Cracked TV - 8 Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong

[Amunz0r]

So who from Cracked is from Grand Rapids, Michigan?

[Colebot9000]

fuck this gay earth

[90DAdmin]

that isiah carey is a news reporter on fox 26 now

[iNK666]

".. who climbed the highest man-pile in the world! But.. he's blind."

[Ironaridium]

5... 5... 5... 5...

Why do I find this so funny.

[frostgiant7]

Fun Fact: That reporter that did the flip was Canadian. And yes, we all can do that. And more.

[hgryphon]

"...who climbed the highest mountain in the world, mount Everest, but... he's gay."

And we'll be following that story up with the latest in spring fashion.

[nitroelite101]

Bitch, what now?

[Ricardo666pt]

"...who climbed the highest mountain in the world, mount Everest, but... he's gay."

EPIC LOL!!!!!

[Naraki11]

@Ricardo666pt It's like climbing the highest mountain in the world is not good enough if you're gay

[TommyBShow]

He's my favorite person on the internet.

[Viewer1220]

Subscribed!

[HeartAttack1990]

Dammit, I can not watch any Cracked TV episode without bursting into laughter. And trust me, I tried.

[MarVarCas]

damn, Susan and Christine are sexy!

;D

[fhqwgads2]

Why does Madison, Wisconsin keep getting targeted with giant, red, numbered airstrikes?

[Legion719]

Press 4

IN A BUCKET...FUCK

[icyswordofawesome]

The old guy on the left is a dick. He asked the question after the interview was over and got all defensive when old guy #2 called him out on it.

[gothkid287]

5:55 My cunt.

[ifuckinghategmail]

My edifying comment: spewing obscenities is coprolalia, not Tourette's Syndrome. Common mistake.

[americandodgeball]

FUN FACT That music at the beginning was the old theme song for Green Bay's Action 2 News with Tom Zalaski.

[ErintheRed02]

Brian Collins (#3) looks like McLovin!

[pkerch00b1]

fuuuuuuuuuuCK! seriously youtube 30 seconds comercials?! and i try and try to escape it but it keeps comming back D:

[1Superchops]

I swear, Michael Swaim is what RayWilliamJohnson should have been.

[luno44]

Mike Hunt. Come on. That's funny.

[supremejiboom]

@luno44 all of the names were. Lou Briccant sounds like lubricant, Gabe asher sounds like gay basher, dixie nourmous sounds like dick's enormous, craven moorhead sounds like craving more head. you get the point

[321rebelman]

beaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[osakanone]

Landlords vs Tenants needed a health bar. Didn't you see the VS?

[mjtheman23]

omg thats not cool...wood tv 8 is mine :( haha

[isaacgonzales16]

BITCH WASNT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slueth8]

3:23

Immense.

[MrLincolnWoof]

idk why but i chuckled at the beaver

[taylorhollingsworth]

best birthday name: Emersom Biggins

[BLACKIESBOY]

"And, um... Bitch wasn't there."

[DestrAjax]

2:25 was epic

[supermanofdeath]

"we've taken the 360, we've added a dsp, we've BLUURRLLGLLHH

[TheRoboticFerret]

Had to pause the video at the beaver's face clip... Oh my God I can't breathe

[Monuver]

I did the same thing as the first guy. Only a frontflip. On ice. And I landed square on my chin.

[sgtsmith141]

gay, blind-eh, same difference right?

[andyrooney12]

@sgtsmith141

Yeah, neither of them know what a vagina looks like.

[Choomanama]

Cracked is like raywilliamjohnson except funny and intelligent and original

[Maklolm]

@Choomanama is still funny!!

[canadiancation]

@Choomanama My thoughts exactly XD

[5440Borderline]

I never would have even caught the "Mike Hunt" part if the reporter didn't say it.

[Wutwut1n1]

i wish i was there to see the reporter with the jenga blocks

[DonZabu]

Check the ticker along the bottom at 3:42.

[vemu333]

mike hunt! lol

[DanTheMan9867]

Silly Michael, stoners dont eat sun chips

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Yes my prince, sleep, you earned it...

[bamjungle]

Like anchor man, that movie was awesome!

[boombox129]

mike hunt = my cunt?

[MrGish1]

@boombox129 congratulations sherlock

[boombox129]

@MrGish1 thanks bud

[MrGish1]

@boombox129 No problem my italian friend

[madokk91]

SHIT FLIED IN MY MOUF! lol

[evitanigaminU]

"This just in. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

[rjworks13]

The footage is good, but he needs to keep his introsa short - his humor is lame

[fromdaghettowithlove]

@rjworks13 Micheal Swaim is one of the funniest and awesomest guys on the internet.

[JanderStrahd]

I think I saw a couple normal names in that list...? =P

[riverrocker7]

Aww cmon Swaim, leave the poor kid alone! Lol.

[baileyogilvie]

Love the ticker change with Ollie and Jim haha... It's all in the attention to details :D

[alopexau]

...SHIT!...in a BUCKET!

[CanaryKeeper]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!  :D

[CJAnonymous]

We all know gay guys pretty much live to work out, so when one climbs a mountain or something, it's just not as impressive.

Right?

[ArthurZ101]

"He climbed Mount Everest BUT... he's gay!" Damn it, being gay just ruins everything :'( lol

[StanleyBradshaw]

Dude. number 8 was in my city! I remember seeing that on Television!

[MrGlencochrane]

flawless victory!

[MusicTewns]

You look like Deb's boyfriend from Dexter.

[Mgorms1994]

3:26 = pause

[seriousman99]

Am I the only one that "molester" when they were calling out the names?

[Skyball88]

Am I the only one that heard "my cunt" when they read out Mike Hunts name?

[livie424]

@Skyball88 that's the joke

[Serje1227]

@Skyball88 Yes...that's...that's the joke. U didn't know that by now?

[MissIckYuck]

Tosh.0 is funnier than this wannabe. *rollseyes*

[sevsquad]

I can see my hometown on his transition!

[icyringo]

wait.. holy..

that was my local news station.

holllllllyyyyyyy what

[TheTrueSong]

Your costume is annoying!! Your so much cuter without it :P

[Serje1227]

@TheTrueSong Ur complaining about his outfit? Really?

[Nevyle]

Hugh & Martha Rection........ lol

[DoomEngaged]

This just in, fuuuuuuu

[horrormoviefan20]

Later we will be discussing which pet shampoo's could be molesting your children.

[meeved]

swaim is so hott.

[ScopeStudios]

As we all know gay people cant climb mountains

[pinkrockstar101]

LOL

this is hilarious!!!

[overcometheidiots]

This guy rips off of Red Eye's formula.

[sbobsp83]

WOODTV8 is MY local news channel!

[sbobsp83]

"I ain't got no prompter." LOL!!!

[Exarian]

Lou Briccant

Gabe Asher

Dixie Normous

Emersom Biggins (Them er' some bigguns)

Craven Moorhead

Anita Lay

Mike Hunt

Eynita Horre

[scarreddust]

WAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

but he's gay

hahahaha

[MIIZIER]

Ya, I was gonna say!!

[rmexxican]

that shits hilarious

[Sifinland]

Mike Hunt

[MrSkywaka]

fuck you mother whore SHIT!!!!!

[mhaft57]

And boom goes the dynamite

[engel9911]

yout too cool man

[Fyrzon]

I need a lay? My cunt? Molester?

[ModniMacak]

8 local news reporters have seen this video and disliked it.

[jamesandjackproducts]

@ModniMacak

Please stop posting these. These are not funny nor clever.

[Blainne1]

Dos Equis commercials are the ONLY commercials I dont mind watching.

[animeguy2356]

I like how Micheal Swaim is the only person the google audio transcribe gets right, I guess that's because he's a robot.

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

My favorite reverse-abbreviation was 'Say What? AAAAHHH! Instant Moustache.'

[MrChungus]

This shit can't be real. Hytsterical, where did they find these clips?

[WetKant]

I want to give Brian Collins a sloppy blowjob.

[volleyballsisters]

that beavers face makes every thing else on youtube ever completely irrelevent

[TheProphet1111]

why isnt this guy a famous actor yet? and if you become one now dont forget to message me and get me a gig with you cuz im truly a great liar, and can cry at will you name ill do it

[Dsupreme1]

why

[MrTitaniumBackBone]

this is just in!:

Ffffuuuuuu...

[BrutticusForce]

BOOM goes the dynamite!

[TheRandyChimp]

and boom goes the dynamite

[kkkguynumber20]

happy birthday to my son ,,,Gabe Asher

[BearWindAppleyard]

ha ha , "but... he's gay, excuse me, he's blind" what?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@BearWindAppleyard

Mountain = phallic imagery = Mountain = penis

Hence, a mountain climber is gay

[WetKant]

@BLACKIESBOY Oh yeah, what`s so gay in mounting a penis?

[MH90]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[TheSwitko]

vigina convention would be awesome

[chidoriookami]

poor sports news dude xD he prolly got the job thru family connection

[krm6886]

"Aaaaand boom goes the dynamite."

[SpookyDeeCat]

There is no number 1. Where is that?

[oSo2033]

@SpookyDeeCat It was the one after he "played us out", with the blind/ gay hiker.

[AdudenamedKemp]

@SpookyDeeCat Did you even watch the whole video? Look at the very end.

[MaxXimumPain]

REASONED EDIFYING COMMENT BELOW THE VIDEO!!!!

[DONawshad]

Hey I got it ! I've been watching your episodes for 2 weeks and I've always been wondering who you looked like ! And now I got it ! You look like Ted Mosby ! The architect ! (Josh Radnor) Hahahaha !.... Ah... Actually not that much... Just the acting style (maybe...) Anyway, there's something ! =D Keep it up, you're soooo cracked ! And I love it !

[stewiesbabe]

i really like the beaver

[punkercook84]

<frontflip>

[kissfan7]

The only bad part of the new show is the lack of the "if you wanna pick next week's topic" running joke.

[ThePrimeXD]

1.and then we blaaaahhhhhh(ima firin mah lazor)

2.da fuck is that......

3.the beaver

[SilverGoldfish555]

yes my prince,sleep...u earned it

lol

[munkyinvasion]

Clip?

0_0

[JellyBellyDeli]

Number 7 had me laughing so hard I got a headache.

[plasterdbastard]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!!

[michalchik]

I feel sorry for the kid sports reporter. He wasn't being stupid, he was just having a problem.

[nosorab3]

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

seriously though, pwn'd!

[malelion]

Hugh & Martha Rection... He almost went "Huge erection"... It killed me..

[CountArtha]

Tourette's Syndrome and Coprolalia are two different things.

[guitarfaces]

I wanna get this video pregnant.

[KillerwithaHeart]

@guitarfaces = FAG

[TheAlmightyBracket]

@guitarfaces I want this video to impregnate me.

[KillerwithaHeart]

@guitarfaces = Fag x 9000 + 14 other Fags GOD WTF IS RONG WITH YOU!

[watermelonzombie]

Pause 0:14 LMAO XD

[doctorturkleton]

"and ended up doing poorly... oh no."

BAHAHAH

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

I'm surprised he missed the Mike Hunt/My Cunt.

[fermez8]

Or any of those other names almost all of them were quite obviously pranks. I mean Lou Briccant? Either this batch of birthdays had terribly unfortunate names or they were jokes. :D

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

@fermez8 I wish I could remember what on EARTH we were talking about.

[fermez8]

@AtariMaxiToriyama Ha ha! I saw you replied to my comment and I was trying to remember what I had said so I checked all the comments to see and I spent ten minutes (quite literally) attempting to make sense of what I was saying! Trust me, you aren't the only one who was severely confused! :D

[ImitationBreeder]

But he's GAY. lmao

[ekf501]

@ImitationBreeder what a fail XD I laughed so hard at that one XD lmao

[MrWenty]

Can someone tell what he says at 1:33

Can't stop laughing!

[Cooldsunshine]

@MrWenty

He's still talking "white" there... The REAL question is ... what does he say at 2:02!

[evilmick66]

"Bitch wadn't der!"

[evilmick66]

"Da fuck is that?? Shit flyin in mah mouth! Da fuck?! I can't see *pile a(?) Let's get da fuck out dis country, mutha fucka!"

[dogma264]

3:34 WOW wheres that video

[Dreth363]

Don't lough, you might pull something.

[matt93italy]

a genius*****

[DutchTuna]

GENIUS douchebag not JENIUS.

[suttersmax]

[Insert reasoned, edifying comment here.]

[insaneoffoe]

fucking genius

HOW DID THIS NOT GET 10K VIEWS YET?

[DutchTuna]

Like a good steak - WELL DONE!

[Sassi8D]

not funny at all

[DutchTuna]

What, are you dead?

[Sassi8D]

Not yet. Sadly, right? nah.

[doctorturkleton]

@Sassi8D

learn the difference between adjectives and adverbs, stupid.

[skinynfat]

hilirous guy puking

[RobTheGamer]

Hilariously well done. 5/5

[ninjajack41]

OMG, MIKE HUNT!!!!! listen when they read birthdays and tell me what mike hunt sounds like...

[traveese087]

it is supposed to, and if you didnt notice every single name on the list was suppose to sound like something