In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Up in the Tr

[manemustaine]

this has too much a familiar feeling with lord of the rings with aragon and co stumbling apon the elves

[Aussieroth7]

.......................Even the music is bad.

[thomas000078]

Does anybody know/have the song in the begining of the scene?

[kuribayashi84]

You have to admire Jason Statham to keep his dignity during the production.

[Chrispat8]

@kuribayashi84 Im sure Statham was like "What the fuck am i doin' here" the entire time"

[sooddthisman]

well i was in it,,and god was it a hot dusty day in a park in, burnaby,bc,.th whole thing was a pain ,,to do i had to sign a contract that i would be in this flix for 4 months,,ack,,i say ack,,all i got out of it was a legion air costume,,grin

[SirWalterEjr]

i dont see how this movie resembles either "Dungeon Siege" or "Dungeon Siege 2"

[Myserieden]

its fantasy based LOL you know how movie makers are they take a name and ruin it by putting it to a movie that doesnt have anything to do with it

[SacrilegeX7]

Hmmm, doesn't seem like that great of a movie but it would keep me entertained for a while, maybe something to watch when I'm bored on a Saturday afternoon or something. And to everyone who hates this movie, you need to appreciate what's really bad before you give something moderate a bad rating, sure the editing is bad but this is nothing compared to other movies I've seen, Ice Spiders for example, that's a BAD movie.

[M1330]

Uwe boll sucks donkeys balls

[EidahageFeroe]

LOL "we hate your weapons and your killing" and that's it. What awful script

[Chrispat8]

wow, a creative scene done very badly by Uwe Boll's direction and bad editing.

[raymontmasse]

My God this was the most poorly edited load of garbage I've ever seen. Just when there's a shot of something that actually kind of looks interesting BAM random shot of the characters hanging, just to make sure we didn't forget they were hanging there. I wonder if the editor purposefully tried to sabotage the movie.

Also, check out where Ron Perlman's arm is at 1:23. It doesn't get any more embarrassing than that.

[TeamCarbos]

I wouldnt even steal this movie

[dubzy81]

i thought this was called dungeon siege, where are all the fucking dungeons?

[buttscrew12]

Why didn't anyone go to see this movie?

[Ohyawellfuku]

cause it suckd

[kingofthekrill]

I'm saving this flick for my "Bad Movie Night". There will be friends, beers, snacks, and a whole lot of shit talk.

[Ohyawellfuku]

INVITE ME =P il fly over ffs

[OceanbornAngel]

Oh wow! It's Cirque Du Soleil!

[equirnam]

my great question is how come uwe boll always manages to hire good actors for his shitty ass movies? but most importantly, why do they agree?

[OmegaJerico]

I saw this flick yesterday and it was TERRIBLE..TERRIBLE...TERRIBLE.­.2hrs of FLUFF..

[Hughezy]

that's some pretty shitty "comedy" right there.

[manicrm]

is that shawn michaels in the begining

[ikoas]

wtf freaking forest whores?

[what356]

wow, thats some shitty ass scene.

[IceVallejo]

Second that...

[sooddthisman]

ya nice b dy gift to me,,i was in this hellish movie for 4 months,,and ya,,i was in a pit of dirt alot

[Isaac1st]

RON PERLMAN!? In, this load of crap movie? Uwe should go to hell for making terrible game-based movies

[adam18man]

this is bull crap and what camera are they using it looks shitty

[sp4rtansauce]

Jason Statham, *sigh* why did this movie have to look so crappy this movie might ruin his career i like the game its fun but this movie looks so cheap and low budget id expect a movie with Statham to be good .. damnit director go fuck with someone elses career

[FatalKitsune]

Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Burt Reynolds. Also the fat guy that played the Professor in Sliders.

What sort of trickery did Uwe pull to get these people in his movie? Did he lure them over a pit covered with sticks and leaves?

Auugghh.

[Libertad13]

nope

just money

[doverman2]

i dont no bout this movie but ill take my chances. it looks good just because the graphics but it weird cus i guess it wasnt properly presented in commercials like the story looks hmmmm i just dont no. this is probably the hardest movie i ever predicted about.

[PhilKickDea]

I can't believe Ron Perlman is in this terrible movie. I can't!!

[BigAngeloSantorini]

This could be an ok movie

[joster285]

ok?  OK?!? It's more than ok, IT'S FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!

[4llurb4s3]

i think you are right, this actually could be an OK movie... something i thought i would never say about uwe boll.

[randir1488]

His name is Farmer because that's the only name that was given in the first game. And it might not even be his real name in the movie, just a title the same as "blacksmith" or whatever.

[DP715]

True, but they say in one of the trailers "Have you ever heard of a man named Farmer?" That implies that is his name. But I don't know that much, so it might be Damion.

[bersaba]

English last names originally came from professions. So blacksmith, tailor, farmer, baker, etc were your 'family' business. Go see John Baker, Fred Baker's son.

[DP715]

Good point, but it said that it was his first name.

[ymk89]

a computer generated boomerang, a very hot looking Kristina Loken stuck in the same pose in a tree branch and an uninterested Jason Statham as a lead character named 'Farmer'(out of all the possible names in the galaxy, they choose farmer... jesus christ). hmm, lets see what favorite videogame franchise will Uwe rape next.

[DP715]

I'm guessing that the only reason that boomerang was CGI was probably because real boomerangs need real skill to be thrown like that (which Statham might not have in real life). You're right about the name Farmer, though. I mean, who the hell names their child FARMER?! Did they have nothing better to come up with?!

[DP715]

That being said, I'm willing to give this movie a chance because of my disappointments with Pirates 3 and it's nonsensical storyline. You have a right to hate this movie, and Uwe Boll did rape the last three game adaptations he did. But I'm willing to wait and see how people receive this movie just because The Golden Compass was so poorly received by critics.

[4llurb4s3]

thats his name because that is what it was in THE GAME.

[shieldmaidenprincess]

Is that Kristanna Loken?

[joster285]

Yes

[aaront596]

i promise never to watch this piece of shit!

[moiranoreen]

shoot, did the rating wrong, meant to give it 5 stars. Very sorry.

[joster285]

At least u didnt do it on purpose unlike all of those jackasses who rip on the movie without seeing it because of the director.

[PocketCofee]

Ron Perlman has a best and sexy voice...lov him