Top Gear - Jeremy: "Jesus is here!"

[sakura5sango6]

I love the way Hammond announce Jeremy has cut him off and haow he say "why?". He's soooooooooooo cuteeee.

[clarinetlover2012]

I just love the way that he says "Jesus is here!"

[BadassSnowman]

"Shut up now Jesus, that's enough from you"

HAHAHAHAHHA I ADORE THAT MAN

[Barber100Dr]

i could not stop laughing

[MRGTi5]

I love his reaction....he needed a double take: "Jesus is here!!"

[mad993]

jeremy sounded pissed when he shut up

[Lambo458scuderia]

press 1 for 'Jesus is here!'

press 2 to see Jesus

[tomcornwall83]

What was that "Jesus" said at the end, that made jeremy tell him to shut up?

[GreaseLightning02]

@tomcornwall83 what i was wondering. anyone know? '....anyway, wouldn't you.'

[xMandalorex]

@tomcornwall83

at least im not to tall for my hair lol

[vierund90er]

Shut up Jesus ^^

[ItsDavid07]

Who's utorak

[TheKungFuProductions]

I think he looks like Weird Al. 

[babyprincessgemstone]

That is my step dad

[QueenWillNeverDie]

Jesus is here!

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[srb2io]

UTORAK!!!!!!!!!1

[acefadi6969]

@srb2io who is that?????????

[srb2io]

THAT IS UTORAK???? PLEASE RESPOND!



[TheMunchingShroom]

@srb2io of course it isn't :P

[THEriflejacker103]

OMG ITS UTORAK!!!

[Dihyyy]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. is that utorak?!

[celv1]

Shut up now jesus.

Funny shit!

[LazyAussieGamer]

at first i was thinking "holy shit is that actually utorak?"

[theexmustbeparanoid]

UTORAKKKKK!!!!!

[fizzy58]

UTORAKKKK!!!!

[UnderseaApple]

Utorak :P

[IkxDVlogs]

Utorakkkk

[Utorak007]

O HAI ME

[neilo86]

@Utorak007 Are you the new stig, jamie?

[QueenWillNeverDie]

JESUS IS HERE!

No, it's Chuck Testa.

[purplebutterfly61]

hahaha i love him "JESUS IS HERE"XD

[MacGyver920]

Here's another Jesus moment on Top Gear:

/watch?v=BEVgcd0dPFI&feature=r­elated

[2314er]

lmao watch him double take at 0:05 to 0:08 when he looks out and firsts spot jesus man

[rorotherolo]

Jesus has spoken!! xD

[JBofBrisbane]

Looks more like Tiny Tim than Jesus...

[Arsenalover14]

What was the last thing he said?

[lyttleton]

looks more like weird al to me

[MsDesenchantee]

what episode and season is it?

[vasselord]

the look on jeremy's face when he spotted jesus -classic

[s0m30n31337]

jesus was already there once

[themenaceanish]

Well he is from Nazareth

[iliketoloveman]

He may be Jesus, but Clarkson is GOD!

[TheSkullkrasher]

@iliketoloveman

at least he think he isXD

[Mscheesefan1]

@iliketoloveman all worship the almighty Clarkson!!!!!!

[Eirik36]

the last time he said jesus it almost sounded like jebus lol

[weavertivvyfan1]

its hilarious the way he just catches jeremys eye and he just goes off on one. top gear is so funny

[veedle96]

tarzan is here!

[guguigugu]

i wonder what jesus' power lap would be like...

[loopedvirus]

@ChrisMolyneaux93 shut up jesus

[Phoenix1664]

haha i bet "Jesus" felt about 2 inches tall when Clarkson told him to shut it!

[mazey90]

thats not Jesus, thats Metallica's Cliff Burton!

[Master1906]

If this was the Islam version of top gear, he'd probably be beheaded by some dirty ragheads holding ak47s. Oh sorry, I mean muslims.

[anticrazyfrog]

@Master1906 It's nice to see that prejudice and discrimination is alive and well on the Internet

[Master1906]

@anticrazyfrog Where there's people, there's prejudice. Internet's no exception.

[anticrazyfrog]

@Master1906 Of course, I wouldn't of thought otherwise

[Master1906]

@anticrazyfrog Well you seemed suprised at the fact there's prejudice hence "alive and well"

[anticrazyfrog]

@Master1906 I was being sarcastic

[Master1906]

@anticrazyfrog pointless really?

[anticrazyfrog]

@Master1906 Perhaps. Let's just forget about this shall we?

[chaldochamp3]

Which episode is this?

[krulu69]

@chaldochamp3 s04 e02 :)

[butterkist159]

'Jesus' looks more like the older Ed Byrne :D

[JoNaSkA007]

I love his voice :D :D

[FORTY848]

"they built that ca-"

"JESUS IS HERE!!"

HAHAH classic clarkson

[marrydruli]

I bet he got a haircut after that.

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL he looked somewhat embrased

[DubRighteous]

Looks more like Weird Al Yankovic really

[CartmanTheHoly]

clarkson reminds me of eric cartman in this episode x)

[Xeno5997]

dzisus

[frayner06]

Seen this live, what's even funnier is that he disappeared after a break?

[clarinetlover2012]

I love the double take he does when he spots "Jesus"

[Phantomhorn]

the backsea------- JESUS IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bjhansen89]

Where's the lighting and thunder from that comment

[patryk66649]

what season is it?????

[whiskeyline11]

6 people don't like jesus...xD

[paoweh]

think he looks like Disney's Tarzan.

[MacGyver920]

@paoweh But in another episode there's another Jesus in the audience that actually looks like Jesus, lol.

:P

[drplbiftin]

that's not Jesus, it's Weird Al Yankovic

[DeltaPhi79]

@drplbiftin The funny thing is that he DOES look like Weird Al. XD

[zabimaru1593]

@DeltaPhi79 omg he does lol

[CuriosityRocks]

The audio transcription is like a form of poetry : D

[dylanBBE]

bad bad jeremy... he said shut up to jezus

[zztopcop]

What's So Funny?

[Girder3]

That guy looked like Weird Al Yankovich. 

[tubageek2006]

shut up now jesus

gotta love jezza

[Sammyy46]

"Hey Jaremy, well you're not gonna get in..."

"Jesus is here!"

[ljohnf]

1 year ago O.o

[wrightsprite]

@ljohnf :S

[brup123]

I love how he just interrupts everything and goes "JESUS IS HERE!"

LMAO

[herambbarve]

he called another long haired guy jesus another time when commenting about speed limit...he said "the govt is stealing 20 minutes a week from JESUS!"

[TheBoxTheory]

" Do is is is just said that is not to talk with her " Google Translation technology always...surprises you...:)

[DMaddox2010]

Jezza gets owned lol, Love Top Gear !!!!

[frayner06]

What does Jesus say the second time???

[alexkvaskov]

the holiest chord in an octave - G sus

[TheRoroki]

i`ve seen it like 20 times for sure, everytime im sad, i look up this, loooove it

[kristjannuus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Turn on YouTubes translatoin dubladoo and you will see words like "ireland" and "yeltsin" XD

[TomsMVP]

he said shut up to jesus !!!!

[MrMooseheadbeer]

i lol'd

[chaldochamp3]

spot not sport in my comment below

[chaldochamp3]

Jeremy has just retaken my favorite sport, then James for his fail at flirting, and then hamster for... hmm

[antbubb]

Shut up now Jesus lol!

[meamjustme]

Looks more like weird al  :P

[mrlittleluke123]

Shut up now Jesus LMAO!!! :D

[IndianaJoel93]

lol I love this, Jeremy is a legend "Jesus is here!"

[ExecutivePwnage]

The first Jesus reminds me of Cliff Burton. Cliff Burton = Jesus??

[krobi94]

@ExecutivePwnage

R.I.P. Cliff!

[desmodronic916]

He is like 5 year old kid :)

[Hannibear1]

Lmao... Its outta nowhere ><

[924Carrera]

I love how he decides to stare at the audience while Richard is talking, then does a double take as he completely stops listening LOL. I was watching an .avi of this episode and went back to that twice to see it again. So randomly funny.

[Tuneman1984]

@924Carrera I love that too. You can completely spot the moment he just stopped listening to Richard...

[777AreY0uSure]

If you died right now are you 100% sure you'd go to Heaven?

[Dirtboyindahouse]

@777AreY0uSure

yep, 'bout u?

[777AreY0uSure]

@Dirtboyindahouse Yep

If you don mind me asking though why so sure?

[Dirtboyindahouse]

@777AreY0uSure

why shouldn't i?

i'm 15, haven't done drugs, haven't sworen (a lot) and i help my parents...

not to mention volunteering at a animal shelter

[superlou1s]

@Dirtboyindahouse- Seeing as drugs and swearing aren't forbidden in christianity, I don't think either of those matter much.

[EvilRabbiMAn]

i love clarksons outbursts!

[j4ckyb01]

hahha typical jezza!

[xboxisdabest]

What does Jesus say just before Jeremy says, 'shut up now Jesus'?

[380mad1]

@xboxisdabest you would probably help me out now

[stroomie9]

great!!

[PFCtaylor95]

ahh mann thats hilarious xD when he looks at the guys then hammond then realises then looks back again hahaaa LOVE ITT

[hackkney]

shut up now Jesus

[bigoj3]

So lets here, this could be Jesus/Cliff Burton/Ross Noble

Oh the theories are interesting

[TheAK]

This was the very first episode I watched and I fell in love with the show from the start!

[feAr636]

"how did you do on the track jesus?"

[Zapust]

This wasn't the only time ;P

[Futterwackens]

Lol, Jeremy is so easily distracted xD

[chocobosfantasy]

I love how he turns his head to see if he did see Jesus lol

[madperson876]

My sister was watching something on telly, so I was just sat there shaking with silent laughter!

[assassin4332]

so damn funny..i started tearing..lol

[WNxRadeon]

i love his face just beforce he says it :D

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

BLESS Top Gear XD

[Holifeno]

"SHUT UP NOW" LMAO !

[mazey90]

wow, its Cliff Burton!

[madperson876]

lol, there is another point when jeremy says "jesus is here!" on anothr video!

[Youdontwantmyusernam]

i remember this!!! LOL

[ChristianCookeFan]

omg jesus cud be the stig gud in jezza goes highpitched

[ischsachma]

what did Jesus said before the : "shut up" from Jeremy?

[cazz3000]

whats the last thing he says?

clearly was abit out of order for clarkson and hammond to basically tell him to shut up on the spot

[Arsenalover14]

Wow he's sort of rude...

[taranchula97]

He looks more like Weird Al Yankovic

[Bartman954]

"Jesus" looks like Ross Noble.

[sio77nvd4]

Jesus looks like Kenny G :D

[cootsie2231]

Im sharing an apartment with jesus (gareth) out in kuwait... im blessed ha ha

[stevenbarbour]

Jesus Was My tutor for mechanics his names garith

[lennic95]

2 Jesuses?

[diggerydooboy]

"At least I'm not too tall for my hair, eh Jeremy?" LMAO ROFL Properly tickled there!

[Snagprophet]

Jesus as the star in a reasonably priced car.

[bigpactube]

end times/ blasphemy

[swinabc]

when Jeremy says Jesus is here he looks like a Dog looking at a person walking by the window he looks soo shock and exsited xD

[ljohnf]

Jesus could be the stig...

[ZXRoux]

@ljohnf

Jesus wish he was The Stig

[ljohnf]

@ZXRoux I cant believe it im a highest rated Comment

:') i would just like to thank the 15 people who voted for my comment...

[dumpfree]

@ljohnf the stig could be jesus 

[wrightsprite]

@ljohnf Watch the 2010 christmas special, IT HAS PROOF

[ljohnf]

@wrightsprite .... I KNEW IT!!! that is very creepy

[pureaccuracy]

@ljohnf wow, you were right!

[ellie079]

@ljohnf how did you know???? you posted that a year before we all found our in the top gear speacial the other day :P

[saturnGEEK]

@ljohnf turns out that the new stig is..

[JWBails]

I love how theyre having an argument and Jeremy goes, JESUS IS HERE!

[EnglishCoffee]

"Shut up now, Jesus". Hahaha. That was epic, really.

You should show the "new Jesus" in season 14. I think he's the right height to be Jesus where as this one was very tall.

[educortazarc]

and that one has beard

[houtn]

hahaha

[sgtgorillaz]

he looks more like weird al yankovic in my opinion! lol

[itsdamo1993]

What does jesus say just before jeremy tells him to shut up?

[itsdamo1993]

Too tall for his hair?

What is that supposed to mean?

[paleo2142]

means he's bald

[itsdamo1993]

ok cheers

[EnglishCoffee]

@itsdamo1993

He thinks Jeremy's hair is too poofy and that adds height to him.