Retarded Segway

[MrChetwannabe]

wow your a fucking numpty idiot, "and uh he'll do this for hours, it's perfectly content to sit there like a ....uhh retarded german shepard"... excuse but you are the retard. a german shepard is a brillat animal and wouldn't sit there and run into a wall. you're the retard because you bought a fuckin segway, the most useless idiotic invention ever concieved. ride a bike you tool or get a fuckin car like any normal person, fuckin hipster douche bag piece of shit

[thesniffysniffy]

i like it how he tells her to turn off the camera before he beats her

[Aetherex]

This is happening because you added U-Lock on the shaft. The additional weight shifts the center of mass to forward and Segway senses this as a forward input in which case it gets driven forward. You won't have this issue if the center of mass is balanced. I have very extensive experience with building Segway.

[kevob26]

I just wouldn't park it in front of the stairs where people walk....

[TheMikebeckham]

its called an ADD Segway. Didnt get its meds that morning, signed Segway Mike

[DudleyaSetchellii]

"like a Perpetual motion machine" ha ha. Has a battery.

Problem is the closed loop feed back control is off, or not calibrated properly, adjust it. Problem solved.

[tv321123]

you need to tap the floor mat off it with you foot

[Holliezilla]

sorry but he sounds like a penis

[33crowdog]

So you are a graduate of law school, and you use something as politically incorrect as "retarded" I am not that big of a PC police, but this is a little much.

[tonebone8]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahah

[nicko242007]

The segway pt, will try to move foward always when its turned on in BALANCE mode, after 5 feet it turns itself off. Yes he is a retard.

[1ring2rule3pigs]

Are you sure he's not retarded?

[richiez7]

OWNED at the end

[ztrawhcs]

Hi everyone,

I assure you the 10 ounce lock has nothing to do with it. The Segway does the exact same thing whether it's on or off.

I love my Segway -- I just thought this was amusing. :-)

[411big]

its because you have the lock on the front stupid ass

[spriteremix02]

":46" you should probbly turn that off now.... sounds like shes gettin a woopin!

[Mrdude397]

That's a feature not a problem. It's designed so that if you fall it moves forward about 3feet and then lays down. Also, the i2 model has what's called "riderless balace mode" witch is easy to accomplish so read your Manuel.

[Kuljanich]

@Mrdude397 That's funny, consult his manuel.  Manuel what? Noriega?

[Baelzhibub]

He almost looks like he's going to let loose a tear, when the woman in the video says he's retarded, not the segway.

[santamon12]

haha wat a retard... xD

[bkmx260]

the reason for this is because you have a lock on the front of the i2 and that causes weight to move forward so it does not stay in one spot

[malagarcha]

parkinson segway????????

[voicetube]

One model of the original Segway indeed did have a "virtual parking stand."

[buzzert1]

Yeah, this isn't the Segway's fault. You've got quite an incline there and how is the machine supposed to know where the stairs are! The original Segway didn't have a virtual parking stand either, unless you're talking about the e167 which isn't really related to this at all :P

[rfwpresto]

your retarded... neither the original segway or the i2 has a "virtual parking stand"... the original ones has a built-in parking stand. and the i2 has a stand that comes separate.

[dheineke]

fascinating.

[C3RS]

this is not a problem...this is a feature, the auto-assist feature that it help you to lift segway on the stairs.

and the problem that it is viewed is BECAUSE, an LOCK is putted on the TOP of the Leansteer.

in any case, if the segway continues to make progress on 10m with nobody, he stops himself ... even a mode of assistance for the stairs.