Dadchelor Parties, Diapers & Beer

[nbrown0021]

why the hell do you get the party before the baby comes? because your a man? and i'm a woman and suppose to like just sitting around eating cupcakes (as i'm already fat, because im pregnat) at my babyshower? you know, if you didnt want the responsibilities which come with having a baby, then you shouldn't be having a baby. I enjoy drinking, and partying as much as the next guy...so to be fair? you don't get a "go out and get drunk party", because i don't, we got knocked up, so, there ya go.

[totyny1]

mofackin daiprs - UNLEASH YOUR BLACKNESS, JR!

[LibertyInProgressNOW]

In the woman's defense, I'm sure it's not that they think their fiance is going to leave them for a stripper, but it's the sole purpose of thinking that they would fuck when they're planning on getting married soon. In my opinion, as great of a fantasy as that sounds, it's fucked up. Why would a girl ever marry a guy if they knew they were going to fuck the stripper at the bachelor party? Who knows... maybe there are some chicks that are okay with that? I know I wouldn't be okay with it, though.

[blue4arekkusu]

@LibertyInProgressNOW I agree. I don't mind that that my fiance watches porn, or may on occasion attend a strip club with some of his buddies, or make comments about some hot chick on tv, but it would bother me if he had a stripper at his bachelor party... I know he wouldn't deliberately cheat on me, but I worry that he might get drunk enough to have sex or start fondling her, and I'm sure his drunk friends would encourage it. I'm not a prude, but I'd be against having the stripper there.

[ScamallDorcha]

god the annotations are so fucking hilarious!!

[InfamousArmstrong]

interesting euphemisms...

[knucklez92]

im not paying child support parties are better

[chinesechef]

always Steve the audio guy, is there another steve?

[suchAnoob]

HangUygur > Hangover

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

Why are they talking about having the "last" beer and gambling for the "last" time before the kid comes? How does a child prevent you from having some drinks :S. Is that how it is in America haha? Weird, in Germany the fathers drink all the time...and so do the grandfathers. Everyone wins.

[eeedel]

@hotsizzleakadafizz are you gonna have time for all that with a newborn in the house?

[onlypolar]

Getting married doesn't appeal to me.

[jules8903]

I hate this attitude that men who do what they are "supposed to" i.e. support their family should be rewarded. It's so condescending.

[eeedel]

@jules8903 why? the men who dont do what theyre "supposed to" are rewarded reality tv shows, seats in govt power ect & MORE goes to WOMEN who are total POS mothers/wives. The court system is built to completely shit on men. "Dadchelor Parties" arent anymore "REWARDING" than babyshowers(which men arent invited to in the 1st place).

[eeedel]

@jules8903 Pregnancies are centered around woman(understandable to a point).. if a marriage happens before - THAT is centered around the woman; TWO RINGS, a dress (you KEEP) and everything is planned to YOUR specifications... dude rents a tux... period. Whos exactly getting an overabundance of rewards here as far as doing what theyre "supposed to"? Women who have a hard-on for griping over men having fun and making a big deal over shit HE's "SUPPOSED TO" give a shit about is fucking retarded.

[lilpoindexter]

I want to cum on Ana's face and tits.

[MrsD7777]

Pampers cost waaaay more than Beer, so its a WIN for the Dad! :P

[arockstar18]

"We went to Vegas, then drove across the desert, and destroyed a house-- anyway..." Wait, what was that last part? Please elaborate.

[corbinmichael123]

Ana's like-"don't ask, don't tell" 'cause she can't wait for her bachelorette party. At least that's what it seems like.

[newarksgreatest]

@corbinmichael123 In an older clip she said that she thought at bachelor parties the fiance is supposed to bang the stripper, so I'm not surprised.

[corbinmichael123]

@newarksgreatest I wonder if she'd REALLY be as open minded if it was HER fiancé banging a stripper the night before their wedding? Then again, I wonder what SHE'D be doing at the same time during her bachelorette party?

[mjtajik]

ohhhhh gooodddd

your show become dumber and dumber!!!

Gooodddd !!! get rid of the girl in the show!!!

[eeedel]

@mjtajik Shes been here for like 5 years. YOURE the new person. So maybe WE should get rid of YOU.

[shwee7]

The baby shower is for the BABY. Not the mother or the father. People who make the baby shower about them should not be having children. Both mother and father can attend the baby shower. It's not like if the dad attends, he'll burst into flames. Come on people.

[Wikimedian]

gosh ana is soo stupid. she tries to act open-minded by saying she's a guy if a stripper fondles her fiance but when they're married, it's over. okay, so of course i think that would be a pretty lousy marriage if the husband wanted to do that and if the wife let him, but put that aside. why on earth would she allow it before the wedding and not after. there's at least some integrity in allowing him to do the same before and during the marriage. ana's such a dummy.

[thirtyoneuniform]

ana, the inexperienced, 24-year-old, childless pot smoker has NO FUCKING CLUE what she's talking about.

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GOOD DADS HAVE ALWAYS TAKEN CARE OF THEIR KIDS. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A TIME WHEN GOOD DADS DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS.

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she talks about the 1950s like she was there, but really she got her ignorance from the fucking oxygen channel.

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only the SHITTY husbands/fathers have ever expected the women to do all the work at home.

[ooMONKEYoo]

@thirtyoneuniform You're an idiot.

[thirtyoneuniform]

@ooMONKEYoo haha, lol... "ouch".

[CHAOSoriginal]

Definitely not the plot to the Hangover 3.

[mschristy1976]

Good idea..Isn't like 4 packs of diapers equal to the price of a keg? lol

[J3yblivion]

BOOBANIES

[bobbytiger]

Cenk.

Can't wait for tomorrow,

to see how you spin the "Weiner" resignation.

I suspect that you will blame George Bush for that too, no?

[BarackMcBush]

@bobbytiger Nope ,We only blame "W" for being "Asleep at the Switch" on 9/11 , helping to crash the economy in 2008 (That cost the U.S 7 Trillion $ and the World 50 Trillion) and starting 2 wars (the 1st one should have lasted 6 months and the 2nd one shouldn't have happened at all) Beside that .it's all good!

[bobbytiger]

@BarackMcBush

You have learned the liberal talking points well, Grasshopper.

For that,

you shall receive an official "President" Obama gold star.

Congradulations.

[BarackMcBush]

@bobbytiger Actually ,it sounds like you are ideologue, I am no "Obamabot" , I care now for Obama about as much as Cenk does , and I supported McCain in 2000 , "W" should have hit Afghanistan like his father did to Iraq in Desert Storm ,Hit them hard then get out quick , as for those economic #'s numbers, Read the "Hard Left" analysis done by Forbes business magazine and the Wall-street journal ,the business FACT section ,not the opinion section .

[EvilFingers]

I know alot of "Dadchelors" that still party after their first kid.

[soundslave]

I prefer the 'It's OK! she's not pregnant!' parties. Far more fun.

[masterkayaki]

dadchelor is the single saddest word in the english language

[darkspeed62]

LMFAO @ 2:48 Jayar with "wait, who brings the beer 'n' who brings the diapers?" lmfao fucking classic.

[NaziGOPBallmer]

I think they forget to mention that females do the same when they have their own bachelor's party.

[livingeasi]

Moral of the story: Don't get married, don't have babies.

[12235117657598502586]

Jayar is obviously really valued for the excellent 'background' work he does...But I do like it when Cenk, Anna or Ben invite Jayar to comment, because his input is usually valid and he tends to add a different perspective to the discussion!

[saprissa9]

Daaammmnnn Ana, you are such a cool girl.

[NikEgUy101]

Ana became perfect girl when she said she doesn't care.

[damaxterpiece]

let me rub boobies without getting in trouble!!!....Ana for the win!!

[PaulG85]

Loved watching Ana wiggle in the chair.

[jahs389]

Rubs her boobanies on him then fine whatever. Ana is so funny!

[dhebert111]

I thought we were the only ones to do that diaper thing, new brunswic, Canada. everyone brings over a pack of diapers, we bring our own booze though, and aside from the bachelor party this is probably the second best drunks we can get in. The women aren`t around to set the limits and we get shitttfaced, hammered, drunk. The chicks usually have there shower thing around that time too, not at the same night cause we need a lot of drivers. Even the guys who don`t drink end up shitfaced.good times

[pocoapoco2]

@2:19 Anna sounds like she very recently gave up a lot of diapers.

[lbss1238062]

Anna you would be the best fiance in THE WORLD!

[ManicRaider]

For my bachelor party me and my wife will agree to these Do's and Don'ts. Do: spank, fondle, rub and stroke. Don't: Bang. It's as easy as that.

[saluteyourshortskid]

new favorite word...Boobanies...thanks Anna

[Death2fairytales]

Thank god cenk didnt have a daughter. Can you imagine? Cenk-Dad, Asian Mom... disaster.

[GoDiglet]

Cenk we all know you like cakes fat ass

[lordinvishil]

Ana's little dance was amazing

[trekkie108]

yeah Anna, men never took care of their kids before now...... (roll eyes)

[chrispriveco]

Just when I thought that my crush on Ana couldn't get any bigger... BOOM! She shows that she's even MORE awesome than I thought.

[marjoe32]

i wish all woman werwe like anna

[sushimitten]

I love how Ana made a point of saying "Not used diapers" OFCOUUURRSE they're not used! lol

[RedWinterHero]

Can someone explain to me how Cenk destroyed a house?

[MaryJesusJoseph]

I have no problem with this--but I hate the name "dadchelor"--it's just awful.

[aaronsande]

Ana's all about this, but tell me, Ana, do you plan on having a male stripper at your baby shower? =D

[banditontherun1024]

@aaronsande are you applying for the job?

[aaronsande]

@banditontherun1024 I'm the last guy she'd want stripping for her. Not only am I not latino, but I'm about 40 lbs overweight ;D

But, sure, if she'd have me, I'd do it.

[Zlibservacratican]

Cenk is a father? Must be tough, working two jobs while being a father.

[hevyAccel]

Ana's back, reading us the front page of the Huffington Post. I'm so glad I don't have to read anymore. 

[xTheDynastQueenx]

My husband will love this.

[onlyMTBlade]

I feel bad for Jayar, I have the same chair that he is sitting in and it fucking sucks my ass and back are killing me in it. Cenk get this guy a better chair.

[chrispriveco]

@onlyMTBlade I've got the same shitty chair too lol

[Spudfish93]

Haha, I want my wife to be as accepting as Ana :D

[VietHetzer]

Anas lookin extra sexy in that dress

[tommysch]

If you dont wake up in a Thai jail, your not drunk enough.

[menthol5]

Have the stripper mount my pylon-of-pleasure for one last fling - oh yeah!

[audadvnc]

Duh-chelor Party! Diddler Party!

Whores and Crack! I want my Country Back!

[helookslikefamousppl]

@MrDecember18 Saw it on Animal Planet.

[sera7ares]

Wow now I wanna marry Ana.

[kerrykhaos1985]

In Lawton oklahoma we call it a diaper party

[Dantinus]

A Dadchelor party makes a lot more sense than a Bachelor party.

[JJoneEIGHTY]

so you cant party after you have had kids? pfffffft......

[bbenally88]

men today have become pussies and whipped. haha, jk. No matter how true it is.

[ilotitto]

CENK.PLEASE.replace.Ben.for.Ja­yar.(spacebar.damaged)

[defect530]

@ilotitto lol sorry about your space bar

[boricuamm707]

@ilotitto Hahah that sucks that happened to me before.. sticky keys? Gigigty

Nah I like Ben, they are both cool but they're different.

[Richardisdorky]

Why didn't anyone mention eleven years ago before my son was born. I've been at home dad for more then a decade, and nobody threw me a party.

[BitterCanuck]

Why the fuck would you celebrate the end of your freedom? Bachelor parties, and "Dachelor parties" make zero sense. Should just call them castration parties, or your nuts in her purse parties. Breeders sicken me.

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

@BitterCanuck it's not celebrating the loss of your freedom, it's an event to exercise your freedom one last time before you lose it.

[biggydx]

Ana. The most awesome woman ever.

[cpufightclub]

@biggydx Ana is so hot.

[Aspire198]

Omg this is genuinely one of the sweetest things I've ever heard off :D

[finerbiner]

Men, always encourage breast feeding. It is way better in helping the baby develop its immune system. A woman(your wife) can pump and store breast milk, but chances are she won't. This can get you a lot more sleep.

[595o]

@miscuser69 It's a challenge some might want to pursue, and maybe they once get something back.

[131x]

Humans who procreate are fucking retarded.

[pef23]

@miscuser69 Once you grow up you will understand

[Thibsey]

omg ana is the most reasoneable woman ever

[Deedovich]

winner winner chicken dinner!

[Mushman15]

@rimdimwave I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn my child gay, I have younger brothers and my homosexuality has no influence on them, gay is birth, not a choice, educate yourself twat

[TweekDash]

I went out to "Wet the baby's head" when my Neice and Nephew were born (:

It wasn't considered a Dadchelor party, that's a really geeky term.

[98bigbutt]

Dadchelor Parties? This comes to show you how the American people are major retards.

[helookslikefamousppl]

You do realize that stay at home dads live shorter lives right?

[Capng123]

Ana's SO full of shit at the end of this clip. There's not a woman alive who's okay with the thought of her man banging the stripper after his bachelor party.

Unless of course she's actually naiive enough not to realize that's what Cenk actually meant...

[narezul]

@Capng123 i think shes saying the sensible thing: who cares about a stripper stripping. i dont think she was implying yeah who cares if my fiancee bangs a stripper. but yeah the dont ask dont tell thing confuses. i cant imagine someone genuinly not wanting to just not know about bein cheated on

[595o]

@Capng123 Who said something about banging?

[Capng123]

@595o Cenk seems to be (rather heavily) implying it.

[595o]

@Capng123 I thought he just meant having a little bit fun this direction but not the real thing.

[metalkreatorx37]

Jayar is like the laid back friend in the group that doesn't really like to say much but when he does it's on point; and the guy likes it like that. maybe Jayar feels the same thing about himself as an anchor. I'm pretty sure Cenk must have asked him to anchor but Jayar probably feels like he is better with the "to the point" one liners than just talking for hours. i know cause i'm that guy in the group.

[coadynoel]

@metalkreatorx37 That was a little self serving.

[CHAOSoriginal]

@metalkreatorx37 You just blew my fuckin' mind.

[NY1love]

diapers and beer this is the gayest event ever haha

[kazooga1234]

guys go to baby showers now and its kind of a unisex thing and guys like it as much as girls

[Unetymological]

Why isn't Jayar an anchor? And good on Cenk for destroying a house :D

[Unetymological]

Why isn't Jayar an anchor?

[NY1love]

@Unetymological Jayar is a producer.

[latinluigi]

I will inseminate Ana so cenk can go to his first baby shower.

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

Now we need to make sure, that men get an equal chance by divorce

[Mushman15]

@miscuser69, then why do straight ppl bitch when willing gay parents want their kids!?

[ridimwave]

@Mushman15 thats easy their afraid the gay person would influence the child to be gay or confused. its scary to think of a world with men who want to have sex with men. because when men want vice dame people get raped. and thats every straight mans nightmare rape

[pef23]

@ridimwave What the fuck are you talking about? Does this have anything at all to do with this vid?

[595o]

@ridimwave Yeah, better leave the kids in the children's home! :->

[Canadahhhh]

@miscuser69 Because kids are awesome and they eat banana sometimes

[mvallieres]

Cenk destroyed a house in Vegas!!!

[ninjapig2011]

@mvallieres I wanna hear that story

[luckstergal]

Jayar needs to be one of the anchors. XD

[OcularPolitics]

@luckstergal lol xD

I think anchors are for crappy nightly TV, they're just hosts :P

I agree though, but Jayar doesn't seem to want a front-line seat, he doesn't like too much attention.

[luckstergal]

@OcularPolitics The word 'host' slipped my mind. XD Sorry.

[TAz69x]

LOL, I think I'd celebrate with a bullet to the temple...

I ~NEVER~ want kids!

...I'll just go pick up another parent's failed dreams from a random Junior High School if I get that desire...

o.O

[Sykotix1]

@TAz69x

I don't think that sentence came out quite how you meant it :P

[TAz69x]

@Sykotix1 haha, they never do,

=P

hopefully it can be inferred

=3

[metallicafannick]

Jayar always makes the best points

[ThatBlackPanda]

first...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[weedfiend1000]

b.y.o.d.