This is awesome. Why? I'll be able to make at least 40 different voicemails, including multiple fake numbers for when people attempt to call me, they hear the number and try calling again, not realizing they actually have the right number. Make sense? Good. Old Spice man is on a horse.
My voicemail: Hello! This voicemail is now DIAMONDS! SWAN DIVE! You have dialed: (my phone number). The tall, accomplished man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're polishing their monocle smile while playing a sweet, sweet lullaby for children with two mallets on their ab-xylophone. I'm on a horse.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6
LADIES look at me, look at him, BACK TO ME, yes sadly I'm not him. But if I stood in a shower wearing nothing I COULD LOOK BETTER THAN HIM ! look down, back up again, back down again. What do you have in your hand? A hammer head shark ? No, that's my sheer manhood! Do you have one? No. But you sure can use mine, WITH THE SHOWER POWER OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!
@Imatrollyay its not sold out. there are fans like me that actually wanted this. i begged for it for a long time and if it promotes old spice then ok. but never say they sold out
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isnt mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? Its a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.
Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through the comments,finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT HAS NOW MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste. I'm on a laptop
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
@OnMyCamera doesn't cut it together very well, at some places you can hear a cut off, at others there's too long of a pause. I prefer to do my own audio doctoring, but thanks for the link.
the tall accomplished man you are calling can't come to the phone right now because their polishing their monocle smile,cracking walnuts with their man mind, and building an orphanage with their bare hands but leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible,this this voicemail is now diamonds is now my voicemail
This voice over was used on my alarm to wake me up every morning, unfortunately every time it played I simply passed out of the pure manliness that was projected to my ears. I have missed every day this year.
Free energy has been here all along ,But some very powerfull ppl don't want you and me to be free from energy costs,Get the blueprints for a real Magnet motor free enegy machine at LT-MAGNET-MOTORdotCOM ,Big change is comming soon!
Oh my. I don't know what to say. So many emotions have come over me from watching this.
If only I had an answering machine to use this with!! Now I will have to go on youtube and make every person who calls me wait to hear this selection before they are allowed to speak. XD
I've successfully programmed my phone to play back the corresponding number using your voice as I type it into the keypad. Subsequently, I have acquired muscles which rival that of Old Spice Man's. Which fragrance do you suggest I unveil my newly masculinified body to the world so that I may one day have a youtube channel who everyone wants to be personally addressed in?
A world without old spice is a world without bacon, and that simply can not happen because chuck norris loves bacon. If the world were to be without bacon, chuck norris would roundhouse kick the world to oblivion. So please save the bacon.
The men got the better one. <.< I'm mushing this with the woman one so I can have me polishing my monocle smile. Plus the sheer awesomeness of this one.
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enough said.
TheJazuma 1 month ago in playlist Legendary OLd Spice Adverts "Isaiah Mustafa" 2
0:23 for the best start to the voice mail.
JKHALIN 2 months ago
This is awesome. Why? I'll be able to make at least 40 different voicemails, including multiple fake numbers for when people attempt to call me, they hear the number and try calling again, not realizing they actually have the right number. Make sense? Good. Old Spice man is on a horse.
AttackOfLink 2 months ago
Go to oldspicevoicemail . com ! It's easyer that way. Swan dive.
pennernderpenner 3 months ago in playlist Favoriten von pennernderpenner
61 people fainted because of their great idea to use this as a voicemail and accidentally hit Dislike instead of Like.
Draconicqueen 3 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
I see no dislike bar.
Carnification 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jmblinn13 3 months ago
i wish i had an ab xylophone
theburninator888 4 months ago
@mariaxenac wat abs?
BsixSfour 4 months ago
Abxylophone!!!
lafeefleurie 4 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
sex movie
Haruka1708 5 months ago
Okay his body sucks ;)
aschm32186 5 months ago
What about an answering machine message for a girl?
dreamkacher4 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@dreamkacher4 Old Spice is not for girls.
shediesattheend 6 months ago
@dreamkacher4 go to the top comment website
HollisterManny 4 months ago
Best. Reply. Ever.
DanMarston117 6 months ago
Chuck Norris who?
theridz1981 6 months ago
old spice guy did you catch em all?
senorevildeathbee 6 months ago
This is my voicemail
imdanadana 6 months ago
You can make your own OldSpice Guy voicemail at- oldspicevoicemail(dot)com
brukaoru 6 months ago 3
Fucking awesome man.
THANATOS112220 6 months ago
My voicemail: Hello! This voicemail is now DIAMONDS! SWAN DIVE! You have dialed: (my phone number). The tall, accomplished man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're polishing their monocle smile while playing a sweet, sweet lullaby for children with two mallets on their ab-xylophone. I'm on a horse.
TsgCody 6 months ago 4
THIS VOICEMAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS
verulence 6 months ago 2
Press 9 repeatedly for my answering machine message.
GeorgeLovesNooNoo 6 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6
The3baldwin 6 months ago
here is all the ground rules 1 my number is18187073440 dial that then say "May I talk to Liana please"only dial that number O.K.
lyrissa123 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
XD AHAHAHA nice
Suertsje 6 months ago
0:09, 0:25, 0:38, 0:55 this works for 720p
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Cha5e01 6 months ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
408RAM1R3Z619 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
whisper: "eyend"
0:36
Soooooo soofftttt
bestMKplayer 6 months ago
This guy is the greatest person.
DrPepper42yes 6 months ago
i used this whole thing unedited as my voicemail
7heBoss 6 months ago 4
THIS VOICEMAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS XDDDDDDDD
Anukat1 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
This is my voicemail now lol
Like500Nuns 7 months ago
THIS VOICEMAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS
AdiocrombieFtw 7 months ago
o god my voicemail is amazing!!
BlueRedGooGoo 7 months ago
This voicemail is now diamonds
MegaRageguy 7 months ago
thumbs up for ACTUALLY making your own voicemail!
magicspark95 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses 34
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LADIES look at me, look at him, BACK TO ME, yes sadly I'm not him. But if I stood in a shower wearing nothing I COULD LOOK BETTER THAN HIM ! look down, back up again, back down again. What do you have in your hand? A hammer head shark ? No, that's my sheer manhood! Do you have one? No. But you sure can use mine, WITH THE SHOWER POWER OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!
jiyadutt 7 months ago
I Have just made my voicemail mix, pure genius stuff!
reservedarmadillo 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
THIS VOICEMAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS :D
coxy1927 7 months ago
This company is genius. Using a meme for advertising, without making it seem utterly "sold out".
Imatrollyay 8 months ago
@Imatrollyay its not sold out. there are fans like me that actually wanted this. i begged for it for a long time and if it promotes old spice then ok. but never say they sold out
BlueRedGooGoo 7 months ago
press 7 for beatbox and 9 for funny tutus lol
Flahlc 8 months ago
I can't seem to find this to download! Can somebody please direct me?
JDMKermit 8 months ago
i actually cried with laughter at the spoken jingle thing at the end
MrPeterB00th 8 months ago
Press 6 and 8 for funny face :)
NVCasper 8 months ago
Kewl
MrKewlBreze 8 months ago
:D
TherealSonsofLoki 8 months ago
Want to take a wild guess who narrates my new voicemail?
Svbterfuge 8 months ago 6
@Svbterfuge I see what you did there! xD
Rotneybot 7 months ago
Someone needs to put this into a flash soundboard!
Khaavren2 8 months ago
Press 2 to hear three =D
Elohelohnome 8 months ago
hahaha keep pressing 9 :D
PineapplesRyummi 8 months ago
Best thing ever.
Ihatelads 8 months ago
Thank you internet gods of Stumble for leading me to this wondrous thing!
sapmakai18 9 months ago 3
hold down 2 to hear him sound like porky the pig.
The177Hunter 9 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isnt mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? Its a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
Im on a Computer
stealthruler 9 months ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.
Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through the comments,finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT HAS NOW MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste. I'm on a laptop
The177Hunter 9 months ago
Press 5.Then 9.
Polishing their tududududududu.
Inversedreverb 9 months ago
Aww man it's not there anymore! :(
samurai624 9 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop
PaNdAbEaR618100 9 months ago 27
Keep clicking 0:53
NJP695 9 months ago
I'm so using this as my voicemail...
TheCarcityh 9 months ago
Polishing their MONACLE-SMILES! oUQ
Sparkeycat 9 months ago
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I want this on my voice mail !!!!!
pcangeldust 9 months ago
Love it!
shiabaybay 9 months ago
THis is awesome
ONKC123 10 months ago
Epic.
iYuuchanFTW 10 months ago
i actually created my message with this!!! freek'n love you old spice guy!!!
BrandolaBlue 10 months ago 2
Obama?
stef6O2 10 months ago
oldspice.jfedor.org by far the best way its so easy
SporeKore 10 months ago 4
Oh, Good Lord! (ROFL)
HarperGanesvoort 10 months ago
oldspice.jfedor. org
This makes it easier.
OnMyCamera 11 months ago 91
@OnMyCamera doesn't cut it together very well, at some places you can hear a cut off, at others there's too long of a pause. I prefer to do my own audio doctoring, but thanks for the link.
LiveWire937 7 months ago
sorry, i didnt hear, i was too busy shielding my eyes and ears from imploding from the manliness
RenzokukenLionheart 11 months ago 5
i was staring at his abs the whole time.
mariaxenac 11 months ago 51
@mariaxenac Why is this comment on like EVERY VIDEO
Draconicqueen 3 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
Airbrushed abs fail.
dorhauer 11 months ago
@dorhauer just so you know, everyone who denies those real abs is not manly enough.
WORM92 11 months ago
NNNNNNNNNNGHH
uberOCD 11 months ago
GOD, i love this! <3<3<3
THANK YOU!
medi0dia 11 months ago
this voicemail is now DIAMONDS!!!!
skootz24 11 months ago 5
how can you actually set this as the voicemail thing???
beachbabe2185 11 months ago 2
AMAZINGGGGG
stuijn 11 months ago
I've never been happier in my entire life.
Muglez14 11 months ago
56 people who voted down have their voicemail boxes full
captainpiccard 11 months ago
I knew he was black.
wolfareno 11 months ago
oldspice .jfedor .org/
ben123wright123 11 months ago
Epic levels reaching critical mass.
ProtusMose 11 months ago 2
This bathroom is located in "galapagos islands" xD :P
Thumbs Up, so everyone ca see :P
puneetrulzz 11 months ago
oldspice.jfedor.org
you can get the message from here
TheValtrexMan 11 months ago 6
@TheValtrexMan Just made one, found it on StumbleUpon. Major awesome.
Random55modnaR 11 months ago 4
My friend has this voice-message, when I pulled my ear away diamonds started to leak out of my phone.
Rita3500 11 months ago 3
"This voice message is now diamonds"
violinplayer101 1 year ago 2
the tall accomplished man you are calling can't come to the phone right now because their polishing their monocle smile,cracking walnuts with their man mind, and building an orphanage with their bare hands but leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible,this this voicemail is now diamonds is now my voicemail
darkluigiman 1 year ago
"I'm on a horse, I'm on a phone, SWAN DIVE, This voicemail is now DIAMONDS.... dudududududududu"
bigbob572 1 year ago 2
time to make a soundboard! :D
wangtang32000 1 year ago
I love the dudududududududu at he end haha :)
lilgangstabowwow 1 year ago
where does this manly man live i want him to make a voice mail message for me
redsoxxx1234 1 year ago
This voice over was used on my alarm to wake me up every morning, unfortunately every time it played I simply passed out of the pure manliness that was projected to my ears. I have missed every day this year.
Wolftaffy 1 year ago
0:08 if you want to record this
41224jason 1 year ago
O.O I want to make an answering machine with this now.
evilsean1 1 year ago
:O I can only hope to achive such a level of masculinity
900KYLE009 1 year ago
This guy wins the internet.
DJBertz94 1 year ago 2
Press 2,3 and 9 to make your own custom made oldspice sesame street song :)
Wowwhatnow17 1 year ago
This IS my new answering machine
yomamaatherhouse 1 year ago
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one 0:10 two 0:11 three 0:12 four 0:14 Five 0:15 six 0:17 seven 0:19 eight 0:20 nine 0:22 Zero 0:23 THUMBS UP if it works so people can see it
TacticalMonky 1 year ago
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TacticalMonky 1 year ago
Monical smile!
crysisgamefan2 1 year ago
Pudududududududu!
Dude0Vinni0Dude 1 year ago
I love this voicemail so much. I would want it, but sadly I am not a man. Old Spice man should make a ladies version. XD
prettykitty39 1 year ago
@prettykitty39 He already did in the @knitmeapony response
cyekim1 1 year ago
Can't... stop... pressing... 9!!!!!!!
TheManInThePinkPants 1 year ago
haha i love this guy he is soo hilarious and awesome
kghod 1 year ago
I HAVE UR SEXY OICE AS MY VOICEMAIL :D :P
sirwinsalot 1 year ago
i have a feeling that your dad is god and your mum is a girl-chuck norris. i think i might be inlove with you
HToothrot 1 year ago
Gawd where's my recorder!!!!!
SpifftasticGal 1 year ago
dude parfait your mistaken for chuck norris
pr0kill3r 1 year ago
I'm taking the du-du-du-du-du-du-du and make it my ringtone.
IntenseGenius 1 year ago
this is now my voice mail.
kowal678 1 year ago
@magmaguy same hahahahah
kingspartan1221 1 year ago
This video just made me spit coffee all over my screen when he said the "ab xylophone" line.
jbrown1169 1 year ago
IM SOOOOOO GOING TO DOWNLOAD THIS AND MAKE IT MY ACTUAL VOICEMAIIIIL!
magmaguy 1 year ago
i just wanted to hear him say,"pandarr" lol
MrNumbr1dbzfan 1 year ago
Thumbs up so everything can see my USELESS FUCKING COMMENT. PEOPLE CAN DO THESE THINGS THEMSELVES. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
OMFFG FFS!
mmmmm9872345 1 year ago
pandar is very welcome
kickthecat75 1 year ago
This voicemail is NOW DIAMONDS. Do do do do do do do do.
ShadowDust11 1 year ago
This is downloadable on the old spice website!
Thumbs up this so everyone can see it!
jkid1134 1 year ago 315
@jkid1134 I can't find out where to download it on the website.. D:
again748 11 months ago
I N E E D THIS IS AS MY VOICEMAIL !
edna552 1 year ago
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Free energy has been here all along ,But some very powerfull ppl don't want you and me to be free from energy costs,Get the blueprints for a real Magnet motor free enegy machine at LT-MAGNET-MOTORdotCOM ,Big change is comming soon!
cloudburstlenepmhq 1 year ago
Do-do-do do-do do do-do. LMFAO
RonaldinhoReborn 1 year ago 142
This has been flagged as spam show
This is going to be my new voicemail.
doedelzak123 1 year ago
what do you think about justin beaber
TheHorn123456 1 year ago
need download for voicemail/ringtone/both
ReaperofourMIA 1 year ago 3
shit, i need that.
Cloymax 1 year ago 2
"cracking walnuts with their man-mind" lmao
danielle60157 1 year ago
im sooo using this
InfinityOnHigh129 1 year ago
I love your 'dodododootdodododoot'
I wonder if you'll do it for me??
29paramore 1 year ago
phones would orgasm worldwide with this
WatchdogDisciple 1 year ago
I'm on a horse
EPIC!
llUchihaVictorll 1 year ago
Oh my. I don't know what to say. So many emotions have come over me from watching this.
If only I had an answering machine to use this with!! Now I will have to go on youtube and make every person who calls me wait to hear this selection before they are allowed to speak. XD
mabuti8 1 year ago
AB XYLOPHONE!
sensaway 1 year ago 2
So this is the clip Mike Relm used lol
clockworkmora 1 year ago
do do do dodo dododoooo
disneyluvstories 1 year ago
I think its funny how people copy paste comments from other videos to get thumbs up..
shmigglemichiggins 1 year ago
He wanted to crack up laughing at himself toward the end of the video.
billy2sweets 1 year ago
his voice mail is now diamonds
swabss 1 year ago
Whats the best way to record this too your voicemail?
TheLastKilroyFilms 1 year ago
I'm totally using this for my answering machine. This is awesome.
OrionoftheStar 1 year ago
i want to play his ab xylophone
R33MiXlovesWAYNE 1 year ago
barbar2223 that was great dude.. Awesomeness.
Canimakeit 1 year ago
@Canimakeit lol? you thought he came up with it? nvm
2pinkbukks 1 year ago
i nned a download link i gotta have this for my ring tone
smart08ty 1 year ago
Dummy, you mean perspired?? Not transpired. God, this is what is wrong with this country, lol.
asands 1 year ago
@asands Yes because saying dummy is much manlier than making a sweating mistake.
marioman2161 1 year ago
You can download him recording a message on their website.
jkid1134 1 year ago
I've successfully programmed my phone to play back the corresponding number using your voice as I type it into the keypad. Subsequently, I have acquired muscles which rival that of Old Spice Man's. Which fragrance do you suggest I unveil my newly masculinified body to the world so that I may one day have a youtube channel who everyone wants to be personally addressed in?
tonywhite2259 1 year ago
please tell me someone has turned this into a voicemail
Diego69ization 1 year ago
A world without old spice is a world without bacon, and that simply can not happen because chuck norris loves bacon. If the world were to be without bacon, chuck norris would roundhouse kick the world to oblivion. So please save the bacon.
I'm on a horse
aoy2013 1 year ago
The men got the better one. <.< I'm mushing this with the woman one so I can have me polishing my monocle smile. Plus the sheer awesomeness of this one.
GoldenGal42 1 year ago
This Now is my voicemail message. My voicemail message is Now on a horse.
shaokan777 1 year ago
if this gets responded i will eat breath and sleep old spice
theNman1234 1 year ago
by god ! ahha you are insane ahhahaa
mrschmigma 1 year ago
Perhaps someday he will be as awesome as Yule Brynner.
AlaterialCarnesir 1 year ago
oh oh ohhhhhh
michjessy 1 year ago
a single sweatdrop of this man can cure the cancer. Sadly, he has never transpired. Never
ParfaitEtrangerLive 1 year ago 140
@ParfaitEtrangerLive If he had, it wouldn't be a problem because he uses Old Spice Body Wash.
AKARaccoons 1 year ago
@ParfaitEtrangerLive PERSPIRED
Bonsithebrilliant 1 year ago