Creationists, I don't quite know how to say this....

[kiddynamo41]

Whenever someone says "i don't mean to sound ________ (insert adjective)" you know the next thing they say is going to sound that way.

[JabberCT]

The "LOL" around Rays mouth made me laugh so hard i almost spit coffee all over my monitor! Well done. :)

[eddizz0]

dude, I saw Santa at the mall, stop spreading lies.

[ilikefoodism]

SANTA'S NOT REAL?!?!?! :'(

[pebi86]

Would you please explain to me how that what the theory of evolution tries to describe started without the non-testable, non-demonstrable theories "abiogensis theory" and "big bang theory".

[Jrezky]

@pebi86 "the theory of evolution tries to describe started"

Huh? May want to proofread before you comment next time. TO answer your question, evolution doesn't try to describe how life or the universe started Evolution describes the diversity of life, not the origin of life or the universe. Abiogenesis theory and the fast expansion theory are both somewhat testable and have plenty of evidence on their own completely independent of the theory of evolution.

[tgz1000]

Your parents told you santa isn't real because he hates you and that's why he won't bring you anything for christmas. The fact is he is real to those of us who are good people and deserve presents for christmas. The people constantly bitching about how santa isn't real are just bad people whom santa does not wish to associate with.

[CapnnOrdinary]

qdragon, Santa doesn't claim Authorship of the Universe.

your point fails bud. Santa has nothing to do with the only infinite Creator. try not to fall into the straw-man traps.

[lifeisfair123]

define infinite.

[CapnnOrdinary]

something you, me and everything that the Universe encompasses are not.

[lifeisfair123]

That would not be the definition, but I thought I would get this type of response.

[Jrezky]

@CapnnOrdinary Jst because one has a popular novel written about him doesn't make him real. ALso just because his power is absolute doesn't make him more than imaginary.

[Joelsef2898]

I loved the bit about bio-engineering dragons. 5-starred and subbed

[michaelwusa]

LMAO @ the picture of comfort

[pur3o3end]

Santa syndrome!!

[samOFblorx]

I love this video. It's so clever and hilarious!

[TheTruePooka]

It is curious but I think that having grown up reading science fiction, fantasy and mythology made my mind much more flexible when it came to accepting the fact I really didn't believe in a God.

Oh, and how can you say Santa Claus isn't real?!?!

*sob*

Say it ISN'T SO!!!

Perhaps creationists don't believe in Santa Claus is real because his morality actually IS moral and makes sense.

Nice= Presents!

Naughty= No Presents!

[ViejoIvan]

There is so much people like you texoci that you are actually SPAM, lol

Here with you the future creator of dragons! Dont laught, wait 50 years and you will se a fucking dragon.

[leavesof3]

I promise not to "laught".

[Overseer82]

lmao I love you man.

[29Ocelot]

haha the punchline was pretty good, literally lol'z at it

[jjmblue7]

The picture of comfort at 2:30 = WIN!

[kingpin311]

David Blane is the jESUS of magiczz!!

[MrWillToPower]

I think it was a bespokegroup video that talked about the scientific evidence of prayer working, even if a belief is in something unproven, it can have real and

testable  effects, Maybe magic is like prayer

[Teloculos]

Oh and I read a book about Santa, telling you the real facts about His home at the North Pole with the Elves who are His Little Helpers.

I saw a movie too. It had Dudley Moore in it and I like Dudley so any movie he was in must be true. He was a very devout Believer in Santa and I KNOW he hung up his Stocking every Christmas Eve.

I've read books about Santa that prove his existence n the film just helps me to renew my Faith. I think that schoolchildren need to be taught the evidence for Santa.

[Teloculos]

Santa IS real! I KNOW he's real because I've spoken with Him and walked beside Him in my Dreams. I have seen His Footprints. I get Presents under a Tree and so do MANY others, all of whom BELIEVE in our Father Christmas.

To all you nay-sayers, I think your hearts are empty and full of DARKNESS! How can there be any true Festive Spirit if you don't believe in Santa? What reason have you to be Jolly? If I didn't Believe in Santa I'd KILL myself, or maybe RAPE and KILL everyone I see on Boxing Day.

[Texoki]

When you say "Creationist" .....

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Which type of creationist do you mean?

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[isaachaze1]

uh, i know he can speak for himself, but i'm assuming he means the type of creationist that believes an omnipotent being created everything?

[Texoki]

The opposite is everything comes from nothing?

[isaachaze1]

not sure what you mean. the opposite type of creationist? i'm confused. i have never classified creationists into different "types" before, so this is new to me

[Texoki]

Qdragon talks about Creationist when he wants to say some religious persons which he has problems with.

His problem is with God now

[isaachaze1]

i'm still confused. i do know that there are religious people who are not creationists, so i understand your point (i think) as far as that goes. creationists are simply a subset of "religious people". but that doesnt mean he isn't intentionally referring to that subset (rather than the more global "religious people). do you mean his problem is with the concept of god? i disagree. i would say his problem is with a certain mindset...

[Texoki]

There are many religious people Jesus called "whitewashed tombs" and unfortunately we have to live with them

(Parable of the wheat and tares, Mat 13)

Most atheists have trouble understanding this and conclude that the entire field is tares.

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[Texoki]

There are two alternatives

1 - Everything arose by chance, without purpose

2 - Everything was created with a purpose

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1 = atheism/evolutionism

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2 = Creationism

There are several types of Creationist

between Young Earth and Old Earth.

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[ibtrippen]

@Texoki Please understand that evolution, "creation", and atheism are three very different things.

The closest thing to a creation story that science has is the Big Bang theory. Although that isn't even a proper creation story because it doesn't explain creation--it explains why the universe appears to be expanding and why space has so much background radiation.

Evolution explains the diversity of life, and atheism is just a statement of non-belief--it doesn't explain anything at all.

[Texoki]

ibtrippen :

Evolution explains the diversity of life,

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NO

Can you name the transitional fossils ancestors of the more than 50 Phyla of the Cambrian Explosion?

[DN64]

Santa IS real, you little bitch...

[Katalyzt]

Santa Claus and magic is not real? Say its not so! ;O) ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[black190190]

You make me so angry spreading your lies. There is plenty of evidence, Santa is real you must have faith. How can you explain all those presents on christmas day!. Believe in him, send him a letter in time for christmas and you too will be enriched by a present on christmas day.

[727Phoenix]

I once asked a Christian if they believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, as well as Dracula and the Wolfman. He said "No," and I replied "But why not?!" His answer (which I already knew what it was): "There's no mention of them in the Bible, so obviously a Christian..." "But if they were written about in the Bible, portrayed as factual, then you guys would believe in them, right?" He muttered something about throwing pearls before swine and walked away.

[ravenslaves]

You've gone too far with the Santa thing this time. Just ask my little girl. She has evidence that Santa is real. Though I haven't told her about his wartime activities that had him placed as a war criminal at Nuremberg. Those weren't presents he was dropping over London. And has anyone else noticed that there's no extradition treaty with the North Pole? Or the lack of Christmas trees in Tel Aviv? Or his uniform? Red, white and black? Remind anyone of a (in)famous flag?

S. Klaus Von Kringle?

[fyphfoko]

diesn't santa excist for selling bottles of coke?

and hey, don't get me started on dragons

[conrad4ever]

haha cool

[QQMoreClown]

Dude, now you're just being a douche bag. I think this is it for me watching your videos. Goodbye.

[Vinifera7]

Okay. Don't watch then.

[QQMoreClown]

Not going to hence the "Goodbye" I did enjoy his videos for awhile but i notice them more and more being more aggressive towards Christianity. Since i was subbed to him for about over 7 months i thought a Goodbye would be appropriate, tho calling him a douche bag was going a little to far.

[QQMoreClown]

Creationists^ Sorry just got off work so I'm a bit tired.

[nishbrown]

LMFAO @ 0:48!!!

Quite humorous!

WTF?? If Santa Clause ain't real, then who eats the cookies???

I also find much humor in adults who believe such nonsense ;-P

[1451tyler]

I fucking LOVE dragonology! That is the best book in all the "ology" series!

[Katharsis540]

love the lol

[EvilBproductions]

your lying!!! santa comes down my chimney every year ... llalalalalalala i'm not listening..lalalalala

[saxmanchiro]

Nice Cumfart shot. One of the things I give thanks for on this holiday, the existence of such a wonderful spokesman for Creationism or anything sky daddy. Cumfart is my fave. He makes me happy.

[mogulwraith]

Really annoys me when atheists claim they KNOW Santa isn't real. Well I KNOW he is, I feel his presence (and presents!), I hear him every year on the roof top while I sleep. St. Nicholas never died! It's all real! Have YOU gone to the magic spot at the North Pole? I KNOW he has flying reindeer and little elfs making toys. Besides, he eats the cookies and milk I leave out for him. Atheists are so arrogant!

[338dmac]

You remind me of the Robot Chicken episode when they make fun of the Calving and Hobbes comic series :D

[onlyAerik]

I've been systematically saying "santa clause isn't really real. It's just us buying you presents" at random, totally non-sequitor/canonical intervals when I'm babysitting my nephews. My hope is when they realize it, it's less of a shock.

[DonatiAlfaYed]

kick-ass video QD!

[Rationalific]

As for Rudolph, of course I believe in him, but your disbelief is simply illogical. I can understand those who haven't felt Rudolph in their lives, but the only logical route for them is to be agnostic with regards to Rudolph. If you claim that Rudolph doesn't exist, then you've got to prove it, and so far, you've proven nothing. The fact that you're an a-Rudolphist instead of an agnostic (the only logical view because you don't know one way or the other) merely shows your ignorance.

[benperkins1]

thats funny

[Rationalific]

I actually feel sorry for you, QDragon. You haven't felt Santa's presence in your life. Well, Christmas is coming, and I'm not gonna throw my beliefs on you. However, I'll just say that when you find yourself with a lump of coal this Christmas, you'll be sorry.

If you believe in Santa, then if he's real, you'll get presents and if he's not, no harm done. If you don't believe, then you're assured of no presents if you're right, and if you're wrong then you'll get a lump of coal.

[338dmac]

Isn't the whole poitn of the holiday about GIVING rather than RECIEVING? See, I really wouldn't give a shit if nobody got me anything for not believing, I'd still get them shit just to show them that you don't have to be a christian to partake in such a simple act of selflesness.

[onijester56]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but I will treat it as though it is not a joke.

I like the pascal's wager proposal.

Unfortunately, what about the extent of the belief? The actions and works of the person? Or if the name is not really "santa claus"?

And Santa is supposed to give presents to those who are GOOD, REGARDLESS OF IF THEY BELIEVE...

[Hereticbooks]

It's believed by some that the legends surrounding dragons might have actually come due to ancient people finding dinosaur bones. Interesting theory.

[338dmac]

I'm not surprised, seeing so they used to think the hole for the trunk in an elephant skull was the eye socket for a cyclops.

[knethrea]

Yes! Do it! Make a dragon!!! Mwahahaha!

[MistertheSpike]

Reality is nice, but isn t it so much nicer to force unsubstantiated, ludicrous, illogical, unscientific, and counter-intuitive ideas down the still-developing minds of young people so that they never learn to think for themselves? That s essentially what my pastor told me. And he knows the bible, so he must be right, right? I think he said to follow some guy named Yahweh, but it could have been Apollo, Horus, Mithras, Baal, Wotan, Cernunnos, AmenRa, or something like that.

[creativeinsult]

lol i have the wizardology book, fun stuff :) good luck with your biotechnology, man! :P

[Link10893]

Holy.. Dragonology.. I remember buying those at Barnes & Noble a few years ago.

Don't worry, you weren't the only one that loved dragon fantasy stuff.

Those books were pretty as hell.

[Texoki]

For all the atheist of your channel :

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What is the Cause of the Effect of the Big Bang?

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[PluralOfEverything]

We don't know yet. There is not yet any or enough evidence to help us arrive at an answer to that question, but the lack of an answer doesn't prove that it was a god, and certainly not the god you believe in.

[Texoki]

"We don't know yet. "

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That's your faith

[jhony357]

The fact that the Big Bang occurred is backed by a ton of evidence. That is fact-based, not faith-based. The cause of the Bing Bag is not backed sufficiently by any evidence (yet), so no specific explanation is accepted at the time being.

Accepting any explanation for the Big Bang without supporting evidence would be an act of faith.

Saying "We do not know yet" is an act of Intellectual Honesty.

Wish creationists would have some of the latter.

[0PsycoDad0]

Besides the question of time and space before the Big Bang makes no sense at all, but who knows what idea "believers" have about sense.

xD!

[PluralOfEverything]

"That's your faith"

Don't project your faith onto me. My belief that we will come to a satisfactory, fact based conclusion is based on what we have already achieved. The human race is a great one that doesn't need religion or gods because our greatest achievements were done despite opposition from religions afraid of their own obsolescence.

[Mephistophilus]

Ramen.

[Texoki]

That's your faith

[PluralOfEverything]

Stop repeating that mindless mantra and prove to us that you're not a moron. Say something of substance or get off the internet.

[Texoki]

That's fascism

What you are saying is what you believe

so, that's your faith.

Like it or not.

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¿Do you have any absolute evidence to say is not faith?

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[PluralOfEverything]

It isn't faith, like it or not. Wanting to ban fascism is fascism.

[Texoki]

Do you have all the evidence, all the knowledge?

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Have you tested everything you believe?

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You believe things because you trust the persons that say it?

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That's faith.

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[PluralOfEverything]

Faith is belief despite a lack of evidence. Belief that is based on evidence that can change with new information is not faith. My beliefs are based on my current knowledge, and if I gain more knowledge that contradicts what I knew before, my beliefs will change accordingly. That's not faith.

[philthy122]

"We don't know yet."

Is one of the basic ideas that has driven human development since the dark ages

A shitty period of time that basically retareded human development for 1000 years - all thanks to the bible bashing simpletons too scared to question their; all knowing, silent, invisable, non- participating 'god'....who btw there is no proof of what so ever....appart from a book that says its its own truth. ... duh

So from one atheist, please take your bible and shove it up your arse!

[LilithMaura]

@Texoki

Sheesh! So many fails in one question and one comment.

1. While we are not yet certain of the CAUSE, the EFFECT was the Big Bang.

2. Acceptance of proven fact does not denote "belief" therefore there is no "faith" in our convictions regarding the Big Bang Theory (or the Atomic theory, the theory of gravity, of relativity, etc.)

3. You seriously need a SECULAR education - free from the inherent biases of religion. Go to your local library - they're called books and they don't bite.

[Texoki]

You seriously need a Spiritual education

Your soul is in serious danger

[leavesof3]

Yap yap little dog. Threats of hell don't scare anyone but you. I suspect your cult's brainwashing has deprived you of any spirituality or education.

[Finkeren]

He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're on the can, he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here Pakistan....

[PluralOfEverything]

"from here TO Pakistan" you mean

[Finkeren]

yup that's a typo

[JRChadwick]

Santa Clause is gunning you down!

[bangonya]

didnt like this video...u suck

[mazdaplz]

keep it up q!

[johnnyphoenix74]

Very true Q, but I figure if Creationists haven't ALREADY made the comparison between Dragons, myths, Santa & God well...then they're simply unWILLING.

[Texoki]

God is real

[PluralOfEverything]

Which one? I don't know which one you mean unless you use his name.

[Texoki]

The Creator

[PluralOfEverything]

Nobody's name starts with "the".  Try again. What is your god's name? Not his title.

[Texoki]

YHVH

[Texoki]

Jer 33:3 Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known.

[PluralOfEverything]

There you go, but you don't have to capitalize all the letters. With proper nouns, you just capitalize the first.

All the "holy" books say that about their gods. None of them are right.

[ndvuncle]

God and Santa were burned by dragon breath.

Does Q-Dragon have dragon breath in the morning. I sometimes do.

[Natt895]

lol

[pookiehohn]

Allah is real too, and the tooth fairy.

[Texoki]

Do you know them?

[pookiehohn]

I joke.

[philthy122]

Did you hear about the devil worshiping dyslexic?

He sold his soul to Santa.

[Bear5177]

LMAO.

[philthy122]

If you like that.

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic?

He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog...

[PluralOfEverything]

That's the dyslexic agnostic insomniac.

[philthy122]

lol make it even funnier, hope you don't mind if i use that.

[PluralOfEverything]

Go ahead, that's how I heard it.

[DogOfTheSpag]

I remember that one! He lies awake all night, wondering if there is a dog.

[dj092768]

what creationist in your audience?

[1010bree]

K guess you don't believe in aliens cause they probably invented us by dna manipulation. Look up junk DNA, more proof for the creationists. BTW magick is real, the science of energy, dna spirals, fractals, the fibornacci sequence, yingyang, all the same hints recorder back to the sumerians to eery ancient culture. Dragons have a pagan path as well. Some aliens are said to be draco-reptilians. Send you vids if interested.

[HailCthulhu]

You really need to work on the delivery of your jokes.

[AlderDragon]

I got Dragonology when it came out too, and it fucking ruled..

[1eyedcatfish]

Santa... isn't real?

Ohhh... he just isn't real for creationists. Whew!

[laurariddle292]

Lol.

I'll have Santa over a Creationist anyday. Santa gives you toys, no matter what religion you believe (or lack thereof)!

[freedom0f5peech]

L(comfort)L!

[rjswolfman]

Dragonology rulz. Tell me when you make the mutant!!!

Biotech is a good field bty.

[PJsCreed]

The "LOL" was awesome!!!

[TrollN3m3s1s]

creationist: can u prove santa doesnt exist?!?!

LOL

creationists are totally stupid arent they??

[darrrkstarrr1969]

had me laughing,,,well done Q , thanks

[geroldkid]

Santa was obviously influenced by "God", structure-wise. Old guys that know if you've been good or bad. You all get the idea.

[mobby32]

hey creationists bitches dont know bout my evidence

[dannypantsgm]

Well if it isn't The Grinch, come to spoil everyone's Christmas by telling us there's no Santa.

"And they say Q-dragon's balls grew three sizes that day."

I still believe in presents.

[BespokeGroupUK]

It made me laugh and that is enough to give you 5 stars

[Opl65]

Great again Q. Thanks.

[TimiS0]

the LOL part really got me

thanks for making my day

[Zentz29]

i didn't see the part where you used ray's "banana mouth" before i posted my last commen!

"LOL" takes on a whole new meaning now. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

XD

soo true... jesus claus is fake XD

[Leehofooks]

5 stars for the "LOL!!!"

[7410n0]

Happy American Thanksgiving! (since Canadian Thanksgiving is already over :P )

[iheartskullz]

@7410n0

What on earth do Canadian's have to be thankful for?

Besides being so fortunate to live right next door to America.

[Quionic7]

@ iheartskullz

We're thankful that we don't live in your country, douche.

[iheartskullz]

@Quionic7

I don't know why I was under the impression that atheists could take a joke better than creationists.

Or maybe Canadians are just a fragile peoples. :(

[Quionic7]

@ iheartskullz

I don't know if you've realized this, but it's very hard to tell if someone is joking on the net. Especially since there are actual idiots who mean things like that.

[Zentz29]

LOL!