I SPANK MY CHILDREN! (9/24/09-204)

[gimparelli]

what are you talking about?

[dadrools12]

he reminds me of jack black soooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!

[dadrools12]

cutest babys ever!!!!!!!!!!

[lori8973]

Aaaah! and now he's showing Rocktard how to box.

[TheParallex]

i just cant take shay seriously when i watch this he looks so diffrent

[TalkWithAsh]

@sarius24 then why the fuck are you watching this? get a life.

[TheFatChunky]

this was filmed on my birthday :D

[HannahLyricsVEVO]

I like PT but sometimes she hogs the camera!

[MissNikkiNeko]

@HannahLyricsVEVO they all do. Babytard does it now so much. so will rocktard when he grows up.

[digimon675]

aw baby tards cry :(

[SingJiya]

Where is the video where shay is skinny, cant find dont believe it.

[MrSasukeuchiha15]

I love all the tards

[nemo2k5]

dye babytards hair black and u got boo from monsters inc

[PurplexGreenxx]

Fighting is never the answer.......unless your BabyTard, and your adorable, and you're two, and your fists feel like marshmellows. :)

[AnnoyingFat]

your wife is hott

[Juicyfruittyable]

MINI COOPER AT 00:34

YEAH

[thewomaninthemoon]

I love princesstard trying to protect her sister!

[userss00]

aww princesstard at the end!!! such a good sister

[MsBlinggirl]

we had one of those "dragonflies" on our light it made sooooo much noise i was freaking outt

[breyerfreakblaze1019]

is mommy tard on deviant art?

[HickerzLove]

nice dancing baby tard

[GeeTheBee104]

I thought son tard asked if he could eat the dragon fly

[RoRoLoveXX]

@sarius24 u need help for saying such cruel things. their not your kids so you can't tell him how to treat them. and like I said you need help...maybe some therapy?

[00013063]

I LUV THE WAY SHE TALKS AT 2:40

[YzziIzzy99]

Sontard: That didn't hurt!

Shay: IT'S GONNA HURT WORSE NEXT TIME! *slams door*

I was laughing so hard!

[Dudemandudeman19]

@cupcake10120 she said mommy it's scary... Referring to the bug

[dmp825]

how ironic that he married a fittness instructor

[cupcake10120]

Did u lissend to baby tard in the back ground (momy is scary)

[RoRoLoveXX]

Flyod Mayweather? more like Manny Pacquiao! :) <3 ( and yes I am Filipino )

[COOKIESandLOVE2533]

@RoRoLoveXX WOOOOOO!!! :D Manny (and Filipinos :P) for the WIN!

[fatpiggie9]

This is my birthday episode :)

[Beforeyouandme]

You are a lucky man. I would give a limp for the opportunity to even have children and here you have three beautiful children. I'm sure you already know how lucky you are. Keep truckin' sailor.

[ladederose]

Spanking is perverted.

[izlude2]

lol that's not a dragonfly.. it's a gelzibar, which is related to the horsefly. a dragonfly has quadrilateral wings.

[CrazyGreaseFan]

Shaycarl is the best!!!'

[Macintosh3745]

GO BABYTARD!!!!!!

[lizards82]

First child abuse then animal cruelty. Un subscribe

[RickyFromKingston]

@lizards82 how is he abuse his child he isent if u watch all his videos from the very first one to the newst ones his kids are happy and the dog is happy and his wife is happy but you won't be missed

[got2many]

@lizards82 idiot

[kelly101433]

omg i have never seen a dragon fly i wouldn't even be in the same room its scary looking

[kate4799]

I like the end

[digimon675]

4:01 aww baby tard cried ; _ ;

[AcaciaTreeLee]

NOT!

[AcaciaTreeLee]

The guy on the comment under me is a freak I am not with freak 

[berryberry789]

@sarius24 Wow, really?? Are you serious?? O.o

[sarius24]

@berryberry789

Well obviously.

[berryberry789]

@sarius24 I am so sorry to hear that.. :/

[RickyFromKingston]

@sarius24 your a freak

[11rachel11]

@sarius24 your a dick i hope you die from squirrle aids and i hope your kids go to a foster home OH WAIT im guessing you dont have kids

[OhYq]

i think even though princesstard is loud at times, she's probably my favourite, she takes good care of rocktard and babytard. And i think among the three, she spends more time with rocktard. :)

[uncutsquid]

Congratulations, your wife is hot.

[RBA7195]

@doctorfreeman97 I didn't say spanking your children was bad. Some other person was talking about how disturbed his children were going to become. I'm all for spanking children when necessary. Thet were being over the top.

[GiovanniRose277]

omg what a huge dragonfly!

[alwaysapathetic2]

Don't worry Babytard. I would have started crying too.

[TheG4R4A4N4T4]

is it me or does he look like kathy bates with a beard?

[RBA7195]

Shaycarl, you are awesome and your family is adorable!

[RBA7195]

Why don't you just become a psychiatrist. Then if his kids become as messed up as you think they're going to be you can express to them how horrible their father was for doing this. You're an idiot and it sounds to me like you need some help yourself.

[DoctorFreeman97]

@RBA7195 spanking your kids isnt bad moron. just because youre a peace loving moron doesnt mean the rest of the world is.

[BilsonM]

its crazy how MT is not at all shy nowadays and the babytard talks A LOT now

[ImTheDude909]

I got to give it to Shay. His Ole Lady is fucking HOT

[ImTheDude909]

THUMBS UP IF "Uncle spanks nephew for being a gangbanger" video sent u here.

[ToastJammz]

1:21 I thought Malichi was a total Dinosaur

[ToastJammz]

I thought Malichi was like a total Dinosaur at 1:21

[bffforever10012]

princesstard is babytards idol she copies everything she does

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@real50G Well Grizzly Bears are cool...They can roar and fight. Have you seen that video with the bear doing karate? Nuff said...argument is invalid

[90jlawson]

@real50G idiot.

[misskk27]

I wish I got spanked like that when I was a kid…

[conanspeaks]

They be laxn all day

[mstaylorswiftlover21]

Ok I just wanna say anyone who doesn't have a right or nice thing to say about Shay thn ur opinion is marked as Fu** ok noone gibes a damn about his attention for children or how he spanks them online ok he was kidding around he didn't even really hit them hard enough to make it hurt so all of you shut the Fu** up because noone here cares but you

[mstaylorswiftlover21]

Wow you guys ur all fails. SHAYTARDS are funny and if you watched he didn't hit them that hard

[Sarah99ification]

@Pooternackle5 You obviously haven't seen enough Shaytards videos then because if you had then you'd know that these children are happy, healthy and very content with their lives. They aren't in anyway "expolited", and it isn't like Shay is vlogging 24/7, there is a lot that we don't see. Plus, althought they are "famous" through YouTube, it isn't like they are chased while in stores or anything. They aren't celebrities! Plus, this is just like the homevideos most people have, just on youtube.

[Pooternackle5]

@Sarah99ification You are really naive and ignorant as to how this sort of attention can damage the mind of a young child. Do you know what exploiting someone means?

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 How is it exploiting? It's not like they're at hollywood premeires or on front covers of magazines with their private lives exploited for the world to see. It's just fun videos that happen to be popular on youtube. It's hardly exploiting.

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 I guess you don't know what it means to exploit someone.

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 No I'm very well aware. However you make it seem like he's posting billboards all over the world to advertise his account. It's also not like paparazzi's follow him around or anything. Don't hurt yourself jumping to conclusions kid.

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 You don't know what it means to exploit someone. If only one person saw his videos, he would be exploiting his children for others entertainment. Its of course much more than one, it is millions. Filming a minor doing shit for other people's entertainment is exploitation.

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 So then tell me, how is this bad for his kids? They seem to be happy from what I'm getting.

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 I bet i'd love it to if I was a 5 year old. 5 year olds also love sugar, that doesn't mean its good for them. Neither is this.

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 That doesn't really answer my question. How will this be bad for them? What will it do?

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 Little kids who get filmed to the extent that shay's kids are vulnerable to developing extremely high egos (to the point in which they would be unable to behave properly in society) or the opposite could happen and they could develop paranoia. If they developed paranoia they would isolate themselves. They are happy now, but when they become teenagers there is little doubt in my mind that they will be troubled.

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 Well you don't know that. He seems to have his kids under control. Obviously he's not just gonna let his kids get away with flaunting egos if they develop one. Besides I wouldn't compare someone who's popular on the internet to celebrities children.

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 If you look at his other videos there are constant film crews in his house. Filming just about everything they do and compiling them into each of his videos.

[Dollreviewz155]

@Pooternackle5 May I ask which video has film crews in it? (not being a smart ass, me actually asking)

[Pooternackle5]

@Dollreviewz155 I don't want to look through the videos to find the specific ones. But there have been several where the camera crew was visible.

He doesn't film them himself though so for all of his videos that he has made in the past year or so there has been a camera crew in his house.

[got2many]

@Pooternackle5 it's been 5 months since your last comment about shay having a film crew so i hope you are well educated on the shaytards videos by now. because your comment was ridiculous. incase you still don't know the "film crew" is a group of other youtube people that created another channel called "the station" and they sometimes use shays house to film their skits for their own channel. that is why you see them. they don't film shays footage. shay uses his own flip cam. get it now?

[got2many]

@Pooternackle5 i wish i was here when you were making these stupid comments 5 months ago. you clearly have no idea what exploiting is. your taking these sweet, funny, wholesome family videos and trying to make them ugly. you're demented. there are real children being exploited in evil ways but shaytards is not one of them. vlogging is basically family filming. have you not ever used a camera to film your family?? get off your high horse and get the stick out of your ass.

[towelmuppet]

Aw when Babytard is copying Princesstard's fighting 2:11 to 2:50 so cute <3

[QumirahCarr]

Awwwwwww so cute

[caddog0sugar]

lol I love how the kids obediently line up to get spanked!

[ditalydo]

so cute

[michelleeez]

awwww

[LittleBeeBistro]

@TheOmnomCUPCAKE i wuz laughing SO hard when i read this that i started choking on my cheerios XD

[GroveBedford]

best family EVER!!! please adopt me :)

[MyHoney1997]

punching is never the answer

[rainbowsugarcupcakes]

Poor babytard! When you guys were looking at the bug she goes in the background "mommy! Scay-ee."

[thefamilynerd09]

i think your way of punishment is by violating them. a normal spanking is violating and if done properly hurts like hell lol

[haspey1]

i spank my kids and my dad spanked me and theres nothing wrong with that i spank my kids bare butt they sometimes get bruses but they don t care

[abbielovesoasis]

@haspey1 ... what the fuck is wrong with you?

[joseph10342]

when you asked them to kick, i so thought they would sack you

[mrcaptivator]

Are you still dishing out spankings? ;)

[fuzluv95]

Princesstard is such an awesome big sister!

[0kbaby0]

This video had two things from my childhood. Getting in trouble after parent-teacher conferences and getting spankings after not cleaning my room. xD

[DarkFoxey]

This was the first shaytards vid I watched and I remember thinking I don't know who this guy is but he is sure funny !!!! WooHoo go shaytards! And know I've seen all of them!

[neishy3]

i love how babytard says 'scary'... "sceh-ee"

[abbielovesoasis]

@SuperTruth77 wow thats actually kinda sick. you could do them for poedaphilia actualy because thats sexualising a child, what a bunch of sickos obviously 14 year olds are gunna do stuff like that theyre going through puberty

[beccawashere45]

Is that the guy from The Zac Brown Band?

[rebjack2]

@beccawashere45 um no that's shay carl

[beccawashere45]

@rebjack2 I know, it was just a joke. This guy looks exactly like him in my opinion.

[iAmLaith]

''hands on youre heads'' criminals ? 0o

[Inclima11]

Mommytard in her prime of hotness!!

[freditsluke]

its guna hiert mor next time

[Mikielma1]

"figthing is never the answeer!!!"

[Ksabrs45]

Children having children. Great.

[THEREALBARBIE89]

omg when the dragon fly started flying i thought it was going to fly out of my computer screen i jumped back hahaha i feel like an idiot for that lol hey we all have our moments! anyway mayweather all the wayy!

[malakaijub]

look at the size of the dragonfly!!!!!!!

[ChildRimmer41]

Vogter2100 wants you to give him a hard spanking hes really in desperate need

[Vogter2100]

@ChildRimmer41 Troll is obvious.

[PreppedForGlamour27]

HAHA FLOYD MAYWEATER !! NAHH MANNY PACQUIO ALL THE WAY WHOO HOO !! FILIPINO'S XD

[PAM2167]

im not trying to be mean. but watching your video i have flashbacks of Al Borland on Home Improvement. i always wondered what happened to him. you kinda look like him. i guess this it what it would look like when al borland finally married his sweatheart and had children. my advice,Shave! Please. And FYI i happen to be a person allergic to penuts,wallnuts,almonds,any kind of nut

[jernov91]

I wish i got hit liked that! All i remember growing up was the belt every other day hahaha

[EckoMunky]

Lol awww omg :D

[TheSDavies93]

Wow why are ppl so stupid these days, quit spamming these comments all the time!! If u really want to talk go to a chat room!! Grow up and get a life. Thelimegreenlover, trinder3467, Missniceblades, onthetoiletbiotch.

[TheSDavies93]

At the beginning at the house! It didn't look like there house. Lol and babytard didn't look like here

[TheLimegreenlover]

awwww I cant get over how responsible princesstard is!! I love how at the end babytard was like its scary and then you ran over and sad to her babytard want to go see the bug!! and here comes princeestard to the rescue as she hugs her tight no!!!!! AND NOT JUST THIS VIDEO BUT IN MANY videos she is always looking out for her little siblings rocktard and babytard same for sontard all of you kids are soooo sweet looking out for one another you and mommytard raised them right :))

[shutupjonae69]

Awhhhh Princesstards face when shay told them

to line up for a spanking Hehe. But it would be hard to tak them serious

because Shay and Katilette are so funny and you rarely see them yell at their kids

[panda3951]

SIGN MY DOUGHNUT

[love4musicable]

Princesstard is such a good big sister!

[kimberleyjane1992]

your dog is huuuge lol xx

[sk8alltheway95]

THESE ARE THE GREATEST VIDEOS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[marisolloveyou2]

dam that dog is bigger than babytard

[superxman12]

how old is your beard

[rebjack2]

@Trinder3467 it isn't illegal so calling the cops will do you no good

[chocolate4199]

@Trinder3467 What did he do in the video that was illegal?

[compaqeo]

@Trinder3467 1. what did he do illegal? 2. wow talk about jealousy because he did something with his life?

@Trinder3467 and you should be cut off the human gene pool. your otherwise a fail troll or hit your head off Micheal Jacksons head board to much or belive everything you re