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  • "No backwash!"

  • @Thesamjam5 Ew dude; seriously it's year 2012. Last time I heard a reference like that were old time has been and losers. If it actually happened don't share with us that.

  • @Daemonologist Fuck you it's out there any way deal with with

  • "HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!"

    -Daggerfall guard

  • @FRY356FRY

    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • Woo

  • I was expecting "That is illegal you know" Why doesn't anyone use that anymore?

  • @TheUltraBulbasaur You DARE bring CD-i jokes to My Little Pony?

    YOU MUST DIE!

  • @TheUltraBulbasaur Don't be a stupid, moron, idiot. That is like almost half of the joke. Besides I took a mace to my face from making arrow to the knee jokes.

  • @TheUltraBulbasaur cdi puns are dead, sadly.

  • Oblivion Guards > Skyrim Guards

    I'm just saying.

  • YOUR STOLEN PUNCH IS NOW FORFEIT.

  • Berry: >_>

    <_<

    FUUUS ROH DAAAAAAAAH!

  • "Stop in the name of the Jarl!"

    -Skyrim guard

  • @Octoblimp Oblivion Guard: No, no, NO!!! You're doing it all WRONG!!!

  • @Daemonologist Listener: I like how you're ignoring the fact that I just killed your Emperor... and that was just in Skyrim.

  • @Octoblimp No! No, no, man, you're making me fall asleep... tah death, bro! 'K, the line is: "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • @Octoblimp It's okay, we can outrun them! They all have knee injuries!

  • "Stop! You violated the law, pay the court your fine or serve your sentence!"

    - Oblivion Guard

  • @confucheese "Your stolen goods are now forfeit!" *the imperial guard song*

  • When i saw berry do that i was like no back wash

  • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLA

  • For every drop of punch that went down thy throat the same amount of blood shall be spilled.

  • OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WITH THE W- XD

    

  • @MerchManDan

    Ikr

  • Some weird-ass laws in Equestria.

  • Carrot Top - W-

    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

    Carrot Top -e have enough bits to cover it...

  • Twilight: YOU BETRAYED THE LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!­!!

    Pinkie: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Blood punch, anybody?

  • LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWW

  • Should have followed this with Twilight evolving to Rapidash.

  • LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Oblivion such a wonderful game. Yet so hard to pickpocket people without the guards magically knowing.

  • How on earth do you make it sync so godlike?!

  • Stop right there criminal scum!

    What?

    You have violated the law! All your stolen goods are now forfiet!

    But I just picked up the book for 1 second.

    Then pay with your blood!

    But I-ow just-ow got out of-ow the sewers!

  • I wanted to reference Skyrim instead of Oblivion, but then I took an arrow to the - oh forget it, this is getting old...

    Skyward Sword! Here I come!

  • @gillnavisingh Yay! Skyward Sword! :D

  • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • She...she stole my sweetroll :'(

  • Oop.

  • I fucking hate the Guards in Oblivion, such a pain in the ass.

  • STOP!! You violated the law!

  • I used to fit it all in, then I got an arrow to the knee

  • Lol pony guard

  • Yay oblivion! :D My favourite PS3 game so far, yet I always got scared whenever the guards approached me out of nowhere and spoke like that ;^; I was like "..uh...um...RUN!" D: lol. I even had an invisibilty spell on when they found me so I was like o.O huh? What? xD

  • Guard twilight: NOW PAY YOUR FINE!

    Resident: We(presumably to say well ok)

    Guard Twilight cuts her off: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • THEN PAY WITH A HUG!

  • For some reason I love the way s/he says "Now pay your fine. >:| "

  • STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINAL SCUM!

  • lol what is this I don't even

  • win

  • oop.

  • You're description is wrong. It's "nopony" :3

  • @ThePoeticPony STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Nopony corrects Daemonologist but ME! >:I XD

  • @starpony8642 Nopony, corrects me. That's the end of it!

  • @Daemonologist Okz o-o

  • STOP! you violated the law!

  • we couldn't fit it all in

  • @Sariface18 Twilight: Don't give me that excuse that you can't hold the cups with your hooves.

  • "Now pay your fine."

    "W-"

    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

  • Breaks the law? When I clicked this, I expected judas priest's song "breaking the law". lol

  • *Sparkle.

  • Twilight Saprkle would make a good police pony. Sadist, too.

  • OBLIVION WAS HERE.

  • LOL!!!!!! I watched this 10 times in a row!

  • Oblivion ftw!

  • Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

  • Can't... Stop... Laughing... MEDIC!

  • @Codyray1992 MEDIC:I HAVE NO IDEA TO STOP YOUR LAUGHING!

  • Fucking love Oblivion.

  • @Chrostas Are you of the cursed 9 Divines or a child of Sithis?

  • @gothboy195 I'm...a man.

  • @Chrostas then you have displeased the Night Mother....

  • Wait. If she put it in a cup, she'd have to pick up the ladle with her mouth. Everypony would have to do that. Everypony would put their mouths on the ladle.

    WE'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

  • @StrangerDavid No, they just grab it with their hoof of course. Sometimes they use their mouths.

  • @Daemonologist

    with that in mind...

    why do the cups have HANDles?

  • @kingjcare121 Hel~loooo, for the hoof to grab on to? Geez, why make it sound so complicated for you to comprehend?

  • @StrangerDavid There's a unicorn slave hidden under each table who uses her telekinesis to move the ladle for all the ponies.

  • @StrangerDavid Ponies don't have near as many germs as humans. It's okay. it's not like they're gonnaget pony mono

  • YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!

  • @MASTERLINKXLZYX I AM...THE LAW!

  • @Commadoo *drinks berry punches blood* MMM, GRAPEY!

  • OBLIVION

  • >sneeze, destroy an entire town: nothing

    >drink right out of punch bowl:STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • That was funny. I find Berry Punch one attractive milf BTW. I would even dare to kiss her despite her being a pony.

  • Nice use of Oblivion audio. Made me lol even harder

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

    best line ever.

  • pause video

    go all the way to 0:00

    she hs twilights eyes

  • Apparently the Magna Carta never reached Equestria.

  • town lush, every town has one..... even in equestria.....

  • Featured Video: fucktown

    ...i'm okay with this

  • Carrot Top is an accomplice!

  • shes not a unicorn and has no thumbs, how else is she suppost to drink it?

  • @8bitPikachu By picking up with her hoof of course, duh.

  • @Daemonologist She doesn't have thumbs.

  • @ShadowDJ94 They didn't have any problems in picking up a shovel in winter wrap up or playing a piano or even picking their noses. Fluttershy's nose picking is even graceful.

  • if she's drinking right out of the bowl, then that also means she double-dips

  • @Abracamoron No doubt about it. It is just as bad.

  • @Daemonologist except not if you watch myth busters

  • @Daemonologist Actually, Mythbusters busted that myth long ago.

  • @Daemonologist hey mythbusters proved that double dipping doesnt cause any bacteria and stuff, just youtube it! and there is more bacteria WAY more already in the salsa!

  • @Abracamoron double dips?

  • @Abracamoron That's like sticking your whole mouth in the dip-er, I mean-punch!

  • @Abracamoron My parents saw people double-dipping in a chocolate fountain at a casino. Let's just say they were heavily foreign. :|

  • Awesome

  • ...what the hells a berry punch?

  • @Trollaverse A fruit drink and the name of the purple pony.

  • @Daemonologist it seems she boke the punch

  • @Trollaverse That's a joke that I'm not familiar.

  • @Daemonologist XD I meant law..the word punch was stuck in my head.

  • @Trollaverse You meant to say broke the punch.

  • I was wondering where all the alcoholism jokes started with Berry. Thanks.

  • Don't y'all threaten my fav background ponies

  • @nero252 But she drinks it straight out of the bowl without using any freaking cups!

  • @Daemonologist I guess that changes somethin

  • @nero252 No, that changes everything.

  • @Daemonologist I guess so also she is an alcoholic parent who has no pictures of said child

  • @nero252 Well she does get dizzy and confused all the time but she isn't alcoholic since none of her drinks contain any substances or material that has alcohol. They are all natural fruit juice but she treats them as drugs.

  • Just sayin', there are pony-fags and fur-fags (not my name for them just what they are called.) who give a bad name to furries and bronies

  • @mrmantacos Just like the rest of the sickos who abuses and obsessive over on little manner. There is already place for them to live on, where they can do whatever for all we care. All they have to do is just put away their ugly faces behind the line.

  • fucktown is related? 

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 No, that's just disgusting thoughts you're going on about. Thoughts you should keep it for yourself.

  • @Daemonologist no in the related videos.

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 realy?? it must just say it cause at the bottom it says "featured video", oh well, sorry for wasting your time.

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 No, intentions weren't associated concerning those types. I'm not even fully aware of it's relationship of it but I believe it doesn't complemented the truth or care-less what people think of it as.

    Simple Answer No.

  • @Daemonologist ok, sorry again. i did'nt mean anything by it. <:(

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 Not upset at you at all but to let you to be aware that I never tolerant that "so called" sense of humor that they assumed; rather to think as sickening than funny.

  • @Daemonologist i agree, i don't like the porn thing they got for this show goin on, it just does not sit right with me, i got into this show through funny things like this, not looking up, i don't have any examples but, yeah. the video i was mentioning looks like a music video from the thumb nail, i was just curious as to how it would be related at all with this. i blame the furries (no offence to any of em' out there).

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 Just exclude the ones that are good in heart and categorize the rest who are bad to the core in the same file of sickos. Believe me, they don't make a difference to what they support of; it'll be always the same results as the rest.

  • @Daemonologist okay, great vid by the way! :)

  • @MrBuffalosoldier420 Thank you. Always remember never drink out of the bowl, carton or other containers of fresh drinks.

  • @Daemonologist hey! bronies arent all furries, and to think i subbed for this...(just kidding! :D)

  • I love you, Oblivion <3

  • @Skittyis2cute play Elder Scrolls Oblivion and break the law,any law will do

  • what is that voice clip from?

  • Why is Berry drinking something non-alcoholic?

    Or did she spike the punch? :O

  • = pay the fine

    = go to jail

    = resist arrest

    > woo

  • OPPP, you so alcoholistic.

  • *Pinkie Siren*

    STOP RIGHT THAR CRIMAINAL SCUM!

  • :D HAHA this is so great, it needs more views!

  • nopony

  • Is Berry Punch a fan-named pony too?

  • @UnluckyAmulet No that is the actual name of the pony like the rest of the background ponies.

  • NO BODY DRINKS ON MY WATCH :D

  • @pawel1818 Not without a cup they don't!

  • There wouldn't happen to be a pony named Donkey Punch, would there?

  • This is why we can't have nice things, Barry! You asshole!

  • Twilight:STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOPONY BREAKES THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

    >Pay gold

    >woo(resist arrest)

    >Go to THE MOON!

  • you used twilight as a tag! XD wth

  • @HopefulOTaKu Twilight Sparkle is the name of the pony xD

  • @NegiandNodoka Who could blame her? After all, she was named after that stupid vampire movie whatever it is. >_>...

  • @Daemonologist I could be wrong about this, but I think Twilight Sparkle predates that....movie, since this is the 4th generation of MLP.

  • @Ashkihyena Not only that, but Rarity herself is from the first generation! If you look at some of it's official art one picture has a unicorn that looks EXACTLY like her, same cutie mark and all, with she has a clone-baby of herself.

  • This is awesome. 

  • Ahahaha, nice!

  • lol secret "chuck norris" tag

  • what show as that?

  • @SmashLiXs That was Oblivion.

  • Okay I'll admit, I laughed at that.

  • This was well made and sperm is coming out

  • Your videos never cease to impress me. Never.

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