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[OriginalPinkPenguin]

I love how you are sining "No Digity" PS I'm having a Wheezy Waiter marathon because it's a snow day here in Alabama. Can you believe it? Snow! In Alabama!

[LOLSipopsyum]

Darn I have to switch to a laptop... Anyways *switches*

[283kieran]

XD *Stabbed to death*

*2 Seconds later*

"Well done i am dead now!"

[gracelessdoll]

0:04 loll no diggity

[MsAmateurProductions]

I like the way you work it. No diggity, you got the bagga - Oh hey beardlovers.

What would I do without you, Craig? <3

[BigThickHardD]

That Was Hot ! I don't know if this Armenian guy but man he is one hot bear.

[HenryMonmouth]

Whoa, I was gonna get round to choosing at any second. Honest. I wasn't being negligent.

[kate9987]

ahhh -:( im on my ipod touch so i cudnt choose and he died!!!

[ssbrwl]

Sorry for laughing at your death that I caused for taking too long. I take it back.

[glaztheman]

Its so annoying how i cant click on my iphone!!!

[sniimper]

when the knife came into view, the stupid video froze for loading!

[IPepperz]

Yeah, sorry man. Can't click on my iPhone. Hah

[F0Xhound009]

is this heavy rain?

[GlowStick940]

I can't click on my iPod!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[USER1046]

lol my mouse wasn't working and i was legit scared for your life.

[halenaredvance]

"omg wheezy waiter is dead..." (next day he makes another video) "what?!"

[TheUncharted331]

this was my first wheezy waiter video i ever watched so i was like wtf

[laceypennies]

That's Hot.

[Leahbee14]

I was gonna pick right, and i already clicked it, and you said pick right, and i was like WAITTTTTT. And i saw that it said not to watch that video first, so i went back and pressed left. But it said not to watch that video first either. Cause i thought it meant out of those two. And i ended up watching all three videos for 4 times each for nothing.(:

[F4rl30d]

12 people try to stab him

[Bloodbuster999]

hahaha.... nice effects!..

[bigredification1]

Mmmmmm sexxy wheezy, lol

[F0Xhound009]

is this heavy rain?

[kingwolfyx]

@F0Xhound009 if you dodge either direction, you should lose a finger

[lolandahalf]

100,000 view possibly?

[ShavallAmis]

OMG your chest hair looked like a tatoo in the little pic on the vid i almost got a heart attack xD

[Weegician]

@ShavallAmis i noticwd that also..

[latematt0707]

dodge up

[ifrozetodeath]

I totally jizzed.

[Mr420andres]

Lol

[DowntownDanielbrown]

Notice how the shower isn't on!

[Digitalmenace12]

On my iPod, so you screwed

[charlz41195]

I'm on my iPad. Sorry but ur gunn a have to get stabbed lol

[TheTraveler327]

Sorry, I watched Right dodge first...

[thisisjrtm]

151st COMMENT!

[lishfish]

i clicked the doobly doos and you didnt dodge! i think they broke

[layahxo]

@lishfish You're annotations might be off. Cuz I just saved him :) lol

[AnIcePop]

tehe! I picked left first!

[RickhatesScott]

You should have stopped washing yourself and I would've picked.

[realwarpet]

"If i dodge right he'll miss" *Clicks left* lol

[potatoguyman]

I'm on an iPod touch so annotations don't exist for me :(

[njdss4]

Heh, I noticed that I could hear running water, yet your shower wasn't on. Nice editing. I CHOSE NOTHING MUAHAHA DON'T FOOL US WITH YOUR EDITING SKILLS.

[YoshiBros2333]

i letted him get stabbed cause i had a feeling he was a clone

[theG0BBL3M0NSTER]

haha wheezy, i killed you because i never wanted you to dodge right! mwahahahaha

[MimiLovesBunnies]

I KILLED HIM! TT_TT

[StageNameSadie]

sooo hottt

[EffOne95]

Face, chest....WHY'S THERE NO HAIR ON YOUR HEAD?

[LizTheLyre]

" i like the way you work it, no diggity. got the baggage." this was stuck in my head for WEEKS. i actually sang it out loud in the middle of a math test. i blame you for failing that class.

[LaziAura]

@LizTheLyre ROFL

[RachelMarylinetv]

your water wasnt running...

[Halodingdongtwinkey]

I'm on my itouch and I can't click links :( sorry for killing you :'(

[rinoritymeport]

before the coming out, homoerotic moments always need to be punished with violence

[supermanuman95]

i thought it was a tatoo when seeing it from the bar

[NoOrdinaryGirl777]

haha this was made on my birthday :D yayz I lurvs wheezy

[Sophia2103]

at the beginning of the video when you were taking a shower an ad of soap bubbles popped up on you

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I chose left before you said "choose right"... I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO DIE!

[FlyMe2Freedom]

omg I was too freaked out to choose and now I am saddened.

[everytimewiitouch]

omg. i didn't pick either and now he's dead. oops.

[ConservationOfMe]

Hey Craig, you *shirt*head!

You haven't credited Kevin Macleod for the music.

Thief!

[toastersXftwX]

you beat mustafa

[thedude97000]

lol

[iloveny259]

thumbs up if you noticed the shower water wasnt actually on but the sound was

[FlashUser95]

i picked left xD

[9000Ryan]

nooo I killed you! Crap, I should have picked one.

[nirvana613]

BADDASS CHEST-BEARD OF AWESOMENESS !!!!

[Zombait360]

HAHAahaHAHAHa i totally farted at 0:12 and laughed so fucking hard

[angeanddelaney]

If you watch till the end he stabbes in the front, so, no matter which way he dodged hed still be stabbed.

[Narglesonamistletoe]

I picked dodge left just after you said, pick right because I thought you meant pick the right one. Stupid superstitions about left so that right and right is the same thing.

[Mer1002]

teehee ^_^

[lovelylostlady]

THE ONLY TIME I WILL LEAVE THE POP UP ADD UP.

ohh SHIRT! sorry cap lock my bad.

[notscaredtodance]

oh... my.... JAAAACKPOTTTT

[missymoist]

youtube suggested this vid for me to watch 'cause I watched a Gene Ween video...huh?

Nice blood splatter though...looks good.

[ChuckleKing]

I thought you had a tattoo on your chest in the thumbnail

[PRODVDi]

ARG THE AD WAS BLOCKING THE CHOICES

[nightsfire]

Naakey!

[kindom2010]

I like the way you work it

No diggity, I try to bag it up, bag it up!!!

[TwilightTearsStudio]

I watch on the iPod and I can't flippin' choose! Sorry you got stabbed o bearded one.

[jeryj55]

@TwilightTearsStudio lmao i rarely am on youtube with pc and use ipod. but im on pc right now and ik how it feels, we let him get killed :(

[DelusionalDreamers]

oops i forgot to answer

[rfitzzzzz]

lol shower aint on

[AlienLord22]

geat idea adding that stuff u r a true genius :P

[fermerwuvu]

i waited!:)

[BurbanOwl]

hahaha I was so surprised when the knife came into view that I jumped :D

[JagSmakarSkit]

@BurbanOwl I didn't. 'Cause you spoiled it.

[storry1234]

@BurbanOwl same here i was scared for his beard

[xokiikster]

Black-street's-back-ALL-RIGHT!­

[alexandriamoiz]

DEAR GOD!

[BarryAldridge]

That was hilarious the singing at the beginning.

[TheBoomTube]

oh em gee, you can see me

getting stabbed,

stabbed, stabstabbed,

stabbed, stabbed stabstabbed.

[Spritfireify]

oh no! i cant chose! to many ads!!!! ah!!!

[danlfc87]

The song is no diggity by blackstreet I think

[Tracykae]

what's the song you were singing?!?

[veggtofu]

ahh no! I was too slow!

[ghostwritten87]

This is the second most viewed video on your channel - after four days :) Clearly it's the cheerful title . . .

[hicosha]

Crap I was watching it on a iPod I couldn't choose! Lol

[Aliyns]

hahaha great video man, you rock.

[wilsontech1]

LOL you singing that song is hilarious! haha

[Beandnotbe]

you died 2 times...sorry

[beengoneback]

now i feel dirty for not helping and witnessing a murder.

[BrokenvideosLTD]

keep geting beter dude

[smithboi18]

totally agree with tim.

[timfok44]

if 50% of Americans did this for real the world would a safer place.

[stevil2006]

Get them

[kamphychair]

@timfok44 did wat?

[IrishJayLG]

What song was that at the start

[kkattis]

No diggity by Dr Dre.

[RugbyFootballer]

I do believe the song was sung by Blackstreet

[scratchingcat]

The commercial prevented me from saving you.

[Anything2DoWithFilm]

"OMG there's a man hear with a knife, he's gonna stab me to death."

LMFAO!

[sarvigirl]

Oh, you meant your right...haha, my bad. Hopefully that doesn't happen in a real life situation, or someone would have died. :(

[Tardis910]

Yay for choices!

[littletoyprecincts]

Your right or mine?!

Haha

[pennygoo]

noo! i took too long and now you're dead! damn this indecision!!

[jonasfavefan]

omg your chest has a beard of its own too

[BlueOrchids2009]

hehe great video!

[ANproduction]

OMG im sorry!

haha lol

[lysmeanslily]

the fact that you are singing Blackstreet's No Diggity made my day. That is all oh and i picked the RIGHT one.

[SAsYoungestVloger]

I took too long. Fuck. Sorry dude.

[Cmed1970]

you look so much like my dad. it's uncanny.

[LiterallyTheJoy]

lol, I totally jumped when the knife appeared on screen... both times.

[imhavingmentalblocks]

NO!!!

[mlm21591]

lmao "why am i sill washing myself?"

[TheYolk]

You should start doing naked vlogs. Seriously, 1000 more views/video, I swear.

[DuffBeerLover]

Ha ha ha 3 041 picked left and 3 048 picked right! Well most pepole want you to live!

[saphyreXice]

Chest hair is sexier than beard hair :P But both combined = Uber sexy

[imoanD]

totally thought your chest hair was a tattoo in the thumbnail

awesome.

[lauar21]

Haha! So did I!

[PinkrosTheGnome]

AAAAAAAAAARGH! CHEST HAIR!!! *dies*

[painterger]

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! STRANGE COMMENT! *dies*

[PinkrosTheGnome]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! TOUCHÉ!

[d4dz21]

severe lack of slap bracelet celebration lately. I disapprove.

[Jellybrainish]

I don't want to choose! I want to keep having naked time with you!

[zerohundredlol]

This really made my night. I'm studying and it's kind of akin to being stabbed, so seeing someone else stabbed helps.

[kylieBBQ]

I bet most people picked left.

Even though we all love Craig...

D:

[asimplecadence]

n_n I love you Craig Benzine. You're hilarious!

[REMsleeper428]

I didn't choose! I'll chose when I replay.

[INSERTDOGHERE]

Thats TOP n.n

[worthlesspeon13]

I've honestly reached the point where I could comfortably favorite your videos before watching them, and still know it would be true

[toastnuances]

lol this is funny because it's true

[TheHumanApple]

The buttons! Where are they?

[notreallyasuperhero]

Ha ha, is the shower even on?

[beanieandbear]

i chose left first

[CrazyCanine2001]

You are awesome

[cringkamp]

oh wheezy, you are the hero of you tube

[sagwakitty15]

u have one HOT body

[Jobexi]

Crazy stuff, man.

[SavannahCullen]

"OMG there's a man here with a knife." XDD priceless.

[CanadianB0y]

man weezy ur the awesome :D

[l00lie999]

gahh, I want you. :)

[francijoe]

You are so cute.....

[brilady1304]

HAHAHA...Blackstreet, nice.

[DragonFire381]

I'm sorry I took so long to choose!

[SnailThing]

you have really low water pressure

[mrsalberti]

No Diggity No Doubt, Play on Playa

[dracocaeli]

wow.. your videos are so spread apart T_T

omg, the blood part was horrific

[mnapier74]

Why would we play again? To see you die? :)

[splicegrrl]

Could you please post an additional video (like you did for your Indiana Jones theme song) with a complete recording of you singing "No Diggity"? Thank you, sir. LOL.

[CoolJohnDog]

Hahahaha, that was unexpected.

[mnapier74]

I think it's funny how even though you're faced with the possibility of being stabbed, you still have the presence of mind to continue scrubbing your chest. I mean, who wants to stab a dirty chest?

[TwIsTeDSiStEr99]

when the annotations come so does the ad

[hearkatrinaroar]

woah that scared me! and i accidentally pressed left before you said dodge right..

[dangerouslytalented]

Your advertisers have it in for you. The ad covers up the buttons. It killed you.

[patnchrisnmary]

Make more shower scenes, lol.

[dneujahr87]

Sorry you're dead again. Do you ever get tired of dying? Must be a real bummer to die all the time. I think this is the third time this year I've seen you die. Kudos to you for always resurrecting.

Wait, no wink?

[dangerouslytalented]

Winks are for victory.

[thepeteris]

Your shower doesn't appear to be on...

[wheezynews]

that's weird. it is actually on in the shot.

[thepeteris]

You can definitely see it on the other two videos, but in this one the lighting was different or something...

Either that or your a liar and used your videoediting skills to deceive us. You could have just been standing there and later added in the shower noise. Faker! Next I bet it will turn out that you don't even really have a clone.

[honkifuh8bush123]

love it :D

yay first page :]

[RandomShadowMan]

LMAO nice job.

[DanniGirl2005]

Leave it run till the end.

[ElLapiz24]

seeing you in the shower gave me a boner

[pinky2389]

i feel awkward watching u in the shower lol

[youhurtmehbrain]

YAY!! new one...

[mydemolitionlover]

YAY! Love WW!

[jbrowsingj]

oh goddd I waited and now you're dead.

I feel awful :3