Cricket vs. Real Sports

[oceantheworld]

@ciscokid1970 you stupid wanker. America is finished. Ur economy is gone and u don't even have enough money to pay ur own soldiers.

[tomikoverysexy]

@ciscokid1970 Go eat a dick you fucking wanker

[SirEmileHeskey]

Cricket is not only shite, it's a copycat game too

[AFFTL]

@SirEmileHeskey Of what?

[jogonbro]

@SirEmileHeskey how do you figure that out mate cricket has been played for at least 200 years longer than any american sport. jog on bro

[south6bt]

funny shit!

[viperdude281]

Chill out Cricket fans, this is obviously a joke

[canadianchillazz]

@Internetkiddy You know why you amercans / canadians don't like cricket , because its one of the only sports that you need to use your brains within every step you make, it tests you with everything , patiance , your brains, your dissipline ( i mean have you ever seen a physical fight in cricket ??? no, but in soccer if the referee makes a desicion . the players wanna start a fight , cricket is a sport that tests everything in you

[Internetkiddy]

@canadianchillazz i'm sorry for everything i said, i just realize how stupid i was..honestly, people have different opinions..if i was an indian, i'd probably be a fan of cricket too or even play it..every sport in the world is good..it's up to us what sport we choose to prefer, congrats to india on winning the world championship

[gluepot66]

iv been mulling over what i said and i have changed my mind. i dont dislike you i fucking despise you

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

wait a minute...you claim you are irish.

Last time I checked the entire banking system of ireland is about to collapse...who the hell are you to talk.

And even with the problems of the USA...we are still the LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.

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so kiss my ass you leprachaun

ohh and cricket still sucks

and you are the first faggety irish I have ever met who supports cricket...all the proper Irish I know would kick your ass for even talking cricket

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 you call gridiron football hahaa

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 well I agree India is poor as shit but mate America is fat as shit, cant wonder how much shit you have stored in your stomach right now, oh and even somalia has a higher attention span than yanks, also which country has the stupidest people, which country spells colour wrong, oh and the list goes on.

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

COLOR...COLOR...COLOR

That is how it is spelled in American.

WE OWN the language now.

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cricket still sucks, india still sucks

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 haha you spelled it wrong again, also yank there is no language as american, and you copied us irish and british

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 so you agree to me for the fact that you are weak and cant fight and think yank lands consists of 50 different countries, eligible to play in the WORLD series ?

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

hang on what the crap are you....some indian-leprachaun half breed living in ireland?

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That would make sense why you spend all day on the internet...afraid to go outside because all the soccer players and rugby players would beat the living shit out of you.

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somehow I doubt you are a true mick...I have plenty of Irish friends and none of them give 2 craps about cricket

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 wait a second let me quote on of your words

"what the crap are you?" you sound like a curry muncher mate and im not surprised, and fuck them irish wankers im not irish, i just HAVE to live there because I moved to cork and you spend more time on the fucking internet than me you reply to every fucking comment you can find of me and troll me i dont think that i spend all those time on the internet stalking you

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 lol kid also how about this yank, in baseball also why not fucking throw a ball like a man, rather than be a pussy and bend your arm, oh and i use your daughter as a sex toy :)

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 if you gay Americans are so tough why are you so queer and wear a glove to catch that ball, a cricket ball is as hard as a fucking stone, a baseball just has too much cotton sewn on it, also wait a second we wear two pads on the legs, only for a batter hahaha, well we can get hit anywhere in the body, while you fuckers wear them pads inside the clothes, and its illegal to get hit, wow pussies scared of a soft ball, no wonder you had to nuke japan, cant fight

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 rendering explicit the depths of your own ignorance and you can not even point to any country in the world on the map including your own and you think a health service is a bad idea because you are dumb and ignorant enough to say things like i dont want to pay for something i may not use. now FUCK OFF i dislike you a lot

[destroymatrixraptor]

@gluepot66 yank land shouldn't be called a developed country if so we should be a world superpower of all superpowers in superpowers

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 you dont even have your own language you speak ours and are dumb enough to ask an Englishman to say that in English and insist he did not even though English is called English because it comes from England and you are dumb enough to ask an Englishman where he learnt to speak English and you are dumb enough to ask him if he drove here and you are dumb enough to say watch it mind there is an Irishman over there and you are dumb enough not to realise that in doing so you are

[ciscokid1970]

@gluepot66

Ohh sure i know where engish came from

BUT now ...it is AMERICAN ENGLISH. We OWN it now...you can like it or fuck off.

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There are more Americans speaking our form of english than all of you queen-bitch english speakers put together.

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regardless...the point of THIS thread is cricket sucks

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 sucks is a really stupid wimpy word so is the way you say fag all the time. I have lived in your country i have a US driving licence. but i fucking dislike Americans so much in fact i probably fucking hate you and that was an opinion formed from living alongside you. is English the official language of the US? it wasnt when i was there most Americans didn't even realise it and were dumb and ignorant enough to tell a hispanic to learn the language ie English

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 cricket is to complicated for you. baseball is grown men playing rounders in pyjamas for some reason

[Internetkiddy]

@ciscokid1970 You're absolutely right bro...fuck these stupid ass untalented & unathletic bitches..they're just lucky england came and took their shithole over..that's the only reason their 2nd laguage is english..i mean really dude..really..just by looking at them you think they speak some ugly ass language..and cricket is the gayes shit ever, it's not even a sport

[destroymatrixraptor]

@Internetkiddy hey bitch we british also play cricket so do the convicts, south africans, pakis, west indians, scottish, irish( they suck hahah like they suck at rugby), indians ( they are annyoing as hell), sri lankans (black pepole and indians mixed?) sweden, holland(netherlands) , and the kiwis

[AFFTL]

@destroymatrixraptor Let's not get in to the hole convict thing, our ancestors where smart enough to steal food so they could eat, while yours probably staved to death because England was a shit place to live

To who you where referring to we have won 4 world cups and you have none, & we've had some of the best teams in history and you've rarely been the best team in the world

So Fuck you your retard analogy, it snot our fault the English have never come close to producing any good athletes.

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 and the TV is crap and the food is crap and your beer is crap and your women are easy or at least they were for me but you probably struggle and your education system is crap and 50% of you think the earth is 2000 or so years old and we all descend from Adam and Eve and you voted for a dumbo like Bush twice

and there is a chance you will actually vote for Hillary Clinton who is even dumber than bush and American footballers are puffs because they wear body armour and

[gluepot66]

@ciscokid1970 well i have lived in your country and i havnt got a fucking clue why there is a 2 year waiting list. the average working person is far far far better off in many other developed countries. you work longer hours but you do not get anymore work done because you get payed by the hour, even on a construction site!!!! your obsessed with dollars an hour dollars an hour so the only way you can make money is to drag the work out and work every fucking hour there is

[thebean93]

@ciscokid1970 no size 6 foot 6 fast bowlers bowling 90 mph plus at the batsmen have you ever watched a cricket match

[shanmirza007]

Cricket is a real sport, a mans sport and a mans sport and i bet you that no American is good enough to play it plus this sport is the most hardest sport to win at so if you win the Cricket World Cup then you are a real sportsmen cause it takes alot of hard work NOT just running 3 bases and your home free what the hell is that no wonder baseball players are fat!! no skill involved, so if you Americans are real good at sports come and play in the jungle with real professionals!!

[aido25]

stupid yanks

[beevers48]

Myopic people from a mypopic society.

[bakshib4u]

BEAutiful Ad !!

[Aheadstix85]

I detest, the tite "cricket vs real sports", If cricket is not "real" then why is it replacing baseball in the next olympics??.

[Shtoops27]

cricket is boring tho

[qwerty10113]

@Shtoops27 whats boring about it?

[darkangel2327]

@Shtoops27 You just don't understand the game.

[ernieray2]

im american, and i think this is great

[Aheadstix85]

Dous he know who he is talking to?, Mike hussey is like the Michael jordan of Cricket , his nickname is Mr cricket.

[darkangel2327]

@Aheadstix85 lol. I wouldn't say he is the michael jordan of cricket but he is a great player....he pisses me off every time my team go against them. Damn you hussey!

[xxxvanillafacexxx]

i hate cricket

and im australian o.o

[hellollove]

i hate how they portray all americans as being pricks.

we arent holy fucking christ.

[PossessedDonutz]

Because they think they are so great when we top them off in everything lol.

[darkangel2327]

@hellollove i live in america, and most of the time I play cricket in the park, some ignorant person have something to say. I can't imagine what is going on in their heads.

[thatflamyguy]

omg! as boring as aussie cricket.

[hardcore2148]

go die in a hole crocket is awesome!

[thatflamyguy]

cricket is awesome. just australia loses its marbles playing India...

[hardcore2148]

thats why aussie have started winning over them!

[ladyfirehair]

Personally I love Mike Hussey in these ads... he is so funny

[KillSwitch66627]

my god... i think im half american.....CRICKET SUCKS

[dj123dj1234]

er no not funny. load of crap.

[muribry]

ok im the wife of an american....yep thats yankees for ya... fuck em!.... they seriously think like that.... i hate it...

[azwon1981]

THEY SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT CRICKET ooooooo controversy oooooooooohhhhh dont upset the inbred cricket obsessers out there

[crazyjsplol]

hahaha soo not funny

[crazyjsplol]

hahaha soo not funny

[pooperami]

These ads are funny, the office thing isn't the most original angle but they're well done and more enjoyable than most of the ads you see on Aussie TV. 'which bank' was an inspired line, but twenty years later and the ads were getting pretty stale, its okay to move on. Olimistry, can't agree with you except on Slayer, see, the yanks do get some stuff very right

[tekm123]

yawn, yawn..... commbank must be a bunch of retarded jerks if they approve such drivel

[UrsiesBear07]

The American idea of a world game is the "world series" and America has won EVERY TIME! How awesome is that?

Maybe some year, another country might win, but we're not keeping our hopes up.

[adi87tya]

have you watched Eddie Izzard?

[UrsiesBear07]

Indeed I have.

[SYLFan2008]

...add to that the SUPERBOWL WORLD CHAMPIONS!

Roughly translated as : I live in my tiny little world called "Football Town" where I am the champion. Yay!!!

[olimistry]

Shit I actually agree with the americans cricket really does suck, thanks Commbank for highlighting how lame it is.

Can you do the same for slow broadband speeds and real estate agents with photo calling cards?

[opoort]

Get a new comment, you keep adding the same shitty one to all these posts

[olimistry]

Ha ha got nothing better to do than read all these comments? Do you work for Commbank? Or maybe the agency. Get a better ad concept and ill get a better comment..

[opoort]

Seeming it is the third down from when I watched it, it really wasn't hard to see... Jeez... I was just watching them like you.

[hardoghey]

ROFL - I agree - This guys a goose!!!

[FishermansRally]

Skip to 0:55 ... Bottom left corner in the yellow and white writing.

You missed the point of the ad mate

[olimistry]

Maybe the hint of sarcasm didnt come across, I realise Commbank arent slagging off Cricket....

Its Just a shit, self indulgent, non consumer centric ad.

[ladyfirehair]

God i love Hussey's expression when he asks 'does anyone like cricket?' CLASSIC!!

[dougsherrard]

awesome!

[necrojam]

God. You didn't even understand the ad. You must be American. Don't lie.

[lordpenut1]

@necrojam agree iwth you but i have 2 words and i no ill get flak for it but ohh well, THE ASHES.

[moey88arsenal]

americans have the "world series" of a sport that is only played in their stupid country.. cricket rules!

[chestergrape]

Yeah ... awesomely CRAP. I've taken Valium more entertaining than this piece of poop.

[radhotrobot]

I lol'd.

[HomerzHome]

This is awesome. So true Americans just don't get cricket. Only fella I ever met over there who got it was my dentist and he was an import from Jamaica... Jamaica in the Caribbean that is. Not Jamaica Long Island.