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  • You didn't mention the glitch with the book...

    If you read it and use one of the paths, then place on a book shelf immediately after, it will not disappear

  • @VelvetxRevolverx It's a quest guide, not a glitch guide

  • You just made a video game quest doing like an epic ancient poem. Wow.

  • Nice vocabulary! Did you write all that down because that was great. Nicely done.

  • When is the next one Headshot about Skyrim coming? I assumed he was gonna cover all the daedric quests.

    I've almost done em all myself, so its not like i need to see more, but that Chris Lockey narrates like a boss!

  • what is i invisible spell?

  • i think that blackreach is the most beautiful place in skyrim

  • as much as i LOVE skyrim, i can tell you dont have many friends in the distant land known as... outside -.- this quest isnt particularly hard and was rather a waste of time, it would have been okay if you werent so f**kin nerdy

  • @SirCandyN1pples Whats wrong with being nerdy? Its better to be yourself, than to be "fake."

  • @SirCandyN1pples how do you know he has no friends how do you know he doesn't go outside much and how is he nerdy its called being fucking awesome for all i know u could be some fat bastard in a dark room with no friends so shut the fuck up.

  • @SirCandyN1pples First of all, he helped a lot of people by putting this vid up, second, what makes him nerdy, having an expanded vocabulary and knowing about the game?? Third, if this quest is so damn easy why are you watching this and saying how easy it was?

  • I loved the horker sprint/waddle in second round like: no dragon now, I GOT DIS STAND BACK

  • you got half your lines from skyrim loading screens

  • when he said SHAZAM he shounded like peter parker from spiderman lool

  • Chris Lockey's speech skill is at least a 100..

  • and then boost to lvl 81

  • 4 square miles?.. i was just in there. 1 square mile IF that.

  • awesome voice

  • keep doing these!

  • where did you get that spell plesce tell

  • @insanemagnus Damn it man you gave my brain damage a arrow that has brain damage...

  • atleast lvl 15 to compleat it ? challange accepted

  • its Hermacus Mora but you say it like Hermasus Mora when it is Hermakus Mora, (Hermacus Mora)

  • His vocabulary is fucking nuts.

  • this vid is the 6th of 66 vids watching this theres a 666 on my screen

  • Ho

    Lee

    Tits

  • 3:20 dark elfs ftw

  • Hundar...you should say to everyone that you are gay.

  • WHAT ? No virginity jokes ?! OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD... Have you all suddenly grown up ?

  • I got scared of Black whatever so I just ran to the exit lol

  • Dis guy tolkz weal gudd.

  • this was amazing and made me feel so nerdy since i knew exactly what he was talking about 

  • This kid is on the level of David Attenborough when it comes to narrating shit

  • @IlHikariIl I think you mean morgan freeman

  • @Madooblerxsauce You speak the truth man! Respect.

  • what was the invisibility spell at 2:30 ?

  • YOU CAN FIND 4 OF 5 MER BLOOD SAMPLES IN LIAR'S RETREAT. IT'S BETWEEN KARTHWASTEN AND DRAGON BRIDGE.

    THUMBS THIS UP SO OTHERS SEE IT!

  • can i hire this guy to narrate my life

  • @RabidGamer1932 Lol "He went to the fridge to get a Moutain Dew he saw there was none he got pissed and threw his cat out the window and then went to Wallmart and bought some Moutain Dew where he tripped in the parking lot and a car ran over his thirst quenching Moutain Dew he then raged and flew to the havens where he got hit by a plane The End!" :D

  • To those who think this kid is speaking in an unknown tongue... please go and finish grade school.

  • @HomemadeChair - Yes, it's an Illusion spell called...wait for it...Invisibility.

  • jizz

  • fuck me. he uses words i've never even heard of before

  • Dang your one badass theif i like it when you do like those special moves

  • The crimson nirnroot quest is a bitch

  • or you could kill the falmer by using a daedric claymore instead of sneeking

  • Was he using a spell that made him invisible?

  • If we play Skyrim it doesn't mean we have a clue what yer on about x.x'

  • i cant decide on a class and i like to sneak any advice?

  • @4zZzTripleGorgonzZz4 Well, Kajhets are very good at being theives and have a naturel night eye spell. I would suggest being a Kajheet, but if you don't feal like being a furry try a dark elf.

  • i wanna watch headshots not listen to your annoyingly serious commentary ugh FAAGSOTS

  • its nice to see a well spokenn person around on youtube.

  • @TheArthur7987 Just thinking the same thing man.

  • I'm so confused. No, wait. I'm so scared!

  • ure voice is fig annnoying im 12 trying to figure this out and seems that im listening to justin bieber

  • I did the book shelf glitch and I maxed out everything. Bad idea?

  • this dude speaks very well, ive done this quest and i only watched it to hear him speak about it lol

  • Thumbs up if you are 42 774th!!

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  • @StojaMadarFakar He's basically using an invisibility spell and a couple of bound weapons as he mentioned!

  • gamer poop rox!!

  • what is that bow????????

  • nnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!11

  • oh my god not even the makers of the game know as much as you 

  • I love how seriously he takes this, im not even kidding.

  • Or you can do the unlimited XP glitch ;)

  • how do i get so sneak hit x 30.00?

  • @xxdangerousshotxx you need the sneak perk assassins blade, and the dark brotherhoods shrouded gloves.

  • I enjoyed the narrations of this guy

  • Please answer my questions!

    1.) What robes are you wearing, they look cool.

    2.) HOW DO I GET RID OF TH ELDER SCROLL!!!!! It's 20 f-in pounds for god's sake! I'm overencumbered 99% of the time beacause of the dam scroll!

  • @roddybrod Quest Items don't have any weight...

  • @AlienvsPredator95 all but the elder scroll is non waight but the elderscroll is 20 in waight...

  • @roddybrod 1.) idk but i dont wear armor cuz it looks cool.... its not multiplayer

    2.) sell the elder scroll to Urag gro-Shub

  • @PyroPivot i wear the daedric armor cus it looks cool and its great, but mostrly because it is cool

  • arrow in my knees...

  • You make it sound so complicated :P

  • Wow, this kid kicks ass at narrations, lol.

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  • After watching this video I realized just how nerdy of a game Skyrim is. Lol, however, it is also the best game ever created.

  • what is the invisibility spell and how do i get it ?

  • where do you get bound bow

  • @lichkinghell College of Winterhold. Breton Mage.

  • Elder trolls!!!!

  • reading and trolling

  • I follow the path of glitches :)

  • if you put the book in a bookshelf and read it, it won't destroy

  • would people mind taking a peek at a few of my videos, only got some so far but they are so funny. dont forget to drop a like or sub if u enjoyed.

  • My suggestions for where to get the elf blood: Dunmer & Altmer: go back to Ustengrav (you had to go there to complete Way of the Voice). Orc: Lagashbur, outside the walls. If you've never been you'll see a battle between Orcs & giants. At least one of the Orcs will die even if you choose to help them. Finally, at the entrance of Point Peak cavern just north of Ivarstead there's the corpse of a Wood Elf hunter.

  • When i got into Blackreach, I just ran as fast as I could and avoided all enemies, worked for me :)

  • @ZacTheSteamPunk lol i killed all of them XD

  • I thought that dungeon would never end

  • In case anyone didn't know as the video poster didn't. All the mer blood you need are actually members of the failed expedition into the dwemer ruins that Septimus sends you in to. You will come across all of them on your way down. Finally in blackreach you will have the last of them the Falmer. I'm pretty sure you can harvest the falmer blood off the dead corpses of any falmer on your way back.

    Figured I'd say something helpful.

  • you bore me so much.

  • Why in the love of fuck are the top comments BOTH replies? I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about!

  • @BlackLegion1262 view all comments ctrl-f type in their names problem solved

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee That doesn't fucking work. If the name pops up on the page then it will only highlight the name.

  • @GhostOfTheAngels just keep pressing enter you should find it, if that doesn't work the comment could be removed blocked, or maybe received too many negative votes it usually works for me

  • challenge accepted.

  • this guy plays a little too much skyrim and its hard too play "too much" skyrim

  • It funny cause he said nothing about the glitch with the book

  • lol

  • wow im lvl 12 and im up to this mission looks like ill be holding of for a bit

  • sounds like a little queer

  • my mom sold my ps3 no skrim = pain and suffring

  • @LBsurferboy It's also on PC which is probably the best platform to play on imo.

  • @LBsurferboy get it for PC

  • This video will show you:

    HOW TO kick ass

    Damn fucking straight it will.

  • Most complete map...EVER! (dunnow though...)

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  • skyrim = nerdy

  • @southerngamer369 your opinion = no one cares

  • @southerngamer369 southerngamer369 = fagatron

  • WOW... the intro makes me want skyrim to be a TV series he should be the narrator.

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  • He doesn't speak like a nerd, he speaks like someone who hasn't been tainted by the internet's ability to make children retarded. Hence all of the comments by pre pubescent children hating on him for this reason.

  • Why do people always go straight to calling people virgin nerds, he seems like a nice guy, lol

  • Wow. The two top comments are a question, and that question's answer.

    OH SWEET CHRIST.

  • they shouldn't call this headshot skyrim...they should call it arrowkneww...bu dum tsss.

  • this guy needs to get laid... and lay off the games..... and to hit puberty

  • How can you say that when your name is cutepuppy?, lol owned faggot

  • @TheCountCrumpet Hmmm. well i can say this cuz i live in a free country . 2 there is no rules on what you can say over the internet. 3. because that is my opinion and i dont give a fuck what my name is , i made this account along time ago when i was 11 , and coming from you "TheCountCrumpet" you shouldnt be talking shit with that gay ass shit like who really names theirself after food... soo you troll, either bow down to me and suck my cock , just as many girls do , or gtfo:)

  • @xXCutePuppy666Xx yeah, show 'em man. Puppies are cute damnit

  • @xXCutePuppy666Xx THUMBS UP TO THAT!

  • The aura of virginity is strong with this.

  • @superVsuper It sure is now that you're watching it.

  • Multiplayer Skyrim would be epic

  • I Just Listened to 6 minutes of Mystery -_-

  • if u want to know how to get the invisabilitiy spell,u need to have at least 75 in illusion.when u have that.go to phinis gestor in winterhold then wait 2 days to refresh his inventory then he will have the spell tome called:invisabilitey hope this helped:)

  • I applaud your vocabulary sir, but I must ask, how old are you?

  • where can i get that spell to get invisible i cant find or get it anywhere ?

  • This video will show you:

    HOW TO kick ass

    HOW TO take names

    HOW TO play Skyrim

    HOW TO speak english

  • btw you can glitch the bookto get you to level 81 and 100 all levels

  • WHATS HIS CHANNEL NAME?

  • mines bugged, the orc librarian doesnt have the option to ask about the scroll

  • looooololllollloll this kid sounds like delphine from the blades! lollololol

  • mute

  • Do you have any friends?

  • @MrSubfoqus yes

  • @MrSubfoqus LoL he gets paid to do this... You jealous? Hater.

  • WHAT IS THAT SONG FROM THE XGAMES AD?

  • nerd

    

  • nerd...

    

  • you know you don't have to speak like you're eating a thesaurus to get the fucking point across

  • 3:45 I coulda sworn he was about to say something different lol

  • I like this guy because he's thorough and he gets the point across. He may be a nerd but he's probably better than a lot of you in this game.

  • @thesizzaman Don't be butthurt just cuz u know he's smarter than you faggot

  • Nerd rage

  • @taskana1 Yeah well he's smarter than you.

  • i like macinima but this kid is a NERD

  • All hail Headshot. king of the nerds.

  • Beta Patch is AMAZING!!!! Unbelievable performance gains for my me (gtx 480 OC'd to 825 mhz 1055t @3.2ghz) Had terrible performance inside city walls. The view of whiterun from the steps of dragonsreach for example i would go down to about 22 fps. Now im between 45-60 fps no matter where i am. The performance optimizations alone are the best feature in my opinion for my rig. Get it through steam now!

  • @ttolmbrftttwtbopat whats it like for consoles and ive heard that it patches some of the cool glitches like the one with the gigants

  • Remember to take back the lexicon after getting the scroll! I got stuck in this quest because of that!

  • Your voice XD

  • hey quys check out my vids and channel

  • What a virgin

  • illustion 100, wow mine is 19 and i am lvl 50

  • what a fag.

  • So many fuckin skyrim memes!!!

  • I like this game but i just don't get it, i thought i got it once but it turns out that was just a dog.

  • guys checkout this joker mrhamoody94 tell him to tell the stories please

  • what's that spell at 2:32 ?

  • He is such a nerd