt send this,

  • @1624hours

    1. Who cares what Russia thinks? They failed in a war for global supremacy and collapsed and fumbled around in a pile of their own shit for a decade. They barely produce more wealth than New Jersey. 2. Europeans are a bunch of has-been haters, and 3. If North Korea wanted to go to war they would have. Kim Jong il has been saber rattling his weak shit for years, nobody is intimidated. We're even trying to provoke war with them at this point just to get them to shut the fuck up.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Simply, Canada has never amounted to anything other than its sports and hockey. Your a peaceful country but look around where your sitting half of that stuff was probably invented by the U.S.

  • @Kryptonian250 You are an idiot. Why do Yanks always say they are Canadian when they are overseas. hahahah.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Low crime rates? You have a small population. Wasn't there a shootout in Winnipeg? We won our independence with blood, sweat and tears. You asked mummy if you could leave.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Dumbass Canadian. Everytime we fail, it makes you happy and feel superior. We love Canada. I love your maple syrup but without us, you'd be fighting your own shadow.

    I love Canada, Canada is so much more.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Canada is a country trembling on the verge of Second World status. Its health care system is crumbling. Its economy is underpowered. Its education system, merely ordinary. Its contribution to global culture, modest.  . So far, Canada has a score of 9 in the medal race.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 U.S. live expectancy is high about 78 years and Canada 80 years. But people who boast about being better are losers. Let's stop this and be glad we are not Zimbabwe or some poor South Asian country where you can't even find clean drinking water.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Canada is number 8 and we are number 4. But still that's a good score compared to other countries.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 Make em yourself! lol!

  • That's right. We America were born out of sweat, blood and tears. We didn't ask for the king to give us independence. Canada has always been the momma's boy.

  • @buckbuckaroo1 It was the British not Canucks. Big difference. But if you think that and it makes you feel better.

  • sometimes u also see moles,birth marks and bruising on pale skinned girls

  • @dall123451 yeah but what about the hot and humid desert climate of the american southwest or subtropical climates of california,florida and hawaii?

    dont you just love tanned skinned girls, especially when they wear tight little shorts and skirts? idk but tanned legs is just so sexy to me, not those pale girls though...u can see their veins and little hairs.

  • and canada is just too damn cold, you're only know for snow and ice. its called the great white north for a reason and a lot of pale canadian girls....your beaches is full of pasty skinned girls, not attractive at all

  • no offense ok, but sometimes Hatred is just envy. America is the strongest and has the most influence in many ways, not just politics or military might, But also big business, Hollywood, etc

  • that's the way today. It's no more what you are if not where is a well paid job, especially when you make an investment with your career, good luck and have a good day

  • Think about this, that's the reason why to many americans are moving to Canada and Australia, it doesn't mean that you don't love your native country, for example, the field in nuclear engineering, how many americans are working in Canada and overseas because they couldn't find a job in the sates, the number is bizarre, and they are working not only in Canada, they are working even in Russia, Japan, just because the jobs,

  • With an economy 10 times smaller than USA, Canada has more than offer to the people than USA, because the system is different, it doesn't mean it's better, but remember, there are 44 million living in poverty in the USA, that's a big problem growing up, It's sad that no one can find a solution to these problem, my couson pay 1200 in Quebec for the university where he study medicine, the same education in USA is almost 40,000 a year, who can afford that?

  • Both countries are different today, USA is in a huge problem as China is going up, Canada is a peaceful country lifestyle, I've been traveling to different countries because my job, Canada today look a better place to live and raise a family than USA, because there are to many problems in the school systema in the states than Canada, things changed on the side of Canada, before was different, keeping a war is expensive that's another reason why the usa economy is falling down

  • @lhc5108 Really? Why are the top universities in the world in the U.S.?

  • @Kryptonian250 Well in fact most of those universities were created and funded by the British Empire.

  • @Kryptonian250 What about the university of Toronto, McGill university in Quebec and The University of British Columbia. These are top notch universities and open to all, not just the rich.

  • @Thebusanbill Those too.

  • Let's invade Canada!!

  • you've tried. 

  • so ummmm what is the point??? AAAAA Are you trying to say Americans are animals ??? Oh OK OK I got it. Thanks for your help!!!

  • canad is bunch of pussy

  • @wweacdchector if you're going to make fun of Canadians atleast learn how to spell Canada first

  • @wweacdchector yeah and americans are a bunch of dicks...so we fuck together

  • @wweacdchector Good one! rotflmao

  • every country in the british empire(commonwealth)has the same culture were one big family.it used to be a war alliance also(it may still be) but we hold the commonwealth games and do our little things with eachother..

  • i'm canadian and i dunno why the americans think were jealous of there freedom...just because we have the queen and you guys got rid of that alot of people here in canada love the queen and the dominon of canada the british are our mother country but the americans are our brothers.

  • @DphL0 WHAT, i thought you guys came from France!

  • @dau2bar Only the French Canadians (about 8 million of us out of 36 million

    ).

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  • No it means that we are more popular. The U.S. is just a big bully to everyone, selfish and careless.

    Canada is North America's better half, more liked. Sorry to offend anyone, but the amount of crap Ive seen from American shows taking jabs at my country I shouldn't have to feel guilty about anything I say.

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  • Either way, Britain had a way more interesting history than both of those countries put together.

  • @waddle200x but africa beats britain

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  • canada didnt even become fully independent until the 1980's

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  • @169pepsi wow really? just goes to show ya how canada is never mentioned in the history class :)

    im a fan of history and dont know alot about the history of canda. thx for the insight

  • @nelsoncards retard that was quebec trying to become its own country

  • @EBAYSUCKS1 canada still isnt independent smartass.

  • @nelsoncards Yes it is it became independant October 1st 1939

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  • @nelsoncards Haha, and you are a dumbass. Canada gained indapendance in 1982 dipsh*t.

    -Sir Smurfington

  • @xProudlyCanadianx  still answer to the queen though dipshit

  • Canadiens are chodes we are better in bed and your mother thinks so two

  • the civil war is a war to end slavery in the south. the south want to keep slavery. if the south had won then every states will become a slave states. it will called the CSA. not USA.. support communist is a bad idea. nixon made peace with china in the 70s.

  • Canadian try to fougth the british for independent (Rebellion of 1837) to be free from british rule but fail. canada became a country in 1867 However, Canada was not created fully independent . the British still retained legislative control over Canada, and full control over Canadian foreign policy. 1982 canada became fully independent. to become a canadian citizen u need to swear an oath to the queen.

  • 1). Canada is NOT independent. Canadian head of state = Queen Elizabeth II. That's not independence...no matter how little influence you'd like to think she has.

    2). Your civil war with Quebec is coming.

    3). Nothing to brag about. Canada and the US would both be under Communist rule if the US hadn't taken that stance...oh and don't forget about the DEW line and other joint projects.

    4). CANADIANS set fire to the White House...not very peaceful, eh?

  • @randommagnum

    -Canada is an independent state. The fact it has a constitutional monarch means that the Queen is the head of state. However she exercises no real power other than her constitutional ceremonies.

    - the time of civil war has ended. things work on Voting

    - well Canada would not be under communist control as there was no support for it.

    - British Canada set fire to the white house.

  • @kkrules13

    1). If Canada were TRULY independent, she would not have any official involvement at all

    2). You're naive if you think things like civil war are no longer possible

    3). That would've been like saying "China will not invade Tibet because Tibetans would not support it"..

    4). Are you Canadian? If so, you're the first I've seen who doesn't take great pride in that, so props...

  • @randommagnum but thats what they have chosen. just because they share a monarchy doesn't mean a state is not not independent. it means it cherishes it's heritage. Civil wars are less likely in western countries as process have been put in place to prevent them from occurring.

  • @kkrules13

    Well I guess it boils down to how you look at it then. I guess you could say that they share the same monarch, but Canada is independent of Great Britain the nation and its parliament...but your queen is British, so, take that for what it's worth. As for the process preventing civil war, anything like that can be superseded by raw anger of people...there was a "process" in place against our civil war too, but it didn't stop it. Probably won't happen again, but still...

  • @randommagnum The head of the Canadian government is still the Queen of England. When she is not here, (in Canada) she is represented by the governor general. Canada's land, by name does not belong to Canadians but it belongs to the crown (her). But in practice, the Queen has no real power except to veto motions in the house of commons (congress) and the senate. Before elections she has to be asked permission to form a government. Prime ministers also ask her for advice. The rest is soap opera

  • @3dwardcullen69 The Prime Minister askes her for no advice on any issues relevant to parliment or the Canadian people and she wouldn't offer any. . She is merely a figurehead in Canada as well as Britain . She makes no political disissions whatsoever. The Monarchy is merely a reflection of tradition thats all

  • @tindallpe I know that the Canadian prime minister asks her for no advice, but that is because she lives in the UK, her advice would be of little relevance here, but in the UK, the British prime minister and the queen are in contact when it comes to matters relating to the people. There are also many royal prerogatives that the queen can technically exploit, but she chooses not to interfere with politics, either out of fear of losing all of her power or she trusts her people to run her countries

  • @3dwardcullen69 When the Canadian Prime Minister "asks" the Governor General to call an election It is a formality as to to what her response will be .Similairly, in the appointment of a senator the Prime Minister asks the Governor General. The answer is always yes bacause her function is merely technical. If any violation to the soverenty of Parliment ever occured the monarchy would end in Canada .It is merely a recognition of our heritage which is British. No authority whatsoever

  • @tindallpe indeed

  • As for heritage...most Americans I know are certainly not ashamed of our English heritage, even though we are very proud of the fact that we rejected the monarchy and the abuses it was imposing on us at the time..but this isn't an anti-British country, which is why we didn't stay foes for all that long, and have since become great friends.

    Now then, Obama himself clearly hates them, but that's because his father was an anti-colonialist who did. He's a disgrace, and needs to go.

  • @randommagnum America is like the son who got angry at mom and ran away. Canada stayed loyal and remained in the family until it moved out of the house. That doesn't mean America is not still British. well maybe not anymore considering all the non British immigrants that made up the country. But Americas roots are British, and this is evident from the language, to the government, and from the culture to the system of law America has.

  • Canada and America are basically the same it is just that i've noticed canadians tend to be friendlier-no offence americans

  • Well ya Canada did end some of its conflict peacefully when US mostly use violence and even in modern time US still create useless war instead of ending the conflict PEACEFULLY. But ya Candadian is boring, totally agree with that statement.

  • @supergui1 how is canada boring? lol u crazy, more things than america i guess and friendlier and now it is officially richer, i found that surprising but it is lol.

  • @Shift4chizzle

    Grand Canyon

    Yellow Stone

    Las Vegas

    The Alamo

    Statue of Liberty

    Six Flags

    Mt. St. Helens

    Jamestown

  • @redslownight lol so what, canada is still a better place to live, sure america as great but i think everyone says so, even those who say america is better but that is just because either they've never been to canada or they are just the people who are afraid to admit another country is better.

  • @Shift4chizzle You have no proof that canada is a better place to live,

    It all comes down to opinions.

  • @redslownight o ya ok guess ur right

  • @Shift4chizzle all of canada population live along the u.s border

  • @Razcal87 i dotn get what u mean by that, but canada is the second biggest country in the world and if u mean they live closer to the border that is because in the north it isn't a really good place to live cos it is really cold there and only eskimos live there lol.

  • @Shift4chizzle yep canada is 2nd biggest country in the world. but live in along the u.s border. live within 100 mile form u.s border. lesser population than the u.s

  • @Razcal87 so? that isnt so bad lol, btw it actually is nicer to have less people and when u r in different places it doenst feel that much less, and btw it is official that canada is now richer than america, i was surprised when i first heard this.

  • @Shift4chizzle wrong canada not rich. usa is a economic superpower.

  • @Razcal87 and now canada is richer lol, there more billionaires in america but that is just because there are more people. now canada is richer. but not by that much don't worry lol.

  • canada rich yea right lol.

  • @Razcal87 hey i was just as surprised as u are but they are.

  • @Razcal87 i was just as surprised as u are but they are.

  • @Razcal87 Are you a fucking retard you just print money so now tell me how does that make you rich lmao Chrysler Gm Bankrupt lol, so what are you going to do print more money and pay off all your debts lol you have so much crime there no health care and have you ever been to Detroit in the slums and the ghettos Canada dose'nt have any of that and people get free medical care and live longer lives no guns here etc etc

  • @StiTinkBig lol many come to america to getg health care.canadian shona holme come to the U.S to get health care. she even go on american news crying bcuzz canada health care system fail her thats she gonna die. she even did advertising in american tv. go search for her in youtube. canadian politician danny william cant even get health care in canada. he come to the US to get heart surgery & other canadian. u dont american politician go to canada to get health care .

  • @Razcal87 HOLY F*CK, learn how to spell, I can see your edacation is just as bad as you're health care.

    -Sir Smurfington

  • @xProudlyCanadianx lol canadian politician danny william cant even get health care in canada. he come to the US to get heart surgery. canadian shona holme come to the U.S to get health care. she even go on american news crying cause canada health care system fail her thats she gonna die. she even did advertising in american tv. go search for her in youtube. many canadian come to the u.s to get health care serious medical treatment.if u wait any longer in canada u gonna die.

  • @Razcal87 First you can stop repeating yourself. ok thank's. By the looks of your grammer you're either really, really retarded or... you're an imagrint that wen to the US or some sh*t like that. I'm not going to the US and pay $500 for a band-aid. when I can get anything I need over here for free.

  • @xProudlyCanadianx come to the u.s for medical treatment if u dont want to die. we have the best health care. we have trained professional doctors that could get the job done. sure canada health care free if u have cold or flu & need shot but if u had a brain tumor & need a heart surgery & other life & death situations u will be coming to the u.s. canada doctor is not will trained ur health care not advance enough it like taking a dog to the vet. the u.s have make alot of medical breakthrough.

  • @Razcal87 an answer to your comment, I don't hate the USA, is a great country,but times are different today, my mother had a heart surgey 2 years ago, all happened suddenly, the doctors made an incredible job, I tought she was gonna die, the same kind of surgery and medical treatment in CA for example, will be close to 400,000 who can afford that? I am glad that the medical system save her life, otherwise I couldn't make it,

  • @lhc5108 thats great. im also dont hate canada.

  • @Razcal87 I make a good income yearly because I am working in the nuclear industry, but even in my condition, that kind of medical treatment is astronomical, USA has the best doctors and tech in the medical field, but is just for the rich people that can afford it, you know the problems with the health system now, take a look and make a balance...

  • @redslownight well...

    canada has a better state education than of the usa

    Canada provides free healthcare to all it's peoples

    Canada has ties with the EU which the USA does not have

    Canada also has a Queen

    Canada has a history that goes back to the year 1000

    Canada is very much peaceful

  • @kkrules13 What ties? We have ties with the EU.

    We did become independant from a King centuries ago while you still suck on mama's tit.

    Canada wasn't even a country in the year 1000, you became a country in 1867.