Duke Nukem: Critical Mass - Nintendo DS Gameplay

[Setaneiro]

what a shit game honey

[power12531]

good rom. good games

[bluereaper75]

know what would have been awesome? if the ds and psp DUKE NUKEM games were actual first person shooters...

[theblackbolt15]

This is a bad game but don't be hatin on the uploaded.

[Moegitto]

Thanks for the upload! I was having problems going to the bathroom, now I know I can go shit now!

[THEGAMEMASTER9991]

peice of junk, SERIOUSLY

[BronzeTurd]

The PSP version would've kicked ass.

[blackheart0478]

@BronzeTurd no it wouldn't be the psp version MIGHT have just some better graphics but the gameplay would still be shit they should have never made duke nukem a side scroller he belongs in first person view then this game would be a hell lot more better would have a portable 3D duke nukem if it were a fps .

[tinykicksass]

@blackheart0478 You do know that the first two Duke games were amazing side scrollers, right? Either way though, this game is pretty bad :-(

[blackheart0478]

@tinykicksass yeah i remember nd they were great and cartoony xD

[dahephaestus]

this looks.. odd

[TheMiightyGamers]

smosh

[voidmaster45]

Getting shot at by off screen enemies = shitty game

[supercell1995]

when all else fails, I don't!

[DerBodeWhatever]

DUKE NUKEM ON EASY??? WHAT THE F*CK IS GOIN OON WITH U???

[supercell1995]

@DerBodeWhatever

looks like his first time playing it

[pnroyal]

Duke Nukem: Critical Mess

[Mr16thPrestige]

OMFG this brings shame on the king! i seriously wanna kill whoever responsible for making this!

[MrKeromario96]

the worst game ever made 

[hellopants123]

lol fal of a game

[oblak99]

Robocop is that you?

[Zoruex]

This looks like shit

[frontline901]

Looks like assss

[leonidasmark]

it looks really bad...

[darthlogger]

Sexism & Constant sex puns. Now for ages 4 and above!!

[clookoo2]

wow i would honestly like to play Duke Forever more than this this looks like total trash waste of any money anyone would pay for it.

[sex14]

this is the best Video Game in the World!!!!!

[MyEgoMyThoughts]

rated T nuff said

[doubledtea]

when was this game made? its got an old style of screen slider view, but nobody likes those type games anymore...(the new ones at least)

[TheOneKnownAsConor]

@doubledtea 2011. June. I'm not even kidding.

[doubledtea]

when was this game made? its got an old style of screen slider view, but nobody likes those type games anymore...

[Damocles178]

The premise of this game is excellent but it's clear from the PSP footage that it was going to be the superior version; better game play and all.... If any of the two versions were to see the light of day; it should've been the PSP version but ah well :)

[Rturroo]

wtf is this shit XD

[nzo41x]

This game is not actually to bad. The only problems I have with it are the poor animation (obviously), the sniper rifle parts, and that enemies off screen are able to see you before you see them unless you hold either L or R buttons to look ahead or behind the whole time. Hopefully they fix this on the next game. Other than that it is a decent shooter game. I can honestly say I would play this rather than Forever. They tried way to God damned hard on that game and made it horrible.

[wozza335]

my god thats bad

[Drakodan]

ITS A PIECE OF SHIT!

[volvo145]

Play manhattan project on PC instead.

[flashflood79]

I quite enjoy this game it's short but the third person boss fights are epic

[118BBS]

@RLbitClassica I agree. I think they were trying to bring back the "original" duke nukem gameplay but it didnt work.

[118BBS]

@1998yab Its not the right platform for a duke nukem game

[RLbitClassica]

@118BBS I think that (another) port of duke 3d would have worked very well on the ds. Aiming is handled on the touch screen for ds fps games and works very well. This game, however, is a pathetic attempt to make a quick buck off of a popular name.

[MSK120]

Damn! The one liners are the only good thing about this game, lol.

[118BBS]

@ndsgamesru wat did u expect. its the ds

[1998yab]

@118BBS whats wrong with the ds???

[Laughingblades]

Wow looks like shit, they just ruined Duke this year didn't they?

[theretrogamerno1]

Hey why dt they just do a remake of duke nukem 3d on 3ds??????

[naruto181800]

@theretrogamerno1 you should tell that to 3d realms!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theretrogamerno1]

@naruto181800 yeah i no right you would want that too?

[naruto181800]

@theretrogamerno1 yes it would be awesome!!!!!!!

[Jelley0]

Seems worth picking up when it's 5 bucks so I'll pick it up when I see it for around that price

[aquapendulum]

And here I'm hoping that this Duke Nukem would not suck as much as Forever.

This franchise is running itself to the ground with the return of these games.

[BroNsis2000]

It's Manhatten Project ALL OVER AGAIN -.-

[zeogeox]

@BroNsis2000 :( I like that game......

[BroNsis2000]

@zeogeox meh, everyone has different tastes for games

[BroNsis2000]

@MrZellron no it isn't, DNF in 1997 was a FPS, look at the trailers

[XxJoethekillermanXx]

This game looks fucking terrible even the original playstation games look more fun than this :|

[ThePhluff]

2:38 lol squealing gun

[KCwellard]

This game looks horrible.

Why they didn't just port Duke Nukem 3D, or even Zero Hour, is beyond me.

[xenomorpher]

I would have settled for a Duke Nukem 3D port...

[GUYANESEGT]

looks like manhattan project, wtf were they thinking. oh wait they weren't thinking. just like when it came to DNF

[RaffNolan]

looks TERRIBLE

[halflifeplayer75576]

@RaffNolan i know

[RaymanandRazorbeard]

DNF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This

[AvengedHate26]

looks preatty bad ass, and those that dont like it arnt real duke nukem fans and can go suck one. you just cant handle dukes awsomeness

[orinanime]

i liked this game a lot better when it was GOOD and called Manhattan Project!

the sound clip of the babe you rescue at 1:59 is from that game!

How lazy is that!?

[Jordanr00lz]

*Facepalm*

[jedadiahhh]

the worst



[Timeticker]

The fuck..? This looks terrible.

[brementer]

LOL @ parts 0:00 through 4:15

[theplock99]

What kind of wet pussy, big tits, cup of sperm, hard dick shit is this?

[roygib09]

what the fuck

[flyingfish64]

what kind of sick mother fucker play with wet feces

[AlphaFirefly]

Duke Nukem: Critical Ass

[RnDmGamingPS3]

i was afraid to watch it. i thought my eyes were gonna burn

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Clip this and make a good first person shooter Duke, on 3DS.

[byteusa]

Look like the worst one yet

[MarcoTheHedgehog96]

@byteusa Looks like?

[neocrash89]

sweet baby jeebus.... the original side scroller duke nukem games are better than this.

[drclaw411]

this is what happens when a duke game isnt in development for 15 years

[miciso666]

@drclaw411 what duke game was in dev for 15 years? forever was 2x7 years -,-,

[drclaw411]

looks like a poorly made cash-in on dnf

[drclaw411]

lol playing on easy

[UrbanGamers]

Its not that bad seeing as its true to its origins (Duke was a sidescrollers back in the days y'know) but yeah, it still is pretty awful by DS standards. They could've easily ported Duke3D instead...

[delinquent000]

WTF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

[SilentwulfVideos]

Damn that was painful to watch.

[HLimmen]

Duke Nukem:Critical Mess. lol

[EvZombie]

easy, medium, hard, back.... i thought back was a dificulty lmao

[GilXtheX3rd]

boots made from pigs annd rats? interesting

[xlPickleBottlelx]

WHAT? it's a 3RD PERSON???

WHAT. THE. HELL.

[dreftsnoop]

@xlPickleBottlelx There are live 4-5 3rd Person duke games, mainly trying to copy the style of the Tomb Raider series.

[xlPickleBottlelx]

@dreftsnoop but it's also a SIDE SCROLLER??

[cuttaugood]

oh god what, should have just ported the originals

[adestickbaby]

aw all the disappointed kiddies are crying coz it wasnt what they wanted hahahhaha!!! I'd still play it and enjoy it. Probably.

[noideac]

Duke Nukem 3D on DS=BEST PORTABLE GAME EVER! why don't they just do that? FPSs on the DS are awesome!

[daplayer]

What did i just watch!

[omarhjawaid]

i dont understand how shit like this can get released.

[jsh020]

oh god thank god forever was awsome, AND DONT YOU START MESSAGING ME ABOUT HOW IT SUCKED, the game was awsome and both you and me know it

[Saberwulf1423]

they should of copyed fps on ds and make it 10X cooler

[MarioWars]

Clearly rushed to be near the DNF release date.

[S0ryiu]

@MarioWars the same could be said for DNF... they took the 3D realms stuff from 2005 and slapped it together.

[govna47]

wait, this is a duke game? It all should have stopped with DN3D...

[chantimothy]

i remember i enjoyed the manhattan project a lot..... just looking at this made me sad....

[TheWhistleTeam]

This game could probably run fine even on a Game Boy Advance.

[Canchan448]

Is this the greatest game ever?

[gombie]

Is that actually some sort of remake of a old DN game?

[Kazuma1929]

hell tghese game is a piece of shit, Duke nukem forever in the other hand is a GOOD GAME but is not gonna be the next "Halo" i say halo cause that game become a worldwide fenomenom and i dont like it, i am a duke nukem fan but i dont think i am hardcore enough to like these piece of trash.

i hate proyect manhattan.

[torchmoney1]

o hell na wont sell who yall fooling

[torchmoney1]

o hell na

[Golemoid]

TOUCH TO START lol

[Damocles178]

If only this came out on the PSP :( The PSP version appeared to have the better gameplay and graphics . Still not bad for a shooter on the DS.

[BluesfireTV]

Well, What do you guys expect? It is a freaking DS game.The fact that it is as good as it is shocks me. So, I would give it a 6.5 out of ten.If it was like this on any other system, The n it would deserve horrid ratings.

[DevilMaster]

What a shitload of fuck! I wish the AVGN would review this and bash it like there's no tomorrow!

[Evanator1991]

a website gave the game a 38 out of 100. Fail.

[Golemoid]

@Evanator1991 metacritic gave it 28, lol

[tangoman111]

it had so much potential.. :(

[hoi88kal]

why don't they just bring duke nukem 1 & 2 to the DS. That would be awesome

[MarylinBreakdown]

@hoi88kal or remade them, time hasn't been good to them :L

[hoi88kal]

@MarylinBreakdown No, if you remade them they might make a shitty game like this out of it. They just got to slow down with all those graphics. In the 90s games looked fine for me. I still play those classic games. But now, everything is so high gen and stuff. I mean the first duke nukem looks way better as this game.

[FieryTigerWolf]

ah man shoulda been fps.. but tbf duke nukem 1 and 2 where in this perspective.. not to say that it was better tho..

[IDOGOMEGA]

...And after 3 days in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

[ShinChan56798]

@IDOGOMEGA I see what you did there! But wait should be weight.

[skirm123]

Its a side scroller. Duke is suppose to be 1st person. What were they thinking?

Ive been waiting to get this game. DS has been cranking out garbage lately and looks to be staying that way.

[kevinlewis88]

@skirm123 Duke started out at a side scroller and had a successful side scroller in 2002 called Manhattan Project.

[SegaGaming]

@skirm123 Duke Nukem started out as a side scroller you 13 year old attempted abortion.

[ShinChan56798]

@skirm123 The first Duke Nukem WAS a PC sidescroller from 1991

[explosiv0]

why didn't they just port zero hour?

that would have been awesome.

[MPieter88]

Easy, Medium, Hard???

What the hell happened to Piece of Cake, Let's Rock, Come Get Some, and Damn I'm Good!

[lolraxjimmy]

This game sucks and is a sign of what's to come since Duke Nukem Forever will suck as well. I know people are excited but prepare for disappointment.

[boom911boom]

@lolraxjimmy it is on the ds, its going to suk

[wolfcanine100]

@lolraxjimmy yeah and when it comes out you will probably hear how good it is and buy it.. you can shove a pipe bomb up a aliens vagina for crying out loud. i have seen lots of vids on it and i am amazed at it just by previews. but i also have played the game when i was 7 and even then it amazed me. i went to school that year with a potty mouth afterwards lol.

[MrCodename4711]

@lolraxjimmy I played the demo and its as good as 3D realms promised, Plus i played the REAL demo, The pc one. Gearbox replicated the game just like the original idea and i thank them for that. It was a great experience and i enjoyed it as much as duke 3D. It had the same interactive environments and same gameplay. The multiplayer from what i've seen is just like the classic duke. If your hopes are this low, You haven't played a duke game in your life.

[ShinChan56798]

@lolraxjimmy Well you're wrong DNF is awesome.

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

HAHA Nintendo is fucking shit! 3DS is the WORST console of all time!

[vikingscool]

@newfagscanttrif0rce Go away, you shill!

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

@vikingscool

Oh wow a butthurt nintendo lover...

[JaKop014]

It doesn't look like a bad game for being rushed. This game was pretty much just a way to give us something to do while waiting for Duke Nukem Forever.

[daveman247]

The terribleness of this game cannot be felt from this video, i should know. i bought it, glad it was cheap.

[SteffeBNL]

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

[brinelord5000]

are you serious...

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

Who would want rat boots?

[Rafabizzi]

OMG!! This is so TERRIBLEE!!! O_O

[DrMisanthrope]

This looks like an indie game and a shit one at that

[MadGameSeaker]

Am I the only one who just looked this up after hearing about what an awful game it is? :P

[kmvoss]

Like I'll ever be inclined to be interested in any other future Duke game. They have destroyed this series. Beyond hope.

[rodox80]

oh god!!! This games gave me depression!

[Greenchrissi]

Damit, that´s bad.

Manhattan Project was really better (but I doesn´t like it so much).

[Kenshiro3rd]

Reminds me of Manhattan Project... that is a VERY good thing... Don't let the graphics fool you...

[SergeantSatire]

Shit ! When I heard about this game I was expecting a 1st person shooter, because the DS is more than capable of that (Metroid Prime Hunters). So what the hell is this ?

[GXSCChater]

@SergeantSatire This is classic Duke that people grew up with, Duke nukem started off as a 2-d action game. Later years, it became a first person shooter.

[ArmandoQuezada95]

This why Nintendo gets mocked about 3rd party support

[Stefan9644]

This just shows how much better 3DS games are

[jannnne123]

Its not the games fault its shitty , its because of YOU . Your own ego tells you that this game shitty. Every game is a sort of masterpiece in its own way .

[Silenceisbought]

What the hell is this?

[s8ntmark]

Just the way he points his gun to shoot looks stupid, there is nothing dynamic or interesting about this.

[SuperGasbomb]

...i was seriously hoping for a FIRST PERSON SHOOTER!!! DAMMIT NINTENDO (and other companies associated with this specific game)!!!! and is it sad that if i try this, i'll probably prefer call of duty: modern warfare MOBILIZED? (yeah...i did actually buy that...)

[redfangratthing]

Why does this exist?

[Hechateunpete]

Q juefo mas feo -.-

[thepopeissexy]

The worst retarted shittest game EVER

[bleunt]

@Rorys30 Yeah. I heard you the first time. And I ask you: Out of 100?

[Sarato]

@Rorys30

7.5? I hope it is out of 100 or the cyper police will need to back-trace it to you and send you Chris Crocker to leave game reviewing alone.

[bleunt]

@Rorys30 You gave this crap a 7,5? Out of 100?

[dannejanne]

Is this game for real? Looks like utter crap.

[SHlNOBl3]

this looks so shitty

[arellano80]

God, how horrible, should not come to light, a shame the game. I prefer Tetris.

[thepopeissexy]

@arellano80 true

[MrTobinian]

@arellano80 The fact you're comparing this to tetris is shameful.

[atepope2]

@arellano80

You say that like Tetris is a bad thing. I prefer Tetris to most games.

[Kailodoscope]

Better than Manhattan Project? Are you sure? Being honest the Manhattan was only a correct game, but playable, not like this seems

[ThePreposterousRJ]

LOOOOOL. WHO LAUGHED WHEN THEY SAW HIM STAND WHILE SHOOTING?

[nzo41x]

This kind of made me lol... Same sound effects and lines as Manhatten Project. The way Duke stands there while hes shooting made me want to kill myself.

[PsychoJosh]

@carcharindae "Better than Manhattan Project"? I wish I was from the same universe as you bro.

[doggyjones]

This game should never see the light of day

[TerrorBlack]

4:10 duke wonders why he can't grab the health