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  • your hair hates you

  • YIKES

  • @KennethSy88 That's not right.. I think its because you are doing things that you are nit supposed to do that's what keeps your hair falling.. I think you should refer to the hair loss site HairLoss101. net (remove the space) and learned things from there.. You will learn what not to do in order to bring your hair back just like my partner did..

  • well bro same goes to me, i've tried all kinds of shit and it aint working...better be yet im going to the gym to work it all out....funny how i have what scientist would call a natural birdness going on up there ^^

  • im 23 and have the "island" in front baldness going on. god damn its the worst way to go. i look like im 35

  • My Hair Loss started just like that i was 22 then, now i'm 30 and it is all gone, when i said to people i was balding they said i was nuts...but i knew i was balding and it was gonna get worse

  • Guys, it sucks i know. But seriously look at kelly slater, billy zane, and jason satham. Do not use hair loss as a excuse. Instead let it be a driving force to eat healthy, work out, and groom yourself. If you do all that you will be better off than just a lazy kid with hair. And shave or buz your head. How many fat, awkward, dirty 30 year olds do you see with a full head of hair. You rather be them. Just do all this stuff now so when your olser and most every is balding you will be fine

  • shave it

  • People with hair loss or thinning hair, buy tablets or liquid horsetail... and biotin tablets. This helps maybe. You can buy this for cheap at iherb.com. I have a coupon code for you, you get 5$ off your 1st purchase.

  • People with hair loss or thinning hair, buy tablets or liquid horstail... and biotin tablets. This helps maybe. You can buy this for cheap at iherb.com. I have a coupon code for you, you get 5$ off your 1st purchase.

  • shave your balls put it on your head

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  • @adampvarner Kevis products are natural, drug-free, and technically engineered to handle your hair loss prevention, hair beautification and enhancement needs. CALL Kevis FREE nOW 888-823-9521

  • No wait... we don't want pussies pretending to be men

  • Shave it!

  • @TheOddestThings Fuck Off

  • best thing you can do is not stress bout it and stop fucking pulling your hair out....I say this to myself all the time

  • pussy. go bald like a man.

  • is that your voice bro or is that just effects of swallowing deep for the past 10 years?

  • I hated you voice

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! That sucks Dude! Was your Grandpa or Father going bald or were bald?

  • a special comb, and special one for pubic hair too

  • Bawwwwllld!

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  • Read a hilarious story about going bald called EMBRACING THE BALD

    you just google the blog It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls

  • lol

  • I´ve got exactly the same sort of hair loss. it´s thinning exactly like that. it´s the worst right in the middle and at the end of the crown area. When I hide it, it still reasonably ok. But I doubt my hair will survive for long time. I give max 3 or 4 years. But what can you do, as you say, that´s life, you cant do much about it. When it´s getting really thin, the best option is to shave head, forget that fuckin hair loss and get some confidence.

  • @F1xvitaaaFullRaces Hi haveyou tried Rogaine Minoxidil 5%?

  • lol this is funny. shaved heads make you look tough as fuck

  • For those considering a hair-transplant - it is a big, big thing - not to be taken lightly.

    your talking thousands of pounds, 7 or 8 hours of surgery, plus your nearest hair-transplant fecility could be over 200 miles away from where you live. - it is a MASSIVE deal.

  • why are you doing this? I think you are frustrated about this...you are looking bad without hair...you can try a hairpiece...today they are really good...

  • LMAO...

  • Who cares yur still adorable and I bet you gotta fight the girls off. Good luck. My hair is gettin a lil thin too :P

  • i think it telogen effluvium honey

  • aww man this is sucks... and im still woundering if i have hair loss... i dont know... i have a little few bald spot, but the so little only can be shown when i buzz cut

  • wow, why cant they find a fucking cure!

  • There is something comming that really gonna change this problem ones and for all! The medical university of Pennsylvania has a breakthrough and are working to put it on the market!!!

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  • HOPE YOU LOSE THAT FAKE ACCENT TOO

  • Is your accent real, sounds kind of retarded if you ask me

  • You should check out BioFollicle!! It uses all natural ingredients to help grow hair. 86% of people have their hair back in no time!!

  • Hi, I've learned a lot about the cause and treatments for male hair loss, and have decided to start a small business helping guys with their hair problems for a low cost. I don't charge very much and the treatments I suggest are all tried, tested, and proven successful. They are also relatively inexpensive, and I am impartial because I only earn money from giving advice. I have already CURED at least one individual of his male pattern hair loss. Please contact me for more information :)

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  • strange balding pattern

  • OAH MAHY GAWD!!!!!!!!!! DAMN MAN!!! DAMN!!!!!

    thats what i call camera magic or illusion

  • Are you putting on an accent or you a real Texan?

  • y cant we wear wigs like how people used to in the old days until a miracle cure comes along IF EVER. Surely there r realistic looking wigs. Dam its so taboo for guys in 2days society that u could be made fun of. I really dont wanna go bald my hair is a part of my identity and self-expression.

  • poor guy im sorry

  • Theres Nothing Out there for my poor hair? I've tried Biotin. Dc Miracle, shampoos, oils. bananas. I workout everyday. Eat the right foods. Multivitamins. I noticed it when i was 18. now i'm 20, i just wanna cry. Is there anything out there?

  • u sound like dave chappelle

    so rogaine is bs?

  • BOSLEY!

  • Biothera can fix you! I was WAY worse than you are now and am seeing (slow but steady) results. Catch it fast or else it will be too late. I waited 8 years and I regret every day of it...

  • clean scalp thoroughly every day and do not use shampoos or rinse ever. cut hair short use a sponge and apply rubbing alcohol. sting? yup! keep head CLEANED! sterile. you're not only wiping away exterior grime but absorbing away body excrement that cause baldness. your hair will first stop falling out so much and then regenerate too over the months. can't stop the applications either, ever. but the hair won't always have to be short just the first six months or so, to help application. try it.

  • @uturniaphobic does that really work? this guy has tried everything...

  • @uturniaphobic

    Wouldn't alcohol harm the follicles?

  • @burritopunx don't use a shampoo or a rinse, but yes the alcohol will really dry the hair and strip it's oil. To make that less an issue mix the alcohol with olive oil about 50/50. and wipe hair with pure olive oil every so often. most Shampoos and conditioners are made with petroleum bi-products they should be avoided. some even have alcohol in them too. doing this will mostly stop hair from falling out and will actually help some hair come back from what I've seen..

  • comb-over ?

  • woah..

    Maybe it's in your genes

  • MEDICATION - also if your on drugs, pills prescribed by the doctor for your health reasons - they can sadly cause baldness too.

    you have literally got to find out the reason, as to what it is, before you even consider a hair transplant, or these rogaine/propecia drugs.

  • But it depends on what is causing somebodys baldness, you need to try and find the reason. It could be a number of things:

    MPB - male pattern baldness, your the son, following in the footsteps of 'chrome dome' like your father.

    BAD DIET - you could be eating trash, and improve your diet, which may help your hair grow.

    ALOPECIA - people get this mixed up with MPB, alopecia is when your hair falls out rapidly, as in rapidly, and every morning you wake up ther's hairs on your pillow.

  • hi

  • I'm not American so i couldn't tell if your accent was a put-on. It was wasn't it? ha ha only joking. Anyway, I'd give my left testicle to have as much hair as your dude!!

  • Funk you Bald Spots!! why can't you just die and leave us alone!

  • I started loosing my hair about a year ago it wasn't as bad as yours, but I went on a raw food diet and in 2 months it all grew back and it actually got thicker over time too. My hair is brighter than it used to be, but i like it that way.

  • Fire it before it quits...shave your head buddy.

  • Herpes.

  • U r 2 funny man. You don't need hair you've got personality man

  • GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!

  • Going bald sucks so much, I seriously wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. my head is probably about 5 years away from looking like an ASDA free-range egg.

  • Dude, I don't think you're going bald, but if you are, don't fight it. Grow a beard to compensate like most bald guys do.

  • no product is gonna save your your hair. Your only hope is a healthy diet, lots of exercise, natural shampoos and no smoking and drinking whatsoever. I honestly am placing all my bets on stem cell technologies. Given enough time to develop, stem cell technology can cure anything hereditary, I am sure of it !

    dont give up the hope dude. No fear = No hope

  • Dont Rogaine or that work? Losing your hair is in 80% a hormon problem, as in testosterone. The Rogaine would block the testo in the head-surface.. Tried it? Im gonan try it. Starting to get thin in my hair, and im just 21 years!

  • Wow.....its thinking quick man....hey...but i got a product that works.....guaranteed..!!!

    check out my hair loss video....you can see the before and after...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • All hair Solutions Are Fake  when you get bald same as when you Die

    If there is a cure for death then the bald will have a cure

  • It definitely does suck, I'm 20 and already have a bald spot on the back of my head, and I have the typical horse shoe pattern. Sigh. You'd think being able to send people to the moon, and even space probes outside of our solar system, that we'd be able to cure baldness.

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  • unfortunately, i do have hairloss

  • yep hair loss sucks im only 23 and have been losing quite a lot of hair for the past 2 years, my hair is thick so i can cover it up around temples area or whatever its called but it makes me feel very depressed. I hope i can just slow it down so that i can atleast make it into my 30's before its too obvious.

  • @baggiesman1987 phe, i started losing hair at the age of 16, now i'm 19 and there's almost no hair there, but i don't care anymore i shave my head all the time, sure i look like a dickhead, but at least i don't have to worry that i' m getting bold anymore.

  • my sense of humor would be the complete opposite if I was going bald....

  • thumbs up if you thought he wasn't going bald in the beginning lol

  • It seems u are losing your tongue together with your hair!!!!!

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  • love the accent... thanks mate for cheering me up!

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  • @thins112

    Rassman is a fucking Jew faggot. Let him suck mercks dick some more.

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  • i'm glad you're making money off this video dude.

  • try some Toppik

  • Well, that´s one way of coping with bitterness..

    But don´t feel too bad.. Keep it shaved off then hopefully in a few years they have completed the hair follicle cloning technique, and will offer it to consumers who wants it.. Good luck and stay positive

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  • When a guy begins to go bald (and you have tried all the hair loss products, and they dont work) then just admit, your going bald, and go for a 0.5 shaved all over haircut, a 0 is where it's totally all shaved, but 0.5 is where they leave a tiny bit of hair all over.

    ask your hairdresser for a 0.5 all over, hair loss on a shaved head looks far less noticeable and much better.

  • @Rob23 What if you're scared of yourself because you're so ugly after?

    Just shaving it all off works for some people, for me I look like I'm a 10 year old kid going through chemotherapy.

  • OMG LOOK AT THAT OMG

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  • loooooooooooool you are soo funny.... Dw mayn , "I hope you're not goiing bald like mee"

  • I'm 16 and balding (said this on another booger vid). Doctor said it's because I ate less and went to the gym(I was kinda fat). He said that exercising and heavy lifting makes hare fall out. If that's true than it SUCKS HARD! So i gotta choose between baldness and fatness...... aahh, fuck it i'll go with baldness...

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  • @whizzhead I wasn't really heavy lifting, more like cardio.. btw i started using some product and it looks like that i lose less hair every day... maybe i'll stabilize my hair loss..

  • Acidic water for the skin and scalp, and ionized water will make your hair grow.Stay away from acidic foods, chemicals in foods that impair your ability to grow hair and imbalance you hormones.research and try and you will be grateful you did.

  • haha funny at 0:33 and 35

  • love your voice!

  • SCARY!

  • nice combover

  • I like your sense of humor any way try kangen water, look it up

  • your psychological problem supports your hair loss. try not to think about it....

  • that is bad

  • I fucking hate your voice

  • @fight4yourfreedom1 He's from Georgia; a south-eastern Republican state. What did you expect him to sound like? His southern accent is common in any southern state.

  • LOL @ when you said some hair just fell out.. LOL

  • sometime ppl lose hair becuz they are using the wrong shampoo.

  • @rickyay26 HAHA LOOSER BALDY? you probably look like a COCKHEAD

  • @sniperElias666 LMAO u piece of shit u think im bald? haha no sry im not bald penis fuck face. looking for needed information for my physical therapist major course in collage. lol u sure stalk me a lot, i bet u really hate me haha thats good that mean ive won and ur a piece of shit :D its fun to piss off losers like u :)))))))))))

  • @rickyay26 The problem isn't so much in losing the hair, it's the fact that it doesn't grow back.

    We all lose hair, but some people are lucky enough to have theirs grow back.

  • I use to have very thick hair as I am Eurasian, but my father is bald as is my grandfather [British]. So perhaps hereditry! now it falls out whenever I comb it or even wash it it sheds like leaves. soemtimes when i wake up its all over pillow, it is a pain but to be honest perhaps I am vain and it is only natural with age. What yopu need is something to block DHT formation. My hair use to be Jackie chan or Bruce lee thickness and now it has really fallen out and thinning. im 26.

  • Have you tried Minoxidil? I am on regaine 5% minoxidil and just notice hair shedding and excessive dandruff!

    I suppose in short term it is okay but my doctor said that in the long term you have to make decsions, becaus yu will go bald no matter! we're only human it is natural, plus hair loss gimmicks can become costly after a while and you will be chasing a natural biological genetic pattern that will never work out, especially if it is male pattern hair loss. Stress makes it worse! it sucks!

  • alabama accent or tenessee?

  • What about ordering propecia generic from emedoutlet pharmacy?

  • hair loss is man's curse...nature is such a bitch...men lose the hair on their heads and grow excess hair in their ass crack...fuck all those bullshit products...fuck hair transplants, too...they hammer plugs in to your dome...that shit is awful...if millionaire celebrities like jeremy piven are resorting to wigs, then that is proof alone that no hair loss solution exists...bc dudes like that could surely afford them if they did

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  • @whizzhead good point, a good example is prince william

  • @MurphGiovanni amen!!

  • @MurphGiovanni Exactly. Until there aren't any more bald celebrities (for those that don't look good bald) there is no cure for it, because they are rich. If their entire vast fortune cannot do the trick, we're screwed.

  • @UnknownXV yup...if a viable cure for baldness existed, then we would not see donald trump resorting to a weird comb-over..he would have hair like an 80's rockstar...until then. . .

  • what about hair transplants?? arn't those permanent

  • Going bald is shit and it makes you look like shit.

    What a fucked up curse.

    Life is bullshit!

  • dude i feel your pain.. thinning out is a painful process

  • wow im so glad im not losing any hair.... :-3

  • my hairs really fkn long

  • Tell me about it. I'm CEO of MoNeYINPHX™ Productions 2010. I'm 14 and I'M LOSING MY HAIR!!! At 14!!! Thumbs up if you hate Hair loss!!!

  • @MoNeYinPHX really?

  • hey booger im goin bald too. im 23 and i been loosin it since high school. i tried all the products, shampoos, rogaine, nuhair, scalp'med. , ive come to think that maybe its all based on stress. {:0 my brothers hair got real thin when he was unemployed and freshly divorced. but after he got his life back together i couldnt help but notice how much thicker it was. maybe you should analyze your life and try figurin out whats holdin you and your back.

  • you know its NOt that funny that your bald, its nothing to laugh at its a seriouss THing, TIME TO HIDE YOUR FACE BALDY

  • i hear that brother. im 23 and going bald. most women i talked to said they never date a balding guy. or a guy with a shaved head. i got the suger and a heart condition. but hair loss is jus a kick in the teeth. NOTHING undermindes a man sel esteem like baldness

  • fag

  • dam dude... im like all sad & shit because each time when i shower & shampoo rinse my hair i get like 10 hairs in each hand....its sad but hey you seem to be taking it well...maybe i should too

  • bald dudes is ulgy and something is wrong with dem

  • @trm301433 lol x)

  • you bald smuck quit talking like that you fuck faced chrome head.

  • @trm301433 suck my cock. you seem like a dirty smelly nigger. How about I shit in you nose hole than tie it shut... he is fucking cool you titty cunt nipple cheese cock smooch buttfuck... ill be happy when I can shove my fist up your poop hole...dumb nignog fuck face pussypocket...ill pop your little sisters cherry like a pedophile than make you watch... fuck you nigger and dont be a cum sneeze... ill fucking shove my dick up your nose

  • Try castor oil and massage your head every day. Use shampoos and conditioners that are, sls, silicone and parabene free. Eat healthy and drink allot. Good luck

  • lol I like your attitude man

  • shave ur head... I won't shit my pants off for nothing... shave ur head u will look fine

  • You have a strange pattern of baldness.

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  • @gringolazlo I've watched the howard stern small penis contest, and I'm telling you, those guys would rather be bald.

  • @gringolazlo Thankfully people don't have to go bald. It just takes money and time. lol

  • @gringolazlo you just cant understand unless it happens to you. I used to be a model at 21 w thick spiky hair. boy has my self esteem changed since =(

  • @Drkadrk and your future modelling career. this is brutal.

  • @gringolazlo

    Well, there's men who look elegant even if going bald. It all depends on your facial features etc. But yes, it does create a sense of depression, loss, a sense that you are getting old, yes in the final analysis it does make you feel sad.

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  • STAY AWAY FROM PROPECIA!!!

    I used that drug and suffered PERMANENT SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION!!!

    To stop hairloss, just use an anti-dandruff shampoo and take high-dose saw-palmetto.

    Beware of videos by "samlammd", "alanbauman" and "michealsias". these guys have rigged their comment-pages with FAKE TESTIMONIALS!!!

  • i just transplant my hair its the best way to have a head with a llot of hair for only 3.000euro

  • i just transplant my hair its the best way to have a head with a llot of hair for only 3.000euro

  • i just transplant my hair its the best way to have a head with a llot of hair for only 3.000euro

  • weird you havent lost much on the temples

  • LMFAO, that was very funny. soz r u goin bald but at least u were blessed with being hilarious lol

  • lol poopr booger...i shit myself self laughing when u said

    "shit some hair fell out!"

  • 21, losing my hair at 17...

  • god, i was crying towards then end of this , so funny dude!!! im thinning but trying hard to conceal it. sooner or later im gonna have to whip the lot off!! at the end of the day, fuck it, at least it aint anything worse!

  • Watch my videos! :-)

  • lmao at your head

    fuckin baldy bastard ahahahahahah

    i came here purposely to call you a SLAP HEAD ahahhahaha

  • This guy is so damn annoying

  • lmao this vid made me laugh so hard

  • hahahaha, dude, you are hilarious. I'm right there with ya though.

  • for all those people advocating herbal medicine, please stop it, herbal medicine doesnt do crap, try ketaconazole, minoxidle or azlaic acid (I know terrible spelling), they might work a little. dont try propecia if you want to have sex with girls, that shit gave me breast tenderness and it didnt allow me to keep it up, its terrible.

  • going bald as well but I will get a transplant sooner or later though, no doubt!

  • @LanciaTurbo you should check out my videos. I too got a hair transplant. Might help you with your decision.

  • @coldbluerain Hey dude could you tell me what you did to reverse it? thanks

  • Man balding sucks i started at 17 its sad but, i get get threw it and you can too