Doug Benson (LCS Season 4 Ep. 3)

[Danderson07]

I smoked weed with Doug Benson last night. Nobody will ever believe me.

[mightisright]

@Danderson07

Your story is plausible yet I have my doubts.

[chudmanguy]

he did the same exact routine as he did in his actual standup

[xbrokenxfaithx]

@ShookOnesTO Ok, 1) that's not how you spell segue. 2) Of course the segues were bad, that was the point. He drew attention to them, so it was funnier when they sucked.

[blacktopaz8]

In life, Doug absolutely won. 

[jessejames1616]

good set for a limit of 2 min

[Gvillwock]

im watching super high me while this is playing and he is literally wearing the same exact shirt talking about the above the influence commercials hahahaha

[rtselby]

If you smoke weed, Bob Odenkirk thinks you should grow up and stop smoking.

[monsterhockey7]

If you don't chew big red and think Doug Benson is funny, then fuck you.

[xoxauntcarole]

i cant believe he was voted off ; he's too funny!

[NightManiacsInc]

this guy is just not funny, i dont get ppl think he's funny at all

[spliffa666]

@NightManiacsInc ok lousy larry

[ShookOnesTO]

@spliffa666 no this guy isnt funny. his segways were bad too. and he even emphasized them. if he didnt say anything about the segways it would have been better.

[ChiefRockolla]

Last comic standing is bullshit. 

[Filipinachick7486]

iv watched this 765434567896543456786543234567­899098754939229 times and still laugh.

[JohnF832]

Dude is #1 comic for stoners...

He is better while high.../ on his CD's...

[storm071970]

Just watched Super High Me last night.  Doug Benson is the man!

[ZombieKiller766]

Doug should of won. this is bullshit!!!!

[zagfan10]

I think its funny how people can look up comedians on youtube that they obviously searched up just to write some stupid post they think is hilarious.....but isn't. You might think he's not funny but he's getting paid and you're chillin on your comp spending time out of your day helping his wallet get bigger.

[SandoTrini]

@zagfan10 Yea dude its called Blogging....lol

[vict0r1ous]

stupid

[pt145]

doug benson is the shit, he should have won!!!

[subiiime]

how did he not win

[DVSnmeSON]

Yo Doug! Lets all go have a piece pipe session man! haha SUPER HIGH ME!!!

[Tsugo582]

a baby ate my dingo

holy crap that was good :D

[paperorpipe]

That was good one long joke throughout the whole thing plus mini jokes integrated in.

[julianholguin]

pigs like shit... hahaha

[matewis1]

He's better when he's stoned..

[estevanruvalcaba]

everyone go see super high me

[taterhead30]

...speaking of crap....doug benson

[Marypoppinscollar]

I can't believe he got eliminated after that!

[SicSolution]

Am I tripping balls or did Dane Cook also have a joke about Heinous Anus cookies?

[coolpiza]

"Dingoes can swim..."



[playin4chubbs]

dane cook is notorious for stealing jokes

[megnas]

@playin4chubbs As was Mencia...but he just kinda left outta nowhere...like, what happened to him?

[dogsxxsuxxx]

i think he should have won

[saiteris]

totally

[rongravy]

yeah!

[alskkumar]

@guitarplayernr1  you have to have watched the episode on Seinfield

[omonaija4life]

the segway (not sure if it's spelt correctly...lol) is brilliant

[hoosierhandheld]

Pig infested waters!!!

[guitarplayernr1]

i don't get the "a baby ate my dingo" one

[rebelx21]

its funny because a dingo is suppose to eat your baby, but this time the baby ate the dingo lawlawl weed

[rep300]

@guitarplayernr1 It's a reference to an Australian criminal case where woman claimed that a dingo ate her baby. it has become a pop culture reference, and was even used on Seinfeld.

[guitarplayernr1]

Thank you^^

[abbymswf]

@guitarplayernr1 There was a family that was camping in the outback when a dingo ate their baby. The parents were accused of murder and after a super long trial the mom was sent to prison. After 5 years of her being in prison, the babies clothes were found and some remains i think too. Mom was released. This happened in the late 80's or early 90's.

[guitarplayernr1]

@abbymswf

thx^^

[adrian97c]

I saw him in west palm beach!

[comedy224]

Doug Benson is great! I'm going to go see him at Lakeshore Theater in Chicago this week

[luke666808g]

Those are some fucking EPIC segways

[SacredCowProductions]

YouTube: How Weed Won the West

[FLAMINGSQURLE111]

he was on friends

[ReVenGeReVeLaTioNZ]

mad funny

[ciaban]

this is season 5

[Freshhhhh1982]

That man smokes a lot of weed.

[ndybrrss]

so do i

[MBIIdollaBill]

@Freshhhhh1982 and watches a lot of movies

[sweet1j]

a baby ate his dingo? i dont see how thats funny in anyway?

[TomLeykisClips]

It's an australian joke that refers to the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance. The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances, and the mom claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalized the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo.

[svendiamond]

DOUG BENSON NOT FUNNY

[Montwood420]

SVENDIAMOND = EPIC FAIL

[americanmoto]

...or DOUCHE BAG

[jwka2001]

a shame he didnt win,, but glad to see he made it still

[DH2020]

This guy is suppose to be funny?!! is he retarded or something? cause then I would understand.

[ebbycat]

Doug should come up to Canada for a live performance in front of some Canadian Special Forces personnel. I wonder how long he'd last before he shits himself?

[aow4321]

Lol Canadian Special Forces? They're almost as good as the US Coast Guard...seriously you made my day with that.

[ebbycat]

Hey aow4321. How about you come up here and say that to someone in the Cdn military? You'll be breathing out of your asshole if you do. Pussy.

[aow4321]

Well I'm a Captain in the Marine Corps. 1st Battalion 2nd Marines and I know my boys can beat any force they come across. And I'm tired of traveling, why don't you Canadian boys do some traveling and come down here and Ill show you why we've never lost a fight. By the way, name calling shows weakness, I dont need to resort to that.

[aow4321]

Not to mention our Green Berets, Delta Force, Airborne, Rangers, and Navy SEALs.

[DaKewlGuy1234]

UR HARDCORE BRO!

[ebbycat]

aow4321, America is the laughing stock of the world. You can't beat anyone anymore. You paid off the insurgents to stop fighting. Blow it out your arse.

[Dyeballer610]

beat anyone at what exactly? no one cares what the world thinks about america, we are the super power of the world... get over it

[wndrw982]

who is the super power of the world? def not usa. usa is israels bitch. india is going to be the richest country very soon

[Dyeballer610]

being the richest doesn't mean your the super power. having the ablitity to rape anyone who comes across you does, and thats the US army

[bluezinc]

@wndrw982 lol, no its not. have you BEEN to india? there's hardly a government there.

sorry to tell you, but America is still the largest economic and military power on the planet. Believe or not, Israel is America's bitch even if it doesn't act like it. If America stopped supporting Israel, it would be gone very soon. I'm going there next month to see it for myself.

[wndrw982]

@bluezinc i mustve been really high lol

[LiveAtEs77]

It's funny seeing a pussy ass Canadian trying to act hard! lol

Canada = Pathetic, pussies!

HAHAH EVERYONES scared of canadians!!! LOL

[aow4321]

Paid Insurgents to stop fighting huh? I can think of 4,000+ American troops who would disagree with you, if they could anymore. Way to disrespect us for keeping your sorry ass safe while our lives are on the line. You know what Im happy to see this though because if you still have the freedom to speak your mind, then were doing our job right. Thank you for showing me theres hope...

[aow4321]

Oh and name 1 country besides China that could take the US 1 on 1. And I guess besides Russia now too but theyre only a shadow of their former selves. If you say Canada youll make my day.

[baldguy100]

you give the american peopel a bad name its people like you that gives americans bad names around the world stay out of canada you peice of shit.

[tillyhein]

what a useless lump of fuck....

[willming]

if he is any uglier, jesus , look at that face!!!!! i hope the woman who fucks him is blind, oh god, that fat pig figure, i wonder why his mother didn't put him done when he reached out her gross vagina

[markaswell]

doug benson is not funny at all.

Gerry Dee deserved to win each time he was on. Oh, and, in "super high me"...anyone notice that he didn't inhale at ALL, EVER?!

[Lynne921]

ha yea but hes funny

[Beastleh]

not funny at all

[F4R207]

uhm.. this is not even fun, why are people

laughing? 'cuss they have paid and don't

want to let it slip that they got screwed?

[EmpireStrikesOut]

"at least KFC had the courtesy to make their own damn recipe instead of stealing one from another less famous fast food restaurant."

KFC's recipe is salt and fucking pepper. Sorry to break the news, bud. No 11 herbs and spices in that shit at all.

[xxSARAbearuhxx]

doug benson is a fucking stoner....lmao gotta love that shit.

[SunSeTbeiruT]

This is the most unfunny asshole i seen in my life, someone should shoot him

[smoooshed]

u gotta love dough benson

[Kelsiisme]

dough?  Like cookie dough?

[smoooshed]

sorry Doug

[hairfreak23]

can someone explain the baby ate my dingo part?

[7Be]

a common australian phrase "A dingo ate my baby!"

[fenderboy199]

thats 1 american that knows that

good for u

[7Be]

how'd you know i'm american?

[gd1f]

not a common australian phrase u retard

one woman said it once.

[7Be]

and then it became popularised and turned into a common phrase. i'm not retarded

[gd1f]

It's not a common phrase. Trust me, no one here ever says it. The only people who say it are Americans trying to imitate Australians.

[7Be]

yeah thats basically what i meant it became popularized over here by fratboy idiots and shit all they say if someone mentions australlia is either that or "lets put another shrimp on the barbie" or they'll just quote crocadile dundy

[dlicata1]

doug benson is way too clever a comic to be on last comic standing

[stormriderWI]

Wasn't Doug Bensen a pretty poplular comic before this? Don't they usually take comics on that are reletivly unknown or kinda off on the fringe?

[rebldomakr88]

Doug Bensen has always had a relatively strong cult following but hasn't reached mainstream yet which is why he still does crap on VH1.

[KingJames237]

the tvo is a dane cook act

[sexitaliana629]

dane cook sucks

[sexitaliana629]

bc he went out wit jessica simpson and hes been in some horrible movies.. it has nothing to do with how good someone is. some of the best bands, comics, etc etc in the world, are unrecognized

[adamzez]

Doug did the Tivo thing way before Dane Crook. And Stand-Up Comedy isn't about getting famous. Some people just making better business decisions than others.

[GetTiefBlauAndDie]

Dane Cook is popular because he spews random incoherent crap that makes the retards clap like seals. Dane Cook did to comedy what KFC did to chicken, but at least KFC had the courtesy to make their own damn recipe instead of stealing one from another less famous fast food restaurant.

[monkeymanNr1]

thank you there is a god, that is exactly what I believe thank you

[monkeymanNr1]

exactly he is never funny he just makes a whole bunch of jokes and fake randomness

[rebldomakr88]

it's also apart of Patton Oswalt's act.

I think his is the best tho.

[lilkrap]

funny i was sum kid MARTIN RIZO

do a show with him at the laugh factory pretty funny kid

[iAdoreMedia]

I don't know why, but this guy doesn't only annoy me, he makes me depressed... I'm glad for his sake he has fans though... But honestly, he really blows... I couldn't take any more of this guy. I can't stand the high pitched way he talks - in the attempt of being funny. It all just ends up being the biggest annoyance I've ever encountered. However, I can truly see he has fans - and I respect that everybody has their own sense of humor. That's what makes comedy so interesting.

[AceAceman]

i can't believe he didn't get in the house for season 4. He's hilarious!

[facefantome]

one of my favorite comedian

[kurtdyoung]

fucking a hes funny

[amayagab]

I love this guy's movie "Super High Me".

[lilkrap]

haha hey guys check out MARTIN RIZO new young comedian funny

[AnonymousMongoloid]

no.

[adamzez]

Dane Cook stole that TV joke in his Rough Around the Edges DVD. Fucken Dane Cook.

[beksta]

i don't like dane cook, his face annoys me.

[ogporage]

this guys face doesn't annoy you!! Doug is waaay worse, the FACADE just spills of his face!

Doug is an obvious LATE BLOOMER.

[beksta]

hahah

[ironlung1028]

blah blah blah ya fat loser.

[ogporage]

hahaa, yeaaah.

[xMalignantx]

This guy = fail compared to Gary Gulman and such.

[nks310784]

How this guy hasn't won is unbelievable

[amitmit]

didnt enjoy this one, maybe cuz im spanish and dont get all the jokes :s

[msahota]

BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTT

[Skeeterhaxxorz]

suck it

[handigs13]

doug benson was EASILY the best comedian on the show this season. what is wrong with everyone???!!! jon reep was very good though, so im happy he won

[Beachedboi253]

genius!

[KornyKawby]

He should have won last year and he should have won this year. If the judges and not the producers controlled who was in the final 10 it would be a different show. Looks like other comedy writers took not of his talent this time and kept having him come back to the show. Other comics know he's the best.

[sexitaliana629]

ever see him on those vh1 shows...omg hes hilarious

[tygersflowerz]

Brilliant. :)

[Ovechkinthegreat8]

yeah i saw Heffron..Maxim comedy with Joe Rogan and Charlie Murphy

[ehmiu]

Doug Benson is probably better off not winning. Has anyone seen Dat Phan, Heffron, Bowdon, or Josh Blue recently?

[justind07]

Dat phan rocks!!

[Eliwood256]

Gerry Dee is way better...yawn

[tygersflowers]

I cannot believe he didn't make it last year. This semi-final performance was even better than this year's.. and this year's was good, too. :)

[togax182]

hes the funniest no doubt ralph harris is gay and he sucks

[TheBearCop]

couldn't agree more... fuck harris

[RCHICKFGUY]

HE SHOULD HAVE ONE.

[ronniesmith99]

I cant believe that Ralph harris beat him. He was clearly the funniest.

[countrikula]

EXACTLY.

I couldn't agree more. The most widely varying style of all of them. What a lame audience he fell to that night.

[redcarpetsuzanne]

DB is hysterical! Watch him on Best Week Ever on VH1! So FU NNY!

[brodkin]

Don't worry, he'll get another chance on season 5!

[TouchtheDream]

Willem Dafoe is a shithead!

[msahota]

OMGGGGGGGGGG IM DIEING HERE

[msahota]

wow that was genious

[RedHotRedHead69]

im so mad he didnt make it!

[nezzerfoot]

yeah...I think if Chris didn't Win...Ty should of.

[nezzerfoot]

I'm so pissed that he didn't make it. He is amazing.

[Drratburn]

yeah he is on a bunch of specials, he is doing good anyways.

[nezzerfoot]

yeah. Have you been watching Last Comic? Who do you think will win it?

[Drratburn]

well considering I saw the finale, I think this show is fucking rigged. Chris porter should have won. they didn't want 2 white guys going against eachother in the finale lol.

[AntiCensorship]

I don't see why that would be, seeing as the majority of comedians are white guys.Let's look at my Just For Laughs brochure here...16 out of the 21 comedians are white males. 3 females, 1 Indian, 1 black. It's no secret that white males dominate the industry.

[Drratburn]

TRUE, but not on Last Comic Standing.