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  • lol i love how he stumble trying to do an American accent

  • coldplay YELLOW RULZ

  • Well this could be fun...you could be my Dad....HAHA!!

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  • I am American and this TV show is hilarious! Makes me want to move to Europe

  • Aw Im American :c

  • haha americans dont say coach. its funny when brittish people try to do american accents b/c they still say shit like flat mate

  • i like his accent!

  • reminds me a lot of zach galafawhatever

  • Most brits who try and impersonate an American accent end up sounding more Canadian, lol.

  • LOL Nice accent

  • A dog walking with a pile of hotdogs.

  • He's no Hugh Laurie, but close enough.

  • The accent is a little Texan, so I guess this is pretty spot on. I'm from San Antonio, TX so half of the people are unfortunately that size and yeah. Though for it to be true Texan, he would need to say "Ya'll."

  • Not a good American accent.  Not even close....

  • @RobTiff0818 Actually it is pretty damn good.

  • @TheMysticMage Agree to disagree. I live in Fort Worth Texas, and I can tell you he sounds nothing like anybody I've ever heard. It sounds like he's forcing his "R"s (like when he says Florida). Just to me, he doesn't sound at all like he's from the states. At least nobody I've talked to.

  • @RobTiff0818 there are 50+ accents and dialects in the states. I've met people from Tennessee, sound just like him....Ohio too.

  • and we wonder why the world hates us.... but i must say it was funny

  • ...and it was the start of a most beautiful relationship.

  • We don't call it 'fat, we call it famine reserves.

  • No, this is perfectly accurate :) And yes, i'm an American ;)

  • That sounds more like a confused Irish dude.

  • Yeah, sounds like a British guy failing to sound American.

  • @GSNRecords he sounds american :)

  • @GSNRecords I think he sounds pretty legit TBH.

  • @GazibBegins They do when they're in England

  • Pure Class.

    

  • LOL so this is what british people think of Americans. And its not too far off LOL

  • @TheMagicTard No, this is what they think and it is very far from the truth.

  • @GazibBegins We really wouldn't haha. But then again we wouldn't be that stupid or fat.

  • This is so perfect.

  • Hahaha.

  • My fellow Americans - take a fucking joke, everyone knows we're not all fat - that is all

  • This is the worst American accent ever. xD

  • It's not fair to stereotype Americans as 'fat' because it's not true for all. However, they all do bleach their anuses.

  • @GazibBegins

    They might have if they were trying to 'blend in' with the natives. :D

  • I guess I am fat too....140lbs 5'9"....just b/c I am an American? Someone will always have something mean to say about us...wonder y, wat is your problem? What makes u so different, because you talk different? Because their are a less fat people where you are from? Thats so shallow, its a joke stop pressing on it like its REAL ALL OF THEM ARE FAT LETS PUT THEM DOWN TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER? When are people gonna grow up? Really how old r u?

  • the south is fat because they don't exercise and eat nothing but fast food.

  • @aldfjak the south supplies the norths food.

  • @aldfjak OK, who ever told you that is fuckin retarded....most families in the south eat home cooked diners, were are you from?? Have u ever eatin a deer?? Killed or skinned it?? I guess thats fast food right?? How about fish, you ever catch em and skin em and fry em?? Rabits or pigs?? I dont think you know anything about the south.

  • @CarolinaSwethrt

    I know about the south and we dont do that we buy are food like everyone else, what your talking about doing is pretty rare and more likely to for the old fashioned generation :p

  • @AZULAPRO

    Depends on what portion of the South you belong to, really. I've never killed my own food and skinned it, but I have been to portions of the South where that is actually pretty common. It's disgusting as hell, but the meat tastes ridiculously good.

  • @AZULAPRO ya that is not everyone, sorry its not old fashion to actually cook dinner for your family!!! & I live in NC...and TELL ME WHERE THE HELL YOU CAN BUY DEER MEAT IN A STORE???????????????? BTW...IM ONLY 23

  • dang his pegged us americans good.

  • Americans are fatter : )

  • @Unguidedone ya b/c we eat more meat...

  • Even as an American I think this is hilarious. I'm from Colorado, the skinniest state in the US, we even have a lower average BMI than most of Europe, so I never used to get the americans are fat jokes until I visited Texas. I instantly understood every fat american joke I'd ever heard. I shouted "Man the Harpoons!" at just about everyone I met.

  • @Dasan35 haha but its the meat....they have planty of meat!!!

  • @Dasan35 Gee, well thats rude of you >.>

  • @Dasan35 lol i live in texas and im only 120

  • @Dasan35

    here in illinois is pretty fat too

  • where was the mullet and nascar hat?

  • LMAO..american?

  • That's exactly like the typical American in my experience=,,D

  • Do you have food at home? Cause i'm hungry..

  • this is so hilarious..his accent sounds like a cross between australian and a cowboy

  • I’m an American and I got a great laugh out of it. We pick on blacks and Muslims all the time to its fair.

  • @FutureGeneral20 wow@ your comment..who is "we" exactly??

  • @FutureGeneral20 No. Only total retards make fun on other races and such. Not 'Americans'. I know this is supposed to be funny, but frankly it's just plain rude and sterotyping.

  • @bumblebeerockz

    Life is full of stereotypes so you have two choices: being smart enough to laugh at them, or become Grumpy.

  • wtf! hahaha! You made him so fat! XD

  • @musubi69 Lol well after all Americans are the fattest people on earth!

  • @Mumsilius  Yeah I'm so fat... I weigh 136lbs (61kg) and am 5'7" (173cm) tall....

  • @musubi69 hehe just saying, on average you'd probably weigh around 100kg and be about 175cm...

  • @musubi69

    Not anymore! Saudi Arabia has passed us up. America needs to retake it's rightful place! I suggest we all go to McDonalds and load up on supersized triple big macs, right after I invest in McDonalds stock.

  • I'm American and I laughed really hard, fuck if you can't laugh at your own country then there are probably some serious problems with it...seems to be the case with mine

  • I just so happened to bring my dog from america too

  • Haha i knew this video would have argueing! Take a joke man im sure most americans who watched this found it funny but for the few that didn't chill out , i didn't kick off for example in the way family guy takes the piss outa us i just laughed my arse off! Just have a laugh! x

  • '...i must warn u tho, jensen has a weak bladder... so uhhh he's gonna b a difficult house guest, but its real nice of you to put us up" haha shits funny. fat dude just stuck on to the old man like glue. That guy must be thinkin wtf! who is this strange fat guy w/ long hair & a dog askin if he can tag along w/ me cuz he's lost & if I have food in my house for him? wut a dumbass lol

  • its an exaggeration, but come on fellow Americans, we've all run into one of these guys

  • I'm American and I'm FAT as hell.

  • @PepeLeWunderkind

    that's the attitude man! Come on, I am slim as hell and if this guy would be slim, long haired and would have a beard (exactly like me!) I would still laugh my ass off guys! Come on, maybe its true that Americans are not educated so well but as well u might tell a sterotype story about every country in the world! Just because most of u-tube users are from the US, why can'T this be funny!?

  • "In the UK around 43% of men and 33% of women are overweight, and a further 22% of men and 23% of women fall into the obese category." You guys aren't very far behind.

  • I suppose the common Britt might find it a challenge to become obese when he has such things as spotted dick on his platter. Now that we have accomplished the requisite eye for an eye, allow me to speak some truth. The common Britt is as slovenly and dull witted as his American counterpart. Brittish grace and propriety is a thing of the past unless one is observing the educated or moral. The same can be said of the American populace.

  • it's true amercians are fatt

  • @warfreak1111 not all of us, im considered skinny.

  • @warfreak1111 not all of us, im really skinny.

  • Oh I get it because hes american hes supposed to be fat...Hardy har har

  • That fat guy doesn't american.

    Sounds like a hillbilly from canada.

  • @Thinker669 that fat guy doesn't American?

  • @Thinker669 clearly your livin under a rock cuz i dont no one Canadian that looks like that, u just provin the point there making that some americans are dumb, most americans arnt but there are that are just that and your prob one of them? discrace to all americans btw: im prode to be Canadian

  • Don't try that accent in North America. We'll see through it in a second.

  • so funny hahaha

  • aaaahahahaha fat americano

  • @GazibBegins exactly.

  • this could be fun huh, you could be my dad.....do you have food at home, cause im hungry x[)

  • well in response to goombabear's butthurt post

    It's a well known fact that about 70% of americans are obese/overweight

    while Englishmen look like generic caucasians with normal sized noses.

    Don't be insulted by facts.

  • @Raubez what about the fucked up teeth

  • @Raubez they might be generic caucasians but they dont have a dentist

  • @Raubez

    Pot calling the kettle black. Brits act as if fat people don't exist in their society when they aren't that far behind us statisically, and I have seen the numbers. So you can fuck off :).

  • americans don't follow people home unless they plan to steal from you or kill you. LOL!!!

  • I must warn you that Jenson has a weak bladder... so he's going to be a very difficult house guest" LMFAO

  • What a clusteruck of an accents.

  • americans dont call a bus "the coach" lol

  • england and europe as a whole has better taste than america in so many things: humor, music, movies, actors, sports, cars, food, culture, ethics, etc. and its no surprise because europe is thousands of years old and rich in culture whereas america is only 200 yrs old. as a non-european and non-american, i can safely say europe wins. as for this video, its a comedy. the americans need to lighten up or put up with their crappy politically-correct comedies back home.

  • @BoAbkal sports? you dont have any sports, and soccer cant count cause you're not even good at that. you cannot deny our athletes dominate. as for humor and cars i can agree :) also im from the northeast, people up here are assholes but we aren't the fat americans you see in the south

  • @vhalen333 well im not european but in my opinion europe has better taste in general, which also includes their taste for sports, music, food, cars, whatever. thats how i view it. for example, formula 1 instead of nascar. field hockey instead of ice hockey, so its not just soccer or rugby or the typical european games. but forget that, theres also loads of other things that in my opinion are executed better in europe. no offence to america, its just a matter of time and age.

  • @vhalen333 I agree on a preference for brittish humor, when it comes to cars then recently yes, but, america has historically been the epicenter for classic cars from henry ford through the 70's. As for the north east comment, don't most italians live in the northeast? The industrial northeast have historically been the most obese-rich whereas the agricultural south leads a more active lifestyle.

  • @BoAbkal Politically corect? You are aware the taliban recently issued a death threat to the creators of south park? Also many forms of music which originated in america are more popular in europe than in the states Rock-a-billy immediately comes to mind but there are others.

  • @7mattduser like i said its a matter of time, age, history and global exposure. america is only just beginning to face global exposure (since the 90s whereas europe had global exposure for hundreds of years). and age plays a role in this. time perfects or heals many things. in my opinion europes got the better taste in most things and thats due to their rich history. even in america im sure people of the Northeast have a richer culture than those in the west coast or south or midwest. no offence

  • @BoAbkal New Orleans has the richest culture in the states and maybe in the world. I can think of several places more culturally rich than all of europe Sao Paulo Jerusalem and Tokyo I would consider to be more culturally rich than anywhere in europe except for maybe Paris. What you are forgetting is that a key ingredient for culture is diversity the northeast is all white, with a diversity of nationalities, the south is black white and hispanic, very diverse culurally.

  • @7mattduser im not talking about diversity. fact is, america is still a very young country and doesnt have the same overall exposure or experience that other nations around the world went through. for that reason, i strongly believe that places like europe have a richer taste for things than america. and its not just in comedy or humor but even food, etc etc. too many things to mention. in my opinion new england and the mid-atlantic states (northeast) have the richest culture in america.

  • @BoAbkal Now culture is about having good tastes? Culture is an artist not a critic. I will agree that europe is good at appreciating the many brilliant forms of media coming out of the U.S. but I wouldnt say that makes them have a richer culture.

  • @7mattduser everyone has culture. even my country has culture but its shit because my country is young, new and inexperienced. i cant compare my country's culture (only 100 yrs old) to places like europe, china or japan for example. even in america, there's a difference between the old/real america (13 colonies and more specifically northeast) and the newer states. anyway live and let live. seems like none of us can convince the other. :-)

  • @BoAbkal Culture has no relationto the age of the government which it coexists with. Our culture is so incredibly rich because we took the cultural backgrounds of our immigrants and melted it all together along with native american influence. When you couple this with what is perhaps the most peculiar and colorful history of any nation in the world an amazingly beautiful thing is sure to be the product.

  • @BoAbkal Also global exposure is a ridiculously loose term. To say that you can pinpoint the time that global exposure "happened" in the states as in the 90's is insane. What about the world wars? What was in the papers then?

  • @7mattduser in the end, there are certain things that only come with age and history. europe is a grand example of that and yes so is the middle east (in some sense) and east asia. so i do not wish to insult america. in fact i think they are finally embracing globalization and accepting the rest of the world. good for them. these are learning curves all countries must go through and america's freshness in global history makes them a new learner.

  • this could be fun you could be my dad lol

  • omg why do u discuss shit?

  • cowboy accent meets scottish

  • Can anyone help me find the one where the tourist is asking a person where he can empty his bum? "I need to empty my BUM"

  • that was funny as fuck

  • do u have food because i'm hungery lmaoo

  • hahaha

  • I laughed my ass off on this one. Newfound respect for this guy.

    American that's lived up and down the east coast here. It figures that if you're going to pick an accent that annoying and hilarious at the same time, it would be a Tennessee-ish accent.

  • AHAHAHAHHA!!! This is like "the typical American" walking! I once went to the United States, and this is how like every single person there looks, walks and talks! Ofcourse there are fat girls and mexicans and blacks too...

  • in america we're fat because our food doesn't taste like shit

  • haha, stupid fat americans

  • we arent all from the south! but still funny as hell lol

  • "This could be fun, huh? You could be my dad." LOL

  • MAURY!! GET THE RESULTS OUT!

  • Lol.

    This is hilarious. I'm American and this shit is just great.

  • LOL! I'm American and I've gotta say, that accent sounds weird as hell.

    Funny shit though!

  • I must warn you that Jenson has a weak bladder... haha!

  • that was the strangest american accent... it was like a mix of southern and midwestern... with a bit of canadian thrown in..

  • and he called a bus a coach

  • lol I'm American and I was laughing. I started cracking up at "Do you have food at home?" |D

    People need to chill. lol

  • Calm down.

    This show pokes fun at everyone, including us Americans.

    Don't freak out.

  • If for English the Americans are stereotypical obese for the Americans English are stereotypical ugly with a wide nose loooooool how about the french frog and african??? just waiting your reply looool

  • LMAO!@

  • LOL the way he says you could be my dad cracks me up hahh

  • If the English are going stereotype Americans as being obese than Americans should stereotype the English as being extremely ugly with large noses.

  • Dont forget those beautiful Euroteeth!

  • whahahaha you focking nuts xD

    big noses . first come to england monkey

  • Well, uh, in case you didn't know, 50% of Americans are obese, so... Not really a stereotype at that point, eh?

  • Where do you get your information? You must get it from your left-wing BBC news. Fifty percent of Americans are not obese. The numbers are much lower than that. You should talk, Britons are very obsese themselves.

  • wow look at you go eh, punctuation and everything! leave it to the americans to get so offended from a comedy sketch show that pokes fun at all nations. you should listen to some more cnn, because they won't feed you lies or propaganda, ever...

  • I don't watch CNN.

  • i bet you'll watch bbc programming, though its news is sub-par correct?

  • The BBC programming is far superior to America's because for each program they only produce 6-8 episodes a year as opposed to America's 20-30 episodes per year. In addition there are fewer channels so horrible shows get "weeded" out. Also most American seasons run for nine months straight while BBC programs only last for about six weeks. The writers have more time to produce better quality shows. To answer your question I do watch BBC programs, but I don't watch lefty BBC news.

  • Lol, I'm an American and to be honest, we aren't that fair either in our representations of other races.

  • That is true. Thanks.

  • arent that fair, thats an understatment

    nd since america is actually run by jews , this is why you see the most cruel representations of there enemy's, the middle easterns and the germans

  • @fockya

    hail hitler ?

  • yessir fuck jews

  • @jingu3 races? Oo american is a nationality, (European settlers back in the day.. aka all Americans come from a Europe, except the ones with native american grand parents and stuff (native american is a different race.. not american))

  • Yeah the obese Americans are beautiful.

  • yea the horrible teeth British are beautiful

  • @goombabear Chill man its just comedy

  • @ArianHabibi458 I love Trigger Happy TV and yes I agree with you in part, however I do get sick of hearing nasty comments about Americans.

  • @goombabear yes, but the thing is... there is truth and accuracy to this american stereotype portrayed in this skit! So much truth in it! And I know because I AM American!

  • @goombabear

    with terrible teeth.

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  • @goombabear already do stereotype us that way, it's fine though, we invented the toothbrush (not teethbrush)

  • @goombabear Yeh but our comedy is far superior to your shitty American comedy. END OF STORY!

  • You have a real problem. My comment was referring to false stereotypes, not the quality of programming. Obviously I am watching a British program, therefore I must enjoy them. I agree that British shows are far superior because the BBC produces only a few a year and the BBC does not have to "chase the ratings" as do the American broadcasters. Your channel name is partially correct.

  • @goombabear My user-name is a metaphor for the system we live in. But you wouldn't have a clue would you?

  • @goombabear

    Dude, so many americans are fat. seriously.. I've actually been to your beloved USA and you see wayyy more fat people around there. No offence to americans though. a lot of them can be nice people. But the whole american stereotype about english and ugly with huge noses I just don't get.. Ugly, maybe, a lot of todays' english people (especially youth) are kinda ugly. But big noses? nah,, that's the jews you're looking for. :)

  • @goombabear Dont forget bad teeth!

  • @goombabear i am sorry to say that more than 50% of the USA population is obese. In which case it's not a stereotype but a fact xD

  • @Equirah Oddly enough, the British population is just as overweight and obese as Americans, the statistics are the same. Portraying a morbidly obese person as a typical American is a stereotype.

  • @goombabear Do you have any idea of the diference in numbers of the same % of US and UK people?

  • @Equirah it is still not a FACT b/c not 100% of all Americans are fat....it may be a fact that there are more fat Americans but that doesnt mean the stereotype is correct.  I am happily not fat and work out several days a week, I take great care of my body...so am I still considered a FAT American???

  • @CarolinaSwethrt hope all Americans fatter than this guy , so , the world ll be a more secure place to live

  • @goombabear Boo-hoo. Nobody is allowed to make fun of mr America, right?

  • @jumish no, we get too offended........lol i thought it was funny and i am an American. we give every reason to be made fun of, i mean for God's sake we elected Bush for president....hahaha

  • @jumish I never said that but if the situation was reversed and a program tried to stereotype the English as Eurotrash, I am sure you would complain as well.

  • This reminds me... on the 2009 miss univers pagent, all the other countries had beautiful exotic dresses that displayed the country's pride. USA had a girl in a NASCAR suit with a helmet and a flag. If you're going to stereotype America, do it because most of us are self obsessed and idiotic.

  • You fucking kidding me? Nice job on generalizing our entire population of 300 million plus. The only reason shit like that and other sensationalist crap makes it on air is because of how damn stupid it is. For every idiot that is paraded on the evening news there are a hundred brilliant minds figuring out how to make the world of tomorrow better. If America was so "self-obsessed and idiotic" we wouldn't be the world's leading superpower.