asdf movie 1-5 english

[amberstone361]

"What're you up to, Son?"

"I like trains"

"Yes you do son, yes you do"

[wizzy101girly]

DIE POTATO! Potato: Not Today. *Has Gun And Cool Shades*

[kevizzle10]

7:27 saddest face in the world

[iluvpeanutbutter202]

how did i end up watching this entire video? idk.... but it was awesome. :D

[ermdaisy]

I love these videos I'm now hooked

[UzumakiMizore]

RAINBOWW !!

[Halohammer564]

3:40 - 3:45 HETALIA MOMENT

[MultiAngel035]

DUDE:HEY I BAKED U A PIE

OTHER DUDE:OH COOL WUT FLAVOR

DUDE:PIE FLAAAAAVVVVVOOORRRR

LOL! :-D

[crfbmx100]

I like asdf but not the extended bits

[CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010]

"DIE POTATO!" Potato: "NEUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!" D:



[drackdude]

BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!!!!!! lmfao

[Dustglider]

Girl: When i'm grown-up, i wanna go to the moon! Guy: whyy wait? *epic kick* Girl: waaaaAAAAAAHH xD

[DazzaBrownsword]

7:25 YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT!!!

[DazzaBrownsword]

6:38 i wonder how much that table cost...

[Smileyface10149]

THROW THE CHEESE!!!

[MegaMarkus96]

Banana fight! (BANG) NO!!!!

[MrKRAZY1017]

I AM A STEAGOSOUROUS

[hannahwash09]

'classic'

[honeybun5565]

(.  .)

[valorian2001]

this is the best full movie!

[awesomepossomize]

your gettin mugged kid.no your getting mugged.how does that that even work

[MacZtar99]

(picks up phone) This is a robbery! DUN DUN DUN, (puts phone down)

[MacZtar99]

Yum, AHHHHHHHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY! Noooooooo! AHHHHH THE PAIN, ITS UNBEARABLE! What have i done! TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM! Daddy! Ahhhh, NOOOOOOO, NOOOOOO (splat)

[Candism77]

I like trains, wait. No!

[EionePoseidony]

4:22 the SCIENCE SHOW..

PIANO!!!

BAAM...

oww!!! Who's IDEA WAS THIS??!!!

british accent.... cool

[dahamstaz]

30 thumbs up in i will shout LEVEL UP in class

[purrsonal]

5:56 irish accent

loveee it

[purrsonal]

@purrsonal ooops 5:54



[randomsandwhich303]

Thats not a horse ..

whaaaa, wheeaa , WWEEEEEEEEE ! :D

[hellohelloputput]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD

[ThePikapower101]

4:16 the funny part about that is that the dude who is trying to kill the potato has no pants

[shadowpuppyadspongy]

I AM A STEG-O-SAWUS!

[MsSlushie]

Justin Bieber: Hey, Selena, look at my big dick!

Selena Gomez: Yeah, its pretty cool.  ..... wait. There is NO dick there!

Justin Bieber: Woooooohhh!

Selene Gomez: Wooooohhhhh!

Bot: Wooohhh!!!!

[theproxsniper]

@MsSlushie The actual voice is played for selena but there is a new, squeekier voice for JB... I gave your cmment a like :)

[live2swim1]

I LIKE TRAINS!!!!!! haha :D

[55davidt55]

took me 6 times

[666AMC666]

"thats not a horse" when that scream started i think I pissed my pants hahahaha

[Quoxic1]

I like trains.

[tehrandomguy1535]

':) ha ha ha ha EPIC EPIC EPIC YHI(KJhuGYT%YHIJMNBGV%FTYU)I(_­KO{NJGTYU()IKO{IPJ

[elenarox4ever]

he he

[doggyhunter5]

Flys will be the dominant race

[f687sNFM]

nice dude



[TheBrendanTwomey]

"hello parking meter."

"hello!"

[TheBrendanTwomey]

Great idea! Putting them altogether makes it more funny

[loonytoons87]

throw the ccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss­sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Gearsofhalo119]

"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[wolfman4lph4]

"did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich *crawls into mouth*"

[BYant10]

I like trains

[bfhfreakbelgium]

THE LAST PART IS HORRIBLE

[scars2k2]

@bfhfreakbelgium there isnt an episode 5 >.>

[dsnip1234]

this i funnny lololol!!!!!!!!!!

[AnimalCarnage]

I guess I'll just have to watch 1-5 and then watch 6, and 7 later. Or I could FUCKING learn German and see 20 million versions of it!!! *Head Explodes*

[nicolasmauser]

5:45 Pleassantville :D

[arielprocool]

XDDDD !!! so fucking true !!! 0:47

[piperrockz]

DIE POTATO!!!!

Not... today! -_-

[TheCBcowboy]

that...is the dumbest thing on youtube

[DemonHUNTAxDman]

I like how 1 - 4 the qaulity gets better each time then at 5 it looks old again...

[kilcal]

@DemonHUNTAxDman #5 isnt from TomSka

[pivotfann]

@DemonHUNTAxDman because it's not the real 5, they haven't made 5 yet.

[bryan67ish2]

@killerculver

spell cake right! its not cack for cakce :P

[ndolan999]

@ChrislnRealLife0707

it took me a day.

[groovyroblox]

6:37 :D LOL thumbs up if you laughed very hard!

[killerculver]

lol my dad is making a cack at the same time i am watching this so at 1:17 i fell bad for the cakce lol

[smorgy11]

finaly its in english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diegomorse97]

Oh yeah honey why is the baby on fire?

[diegomorse97]

My fav is asdfmovie3. Now son don't touch that cates, your dead to me!!!:@

[powerman1215]

@diegomorse97 it's hilarious not because he touched the cactus but the fact that he floated up onto the side of the cactus backwards and sideways. XD

[TheDiamondRevolution]

I like trains.....  WOOSH!!!

[Minnesotan114]

Die potato

Nooooooo!

I like trains

Wait no no no!

[pokemon12899]

i was an accident!

[LeahLovesOneD]

Haha I can't read...

[ThrowTheCheeeeese]

"You were in accident!"

[carnivorustapeworms]

3 is my favorite



[hmfic2014]

banana fight! NO! 

[gymnastkitty5]

Finally! English! :)

[eththemw3freak]

the 7th one is in german its not fair :(

[cheekymonkey0369]

The last one was obviously fake, no offence

[Mr666superman]

WE ALL SAW THE VIDEO!!!!!

[Quoxic1]

Die potato not today

[MrMagic8282]

Quick shoot me in the face!! * gunshot * haha XD

[devingers1]

I am a stegosaurus!

[ZADAA65]

honey why is the baby on fire? LOL

[ZADAA65]

you were an accident!!! LOL XD

[lyricalllyy]

When I grow up I wanna go to the moon!!! Why wait!!!

[lyricalllyy]

Honey do u like my new shoes? You are a chair darling

[scholezyx99]

Haha!

[TheZooey1223]

5:08 THAT IS NOT A STEGOSAUROUS!!!!! (they have the back spikey thingamajigs)

but nobody cares just makes it more FUNNY

A DINOSAUR WITH AN IDENTITY CRISIS :P

[667bieberfan]

5:45 omg racist

[Birdlovemi112]

Thumbs up if you expected a flower squirt @ 0:35

[XxX0monsterlover0XxX]

@ 6:03. my brother. totally my brother

[shinyxwhitexbass]

there's something on your face! IT WAS PAIN! XD BEST LINE EVERR XD

[TheMRCRAPATTACK]

YOUR DEAD 2 ME,LOL

[TheMRCRAPATTACK]

die potatoe

[furryfox1015533]

BANANA FIGHT!!1!...*gunshot*NUUU!

[MultiMinecraft456]

3:59 lol

[MultiMinecraft456]

@1:28 is my favorite part

[CODgamin1]

there's something on ur face... IT WAS PAAAAAAIN!

[CODgamin1]

i like trains

[PenguinAce21]

thumbs up if you figured even though it said "english" it would still be in German

[cheergrl012000]

I like trains

[cheergrl012000]

Hahahaha I cant read lol I said tht to my lang and lit teacher and she said oh well thts a problem then the whole class laughed

[Mast3rOfDisat3r]

THROW THE CHEESE!!!! yay....

[iseeitproductions]

Watch out he's got a nose

[LeahLovesOneD]

Classic...

[LeahLovesOneD]

I am punching your salad!!! Nooooooooo!

[dragonlover46100]

I am punching your salad!!!!!

[ChrisInRealLife0707]

Did it take everybody else several times before they found this English!? : /

[HalieSavannah]

@ChrisInRealLife0707 yes yes it did.

[MrCartoonfreaks]

@ChrisInRealLife0707 eah.. it's in german = [

[pokemonandsoincfan4]

@ChrisInRealLife0707 ME

[shiscabob100]

Hey kid your getting mugged: no your getting mugged: AH HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK! My favorite part ever

[judaharrison58]

Joey did you eat my sandwich?

I am your sandwich

haha

[227SWAT]

how do u cut both ur hands of its like impossible

[TheSophia9009]

Hahahahahaha thwis iws swo fwunny

[emmaverybeary]

Classic.

[227SWAT]

thumbs up if u heard yeah after he threw the cheese

[echonight23]

@227SWAT NO! NO! YOU DO NOT GET THUMBS UP FOR THAT! NO! NO!

[227SWAT]

@echonight23 it it was an accident

[echonight23]

@227SWAT YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT!!! >:(

[227SWAT]

@echonight23 D; ;(

[echonight23]

@227SWAT >:O

[227SWAT]

@echonight23 it was really an accident FYI

[echonight23]

@227SWAT :I oh

[NFLnintendoforlife]

i just lost 4 IQ points...

[blazzered2]

Throooow the CHEEEEEEESE!!!!

[griller6789]

Hey,suprise! THERE IS NO ASDF MOVIE 5

[227SWAT]

got your nose

he he

(kicks door open)

LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE!!!!

(fires gun repeatedly)

[cheergrl012000]

I love these movies lol

[richman6612]

I like trains

Hey man check out my do aw that is pre coo there is no dog there ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh -.- hey can u hold this? ........ Thanks

Best parts ever

[GyptianSands]

@mamaluigi2867 So true!

[Astim3000]

Hevy brain damage.. :P

[ahrox123]

Omg that mush have made your teacher so mad!!!!! :)

I love this vid too my friend who hasn't seen it yet was like what when I was saying those random lines at lunch lol it's funny when u confuse people I love it and do that all the time!!!!! :) :) :) :)

[guitarfurr3]

love this so much! i used the "haha i can't read" line so many times in my english class lol

[ahrox123]

Love this so much my friend showed me now I'm showing all my friends

[tpssecret]

Hey guys look at my new camera!!! BANG!! Oh, what this isn't a camera

[R4GE1000]

Classic

[Hackersz99]

(picks up phone) This is a robbery dun dun dun dun Click

[bratsmate6]

So funny

[mamaluigi2867]

FINALLY THE ONE COMBINATION OF ALL THE ASDF MOVIES THAT ISN'T GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilmegaan]

Classic.

[maddyberryful]

BEST PARTS!!!!! cant wait to eat this bagel! yes you can.. ohh i guess your right. buhhh screw gravity! theres something on ur face! it was pain! Honey why is the baby on fire?? BUY ME MORE JEWLERY! die potato! not today..... nice hat.. thanks! i was being sarcastic well i stoll ur face! g

[maddyberryful]

joey did you eat my sandwich???

i am your sandwich.

[zakakabeast]

this is a copy of tomskas asdf movies

[Hackersz99]

@zakakabeast well obviously

[yomammazombies]

thank you all for the views and all the likes (almost 100)

[CODexpert26]

did anyone notice that the i like trains guy (thomas) is one of the only people with hair

[themasterofchief2]

@CODexpert26 that tree picture was really good!!

[thewave271]

4:25 is my favorite

[TessaDen]

4:30 is WAY best. This. Is. Amazing.

[MrBotty1975]

3:02!! ACTUALLY cried laughing!!!!

[iiMozzax]

6:45 wat song is that?

[fantageino123]

Hey woodchip,I'm a horse.

Oh goodness me that's not a horse!

Wha wha! *girly scream*

[gazoogleheimer]

Hilarious film

[etnalover191]

die potatoe

ch ch not today

[moshimoshimoo]

@TheFishbein No it wasn't it was in German

[XBOXGTboredinside]

2 people didnt throw the cheese

[TheJazi1999]

Joey did you eat my sandwich?

I am your sandwich. (climbs in mouth) LOL

[TheFischbein]

Is it original in englisch?

[spartacrazy]

epic awsomness



[nickmacon300]

3:00 to 3:10 is comedy gold lol

[Cargofunnydude101]

Wow ow u make this cause baked u a pie, 

O wat flavor,

Pie flavor

[fr1zzI]

RRAAAINNBOOOW

[MegaZeusthunder]

Worst vid ever

[XDXDIris1]

No top comments? THIS IS MY CHANCE!!!!!

hi mom

[azanikius]

the fifth one is a combination of all asdfcomp entries -.-

[KeroroBaller236]

the last one didn't look real.

[nicholas5503]

Awesome vid man

[jmancoolman123]

i love this video

[Hindenburg12886]

1:26 - How to annoy your family...

[ivancool1997]

1) hey look at my dog

2)oh co... wait there is no dog there

1)ooooh

2)aaah

1+2)oaoaoaoaoaooaoah!

[falmouthleedsfan]

@ivancool1997

hey look a reference

oh thats co oh wait it is a reference that wasnt in the script ohhhhhhhhhhh

ohohohohohohohohoh

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaoh

[sheap3nrw]

Every Single Comment Below thus one is a quote of asdf movie 1-5 (what we all just watched)

[t931998]

i feel sorry for that fly at 9:36

[t931998]

the pie had an orgaism lol

[t931998]

listen to the cop at the begenning in the german verison he sounds so badass!