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  • this video is absolutely bad

  • I really hope this is a comedy...

  • does the samuri have a hubcap on his head?

  • 0:29 asian guy: is that a car alarm?

    0:31 asian guy: hello is that yours, oh he isnt there.

    0:36 asian guy: is that mine? it cant be! that does not sound like a hyundai!

    0:41 white guy: oh good my car alarm has distracted him!

    1:20 white guy: Gotcha!

    By the way this video was terrible, i done this to entertain myself in place of the video.

  • Das ist an schlesten Kampf den ich in meinem Leben gesehen habe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yayaaaaahahghghghghghghghghghg­hggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghgahgahgahg­aha!!!!!!!

  • RACIST

    

  • So in the battle of dumbass hats, the dumbasser hat wins?

  • Well, samurai has no chance to win vs a madieval knight in heavy armor. Katanas cannot get through that, they are made for slicing/cutting into light armored opponents.

  • @WeriTR Your thinking is good but the video is unrealistic :D. There is two problem with your opinion: 1. He is not look like as a samurai 2. It's not a Katana what he wield in the video...

  • @Fear9356 I was actually more referring to the title and the discussion in the comments. The video is ridiculous on so many levels i won't even begin...

  • that was fucking ridiculous acting and a ridiculous script

  • that was weird...

  • the knight has a fucking sword in his head and the samurai is wearing a bowl wtf -.-

  • lol, anyone walking by will think they're corpses are just blowing each other, hahahaha!

  • Knight got lucky clearly rolled a d20 on that backstab.

  • what movie is this?

  • fail video

  • What the fuck is this movie ?

  • 日本の侍はこんな風ではありません。

    動き鈍いし日本刀こんなに無様に振り回しません。

    バカにするな!

  • and that sword stuff in his helmet is just lame :D

  • what is this? the director surely was high

  • To any moron who thinks a Samurai never would use shields or guns because they are dishonorable are ignorant of facts. Samurai are Professional Soldiers and would use the best killing tool available. .

  • @JaHaskins12 Have you ever heard about Bushido ? Are you mistaken Samurais to Shinobi... ? Using the non-traditional sword or foreign sword is even considered taboo in late feudal age.... Which is kind of suck I know.

    Yes, some samurais use shield. But that was in the Warring State period of Japan, they have to fight in battlefield not in duel. Also, they don't usually carry a shield with them. They used the shield that their commander provided to directly chrage at markmen/ archer lines.

  • Yeah, yopu don't really know what you are talking about. Upper class warriors like Bushi and Samurai didn't use shields because they needed both hands for their two handed weapons i.e. Bow, Spear, and Sword. But anyother warrior would use a shield because they weren't as heavily armored. And Samurai loved guns man. After the Nobunaga proved the hyper effectiveness of firearms the samurai quickly adopted it as a weapon due to efficiency.

  • @JaHaskins12 indeed even the samurai started to use guns after a while because they could not leave behind BUT they didnt see any honor in it and found it a waste of traditional swordsman training

  • except for the the knight using a war pick that was all total farb, and it looked and sounded like this was made in 1942

  • what the @#$%

  • was this from a comedy because I laugh every time I see it.

  • Wow samurai don't use shields and dont wear spiked helmets. And knights take more than a helmet spearing to die. The knights armor is stronger than that

  • Was für eine gequirlte Hundekacke :-(

  • @gorzfcool i think people have more realistic veiws of armor now daya

  • knights cant die that easy lol make a real battle and dont use ur love for samuris

  • this is bs

  • the last time i saw this it had more likes but know it has more dislikes

  • difficulties beleivin that headpeice could penetrate the plate armour.

  • you must bring me a shrubbery 

  • Samurai? No. More like a foot soldier. Not all Asian warriors were ninja or samurai. Just like not all European warriors were knights or paladins. Just like not every soldier is in some sort of special forces. There were many kinds of warriors, from centurions to heavy Calvary to archers and snipers. And yes, Asians also used bows, shields, and the like. They also javelins but not in the same sense as in Europe.

  • so stupidddddd

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDD Name of the Movie please!!!

  • soooo......who won

  • I can't believe this dumb thing is still on YouTube.

  • The only thing "samurai" about that guy was that he was Asian.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol

  • WTF is this sht

    

  • WTF Future Samurai

  • He got hit in the back with a weapon that couldn't pierce his armor and that caused his arm to hurt? This is the most epic battle everrrrrrr thumbs up for the guy who funded this $4 production. The horses stole the show! They played their roles very good.

  • the samaraui's helm would not penetrate the armour and the samaraui still died so it was a tie but in real life the knight would have won

  • he stealthed up to samurai in plate armor!

  • greatest video ever made

  • 2:06 that's using your head!

  • this is all rong wow its not even worthy of being rememberd by me VERY FAIL F%$king HELMETS.

  • AHAHHAAHHA, SAMURAI WIN

  • Always use your head in a fight.LOL.

  • Fail -_-

  • My brain hurts from all the stupid.

    ;_;

  • what the fuck

  • This "Knight" is a epic fail...

  • Whats with the helmets?

  • hahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha­hahah!

    

  • ... Uhm..

  • i am utterly insulted and can not believe what i just watched

  • Yo no soy un experto, pero no me parece muy realista

  • Bio jednom jedan Lekso Saicic!

  • xD

  • jajaja WTF is that?

  • That katana shouldn't be even meaningful, first hit from behind would realisticaly be a last.

    Downvoted.

  • The knight could have done so much more before the samurai knew he was there...

  • wat movie dis from?

  • A good samurai knows how to use his head!

  • ???? :-)

  • the frick

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • This could have been so cool, but damn, it was so gay. -_-

  • Haha, i dunno what the fuck that was, but it was one of the stupidest shit id ever seen! Well, at least made me laught a little, thx for the upload:D

  • ?????????????akward........

  • The samurai was wearing the dildo helmet of pain.

  • samurai never used shields. shields were considered the most cowardly thing ever besides firearms. he is a disgrace to his famiry

  • @RudeWARRIOR83 They did in fact use shields, you just don't see it in popular accounts. Firearms were used extensively. The samurai were warriors - they understood a effective weapon when they saw it. The popular katana traces it's origin to a time of relative peace after the warring states era, it's a weapon for personal defense and a status symbol - not a weapon of war.

  • @tjakal The katana is very much a weapon of war and has been used for hundreds of years in Japan. The katana you are talking about during the Tokugawa era shrunk a bit and became more of a finess weapon when armor was not as heavily used.

  • @BigDaddyCruz It's kinda like the pistol today, sure, it's used on the battlefield, but when you're there it is not your main armament - it's your sidearm. And even then heavier, larger swords more suitable to take on armored combatants where mostly used, called 'tachi' in modern literature. Mainstay battlefield weapons for armored samurai was large pole-arms, like the Yari and the more unusual but well known naginata - not something you'd bring to a civilian tea ceremony.

  • @RudeWARRIOR83 i wonder what they would think of the romans

  • @RudeWARRIOR83 however some lords ordered samurai warriors to use shields to protect against arrow they where dropped upon getting close to the enemy, to preserve their honor.

  • @JimmieDeMarco Much agreed

  • Samurai looks like my old Russian TV-antenna.

    This is hilarious.

  • best thing ive ever sen

  • What the fuck was that? if you push down on that sword in the knight's helm would it kill him? why does the samuria grab his arm when he just had a warhammer go through his back into his lung? how did the knight manage to not break the guys arm with that warhammer strike? and how the fuck did that spikey helmet go through the breastplate? way way to much bull shit.

  • 1 525 acually thought they would kill a man and put it on youtube.

  • This movie is called hearts and armour i believe its an Italian b movie about a war between christian knights and Turks ; the "samurai" is an assassin hired by the Turks , i saw this movie a long time ago so the details may be wrong.

    Also not that the samurai's hat is made out of an hudcap.

  • the hell is that "samurai" wearing?

  • @CrimsonEmpire the top of the fucking seattle space needle. 

  • @CrimsonEmpire ]

    i could say the same thing about the knight.

  • Haha, Is this Monty Python?

    

  • Is that piss coming out of his mouth?

  • Yeah, real believable that a guy in plate armor could sneak up on a guy.

  • what duuuuuh fuck?

  • bullsh!t thats a katana

  • @MisterAbs003 you used to be smart... then you took an arrow to the head

  • @monkeyslapper65 Have you seen a katana? what that "samurai" was wielding was too wide and not curved enough.

  • @MisterAbs003 glad you were able to figure that out only took you like 2 days

  • @monkeyslapper65 you misunderstand what I originally said, I didn't mean "Bullsh!t that's a katana" I meant "Bullsh!t that's not a katana"

  • at 2:19 the samurai starts pissing out of his mouth

  • im sorry sir but it appears you have a sword in your head... wah... oh... its just for decoration...uhhhhhh... ok then... carry on...

  • why has one got a fork and the other a sword in their heads? Why does it say there is a samurai in this?

  • What trolling Katana is that??! xD

  • WHAT THE FUCK, is this shit ???!!!

  • I know a LOT about Japanese Samurai and one things for sure is that NO SAMURAI in the world has that type of fucking helmet. That Samurai probably is either a General's Bodyguard, or a Daimyo. BTW, Samurai's DO NOT HAVE SHIELDS, what the fuck gave you that idea?!

  • LOL LOL

  • this is so fucking dumpster shit its actually funny as hell

  • Anyone else notice that both their helmets are obnoxiously gay as fuck?

  • what the fuck?

    that first hammer blow would've killed him nearly instantly, or at least knock him out cold...

  • er....... lmao...?

  • 1:26 he-he-he...

  • garbage...

  • FAIL!!!!

    

  • Thats not even a Katana!

  • WOW just WOW this isnt even samurai vs knight its knight vs mongolian or vandal or other northern asian peoples or chinese. A SAMURAI WILL NOT EVER USE A SHEILD AS IT IS DISHONORABLE!!!!

  • whats the comedy lol

  • I need those hats for my TF2

  • What in the fuck did I just watch

  • Hearts and Armour, one of the silliest and funniest motion pictures to ever disgrace my eyes.....

  • i laughed

  • I think it was a really good comedy movie...for all you people who dislike it.

  • Wow.. now that is 1 big pile of shit..

  • 0:49 for pedo face

  • 1...like everyone else already noted...thats not a Samurai...hes wearing Chinese garb...and iits FAR from accurate by any stretch of the imagination. Add to that the fact that Japanese saw a shield as weakness of courage. The Chinese used shields because they didn't care what you thought because youd be dead soon anyway.. And secondly...even the Knights kit is odd. just my two bits. I was entertained though. lol

  • omgf

  • this is retarded haha.

    but a European knight would probably win in real life anyway, doubt a katana is getting through that armor.

  • @gabba1gabba1hey a katana would cut a knights armor like it didnt even excist before :) a samurais btw would win a knight for like 1000 reasons but the main he was more skilled in sword that a knight! and his sword can cut that armor easily trust me

  • @mklpa123 ''main he was more skilled in sword that a knight!'' It is undoubted that the Samurai would have had a better quality sword then a knight. But I doubt that skill would have been a big separator. Remember Knights were like samurai, aristocrats steeped in warrior tradition, who trained since birth to fight. Europe once had its own sword masters, & marshal arts like the east. Their development abandond & ways forgotten with the early adoption of firearms & gunpowder weapons.

  • @mklpa123 Assuming you are being serious, if you were joking I apologise...

    Samurai knew even plain iron armour would stop a katana, which is why they aimed for vulnerable points - check out "Way of the Warrior - Way of the Samurai [2/4]" by Akab6 on Youtube. Yoroi-toshi daggers, sankaku yari spears etc all suggest specialist methods were needed to penetrate armour.

    Imported namban armours were worn by wealthy samurai as well, suggesting western armour was not inferior.

  • @mklpa123 I never get why people believe samurai would be more skilled. Knights began their training from childhood as well, and if you actually look at medieval swordsmanship (or grappling, or dagger work, or pollaxe) the techniques were just as sophisticated.

  • @gabba1gabba1hey You're absolutely right. Generally no sword will have an easy time against armour.

  • @Railstarfish thanks. I really just based my opinion on weaponry vs armor. iron plated armor, on top of chain mail is probably going to stop the majority of blows from a well made katana or naginata. where as a claymore/poleaxe/hammer/mace/f­lail/hammer etc is going to inflict some massive damage to a samurais armor, since they are blunt crushing weapons. and thats not even taking a well made shield into account.

  • @gabba1gabba1hey You're welcome. Actually when knights wore plate they didn't wear full mail underneath, just small patches under where the gaps in the plate was. Samurai did have a few anti-armour weapons like yoroi-toshi (a type of dagger), tetsubo (staff/mace) or sankaku yari (triangle spear/estoc), but generally a pollaxe would have an advantage.

  • the knights sword looks so cliche and retarded

  • WTF

  • its japanese guy with bucket ob his helmet..........

  • any else notice the sword in the knights helm?

  • @monkeyslapper65 I think its a cross, as in templar knight

  • @monkeyslapper65 i did i was like wtf?

  • @monkeyslapper65 now you mentioned it! lol

  • LOL!!

    am i the only one that thinks this is funny?

    anyways what movie is this from?

  • How the fuck did i get from skyrim to here?!?!?!? 0.o

  • Retarded Samurai Wins. Helmet is more fucked up.

  • Awesome! This is the best action packet movie I have ever see. !!!

  • where is the dragon

  • european warrior > japanese warrior.

  • ...

  • Terrible actors, terrible setting, terrible quality, terrible historical accuracy.

  • What movie is this?

    In the European wars Warriors were more armoured compared to Asians warriors

  • Fun enought for me! People think star wars dwarfs with lightsaber are cool after all. Ths is pretty realistic by comparison :P

  • gay... hahah

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  • that samurai looks like me when I get out of the kitchen

  • LOL

  • Oh so in a forest there is a knight and a random angry Asian trying to kill each other. Ok make prefect sense now.

  • This is pretty stupid.

  • Thats not a Samurai they don't even use shields idiot.

  • *time wasting mode* This is the biggest piece of shit, I've ever seen...

  • buu

    

  • [BLINK] THIS IS WHAT LARPERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE [/BLINK]

  • oh god this is the greatest fight sequence i have ever seen. i can't contain myself right now hahaha

  • soooo it's a knight.. vs an asian knight. i see what you did there..

  • lol how fail it is to be you video

  • Sooo... WHO WON?

  • If that's a maedieval european knight then I'm the legendary Siegfried... and I'm not, as far as I konw:)) And when in history had a european knight fought a samuray?? The feudal Jappan was in isolation at that time, they didn't have any contact with Asia, not mentioning Europe!!! God, this is sooo lame!

  • dafuq

  • Hahaha nice headbutt fatality ending!

  • Thats not a Japanese for the first. And the Armor is more of a Mongol armor than a Samurai armor. The sword is more of a Dao than a Katana so the guys who made this: Good Job at failing so hard that not even Satan will accept you when you die lol

  • That move the japanese used is today called "the good Knight" move. Lol

  • Why did he wee from his mouth at the end.

  • Isn't this a scene from a comedy movie in the 1990s???

  • its just a flesh wound

  • lol.. i dont understand.. where is the samurai??

    this is somewhat missleading...