Rexella explains the Cthulhu Rapture (updated)

[SashineB]

So, what ... they go up NAKED??!!!! Imagine looking up to see all of those fat fundies flying to the stars!

[wrightaid5990]

Funny as hell... god for a laugh not much else.

[wntoply6]

i hope everyone knows rexella van impe, like her husband jack are mail order PhD's.

they no more are doctors of anything than is the cookie monster!

rather, they are bullshit artists of the first order who know nothing of the future.

tell us rexella, if you can predict the future so well, why couldn't you predict the accident you were in and then prevent it?

bull shit artists and fear mongers, in it for the money. that's all they are!

[dfulwilder]

...I think you should have used a Homer Simpson "woohoo!" as the disappearing sound effect. =)

[otherfunk]

@dfulwilder ... But then no-one would take the video seriously! :)

[alienkid]

Those screams make the video!

[cwongchung]

millions of Christians will vanish?? Maybe the world learn tolerance afterwards..

[cwongchung]

WE NEED THE COON!!!

[chriscancer13]

So a million people vanish in a instant, yeah that will probably grab headlines for at least a few weeks. Good observation Rexella.

[saskguy232]

Hope this happens sooner rather than later, I might have a chance of getting a cheap house at rapturous prices and maybe a good job. And the people left will be a hell of a lot more fun.

[MrNeosoul99]

o yes, yes rexella, oh it's so wonderful!! can I be raptured too? Basketball in the bible? wow? This is so ridiculous! The rapture is spiritual not physical!. It is a wonderful thing that they are so wrong because this is so superstitious. This is religion? Good God? Go ahead, leave..... we don't want you here anyways. We'll build our own Kingdom of heaven on earth.

[BoyintheMachine]

CTHULHU F'THAGN!

[masticina]

Silly Christians but may they been nummy food or the Old Ones

[Maratrushka]

I dont believe in thattkind of rapture because is not biblical is not secretive rapture, All eyes(at the same time) will see Jesus on a cloud when he comes

[sastri0918]

How can the baby be a Christian ? the baby can't even speak or walk ?

[visaman]

All dogs and babies (and maybe a few cats) will be raptured.

[chilimaker2011]

@sastri0918 Babies are accepted in Christ because they are too young for understanding and accountability.

Once you hear about Jesus dying on the cross for you and are old enough ( and not severely mentally handicapped) to understand, the decision is yours to make. Jesus said "I am the Way the Truth, the Life, and no one can get to the Father (God) but by Me (Jesus). Choose life.

Let Jesus break the chains that are binding your heart and mind. He loves you now, even if you say "no" to him.

[otherfunk]

@chilimaker2011 ... But he'll burn us all in hell eternally if we don't love him back the right way, yeah? Whether we're Gandhi or Stalin, all non-Christians deserve the same eternal punishment, yeah?

[theclashofretards]

uhhh I hate to bust ur bubble but I am christian, heck I thought that the vid was funny, oh and nice cradle fo filth opener, I have that cd.

[otherfunk]

cool beans :)

[Acchon90]

Awesome! I will be the most happiest man in the world when those crazy Christians go away.

[Chiiru]

roflmao...

[ChildeRolandofGilead]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! 0:38 is priceless!

[jcfbell3001]

bring it on Cthulhu - expect my boot up yer slimy green arse

[S1587915G]

Maybe the Christian God is a Great Old One.

[Numinous123]

Them crazy Christians. Did you know a science book is like kryptonite to them?

You can just hold one up to them, and they'll run away.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Bahahahahaha.... hilarious....

[gemmasoleil]

Wow, that's some good fear-mongerin', Rexy. M. Knight Shamalan is probably ready to get the rights for his next big motion picture project.

[StridentLobster]

Gotta say, the bit with the basketball players was pretty well-filmed. I know they just tossed some clothes in the direction the player was running from off-camera, but low tech solutions like that can work really well if you cut your footage nicely.

Also, what do you call it when jesus returns, only to rickroll the faithful?

The Aroflypse.