Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience reviewed by Mark Kermode

[JackRabbitSlim]

Simon Mayo, I don't often say this cus I like you, but you're talking absolute bullshit with regards the music comparisons, and you're meant to be a radio DJ. to say that the Jonas cretins are as good as, or better than busted or Mcfly is just plain f**king wrong and you have to be deaf to think that.

Now I'm not the biggest fan of Busted or McFly, not really my kinda music, but at least it's decent-sounding, catchy pop music, as opposed to Disney-sponsored tweeny bubblegum bullshit by Jonas's

[gaggle64]

Mark should just start doing his reviews as a one-man skiffle dance band, it's obviously what he longs to do.

[allaboutdmagic]

As for the creamy white foam guns, see South Park.

[Truggsess]

I'm really wondering, if Simon actually doesn't get it or if he's just enjoying Mark being unconfortable with the subject :-D

[dan55739]

I'm filling in all the blanks, ALL OF THEM!!! :)

[TheTruth006]

There are two adult men talking about the Jonas Brothers.

[MrVinushka]

I love it how they preach abstinence, and then shoot hot white foam all over their pre-teen fans at their concerts XD

[JamaicaPlain]

all music needs more appellation nose flute.

[eveningtsar]

Twenty years from now? Try two. This is the first I've heard of the Jonas brothers since 2009. It's all Bieber fever now, and who knows how long THAT's going to last or what'll come next. . .

God that sidekick's an idiot.

[ehmazin]

I agree with Kermode, stuff like the foam spraying is disturbing

[slutbunwallah]

Sound-checking to a backing track! haha! Brilliant!

[TheHappydead]

the south park episode 'the ring' deals with the issue of the jonas brothers best..................... mickey mouse is excellant in it

[chocolateking2006]

@TheHappydead couldnt agree with you more "When little girls' ginies tickle...I MAKE MONEY!"

[TheHappydead]

@chocolateking2006 south park gets everything right all of the time

[PurushaDesa]

"BAY-BEH!"

[bamboosa]

I can't believe that the good Doctor has, by his own standards (exemplified by past rants) succumbed to the Cult of Evil Mediocrity. He should have ranted on the J. (I can't even say the name) brothers till there was no doubt that most pop music signals the complete de-evolution of the human species. At least he cited the Monkees as an example of how good pop music can be. He knows better. He even played in a band that wasn't half bad.

[DefyantLove]

i cant wait til one of them gets done for coke or something. ill either be really glad that they ruin themselves amongst their crazy purity clad following or ill quite like that theyve gone a lil rock an roll. either way, i win

[dowling1981]

@DefyantLove Trallagh upon they?

[DefyantLove]

@dowling1981 what?? i dont understand your reply sorry

[dowling1981]

@DefyantLove Mind not. Trallagh to the hills. The maymard trees are in bloom. Hath Ian Beale arisen?

[DefyantLove]

@dowling1981 what the blue fuck are you talking about?

[dowling1981]

@DefyantLove Dinnae be cruel. When is the eldest Jonas brother due to be released from Terre Haute?

[wdsa8d]

the jonas brothers actually shoot out foam to the audience? that is troubling...

[51yourtimeisup]

@wdsa8d it's edible too, apparently.

[HyBrIdEnS]

jesus! I was loling theough the review :D

sprying with foam :D

[BRm2008]

spraing the audience with foam is a lawsuit waiting to happen.. what if somebody is alergic..? hope they get sued..

[BRm2008]

disney bands suck.. clean cut and acne free queers suck fuck them , they are clown shoes

[BRm2008]

jonas brothers suck.. end of story. nuff said kill them please

[BRm2008]

jonas are just the latest n'synch boy band bs.. fuck them. i wish they'd disappear or die..

[bassben04]

Yes Kermode, Busted define - end of. I can't believe the Jonas brothers covered busted and did well with it - as someone else said 'BRITISH'.

[ScareylXD]

Lmao! You're on Radio 5 live. What do you know about music!?

[Haqster]

BRITISH!

[etocadet]

I saw that foam GaG on south park (its an episode dedicated to destroying them) and I thought they were just taking the piss

[ChocolateKing2009]

@etocadet nah they are not takin the piss they actually do it on stage

[talam123]

And btw, that Mayo guy fucking sucks. The only thing he does is that he introduces the show (which any monkey could do) and interupts Kermode. He should be fucking fired.

[talam123]

the south park reference here is fucking awesome. Leave it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone to fill in the blanks:P

[syarnold]

i dont think that is a south park ref, kermode always says that he doesnt watch tv....

[lestersands76]

oh dear, you're on shaky ground referring to busted as powerpop!...they're a boy band, it's pop. that's it.

[RockBottomRiser21]

It's hilarious how disgruntled Simon gets in the last minute of this review.

[moonchild250]

kermode is right,bonio is a twat!

[allaboutdmagic]

If Kermode had enjoyed this on any intellectual level I would have lost all interest in his opinion. Phew!

[madammao]

Jonas CUM

[noirgris0]

That foam thing ws also pointed out by South Park

[JonnyInfinite]

The dj (Mayo) looks very wierd: i'm not sure he's quite human..

[FiddyTree]

You girls like the Jonas Brother's hot white foam all over your faces?

[SaulNo7]

The Jonas Brothers make me laugh. They're just a sick Disney Channel product. They have nothing to do with real music.

They're pretty much the same age as Guns N Roses were when they made Appetite For Destruction. Just look at the difference.

Hell.. Black Tide are even younger than them.

The Jonas Brothers is all about MONEY. Not music...

[weeks87]

this guy is 50 years too old to even appreciate the jobros, he probably needs a hearing aide...

[MrCanabliss]

'The jobros'

goddamn you're such a faggot.

[masterofgnargnar]

@weeks87 they suck

[TVMercedes]

Took the kids to see Ice Age 3D last night. Although I paid the extra £1.50 to see the 3D version I went with the expectation that I would be disappointed and would come out sharing Mark Kermodes opinion that 3D is a gimmick that will disappear once forever. He couldnt be more wrong if he tried! It was absolutely amazing! This 3d is stunning! Ice Age suits this format perfectly because the stunning landscapes where real! 3D is definitely the future!

[syarnold]

Im glad that the landscapes where real, i love things that where real. 3D is shit and is ruining films, you are an idiot.

[malcolmgerald]

You were right TVmercedes! As well as being foul mouthed and rude Syarnold clearly hasn't been to see Ice Age 3D and GOT THE POINT! Would you prefer black & white or colour, mono or stereo, 2D or the NEW 3D? It's as simple as that! Some people don't like things that alter their safe old world but in this case they are going to have to get used to it! Ice Age 3D clearly shows how this new technology can be used to enhance the viewers enjoyment of the film. It's hear to stay guys! Get Over It!

[jonasfan45056]

yay busted! love them

[heroesluver716]

what is he talking about? the jonas brothers write all of their songs!!

[dude3453]

FIlm evidence is what's talking about

[Synchronization259]

What's the problem with being sprayed with foam?

[naveengta]

I wanna see how much positive votes this can get: "JONAS BROTHERS ARE TOO STUPID TO EVEN SUCK A DICK".

[millard27]

@naveengta

You would know all about sucking dick wouldn't you...

[GIVERWAYER699]

yay for this dude i love you <3

[JoBroLover221]

this peice of crap guy oviesly does not know about music or prabably he is to old to hear great music like this!!!!!!!!!=[

[PadrethePio]

NEWS FLASH: The Jonas Brothers' music is shit!

[jonasfan45056]

not really a newsflash lol

[Purdy123abc]

Mark is awesome. LMAO

"no i'm not weird!!!" XD

[Lawfulness]

Who wants to kill The Jonas Brothers with me??!!

[YourThanet]

YES!

[RiteLightProductions]

yay. what weapon to choose ??? lol

[Lawfulness]

We tie them up in a shed and then... we NUKE THOSE BASTERDS!!!!

[RiteLightProductions]

exactly what I was thinking !!!

[allyoilrox]

i want to..they cant even sing! let alone play gituar

[guimainny]

InB4 hugeshitstorm do the fangirls ever fing out.

[TheSilhouette]

You mean the Jonas Brothers actually do that foam thing?

When I saw that on South Park, I thought that was just an obvious Freudian joke they were doing just for that episode.

Wow...I really don't know what to say.

[bigfatcosmo]

I know! I thought South Park made that bit up! Really disturbing

[TulseLuper]

I wonder if Dr. Kermode has been watching South Park lately.

[sammmyp]

Its would appear so.............. but it's highly unlikely since he claims to hardly ever watch tv.

[Flipflopab]

The Jonas Borthers are spunking all over there audience

[sunnygirly2k4]

He doesn't even need to say more than that - I get what he means by the suggestive connotations of the foam, urgh. Especially from a 'pure' Disney teenybopper band...

[Jos129]

If your gonna be sprayed with something - foam by Jonas Brothers or bear and spit, id rather been done with the bear and spit aswell lol

[liquidfreak]

@Jos129 lol bear

[rayray160990]

they look so serious when talking about busted :D

[GoGoGomy]

Leave it to you to make that observation. gag...

[welshfilmbuff]

The foam spraying thing isn't even entirely original! Prince did it at the end of Purple Rain... 25 years ago!

[ChilledR]

lol kermode always finding a sinister undertone ;)

[googoopob]

I love how he has to review films like this because it clearly pains him!

[pypeworld]

Yes, I totally agree, but I think Dr. Kermode loves the whole belittling the rubbish teen movie rant, which by all accounts is spot on.

[sharpsuitedmod]

1.3 on imdb lool

number one worst documentary

[MrMontagne]

I'm with Kermode on the whole foam thing

[adambadadam123]

I think he's pretty fair. He said he didn't want to judge it by his standard because pop is meant for young people and not him.

[adambadadam123]

He's funny and Jonas brothers are a pretty bad band. He's also a film critic which means he is kind of allowed to talk a lot about films don't you think?

[GiroJon1994]

my gawd. that guy talks alot. O_o he needs to stop. its only a movie. no need to be that detailed. O_o;; he is so something... the podium makes the moment. he said joe is annoying him. my gawd... talk about yourself. he is nasty, talking about the foam gun. he is weird. haha! foam from JB, nothing is wrong with that, florida was hot. nothing wrong. my gawd, and he has to make it detailed, creamy. my gawd... he is nasty!

[MrMontagne]

He's a film critic. It's kind of his job to do everything you said he shouldn't.

[jrh767]

seriously is Kermode implying that the foam spraying is implying what I think he is? If so that is certified filth