Kids In The Hall - Satanic Salesman

[Te4RHyP3]

the flat background and the music

[xavierpaquin]

THANK YOU SATAN

[AvEryBadApPLe]

There once was a time where one could turn on the tv and check out shows like KITH, In Livin' Color and Mad Tv. Now, there's just tons of crap on every channel, of some talentless hack trying to out sing or dance some other ass clown that waited in line all day. Seriously, wtf?!

[iamshunpike]

This is the best kind of comedy.

[madsteel007]

As an amatuer criminologist, with no intent to break laws or get away with anything sercretly;) ummm, what type of shoes does the satanic shoe salesman himself wear and is that brand for sale at Shoe Carnival or where???  Do they make much noise? Probably suede loafers, I don't know, I am not a shoe expert yet, but I am willing to learn.

[spudsydog]

Your curiosity pleases me.

[ccfulton22]

my two favorite boys!

[unknownwizdom]

,;',.;,';,

[noodlewrist]

listen man you gotta re-title this video because you kill the ending for those who havent seen it

[anemone9]

To be fair, it's extremely hard to find women's formal shoes that you can go at walking speed in, and be able to run in if there's an emergency.

[Bubblingbrew]

I work in a shoe store and I made this exact monologue (little different), I could see the smirk in the customers face the entire time, like "What the hell is going on." xD

[MrBlane47]

@Bubblingbrew you are my hero

[Rocknrolldean99]

I am well stocked in the color of cowards!! Haha damn I used to watch these re-runs all the time on comedy central right before SNL re-runs! Good stuff!

[MrTenshihanQuinn]

I miss smoking weed with these guys behind the scenes.

[o0candikat0o]

You have no tail? I have no 9 and a half. heahahaha

[kathberry8]

 I love KITH and the comments people post about them...

[omnissient]

He sells shoes, but he doesnt sell souls. He buys them though.

[gabumonfanclubx]

How is the fit Paul? O.O lol

[scmthrasher]

si6ck Sic6k S6ICK

[TheMagmagoblin]

Oh my god....!!!!

[SouthernPoint52]

I S E L L S H O E S! ! ! ! ! !

[1Perizada1]

best skit. ever.

[xavierpaquin]

i wonder if this sketch comes from some kind of real life experience

[whitelighter27club]

Hi Satan

[FacelessDeviant]

I liike this guys sales technique. I'd buy there often just for the exquisite service!

[kavorkiandaycare]

@crimson lol both

[purplepimp777]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

i actually like this guy... aside from the thank you satan and the colour of cowards comments... he seems pretty cool

eccentrics rock!

[GoblinXXX]

@purplepimp777 I shall henceforth pattern my life on this character.

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

@GoblinXXX Goblin! I am'nt the least suprised to see that you ams a KITH fan... but none-the-less delighted :)

[GoblinXXX]

@torrentANONYMOUScodc Yeah man, I've loved the Kids since their HBO days-- My favorite bits are "My Pen!" and "Girl Drink Drunk", but almost everything they did was great.

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

@GoblinXXX heh yeah those were great. my favorite was always "Whatever". it has such a classic Monty Python vibe to it.

[GoblinXXX]

@torrentANONYMOUScodc LOL, yes, that IS very Python-- "I find it so hard to get comfortable with this big fat wallet full of money and credit cards, whatever." Reminds me a little of the Merchant Banker sketch. And of course, always remember- Chicken Lady loves LIFE!

[pretorious700]

@GoblinXXX hehe, kith are were so great

[theaphextwinnn]

0:58 i nearly died when that music qued in lmfao

[brandydeshayzer]

@theaphextwinnn : Yea, I know I've heard that music before. Where is it from?

[qick07]

u have not tail?...no...i have no nine and a halfs!!!

[kavorkiandaycare]

i wonder if he fixes souls mine's worn thin

[CrimsonPhish]

@kavorkiandaycare your soul or your sole?

[lonewanderer55]

salesman sounds like leonardo dicaprio to me

[imyoursuperior2]

I don't get it.

[14jetblack]

@imyoursuperior2 i didn't get it either :)

[babyhorn666]

@14jetblack he sold his sole 2 sell shoes and sell them well

[StevieCybernetik010]

KITH's satan always reminded me of Devin Townsend lol

[chucki1231]

fag

[jamesbluntslunts]

TRY IT ON!



[insaneterrain]

love the metal scream at the end.

[TheNerdyCanuck]

When Bruce said Evan, I had to burst out laughing. That's my brother's name.

[manaburn]

KITH motto: "And you thought it couldn't get weirder."

[Morahman7vnNo2]

He wants to replace your Sole, with his own devilish brand!

[idontbelieveinDeath]

i like

[Jcolinsol]

The stock background scrim of the street scene represents the illusory nature of the material universe, in contrast with the supernatural "reality" of the occult shoe shop.

It would appear so Evan.

[Junny426]

LOL AWESOME

[cjpaish]

You have no tail? I have no 9 and a halfs. Best line ever.

[WadabawSleeve]

1:43 !

[MrTheMercury]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

awesome!

[HighlyVisibleNinja]

Thank you Satan!

[lavinder11]

There is something strange about the way he said, "How is the fit Paul?"

Bruce was acting his butt off in this one.

[blupheonix44]

ROFLMAO!

[bauisakim]

What.

[ValkyrieLegend]

"Excuse me, do you work here?"

"My answer to you is yes. I doubt I'd be fixing this display in my spare time."

[arisechicken82]

Lmao, I didn't laugh until the end, but the end was hilarious enough to make it all worthwhile. Kids in the Hall rule!

[Kangsryche]

They only come in 10's. Ironic, my real name is Evan and I wear a size ten. But never the cowardly browns.

[Supersecretfilms]

Lol..

[Uip4py111]

1:30 - 1:51 bruce shows his inner muse

[Sue71]

One of my all-time favourites! Thanks for posting!! XD

[AngieNicoleCullen]

@Sue71 I Love This Sketch! I SELL SHOES! LOL

[Xxblaze13xX]

Rofl thank u satin !!!! Lmfao

[Demyxlovescookies]

i should be a shoe salesman and do this to someone!

[ReinhardtHendrix]

I wear a name tag at my job and, from now on, I'm going to introduce myself to customers exactly the way Bruce did in this sketch.

[eatmypussy666]

One of my all time favorites!

[ReinhardtHendrix]

it is at this point, that all sketches from SNL seem pathetic.

[kcool134]

YES Thank You :P

[darkb4lightt]

I get the odd feeling that Bruce musta wrote this one! :) Great stuff! These guys are the best!

[Rolandzebub]

"I am quite well stocked in the color of cowards."

[1986OMFG]

these guys are skit gods

[lalaboopable]

"it's at this point, your old shoes may seen pathetic"...

[dando222]

NORTH BAY REPRESENT woot woot

[conbonz666]

1:28-1:50  Genius

[LikwidSnake]

Can you upload the one where this same salesman is working for "Sound Factory" ... y'know, "No Murray. Not a real hawk."

[vbfl920]

This is soooo funny!

[cocourtco]

Ahahahaha!

[Randyh9]

You have no tail?

[ChainsmokingPothead]

y bruce owns his my favorite kith.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

he is*

[freddy2fan]

Aww, Mark is an adorable Satan.

[LennyBound]

I'm pretty sure the "Thank you, Satan" was used as a soundbite by a radio-station in my area a few years ago.

Small world.

[jamesbluntslunts]

Bruce is a maniac

[murielsartre]

The snippet of Mark at the end is dead sexy. Just sayin'.

[walterroy]

HEY, I've got an idea...why don't you pop in your well worn copy of Scary Movie 4 giggle incessantly and then fuck off.

[Biesus]

Wow, thats deep. One of the better burns Ive seen on youtube.

[shortylickens69]

@walterroy Woah woah woah!!!

Lets not crap on the greatest movie of all time, OK bud?

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@shortylickens69

fail troll is seriously fail

[Kornmang]

All thats left is actual comedy bub.

[rainelionheart]

@marieorlandoe Tell me, what's the weather like up your own ass?

[shortsandsheep]

Lmao. The Lahahaughter.

[MagnusIan]

I

SELL

SHOES!

xD

[BrettCelinski]

Oh lol the whistling song around the shoes and the way he selects the shoe

just madness

[lavinder11]

It's the 'spot Bellini' song.

[Lefty6767]

Your curiosity pleases me.

[themooddisorders]

And so you always shall!

Thankyou Satan

LOL

[RabidBearpig]

I love how random that is. I SELL SHOES!

[themooddisorders]

You have no tail...no...I have no 9.5's

[Unmourned]

"Brown? I am quite well-stocked in the color of cowards."

[themooddisorders]

That is the best line ever!!!!!

[GabeMorris]

@Unmourned

Comedy is the act of repeating a amusing quote.

[massif20022000]

My favorite depiction of Satan.

[Jezmundfb]

Thank you, Satan!

[ziggytim]

anyone have the other one? where he's a stereo salesman?

[jewto0b]

always one of my faves!

[downshift108]

I'm quite well stocked in the colour of cowards lol

[bolson567]

i love how it just randomly goes all weird at the end! i watched it like three times! haha, never seen this one before!!

[HenshinMasta]

I Love the part at the beginning where Scott is interacting with the backdrop, XD

And, of course;

"THANK YOU SATAN!"

[MAGGERMUFIN]

hahaha wtf

[Capng123]

And how fast are planning on going in these "shoes"?

[VIDIOT73]

"The music..."

[Thrall138]

"Do you have it in brown?"

"Brown?I am quite well stocked in the color of cowards."

Lmao.

[EvanSnowWolf]

"You have no tail?"

"No."

"I have no 9 1/2."

[joeloud1]

I am quite well-stocked in the color of cowards.

[virilevocalist]

THANK YOU SATAN.

[cheesecake134]

I SELL SHOES.

AND SO YOU ALWAYS SHALL.

[LordIncompetent]

This is aaeds. This is definitely aaeds. ((McFranken))