VEAS 12

[DemonGroceryStore]

I think right about now is when FOX stopped showing this show, I should probably start watching the original episodes again so I can get more of the jokes later on.

[fortheloveofketchup]

I love Van's ooooOOOOoohh!! It's the awesomest bit of Van IMHO.

[RaptureKing1]

Monty Python references ftw.

[guibin]

"my genes are just recessive"

"which ones?"

"all of them!!!"

[patricksk1123]

hah knights of the round table song

[jmccu100]

HAY FOLCAN lol 

[dudeisodumb]

"Did ya fu*k her or not? Gawd! C'mon, be decisive." 

[evilmurderproduction]

Intro = win

[Aelkamal]

"OY ! Fogen !" awesom that old guy is!

[Aelkamal]

monty python never gets old...

[Slave2thedrago]

"my genes are just recessive, thats all!"

[SwordofKnowledge]

"Which one?"

"ALL OF THEM!"

[Chippermonkey33]

Millerna said "condom" and it wasn't replaced with "bagel". It looks like the AAAA is shirking their duties.

[jdl330]

yay

[th3m4jor]

@Chippermonkey33 Someone at FoxKids wasn't paying attention.

[sanitarium15]

I wonder when or if there will be a knights of nii ref! NII!

[wienkmaster]

Monty Python FTW

[spartan117825]

son of a bitch, you beat me to it!

[wienkmaster]

oops -shrugs-

[spartan117825]

oh well. wait, why does Allen look like a Blond haired, womanizing Sephiroth?

[wienkmaster]

HOLY S*** YOUR RIGHT!

[AuroraCelest]

Ah Jesums! Now Yurius comes in(3:32)? I'm just waiting for Guts to come by and kill that little bastard, Chid.

[MrDKH]

At first I thought you (Hbi2k) had reused an old ep's op, but after some rewatching, I concluded that you instead reused sceences from afew of your op's, and that this was fairly common thing done in your op's. A lot of magic died right then and there.

[Ichigo29440]

I loved the emperor's voice I always laugh when I hear it XD

[NeverAloneForever]

2:06! What?

[NeverAloneForever]

lol 0:20 looks like Brock's disguise.

[yandmforever]

It's official. The recessive genes scene is the funniest thing I have ever seen in abridging. And I've seen a lot.

[TokiAlbatou]

What? My genes are just recessive thats all.

Which ones?

ALL OF THEM!!

My favorite quotes :D

[omikun17]

did you f*ck her or not? LOL

[echlfan]

glad to see you back on the horse there hbi2k hope you are feeling better and stay healthy

[NinjabushZ]

best veas opening ever

[teamDN]

My genes are just recessive! ...All of them!

[Grahav]

Kind of short but good that pesky pork flu is gone.

[phastinemoon]

I just saw Escaflowne thirteen -- I can just imagine what the abridged episode will be like:

Duke: "This is the super secret Atlantis doomsday machine. It is our sacred duty to protect it from falling into the wrong hands -- you must never turn it over to the enemy, Chid. Never, ever, ever, ever."

Chid: "Got it, si-"

Duke: *Bleh* "Okay, I changed my mind."

[HisLordshipTheOwl]

Short, but sweet. Nice to see you slowely getting back onto your feet.

Despite its length, this is still quite good. Emperor Dornkirk's comments on building a future-engine is awesome! Plus, the bloopers at the end are lulz-tastic. Good stuff

[Cujoh]

20 years building a machine that could see the future

if i knew that a little girl could do that i would have got married and mined one of those in 9 months

Best line of the Series

na just good in a short episode like this

[Nanook128]

Hey hbi2k, do you have any comment on the state of Gantz the filler chronicles? I'm not trying to be one of those pushy persons who does not understand you do in fact have a life to deal with, but would love to know whats been going on with it.

[carlm88]

say happy your back...waited a long time hope we don't have to wait that long agin

[Halfhuman42]

Lamo Monty Python

[hbi2k]

Shet yo' mouf!

[yagami0345]

You tell 'im!

[zerothes9807]

@hbi2k  But Im just talkin bout HBI2K!

[freaklesfunky13]

@hbi2k I know I'll get spamed but I'll do it anyway.

"SHET YO' MOUF!!!"

[OdinLowe]

@hbi2k

Fetcher le vache!

[makosharkman]

@hbi2k just curious do you take request?

[HPAnimeFreak]

@hbi2k I think he just meant LMAO, because there's no one who could say "lamo" when talking about Monty Python

[Majin0KidBuu]

Great to see you're back.

[felineshadow0221]

hello hbi2k glad ur feeling better! welcome back myew!

[vl0k]

Don't die for us hbi2k. The truth is we like the show. but when your sick and maybe die. we will sadly all cry for you. So get better soon and then think about making a new episode. (if your female friend allows it,)

[CaptianMCcool]

what was the intro song?

[hanerei]

come be decisive XDDD

[TusbasaNoAMVPro]

EPIC, You got Vegeta in this episode

[zrg48]

You sure gave that virus a good ass kicking.

[SugarCape]

so Allen IS the father!

[formless777]

Was there ever any doubt ? He was his father in the non-abridged series, why wouldn't Playboy Allen be the father in VEAS ?

[QshesshoumaruQ]

My genes are recessive ok.

Which ones?

All of them!!!!

[13darkjems]

glad your all better :3

[GhostFriendly]

I was a bit worried these episodes would make fun of the Duke a bit much (the poor guy's put up with enough trouble already, and not ungraciously too), but it turned out very tasteful. Another very funny episode.

Pity all the obviously implications in the Duke's initial speech too Allen didn't get in there.

[adamwestslapdog]

i would say "your new episode was awesome" but that would be like saying "the sun came up today"

so i'll just rate 5 stars and be on my way

[xlhotlx]

dude r u almost done with the next majoras mask episode?

[MasterAsra]

Nice blooper real. XD

[blacklight206]

There was a lot of plot development in this episode.

[Valnaught]

ALL OF THEM!!!

[SonRyu]

best line of the episode

[1aundulxaldin]

Why does Van have no true grasp on the concept of Angst? LOL

[Disukehyuga]

ever had the sudden feeling like you should hurt sombody?

[blackkitty369]

That was shockingly short. It was still good.

[bloodtrinitypluse]

blooper real, blooper real, blooper real blooper real blooper real(if you havent guessed, i want a blooper real

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

blooper reel?

[MarlsAni]

That last line sounds like something off South Park

[Saiga6]

Haha!

Genetics jokes!

[Gaara122889]

"what? my genes are just recessive that's all.... ALL OF THEM!!!"

[GodOfPlague]

best line of the episode

[moneyforshort]

hahaha the very last quote was the best.

[MasklessVaizard]

Really like your new opening music.

btw, good to hear you feeling well.

[AtticusBlackwolf]

yayy monty python<3 glad to see you're back abit. Get better soon. I loved the scene with Folken and the emperor.."sarcasm" LOL

[seijuruhiko]

OMG i demand a blooper video! omg! funny shit!

[ateat2]

finnaly!:D

[StrikerSL9]

Not hbi2k's best, but better than I could expect from anyone overcoming an illness. Good luck with your health hbi.

"ALL OF THEM!"

[braindead684]

back from swine flu I see.

[WTFNoJutsu]

Short and sweet.

[chiissu]

if only maury povich was here. he could settle this. with chix with J cup implants and fat babies and lie detectors and really ugly guests xD

[TheOffenda]

Hey aint no test out there that gonna say that baby mine. LOL Look at his neck it dont look nothin like mine.

[raininess]

XD I love how you still keep going with the Chid's father thing. I think I'll miss that after the little guy isn't around anymore.

[secretagentmatsuda]

go monty python

[SXAbridged]

Don't know why people are saying this was short. Many of hbi's Berserk and Gantz episodes were just as short; and there are plenty of other abridgers who've released episodes around four minutes of length. Hell, LK's first episode was around four minutes long.

Besides, it's not the length that matters; it's how you use it!

... or so I'm told. :p

[StrikerSL9]

Well yeah, but it worked in Berserk (and to a lesser extent Gantz) because he still could use really spontaneous humor because he was never working with more than one or two other VAs.

Escaflowne abridged seems to make up for lack of spontinaity (relative to Berserk) with the sheer quantity of jokes.

Not that I'm complaining about this episode. It's not nearly as good as hbi's best stuff, but it's better than ANYONE ELSE could ever do combating an illness.

[theshuthdar]

woo hoo it's back

[ShaoLimper]

On second thought, let's not go to camelot.

[flareaman123]

I LOVE PARCHEESI!!

[MST3Kbot]

YAY HEALTH! May be if I had asked for Youtube comments after I found out I was alergic to bees by getting stung by six of them I would of stopped throwing up fast...

[uzoma0024]

welcome back

[takeo13051]

ok hbi2k you are back thank God you are all right, it is good to have you back

[Ezekieru]

WHOOOOP! My opening was used! Huzzah! <3

[nintendostarpower]

short

[MasamuneBuster]

anybody care to explain 3:46?

[TheLameasaurus]

glad to see you're better. good stuff as usual.

loved the ending with the duke and the out takes :P

[acz0]

ALL OF THEM! awesome and it only lasted 4 minutes

Did you fuck her or not be decisive lol

[lozfoe444]

Well not the best, but the bloopers helped.

Oh and I might have accidentally pressed flag on my iPhone. Sorry

[RuleOfThunder]

I KNEW not to drink and watch this! I knew it, but did it anyway. (sigh) That's yet another keyboard to replace! I hope you're happy! XP

[grimmjow592]

dude this new ep. made my day glad to see you're back on your feet.

[toonadict]

did ya fuck her or not? Quit bein so damn indecisive

[FEnM]

"My gene are just recessive!"

[snerk]

"Oh, God, I'm so glad I don't have any orifices below the neck..."

Thanks for that image, guys.... ~_~

I'm glad you're feeling better, hbi!

[EdgeyvonKarma]

"Did you fuck her or not, be decisive!"

Best outtake. Ever.

[Nick3889]

WOW vegeta as the king FTW!!!!!!

[Ubekiddin]

Glad ur better hbi2k

[Thysane]

Yet another awesome episode, mr. hbi2k. Glad to see you're up and about again.

Also, those outtakes are hilarious.

[TwinkleLightProd]

The four-minute wonder returns! Glad to hear you're doing better hbi2k.

[Stmurda23]

lol great episode

so is HBi2k feeling better?

[YanSui01]

i spewed coffee at that last outtake.  ^^;

[StellarOmega]

But FF3 aside nice video hbi. Glad you're well again.

[itachi1217]

I live the FF6 music for the bad guys lair.

[StellarOmega]

I think it was the song when sabin (and possibly shadow) sneak into the base while the soldiers are attacking doma.

DON'T HOLD ME TO THAT!

[clarkbrett84x]

Yes it is but it also is in a number of other places. Well I love the FF3 music it was really good for 16 bit.

[ShinigamiDuoDS]

hey!! nice to see you recovered HNI2K!! ^___^ glad you're feeling better!

[HPAnimeFreak]

YAY! You'de back. And in that time you were gone, I've been watching Escaflowne. I didn't realize how much you actually used real lines.

[Nja109]

Monty Python FTW

[NinjabushZ]

guess who 's back back again hbi2k is back tell a friend

[Coleslayer9]

Escaflowne filler. ugh.

But what can you do when there's only 26 episodes and a movie? speaking of which are you going to do the movie? Cause that would be funny as hell!

[w07v3r]

"my genes are just recessive."

"which ones?"

"ALL OF THEM!"

Bwaa good stuff! Loving it like it's a batch of brownies smothered in fudge! - which is something i love a lot. ^,^

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

hbi2k is back! Hoorah!

And good episode, man! Well done. =D

[dragonmasterx12]

good episode

[mirageknight24]

Glad you're all okay now!

[Pitraptor]

You're alright now yay hawaii!!

[zealfairy777]

lmao! I can't get enough of the diary reading lol!

[easilyentranced]

The dilivery on that "All of them!" line gets me every time. Hahahaha

[daveshn]

Kind of short, but glad to see you're back.

[krislindenmurh12]

yah your alive

[twilightwindwaker]

I don't think the intro music quite fits this anime. I could of gotten meself married and made one of those in 9 months. That tiger girl has a weird look in her eyes 1:39 XD. I'm not using my powers to help you kill people. I know that must of been disturbing but you could save a lot of lives. Prince Chid is my son! My genes are just recessive. Which ones? ALL OF THEM!

[13yond13day]

Duke Freid sounds like vegeta!

[Fallenangelzelos]

"My genes are resesive!"

"Which ones?"

"ALL OF THEM!!!"

Haha, that was great.

[Kuri1ane1chan]

Lovely. Tad bit short, but lovely none the less :)

[littlemegamonkey]

great opening.

[jthecrimson]

lol broken condom

[Kingakuzutto]

Good to know you're feeling better ^^.

[RatanakLm]

My Genes are recessive okay?!

Which ones?

ALL OF THEM!

[dapanzy]

love the Monty Python music in the beginning :D

[raze667]

Good to have you back Hbi2k. Hope you're feeling better.

[Takagou]

Yay! Good to know your feeling better, Hbi. This episode was very you; hilarious, witty, and short enough to keep me wanting more.

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! AWESOME ENDING! xD

[commandervulkan]

I lurve you hbi2k

[FrobmanAKATillman]

Guess nobody knows what angst is, nor what it's good for. That, and it's turned into some sort of Soap Opera of sorts.

And sort of misread the credits, when I thought Duke Fried was Duke Fleed from Grendizer, so I was expecting to see that character. Ah well.

[nate556]

angst is another word for anxiety. Basically, negative emotions.

[dirtyred90]

Funny as always. Short & sweet. Thanx. Hope u guys get better soon! ^_^

[Hayabusa449]

For some reason that stinger seems familiar...

[1VIA1Alido]

Welcome back! Your work is the best so far good sir!

[70sJEBUS]

lol loved the end. "Did ya F*** her or not? come on be decisive." xDDDDDD

[TwilightSage89]

Yes, he has all the recessive genes....like Liquid Snake whom also was a blond haired, blue eyed weirdo with daddy issues.

[MBelasko12]

Great stuff as always hope you're feeling better.

[kingboru121]

Love the oppening song classic gag. Glad that your feeling better as well.

[neoneolady]

all of them! lol

[gohanRULEZ]

Awesome Episode! Happy 2 see your better.

[giomole]

i wonder if hbi2k will have anything interesting to say as to why he keeps changing the opening.

[Oblivion124]

Badass, nice short/sweet episode.

I was wondering who would give that kind of hilariously overblown delivery, then I saw Vegeta3986 in the credits. Of course.

[NinjaShadowTails]

I'm happy to find out your feeling better., and great job on this esp, man.

[GleamingBlade1]

glad youre feeling better

[Zombifaction]

Why are you so freakin funny!

I love it!

[ldgoodpobad]

Good stuff I am glad that everyone is feeling better.

[biggamerjh1]

Glad to have you back man

[ZoidsBN]

Bloopers!!! LOved them!

[Ameute]

loved the opening and bloopers. Should I be sad for this show that the most that has ever happened was just summed up in 60secs? XD

[DavidStill]

Glad to see you and everyone is well again, hbi2k!

[DamuEmran]

Recessive genes............Reminds me of Metal gear Solid

Liquid and his recessive genes and daddy issues

[nitemaric]

hahaha

[Som1stolemycookie]

haha Shied said it all.... I agree its short but at least we got a new episode! Thanks! and Welcome back!!

[DairunCates]

Short episode, but some great lines in this episode. I'm just glad to see you didn't stick with the Fox joke and cut off the series entirely after last episode.

[brigbjones]

WAY WAY TO SHORT!!!!

other than that.....

omg my hbi2k fan-boy is back yay!!!!!!

oh my god did you f$%K her or not ?

come on be decisive

best joke evah!!!!!

[SabinleRose]

Its Abridged for a reason. -gonk-

[psycogo]

More Holly--I mean, the Emperor. Totally, what are they going to do without him? (Wander through space aimlessly for a couple of seasons increasing their belt size?)

[madmadameminx]

Huzzah for outtakes!

[deathsheep]

My Genes are just recessive!

Which ones?

ALL OF THEM! XD

[redmustang03]

You didn't get swine flu HBI2K did you?

[Excalibur01]

LOL, Monty opening!

[12ealDeal]

loved it!

[halfdragonhal]

did you f$%# or not come on

[SageVallant]

Wait, who other than Hbi2k was sick? Anyway, good to hear people are healthy again.

lol. The Knights of the Round Table song.

Seemed really short after the last couple. But, 'tis an episode where nothing much happens.

[AetherSingularity]

Good job.

[0TeamEA0]

I love bloopers...lol

Glad to see your doing well, hbi2k!

[themangafrak]

glad you got better hbi2k keep dong this

[thehulk86]

PRINCE SHEID IS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SON!!!!!!! lol

[CyberdarkMaster]

Awesome.

[roboticeye]

Did ya F*#$& her or not...god be decisive. lol