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  • no question as to the typical demographic of david letterman viewers.

  • Interesting contrast of opinions here :P

  • I don't feel guilty, ever. In fact I'm more than proud to be white, like Louis ;) Jim Norton fucking sucks.

  • How is this funny?

  • @Metatronicus

    agree'd

  • This guy sucks major fucking ballsack.

  • Norton kills here

  • HAHAHA!!! He starts out so clean, then 30 seconds in, GPS segway into the edgy stuff

  • And now Microsoft has this option for GPS.

  • "Very funny gentleman"?Letterman is cringing.

    Norton ROCKS!

  • Naman stfu up with your hip hop boss bullshit.

  • Jim Norton is the shit!

  • Little Jim Norton is such a boss.

  • Jim Norton is the only reason I listen to Opie and Anthony

  • Is this the guy that was a knob to Jesse Ventura on the radio?

  • His favorite band is Black Sabbath. His all-time hero is Ozzy Osbourne.

  • @lathumpipe

    People who get offended by jokes are fucking stupid.

  • @tintukat I'd love to meet you. I bet you'd be hilarious.

    No wait, I'm thinking of Jim Norton. You're just a douchebag.

  • Funniest person to ever live, and one of the best improv comedians ever.

  • Why did they play Iron Man?

  • What a fat tub of shit! 

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  • You know the clip is old when he actually explains to people what GPS is.

  • jim norton is great he knows how to control dirty humor some comics like ck just babble about shit cunts and nigger jokes jim is GREAT

  • This guy sucks, his ideas sucks, the sound of his voice spilling through the speakers is just bad, I defecate better comedy than his futile attempt.

  • @tintukat When's the last time you were on letterman, cunt

  • zero percent funny.

  • His standup is a lot better than his Opie and Anthony tirades.

  • What an idiot

  • he kinda seems like a right wing d bag

  • @bojanks15 Why because he didn't make fun of Bush? 

  • See everyone? He IS a good boy.

  • So funny, hahaa

  • I like George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan, Sam Kinison, etc, and someone told me I might like Jim Norton, but I don't know.......I just find this guy profoundly annoying for some reason :/

  • @kazoorocketman54 this is on letterman so its censored and not his true humor. I have been listening to him on opie and anthoney and saw his hbo stuff and he is so jokes. Especially on opie and anothney he makes jokes like crazy. Check some youtube vids of him yelling at callers, AMAZING.

  • Lil'Jimmy looks a whole lot like bobby hill.

  • Norton looks for every excuse he can to drop the N bomb (saying it myself would only make me just like that little douche) and he needs to sit out when they're talking sports. He's a bitter talentless midget who never knew what it was like to be good at anything other than cancer and AIDS jokes.

    In summation, Jim can suck my balls.

  • @lathumpipe

    In the words of Louis CK: Just say nigger you dumb cunt.

    Saying "The N word" or "N bomb" Is way worse, because now you're making US say it. You're making the listener/reader go "Oh, he means nigger" so just stop beating around the bush and say it.

  • @soldierfront03050 I won't beat around the bush. You're a cunt.

    When I say N Bomb, that's what you fucking hear. If you translate that in your own brain to nigger, then that's your fucking problem.

    P.S. You're a cunt.

  • @lathumpipe

    I love you, you silly fuckhead <3

  • he had me rollin on leno the other night

  • looks like a meth addict....

  • HAHA "That Opie show" Wow dude, you don't know radio. Jimmy's the man, he fucken ripped that grey-haired goofball to shreds and drove him right out of the room. Hate all you want, he has a huge audience, like it or not.

  • what a douchebag, he may be funny but hes a dick. watch him vs jesse ventura on that opie show. He is the most stupid idiot ive ever seen.

  • @timster166 "He is the most stupid idiot ive ever seen." funniest sentence ive read in a while.

  • Aaaahh aahhh o.o mullet....

  • a lot of people get shit on for ripping off bill hicks, but bill hicks was a fucking genius. of course there's a whole generation of comedians being heavily influenced by bill and you're gonna notice similarities in material. but at least this guy has his own style of breaking down barriers. I don't see Jim Norton ripping off hicks intentionally. not like Denis Leary.

  • @zapproowsdpwer You're such a liar. Provide a YouTube link of Hicks' "verbatim" jokes that you say Norton stole. No one EVER calls Norton a joke thief. How can you spread around bullshit like that?

  • I hope Jimmy Norton becomes as famous as Iron Maiden one day, so that he can have a show in my city..

  • Not saying he's a bad comedian... he has some funny original material. And obviously, Letterman is cable television and most comedians have to go through some serious bullshit with legions of network agents making sure the material is "PC". But plagiarizing jokes without giving credit is disgraceful.

  • Jim rips off of Bill Hicks jokes very often. We're talking word for word verbatim, here. He's a serious piece of shit. But then again that's why he'll never be as famous as Hicks.

  • @zapproowsdower Hicks and Norton are two Completely different comedians. Jim talks about more personal "demons" and sex if you will. Hicks was just an all around visionary that did way more political humor and satire than Jimmy has ever done. But what are the jokes he's ripped off verbatim from Hicks?

  • ha

  • unfunny baldy prick.

  • @BLAGASPANTS you got it wrong, he's a zero. why don't you get a 90 pound lead hat, and go for a nice swim.

  • o and btw love jimmys humor ;)

  • Cmon ppl make this happen! Bring on the comments to my vid song "famous" to go viral! Despite ignoramuses be hating, I think I deserve some credit as I have a great heart. I may not be a singer but I am just trying to get my song famous to make me famous, parody or pun; viral. Adding humor & creativity. If u like ke$ha or nicki minaj u may like me. Would <3 subs, THUMBS UP, followers, tweets. Spread word! You can make me= 2012 sensation! If you like "cute" blondes (ur opinion)

  • it is weird but he is still god damn funny

  • He's into scat. That is poop sex

  • Jim Norton ROCKS. His dirty stuff is even better but it takes actual skill to be funny while keeping it clean

  • he's not very funny when he can't say fuck every other word

  • Ballsy as fuck.

  • I think i like the clean norton better

  • If you can't be funny without ripping on others, being mean, without being dirty, or foul mouthed, then guess what, YOU SUCK, as Jim Norton has proved here.

  • JIM NORTON SUCKS 

  • eh

  • Don`t think he is funny AT ALL. He is creepy.

  • Jim norton = stupid bald fuck

  • The only thing funny about this guy is the way he looks.

  • @T1memaster you shut your mouth

  • jim norton=jesse ventura's toilet paper

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Haha your just angry cause jim norton made that fake navy seal run out like a little girl.

    Get over it.

  • @andrewm153351 nothing to get over dumbass. i saw that vid too and its the only reason i mademy comment. its obvious who the better man is. seeing as how you thing he was ran out, all i can say to you is, he left so that he didnt beat the holy shit out of him. he wasnt driven out. he made the right decision to leave so that he wouldnt have to pay a hospital bill. you stupid little bitch.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    First off, i like how you didn't address the fact that i called jesse a FAKE navy seal. You obviously know that its true too.

    Let me say it again, hes NOT a real navy seal, and he NEVER saw combat.

    And why do you THINK he got so offended and wanted to hurt jim norton? WHY? Because he knew he was backed into a corner and couldn't give logical explanations.

    P.S. there is no 9/11 government conspiracy.

    I can own you on that subject as well if you want.

  • @andrewm153351 i didnt address you navy seal comment because it doesnt warrant a response. however,what constitutes a fake navy seal. are you saying he was never a seal? and i will take you up on your 911 offer. first, you can start owning me by explaining the the thermite found in the dust.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    First off, no he is not and never was a NAVY seal. He competed basic training for UDT, which afterwards, you are supposed to go to six month training to become a seal. He did not do the latter.

    I can send you the article if you want.

    And finally we get to the thermite delimma...

    FIRST OF ALL, "thermite" was not found at ground zero. Common every-day materials that MAKE UP thermite were found.

    watch?v=RrsraYD2hKk

  • @andrewm153351 no thermite? ok obviously you are going to just deny everything. thermite was found in the dust. deny it all you want, but it wont change the truth. too many new york chemists and lab monkeys have gone on record having found the thermite. i could post the vids but you probably wont watch. how about the hole in the pentagon?

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Michael roberts actually WENT to all of the companies, and all of them said that the chemicals found were EXPECTED to be found.

    And they DID NOT find thermite. They found chemicals that MAKE UP thermite, but those chemicals are COMMON in large buildings.

    And what about the 140,000 engineers at the ASCE who say controlled demolition would have been IMPOSSIBLE?

    Pentagon hole?

    watch?v=Z8B-AvIt6V4

    Also, watch the film "screw loose change-not freakin again edition"

  • @andrewm153351 bld 7 wasnt a controlled demolition? cmon man. did you even watch it collapse? a controlled demo was totally possible. and yes the hole in the side of the pentagon that does not share the characteristics of a plane crash. where would the wings have hit? why is there an unscathed bible on a shelf visible right there at the impact point? i guess the wings just dissappeared right before it struck the pentagon.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Of course i watched it collapse you MORON.

    Tell me, how many other controlled demolitions fall that slowly? Huh? All other controlled demolitions fall free fall almost the ENTIRE time. Bldg 7 did NOT fall NEARLY fast enough.

    And if you watched my video, you would see that the pentagon hole WAS consistent with a plane.

    And if you read the report(and talked to the witnesses) you would know that the plane wings were TILTED.

    watch?v=t1wQ2BJsgx0

    STOP WATCHING LOOSE CHANGE IDIOT

  • @andrewm153351 if the wings were tilted, there would have been a scarred lawn. however the lawn was untouched. explain to me how a plane that could bring down wtc 1 & 2 could leave unburned pieces of paper and a bible right there in the impact hole of wtc7. and wtc7 did fall at nearly freefall speed dumbass. watch again and time it. do you even know how tall and how many stories made up wtc7? also, the top of the pentagon collapsed after the impact. your tilted wing theory is full of shit.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Again, there are so many lies in your comments. First off, the lawn was NOT untouched. Im sure thats what your conspiracy friends might WANT you to believe... And you obviously didn't watch the video i posted cause it PROVES that the hole was completely consistent.

    watch?v=Z8B-AvIt6V4

    How could there be unburned paper in wtc7? How in the FUCK is that proof??? Do you think that EVERY SINGLE piece of wtc7 was burned? Are you serious?

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Continued-

    And no, wtc7 DID NOT fall at free fall speeds.

    Controlled demolitions don't fall CLOSE to free fall speeds, THEY FALL AT FULL FREE FALL SPEEDS.

    Show me a controlled demolition that falls at "semi" free fall. Go ahead, show me!!! Also, show me a controlled demolition where part of the building falls 10+ seconds before the full building collapse(like the penthouse in wtc7)

    Now, are you going to actually watch the videos i post or not? They're not very long...

  • @andrewm153351 no matter how you tilt the plane, the hiole does not match up. the top portion of the pentagon collapsed hours after impact. the initial hole was round. tilted or not, there should have been wing marks. plus,im pretty sure we would be able to see a slight image of the shape of the plane in the one video that they released,but, well, i guess there is a good reason that they have only released the one vid of the most protected spot on the face of this fucking planet! wake up fucker

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Yes, the hole DOES match the plane. The wing damage done to the building is on the BOTTOM. Look closely at the pictures in the video i sent you. How did that perfect line of damage occur?

    Also, are the 130+ eyewitnesses to the plane hitting the building ALL government shills? Even convenient store owners?

    watch?v=t1wQ2BJsgx0

    By the way, none of the people at the pentagon saw a cruise missile, or a drone.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    continued-

    And think about it...If the government can supposedly configure a giant airplane to become a drone kamikaze(like they SUPPOSEDLY did with the wtc attacks)

    WHY wouldn't they do the same with the pentagon attack? Huh? Do you see how many inconsistencies are in these theories?

    And again, please don't retort that the damage was not consistant with a boeing, because my video CLEARLY proves that wrong. Watch the damn video

  • @andrewm153351 ok wise guy. if the "terrorists" really wanted to kill the infidel because of our way of life, then why didnt they hit a few football stadiums one friday night, or perhaps hit a few dams or even a few rock concerts? they would have killed 20 times the number of people and made a true statement against our western culture. i suppose cave dwelling sandspooks could figure our how to get around our airdefense system but couldnt figure our how to kill the most people? think fool

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Because hitting a stadium of people wouldn't kill THOUSANDS of people.

    Surely you would understand that causing two of some of the tallest buildings to collapse would do more damage...And how is that PROOF anyways???

    You REALLY think an airplane would cause a dam to collapse? LOL

    Who cares about wikileaks? LOL of COURSE you don't. I was merely pointing out that out of the THOUSANDS of leaked files, NONE point to a 9/11 conspiracy.

    NONE?!?!?!

  • @andrewm153351 so a plane wouldnt cause a dam to collapse, but it would a building designed to take multiple plane hits? i am becoming more and more angry with this coversation. i must exit it.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Ah...First off, the buildings were designed to withstand an airplane that's ABOUT TO LAND. Meaning it would be going a lot slower, with a LOT less amount of fuel.

    Multiple plane hits? That's a flat out lie. Not multiple.

    The buildings DID survive the airplane strike, notice how they didn't collapse right when the impact happened. It was the FIRES(& damaged sprinklers) that caused the collapse. Why else do you think the building started falling from the TOP and not the bottom?

  • @andrewm153351 most of the fucking fuel burned out ten seconds after the impact. did you see that big fucking fireball? that is the jet fuel burning off. the 911 commission report states that it was office supplies that cause the steel columns to heat to the point of failure.realisticly, the top portion should have broken off and left most of the building standing. have you ever built a house? i have.several. i know how things are built and i know what it takes to destroy them. you have no clue

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Completely not true. When the plane impacted, it sent many gallons of fuel spiraling all over the top floors, igniting many flammable materials. Just cause you see a fireball doesn't mean thats "most" of the fuel. Did you not see the fireball come out the other side? Huh?

    Its hilarious how you think that highly flammable fuel would just "burn out" whilst its sitting on flammable material.

    And besides, did you not SEE the video? Does the video look like the fire went out?

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    Continued-

    Clearly you dont know jackshit about buildings/structures.

    If these bombs were supposedly all on the bottom of the buildings, WHY did the buildings start to fall from the TOP where CONVENIENTLY the impact was?

    And watch any other demolitions video. You will see MANY more squibs(that are much more violent)

    And you will also hear REALLY REALLY LOUD bangs.

    Also, can you show me another demolition video where the top debris falls FASTER than the buildings themselves?

  • @andrewm153351 i never said they were at the bottom. and the debris falls at the same speed as the rest of the buildings. the really loud bangs are the charges going off. you can even see the charges go off in bld 7. but i suppose you would consider it simple air pressure. i think im done with you now. thanx for the enlightenment.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    "And the debris falls at the same speed as the rest of the building"

    Ok, now your just blatantly lying through your teeth.

    watch?v=ESaIEVxLnK4

    That video proves your assumption to be 100% wrong.

    The debris DID fall faster than the building.

    No, those "loud bangs" are not even CLOSE to being as loud as other controlled demolitions of even SMALLER buildings.

    watch?v=79sJ1bMR6VQ

    "consider it simple air pressure"

    Yeah, me and any logical scientist/engineer.

  • @andrewm153351 thanks for the ownage, but all you have done is let me know that you are a sheep. glad you think the gov has your best interest in mind.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    continued-

    And WHY out of the thousands of leaked wikileaks pages, NONE make any connection to a 9/11 conspiracy? Surely from a MASSIVE conspiracy like this there would be SOME leaked papers within wikileaks?

    Most protected spot on the planet? And how were we supposed to find these airplanes(out of thousands) when they flew low to stay out of radar? And PLUS, the average interception time of fighter jets is over an HOUR, which is longer than both hijackings that took place

  • @andrewm153351 who cares about wikileaks!? ever heard of norad? if any commercial plane leaves the flight path for more than 10 seconds, several towers are alerted. the vice pres was in charge of norad on sep 11. just so happens he sent the fighter jets 50 miles in the wrong direction because of a drill they were running. the drill dealt with hijacked aircraft. but you probably view it as coincedence. btw you cant own me on any of these subjects. you havent done your homework.

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    continued-

    " if any commercial plane leaves the flight path for more than 10 seconds"

    First off, that's completely untrue. Secondly, the planes flew UNDER radar so NOBODY could find them. The vice president didn't send planes in any direction. That's the pilot's job to find the intruders. And like i said, they flew in one direction, then went under radar, then turned around, to make it LOOK like they were going in another direction. YOU clearly haven't done YOUR homework

  • @TheAngryarchangel

    continued-

    And what the FUCK could be wrong about having NORAD exercises(which are common by the way) on the day of a hijacking???

    If ANYTHING, we would be more alert than on other days withOUT the exercises.

    And i have ALREADY explained to you that they hijackers flew in one direction, went out of radar and turned of communication, THEN went flying to new york, so OF COURSE the fighter jets would go in the wrong direction.

    YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

  • @andrewm153351 they flew out to sea you fucking idiot.

  • Haha Love this guy . was literally crying laughing like a crazy person listening to him on Rogan walking down the street

  • Hilarious on O&A, so mediocre on stage. Stand up is impossibly difficult.

  • awesome

  • 2/10

  • Jimmy trying to do PC humor. You can feel where he's censoring himself.

  • Chinless abortion.

  • i like how arab jews and wops call themselves white

  • Jim's new album Despicable is now in stores.

  • Jimmy Nor-Ton is the funniest son of a bitch on the planet. Google it...Google it!

  • The 59 people that disliked this were thrashed callers Jim Norton attacked on the Opie and Anthony Show.

  • Love Jim.  true>offensive

  • That "the white people in the crowd" shit ain't funny, a ton of comedians do it and jimmy is a lot better than doing shit like that

  • @Cioppa182 Cause Jimmy is a HUGE Ozzy fan. Like, unreasonably so.

  • Nor-Ton

  • Call me an asshole, but Norton's act seems even better when he plays it clean. It's like he has to try harder. I don't know. I think his Letterman bits are the best.

  • @FillingtheVoidRevues I think it's strange you say that since there's not a whole lot in this set that was really all that dirty... I think a lot of the jokes actually work when they're explained, rather than just told. If they were just told, they'd bomb.

    Could just be me.

  • @Atlink

    No, I'm saying the set was better because it was clean. His rauncher stuff can sometimes not be that great.

  • good job Jimb....

  • Why did they play Iron Man when he walked on?

  • thumb up for Iron Man!!!

  • He's funny.

  • I saw him live about 7 years ago. He was real hit or miss, I didn't laugh at all for the first 5 minutes but the last 10 minutes or so he was really on a roll and I was laughing my ass off.

  • Jim Norton is an AWFUL comic. What a loud-mouth, attention whore.

  • @adelelles incorrect.

  • Tss Tss Is this a comedy special or sumptin.

  • @hornbuckle56 sss sssss yeah if he gets any funnier, the crowd's gonna pee their pants r sumptin heh heh ss ss

  • @hornbuckle56 no its david letterman

  • @TheSeanElliott O&A 6 to 11 on the virus.

  • @hornbuckle56 Crackin people up all ova the place, tss tss

  • Jim is the best Red Eye guest ever!!! SE Cupp on the other end of the round table always makes for great comedy!

  • I love blue comedy when it's done right.  Norton does it perfectly.

  • does anyone look more like a pedophile than jim norton?

  • Im stoked to see him on letterman I hope he can keep up the good work

  • my dad is one of his friends they were friends in high school

  • @iiCrUstyOwNsii was he the one who wanted to throw hot motor oil on a hiker?

  • ramone

  • my god, it's weird seeing him being clean for mainstream TV

  • @biofire

    This is him clean? I wonder what he's like dirty..............that came out wrong.

  • I feel like everyone was thinking asians at first, and then laughed in relief when he took the joke in another direction Lol.

  • This was great. Norton rules.

  • I know nothing of Jim Norton except I now know he's really funny.

  • his jokes are so damn funny, cause they are so true.

  • awesome song to enter on haha

  • lmao, I live in Alabama

  • @austinzeppelin you racist :-)

  • "For everything."

  • norteeny-tiny-tabletop

  • Chip needs to be on the late night shows

  • Jim Norton is so gay he definitely doesn't hide it

  • LINGER LONGER

  • if you don't think he's funny you aren't intelligent

  • @WarmBread123

    That comment would make sense if his jokes would be intelligent and could just be a little much for some people to understand. They're not. They're pretty simple and I get the jokes but they just don't make me laugh. Humor is a matter of taste, as are all other forms of entertainment.

  • Weird to see him minding his manners.

  • he looks like dick, but god he's genius. got to love Jim on O&A, he just is so powerful comedian which nowadays you won't see often enough

  • private pyle and curly from the 3 stooges fucked

    and jim norton came out!! or mr potato head and curly fucked lol

    this guy is so not funny he try's to hard to be funny.. he is annoying!!!

    

  • Jim Norton is great here, but I think he's way better when he's his normal filthy self.

  • RAMONE!!!!

  • Very Funny Guy

  • @humanfarm Go watch your washed up favorites like Janine Garafalo you loser. Norton is a beast.

  • @non1mus think you can do better? I'm not a fan of the guy either but his act here was pretty darn funny I thought...

  • jim norton is ftw scru haters, thanks

  • DAMN IT! do something with your hands, LLLLLINGER LLLLONGER......WE GET IT!

  • i hate this guy

  • what a creepy looking guy...I'd keep your kids indoors

  • you would, Rapity Rape Rape.....tee hee hee

  • I liked him more when he played Corky

  • Listen to the words!! LOL

  • this guy is an absolute moron:)

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  • @Robertamissoniluv My guess is you didn't even listen to the whole Norton vs Ventura clip, and your mind was made up before it even started.