Ruddy Hell! - Coffe Shop Sketch

[Pppuuma]

WHAT DID THEY SAY!

[JimmyTheKiller]

I always get this shit, if i walk into a corner shop then the indian people start talking to each other in indian if i ask them questions, its fucking rude

[naym2011]

@JimmyTheKiller no its not, if not more rude than ppl speaking in slang

[JimmyTheKiller]

@naym2011 yes it clearly is! speaking in slang is something people in your country do and you would expect people who live in you'r area to know.. Speaking in Indian about customers is a complete piss take, they do it when i walk down an isle and their blatantly saying watch out for him he might be shoplifting... then they laugh to each other after you say somthin as well...

[agula131]

god, their faces - awesome! :D poor harry..

[64andes]

thanks for uploading this is so funny

[voicesinmehead]

its observing the alienation of britsh people in their own country from ignorant foreigners, well done

[harj2009]

hahaha polish fags send em back

[Bleumange]

@harj2009 haha polish fags send them back

[moominpic]

@Lodgey23 Ever seen how british stag parties behave in Krakow?

[Bleumange]

@moominpic Like british stag parties everywhere else, but that's not a compliment.

[moominpic]

@Bleumange Indeed. The president of Latvia publicly stated he didn't want them visiting Riga (after they moved from Krakow)

[JumpinPakFlash]

id love to shag a polish bird

[WislaMagda]

They aren't Polish! I think that they're Slovakian...

[JiMxtreme]

Well... how's THIS for over-analysis... anyone notice that 0:25-0:30 and 1:35-1:40 are EXACTLY the same... like, they only recorded that bit once?

[nyahmw]

these girls are not polish. at least they dont speak polish. i gues its slovakian or sth

[sallywilton]

@nyahmw No they are english actresses. they play lots of parts on Harry and Paul

[coltsuperocean10]

@sallywilton The woman on the left is married to David Baddiel.

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 Yes it's quite funny how many people think they are Slovakian. Of course they can't possibly be Polish. Polish people are never rude and abrupt are they?

[coltsuperocean10]

@sallywilton I never said they were Slovaks or Polaks! This is a TV show!! How stupid are you?Its not real life!

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 Sorry not responding to you.

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 Do you suffer from stress related disorders? have you not read the responses here?

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 NYahmw is the one who thinks they are Slovakian and you said she is married to David Baddiel. Do you suffer from stress related disorders?

[coltsuperocean10]

@sallywilton I think you need to understand how to reply to comments on youtube. Your not the sharpest tool in the toolbox are you? Please be careful who you reply to.

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 Why the insults? I didn't instigate any discussion with you.

[coltsuperocean10]

@sallywilton ..you must be so stupid!! Why are you directing comments to me, that should be directed to other people?

[sallywilton]

@coltsuperocean10 How stupid are you?  You are not the sharpest tool in the toolbox. Be careful who your reply to. Understand how to reply to comments on youtube. Thanks for the advice '

[DanRaccoon]

hi and welcome, Retards Who Own the Internet.

[Conway79]

Dozy cappuccino!

[oOoxelAoOo]

For fuck's sake...the comments in this video. I have nothing about foreign immigrants in this country, so long as they haven't entered illegally. I'm glad English workers get annoyed with the Polish. From what I can see...they do a better job of it and are happy to do so! Instead of going on a tea break every 3 minutes and finding other things to rip their customers off with.

[sallywilton]

@oOoxelAoOo Of course they are about foreign immigrants. They are not english are they? have you never been in a polish coffee shop? Harry Enfield has and so have I.

[Franksbnetwork]

They're all quite clearly speaking native-fluent-scottish, if you listen carefully you can even make out the word "ginger" on several occasions.

[JACKINTHEBOX1999]

Throw the coffee in her face.

[ukpolska]

you are just a class prat...go back to your council house and fester until you die, and blame ever other person for it because you made fuckall out of your life......

[chelseabornboy]

lodgey23 is absolutely right!!!!!

[harryk99]

Who is the Blond actress with Harry and Morwenna Banks?

[MrDitor]

It's the brilliant Laura Solon....

[okee9]

I love the way they always ask him Large or small every time.

[MattMuse4EvaIsFit]

What are they saying? I want to know whats funny! Lol

[okee9]

You're not meant to know what they're saying.

[canofjuice]

i am polish, and belive its the funiest show ever

;)

[farrygisher]

fuck off you polish scum bag!

and tell your family to get the fuck out of wrexham. all polish deserve death for what they have done to great britain. dirty cunts!

[richiefranks]

You miserable fascist scum.

[richiefranks]

Oh, that was to farrygisher, by the way.

[ukpolska]

Scared you are going to lose your council house silly little prat !!!

[espana1974]

twat , dont you miss your friends

[ukpolska]

It depends on your definition of friends doesn't espana, I just got tired of the constant negative attitude from yourself, you may value it as fun but I assess it as a lack of social skills. Shame though, because sometimes you were a fucking cool guy...but there is a big emphasis on sometimes!!!

[espana1974]

i m going to try to be a better person ,

sorry

[eezysqueezy]

Yes, because Wrexham is the land of milk and honey for all Polish people.

You're obviously from Wrexham if you believe that anyone (Polish or otherwise) would readily flock to what is essentially a backwater populated by insular people with no opposable thumbs.

PS - Re your 'what the poles have done to Great britain' rant - Read a history book you thick Welsh cunt.

[MrDitor]

A bit of over-analysis going on in these comments. It doesn't matter whether it's Polish, half Polish or a completely invented language. It just has to be incomprehensible to poor old Harry Enfield. Beautifully observed with fantastic acting from all three. Oh, and very very funny.

[wierzba71]

i`m from poland and this is not fluent polish..not funny for me because i don`t understead what they say in polish.maybe few words..

[moominpic]

@wierzba71 But it's not supposed to be funny to Poles. It's aimed at british, and they wouldn't understand anything in Polish.

[chelseabornboy]

'Sorry BUT' kiss my butt!If you would bother to look at the rest of the episodes and series you will see AND hear the same actrices in many different sketches being completly and absolutely english my dear chap!so there!

[jizzylink]

altho its a sketch i believe that happens alot,but its easy for the polish and other europeans to get away with it

[pshhxericaaa]

I wish I could know what they're saying.

Who knows and can tell me?

[proinsiaspad]

Exactly what is this sketch about? Are they taking the piss out of him? I don't really understand this sketch? What are they saying in Polish?

[JackReeve]

yeah they r and he really likes them but he gets embrassed

gr8 sketch

[Satanyay]

Let's all be gay and racist at the same time! That'll fix everything :)

[boringtree]

Uh oh I told my dutch ex girlfriend that she sounds like the blonde one and she's probably going to murder me. Goodbye cruel world... xD

[secretagent007gunSB6]

i know what theyre saying....

[boringtree]

What language is it secretagent?

[sim5361]

its polish

[boringtree]

Ah right. I know someone who's polish =] I only speak english and german tho so i wouldn't have a clue lol.

[Ancupola]

You have generated so much bad karma here. You don't have a clue, do you?

[Ancupola]

So horrible to see such racism on the screen here. India and England are old allies and friends. Most English people prefer Indians and Africans to the corrupt Eurotrash. Europe owes Indians and West Indians their liberty. There would be no Europe without the former British Empire who rescued you from your own folly.

[maugustyniak]

Are you sure? Even then, most North-Americans can't stand you. They only grudgingly accept your annoying presence. You either sound like fake-ass whites or like a bunch of stuffed turkeys.

[Ancupola]

You are racist.

[maugustyniak]

So's the guy who called Eastern Europeans the "dregs of Europe" and thought they should be hiring Indians instead. He forgot about the third world pest hole he from. So yeah, there are racists posting comments here.

[Ancupola]

Eastern Europeans are NOT wanted in the UK. My comments were not racist but factual. There is a difference you know. No English person consented to allowing these people into their country. The EU is EVIL and India is great.

[maugustyniak]

Actually, you are correct up to a certain point. Lazy angoles, frogs and krauts hate Eastern Europeans because they a)do the job better and b)began working for less because c)they had to. They also hate YOU, and all other non-whites. It's just not politically correct to say so. Honestly, I will generally put white people first, we are by far alot more unique the the worthless mass of brown, brown-haired, brown-eyed animals out there. I mean, besides a few countries, we don't exist.

[maugustyniak]

And yes, white women do like racists. In fact, they make excellent racists. And I do think we should go back to an Aryan caste system in India. So yes, to be absolutely honest, I generally ignore non-whites. You're pathetic. You're tacky, fake, un-cool, un-cultured, un-attractive, backwards (sharia law, pre-arranged marriage, HMMM?), ugly, stupid and completely talentless, even if educated.

[maugustyniak]

About the only thig you're good at is copying white people and making the odd improvement. We're basically responsible for all technological advancements for the past near two decades. I'm guessing this won't change much.

[maugustyniak]

Scratch that, near two millenia. Anyway, I'm completely bored of replying to your useless comments. We rule, when it appears that we might get taken over, we finally dump our tolerant ways and lay complete and utter waste to you ugly walking shits.

[xmtz]

maugustinky, your racist ramblings prove that east Europeans are just drunken, racist, uneducated thugs who have been living like animals for 80 years under the Soviets & suddenly woke up to find that their little eastern garbage dumps are even more backward than many 3rd world countries. Your twisted, racist minds cannot accept that fact & you rant. Stalin had the right idea in sending you scum into Gulags.

[earthacademy]

HAHA dont be silly we love the girls!!! As ALI G the movie confirms! they are HOT!

[pittim]

Haha...How blind (and actually none-educated) are you... Wish you could hear what English are telling about you, behind your back...LOL

[maugustyniak]

It's hilarious. The blonde's accent is perfect, although, she doesn't more than a couple of words in Polish. But it's not like I care, sooooo cute...

[maugustyniak]

Ahem. Sorry about this, but it's morning where I am and I hev hed no kofi. The blonde's accent is perfect, but she doesn't say more than a couple of words in Polish. But, who cares...soooo cute...

[Ancupola]

More fool the English for allowing the dregs of Europe into their country while Indians are kept out. Bring back the British Empire. From Empire to Eurotrasj in less than 50 years. How very sad.

[maugustyniak]

Wow, you're an arrogan moron. Why in hell would Birtts want you see any more of you ugly brown babies I don't know. You can't even fucking write in English you fucking tard.

[maugustyniak]

FUCKING KEYBOARD! Wow, you're an arrogant moron! Why in hell would Brits want to see any more of you guly brown babies, I don't know. You can't even fucking write in English you fucking tard! Last I checked, indians are probably the ugliest geek equivalent out of the far east. That's why they're keeping you out.

[chelseabornboy]

well,if you guys didnt notice the same two actrices appear in most of the other scetches and are undoubtedly English!the whole joke is the fact that englands virtually snowed under by polish immigrants lately and if they do speak english it is generally exactly like those two ENGLISH actrices cleverly demonstrate!

[davidbrianjones]

yes they are English - but speak FLUENT Polish Respekt!!!!!!!!

[ihimlen]

Indeed they ARE speaking POLISH. Well, at least they attempt to...During this guy's first visit they say that his scarf is done up so tight that one can wonder how his head didn't yet explode

At his second visit the blonde says that the guy looks like "the bastard that stole Zdzislaw's car" or something like that.

Actually their speech does NOT sound like standard polish - it's sort of mixed with english phonetics and a hint of slovak/russian <LOL>.

Best regards,

ih!mlen

[opticon12000]

would actually like to know what they say lol

[ilah2001]

Its Polish not Dutch, nor slovakian or scandanavian. Dutch sounds nothing like this. Dutch for large cappacino is grote cappacino and its said as if your throwing up a large amount of flem. She said duze and thats polish for large. End of!

[harper277]

Whatever it is it's damm sexy, I love those East European accents.

[harper277]

I bet it's Czech

[therealb3yond]

lol im dutch, its not dutch... but my guess is its east-europian made up language

[anderg77]

DavidTL needs to get out more, or at least go to the Netherlands. It's not Dutch. Programs such as these tend to use a mixture of languages so as not to offend one particular nation. It's obviously a parody of Eastern European immigrants into Britain and how they have been taught set phrases of good customer servicein English but reveal their own thoughts amongst themselves in their own language. As with most comedies, blatantly not true, but makes for average humour.

[DavidTL]

Well, it's so bleedin obvious I can't believe you can't tell they're Dutch. There are coffee shops like this all over the Netherlands.

[DavidTL]

I can assure you, this is without a doubt the Netherlands, Amsterdam. Come on, the music, the famous Dutch Coffee, the accent, and the language. I have a Dutch friend of the family who said they were filming in "the city where I live."

[DarthSmee]

Ask ur dutch friend to translate what they say, then LoL

[nightfly10]

I dont get this Sketch

[davidbrianjones]

sorry - but it's fluent polish!!

[Dragonheart999]

sounds sweedish to me

[DarthSmee]

Let's set the record straight! THEY ARE NOT POLISH!!! Neither are they Dutch. They are speaking a mixture of what seems to be Slovak and a little bit of Polish. I am fluent in Polish and I assure you it is not Polish.

[davidbrianjones]

sorry - but my polish friends were convinced the actresses are polish! they speak fluent polish

[mdb1363]

They are polish. It's a parody of a belief over here that all builders, plumbers, etc. seem to be polish.

[loop123]

Both the actresses are british (Morwenna Banks on the left, Laura Solon on the right), so the language could just be a mix of Dutch and Polish words to form something foreign sounding. I doubt what they say actualy means anything - although i could be wrong

[sw1q]

sounds like Polish to me; that woman on the left worked in the Siemianowice Albert, on the cashdesk; I used to see her there when I was shopping, with my brother.

from

del-boy, in Londonski

[tomgasinski]

It is not Polish. I can understand some words but it's not it.

[bobbybobson2003]

that's nothing like dutch

[thehitman454]

could you post more of the nelson mandela sketches please?

[DavidTL]

This is clearly Amsterdam, they are speaking Dutch. You know, the traditional Dutch Coffee shop, the bikes outside and the accent give it away. I recognised some Duch words as well.

Anyways, a very good sketch, looks to be a good series.

[helmsleycustard]

It is definitely an Eastern European language. She says 'tak' which is yes in Polish, though she says doze for large whereas Poeswould say duze.

If you think that's Dutch you need to get out and see the world a bit more.

Poles would say 'fu' rather than 'urgh' though.

They mention 'szal' which i think is scarf in Polish.

[charliebad]

Tak is also yes in Danish! Go see the world and find out chief!

[DarthSmee]

LoL, what Dutch words do you recognise?

[jonnythemoose86]

because it's just bound to be polish...

[Fraud01]

how do u no its polish and what is the tune 4 this scetch

[ilman001]

what do they say in polish?

[papasmurf909]

haha excellent thanks for posting mate!

[milkypigeon]

aww he seems so sweet and they're so mean! lol hilarious

[LoafOfPint]

It would be great if the whole show could be uploaded, really.

[jonnythemoose86]

Actually...the sun is penetrating through the cloud cover already, and the chances of precipitation this afternoon are five or four per cent so low..

Say, do you have the sketch of the two Americans on the bus? Highlight of the show for me!