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[LouisAschberg]

Can you please put the newest advert up? It's AWESOME.

[kameleongreen]

looks like he's trying to hold a fart in at :21

[oregongrampa]

I'd like to know two things. First: why is he standing sideways? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera. Maybe he thinks he looks thinner in that position.

Second: Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status and personality of a slimey used car salesman.

[oregongrampa]

@farblonjet  I'd like to know two things. First: why is he standing sideways? Could it be he thinks he looks thinner in that position? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera.

Second: Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status and personality of a slimey used car salesman.

[oregongrampa]

@farblonjet I'd like to know two things. First: why is he standing sideways? Could it be he thinks he looks thinner in that position? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera.

Second: Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status aand personality of a slimey used car salesman.

[oregongrampa]

Just like to know two things. First, why is he standing sideways? Could it be he thinks he looks thinner in that position? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera.

Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status of a used car salesman.

[lluehhhb]

Quads GET

[TheEliteHacks]

555 get

[DanielDumile]

I will get Taxmaster tattoo if I get consent form Patrick Cox.

Hey, GoTaxMasters, I am not kidding, this is not trolling.

I will get a Tattoo of the ultimate Neckbeard...

[2003JrF4i]

Lmao...reading these comments people leave on here really make my day :)

[DanielDumile]

Have you been derped'?

[GoTaxMasters]

@DanielDumile Nearing derpcon

[DanielDumile]

@GoTaxMasters Is this the ultimate paradox?!?!

The beast known as Harris is IN on this joke!

I will get a fucking Taxmaster tattoo if I get Harris's approval!!

[oregongrampa]

Don't know about his derpiness. Just like to know two things. First, why is he standing sideways? Could it be he thinks he looks thinner in that position? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera.

Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status of a used car salesman.

[oregongrampa]

@DanielDumile Don't know about his derpiness. Just like to know two things. First, why is he standing sideways? Could it be he thinks he looks thinner in that position? My neck aches, watching him standing perpendicular to the camera, twisting his neck to speak, rather than looking directly into the camera.

Why not use a professional? Does he think doing the commercial himself will give him rock star status? Personally, I think his "acting" earns him the status of a used car salesman.

[hellhero28]

Problem IRS?

[SuperHypnoWave]

666666

[gtrdline]

55555

[b0ondockz]

With a name like that who needs friends?

[noneofyoucanspell]

4444

[BCD636R]

Mr. Cox needs to try something dangerous...Like a diet.

[jdubthagreat09]

This guy has the personality of a cotton ball...

[itsbankaibitch]

He looks like he's posing for a dollar bill

[JETCAR223]

Kill the tax master with quads!!!!!!

[GhostSigma]

OMG!! TAXMASTER IS REAL!!!!

[geckoguy555]

Can't stop staring at talking beard...

[TylerRosenow]

ONLY QUADS CAN KILL TAXMASTER

[Westsalvation0052]

TYT

[lucaman1221]

god this patricks cock guy like never moves

[el3mentofdesign]

What a terrible, terrible domain name. Good lord.

[MONOPOLY35]

Every time they show Patrick Cox in the commercial, he stands in the exact same spot the same way each and every single time!

[Adam19822000]

Chuck Norris?

[rleary1]

G.I. TaxMasters! Now with Lifelike Hair/ beard & KUNG FU GRIP!

[rleary1]

G.I. TaxMasters! Now with Lifelike Hair/ beard & KUNG FU GRIP!

[Battlefieldcom384]

"cox" hehehehe, sorry i had too

[60pantherfan]

2nd best beard in the world......1st is obviously chuck norris

[gremlin05]

That background theme is music that his beard makes.

[EliteUberNinjaCyborg]

His acting skills made me weep.

[Jam93Productions]

the chuck norris of the economy

[TheNikkonish]

I think I can see his little brother attached to his left side.

[pelicansfly]

I think his neck is broken. He looks so stiff.

[GotEm223]

Why does this man's head bobble every time he speaks? Is it a fat thing?

[PutMyFaceOn]

lmao I just looked up this commercial because of SNL. hahahaha

[BoogsterSU2]

SNL's version is much better.

[MikeHockwashere]

SNL! theres another head on the back of that guys head and hes hiding it

[rgz1985]

Hhaha THUMBS UP if you just saw the PARODY of this on SNL!!!!

[afenic]

These guys are publicly traded: TAXS. I suspect 30-40% of their operating expenses are related to trimming and maintaining that sublime beard.

[permanenthursday]

Hello!

[pecaritus]

Hahaha. Wow, this guy is truly a mild bear. lmao!!!

[pecaritus]

Hahaha. Wow, this guy is truly a mild bear. lmao!!!

[pecaritus]

Hahaha. Wow, this guy is truly a mild bear. lmao!!!

[yerimartinez]

This guys beard is EPIC.. WATCH OUT, Chuck Norris!

[dkt3nn1s]

This guy was in dinner for schmucks!!!!!!!!

[mtlsixshooter]

he scares me

[xxashyy]

Epic beard man's brother?

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

HIS BEARD ATE THE IRS

[dekutree180]

I hearing tat u can buy tax master beard from mexico no charge shipping only 100 left buy now!

[thebedburner]

Holy Shit is that beard intense, It's the kind of beard that a make a man a man!

[underlinedbluetext]

true. it is quite a beastly beard.

how can you not trust this guy? here.... take my money patrick

[ParadiseofTruth]

lmao I've seen people's comments on this commercial more than once and it's always about his beard. *LOL* He does have it shaped up nicely. *LOL*

[mharris666]

that beard must be glued on

[ewrules]

The beard is majestic.

[oxygen5544]

This is a really enjoyable commercial. The holliday 2009 version is great.

[h4d3n27]

Patrick Cox: he doesn't just solve your tax problems, he OBLITERATES them.

No.  Really.

[jinko17]

the song in the background is epic

[ParadiseofTruth]

I know... the background music sounds a little creepy or sorrowful. It's just letting you know the real doom of dealing with the IRS. *lol*

[bilimekj]

Dude...you look like Will Sasso..but in ginger form.