"My Darling?" Tales Of Mere Existence

[cameliaac]

sooo cute!!!

[StrengthInSolidarity]

Narrator, Y U NO BREATH IN!?!?!?!

[Maaguaa]

yeah its exactly like that...I would then sweat, stutter, and forget my name if the girl is very very pretty

[funkyironman69]

You can see a hand through the paper... didn't notice that the first time...

[andheartselske]

Nobody wants to keep that girl :p

[SmallCaz]

You don't really want someone that perfect. Image the pressure of always being the one who's forgiven for stuff. People need to be flawed a bit so we can all relax and fart in the bath.

[cconroy11]

i see why people turn gay

[Soni758]

Awh.. YOU WILL find that girl!

[UgoStrange]

I found that girl =D

[dentonatordude]

What's wrong with purple clothes?

[moneshmahtani]

When my FIRST girlfriend hold my hand i got a boner!!! Lucky she didnt see it but now ive gotten used to it.

[MissCheesecakeLover]

Haha love the suttle humour :P

[AzuAtoms]

For some reason lmfao

[koketaa7]

i would like to go for a coffee with u :)

[Justin99999999999990]

I can relate to all his videos. It's glad to know not everyone is simple minded and only cares about money, friends, and then to die.

[Lilllw]

dang take a breath

[seanmaln]

Haha I so want this as well. Ha best ending ever :)

[TheSjpatrik]

1:34 I lol'd :D

[CaptainJewable]

If taking my parents in account to describe myself - I am russian and I can't even write in russian... Is he russian?

[Bastardoom]

I hate reality.

[joumanfattal]

Haha you are almost describing me, and I am sure there are plenty of girls like that one

[horatio50000]

Where do I sign up for this said girl?

[WolstenHannah]

@extrules I feel EXACTLY the same way. Good to know I'm not the only one. :)

[Hectorjohn73]

(-:

[sirshitsalot007]

run on sentence

[notmyuseristolethis]

If I had a nickle for every video I can relate to...

[gottahurttolearn]

@notmyuseristolethis Well if you do the math it's only 3 dollars.

[Connectification1993]

@notmyuseristolethis You would become a hundrenaire just by watching all of his video

[notmyuseristolethis]

@Connectification1993 I would only make about $1.50 so...

[Connectification1993]

@notmyuseristolethis Sorry, my bad

[wowobbsessedkid]

@notmyuseristolethis $3.00 stupid

[notmyuseristolethis]

@wowobbsessedkid Oh wow! Thanks for the heads up! Asshole.

[learnfromhell]

man, you are the best.

[lonelyabsol]

Best turning point ever...

[EtchedEnigma]

The best relationships happen when both people are able to do that to each other and lift each other up. I am very lucky to be in a relationship like that right now. I take an interest in the things he likes and he does the same for me and we both love each other. Also staying in bed all day with someone you love is probably one of the best ways to spend a day.

[AllyKari1]

.... I would happily do those things, but none of the guys I met care about that stuff. XD

[germanMasterroach]

@AllyKari1 Lol? You haven't met me. Or the creator of this cartoon.

Do you have an Eastern European access too?! :P

[lytcadorea]

This is a million times better than the chain wall of text that has been making its rounds on Facebook.

[BladeTheHedeghette]

now this is somthing i should take notes on. its like telling you how to be a great girlfriend!

[extrules]

As a female who has always been single, I treasure things like this. It's like an instruction manual. "How to be the kind of Woman that Men that you find attractive would appreciate"

Only I worry that I'm really nothing like that fantasy person so I'll be alone forever. Or that I'm just unattractive. That would be sad, too.

[Anarchy17SB]

@extrules It's not really about doing specific things that a guy likes.. I think that attitude (that is, wanting to be nice and better and therefore attractive) is pretty much what will make you that person.

[rallenhas]

I understand, I would also like to fall in love with someone who would do stuff i want that loved person to do. and i think one should also find out what that person would like to be done to him or her and if i dont mind always do it or if it's something i don't do naturally keep in mind it would be nice to do it sometimes. the person that said no one dates someone with a negative entitled attitude i think is kinda jealous he can't accept what he would want a love person to do to him.

[rallenhas]

@rallenhas that or he doesn't receive the things he would want that person to do to him thus excuses himself by saying no one would date someone like does accept, and wishes or asks for what he would want to receive in a relationship :)

i think.

[sakuraminekura]

i so can relate with myself...

[manymarius]

this just happend to me today:))

[greenbunnyluver]

@atticbasementattic: I'm pretty sure a girl would rather date a nice, polite introvert, than a prick of an extrovert. Just for an observation, but most of the pricks in my town are single.

[TheLambdaTeam]

@greenbunnyluver: Here, most of da girlz are datin' wit' money bagz, even if they're really scumbagz, and of course, Justin Bieber-clones...

[greenbunnyluver]

@cartoonistkid001: then why are you watching it if it irritates you?

[deadlilac]

for some reason... X-D

[CliffyGiffy]

This sounds like an MLiA post XD

[cartoonistkid001]

You guys remember that 'Tales of Mere Existence' video where the narrator didn't say everything in a monotonous whine? Me neither.

[knntallant]

@cartoonistkid001 Remember that comment you posted that wasn't annoying and pointless? Me neither.

[cartoonistkid001]

@knntallant Sorry. But Tales of Mere Existence kind of irritates me.

[knntallant]

@cartoonistkid001 Yes, but watching a video you enjoy instead of trolling and complaining about this one seems like it would serve a better purpose and leave every one in a better mood.

[atticbasementattic]

I really don't think most of the guys you are referring to have anything near that kind of attitude. Most nice guys get fucked over because they actually ARE nice guys, and you have to be a bit (not completely, but to a degree) of an alpha-male, aggressively forward, somewhat chauvinist prick if you actually want a girl. Because biologically, that's what they are fucking attracted to. It's just an example of how the construct of society and ethics so often contradict human nature.

[IGaveMyNameToThatGuy]

@atticbasementattic actually not to accuse you personally of anything, but girls love nice guys, of the extroverted confident variety, and "nice guys" as in bitter obsessive sociopaths see a nice extrovert the same way they see dickheads. also whether or not they're conscious of their own dickish behaviour, they project it onto said nice extroverts, and assume they have all the problems they subconsciously do. bad people suspect bad things of others

[sincerelynlove]

LOL girls do the exact samething. see a guy from across the room and start imagining them walking down the isle and what their kids would look like

[happycone26]

@sincerelynlove nobody wants to walk down the isle, sounds lonely and exhausting

[matey25000]

I'm not sure if it's funny because it's true, or it's funny because it's a paradox ...

[igninis]

I have such girl! \o/

[Oceanmistsupporter25]

I love you Lev.

[BFG8000]

Yeah I actually LOL'D at the end

[Creepzza]

Awesome episode, goes to my fans :)

[1Lozzix1]

so you basically want a manic-pixie dream girl that exists to make you feel better about yourself....

[Aquacoon]

I didn't mean to put the world through an optimistic filter, people will surprise you in good ways AND bad, and if you find yourself involved with someone that's no good for you, you should probably break it off, but sometimes you stay with it for a little longer than you should have. No ones perfect.

[Aquacoon]

I'm sure lots of people will claim to have an ideal "type" of person, but if you go through life with an open mind, you'll be surprised by the how many people you end up liking break that preconceived mold and you find yourself equally happy with.

There are plenty of people that I know that I wouldn't think I would find myself interested in, that I have found attractive or fascinating in some way. If you keep an open mind, people will surprise you.

[snorlax42]

Lev, you should go gay, cause I could totally give you all of those things!

[ChuckleKing]

The biggest reason why nice guys finish last is because they are WAY TO PASSIVE. There's nothing wrong with being a good guy, there are plenty of girls that like that, but you won't catch any fish in the sea juat by having the prettiest boat. Similarly you won't get any girls just by personality, FLIRT!, have fun, really swoop her off her feet ;)

[alexhan6]

Hmm beggining sounds like Fluttershy.

[lollerskates101LOL]

If a girl ever told me I could be a model for a best selling dildo I would probably jizz in my pants right then and there

[Halldisa]

dude, high expectations much! try and relax a bit just see where it goes..

[xsmustang75]

I really like this one best.

[janistonbest]

Well that was a pretty extensive list, but I love rotary telephones, am Eastern European and wear nothing purple... :) but that would just be awkward ;P

[MegaGloveman]

I have found this woman, we marry in a month and 20 days and i have literally never been as happy as i am now :D

[ndyt]

I could help you with that.

[GideonSawyer]

I love Lev. On the money every time.

[Countdown1230]

I am not a perfect woman, so love me for me =D (no one has so far...)

[yzrman76]

You're doing big things with this. I can already see it. Great job.

[livodl]

When does he breathe?!

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

ummm thats one hell of a unicorn you're trying to find. good luck :)

[MrJacob882]

its ok. i would've gone home too dude

[rockvampgirl1]

well ...that's not much to ask about a girlfriend!!

[Jonipoon9]

I'd buy the "Levnicator"...

[GemmaMayes]

*siiigghhh dont you just love internet arguments?! but anyways back to the video......

[JavaSpitLava]

@imrllyazy im probably the only one here who knows what you mean....and its funny because naruto still hasnt spoken to her since the pain fight....

[pr00de]

yes, but what's in it for her?

[Devourthebook15]

Lev, marry me. ;w;

[Ollie7707]

Most of that stuff is me... except the accent (I'm Minnesotan) and I secretly relish small talk:)

[phinny5608]

The lack of demented mind games would be nice.

[jninjacat]

You guys. This is supposed to be a joke. This is not actually something you should emulate. He's projecting his perfect woman onto this lady he just met instead of getting to know her. He is the typical whiny "nice guy." Also, Surrealist, feel free to cry about the "friend zone" but the thing is women don't have an *obligation* to date you. Maybe if you stop being bitter about being a "good guy" you'd realize no one wants to date someone with that kind of negative entitled attitude.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@jninjacat Well thank you for attempting to base my entire personality based on one comment, who you'd have to have more backstory to fully comprehend exactly why I wrote it and in what context, I am in no way whining about my percieved obligation to date any woman I want, and if they say no, it's their fault. No. I've just had a run of bad luck, and my comment is there for the benefit of all those who had too. Get off your high horse and think things through before you pull punches.

[lukedkleinful]

My bad man. I'm just envious that I can't make movies much less afford a HD video camera.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@jninjacat Also, if you knew me outside of YouTube, you''ll see that I am by no means bitter. Take the log out of your eye before you complain about the stick in mine, if anyone here has a negative attitude, it's you.

[Fakenit66]

@jninjacat Do YOU realise this is supposed to be a joke? because you seem to be taking this whole thing a little too seriously, and in your response, YOU are judging people you have NEVER MET.

Think about it, but not too hard, now. Lighten up.

[Raiyan66]

@jninjacat some one is falling for him..:P

[faisalOrb1]

@jninjacat bullshit...women are the ones usually expecting things. women are always thinking their perfect man. women are always never satisfied and never say what they really think. women need to get to da kitchen and make me a sandvich!

[jninjacat]

@faisalOrb1 Oh man. This is some cutting-edge trolling right here. We need to get in the KITCHEN? I've never heard that one before!

PS. It kinda makes you a huge hypocrite to say "women are always expecting things >:V" and then DEMAND them to do stuff for you hope this helps

[faisalOrb1]

@jninjacat That's because you still didn't get yo ass to da kitchen to make me a goddamn sandvich you feminist b*tch!!

PS.Don't feed the T̡̖̩͓̹̝̩̥̹̋͆ͨ̽̾ͪͬ̂͘͠R̸̷̓ͪ̇̋͐ͫ͠­­­­­­­­­­̥̘̼̺O̡̨̝̤ͯ̿̃ͫ̿ͤ͐ͤ̉̽ͬ̚­̻­̰­̯­̗­̞­̜­L­̽­́­̢̗̹͇̗͉͛̄͢Oͯͮ­̡̔­̴͞­̫̝­̗͈­͖̗­͓̠­͓̼­̱̪­͓̞­̱͇̳­̦L͛­̽͒ͨ­͂̓ͭ­ͥ̅͛­ͯ̾̎­͐͛̚­̵̈́́­́͢­̱­̻̙­̙­̖̭­̫̣̙̣­͕̠̜ͅ­͈͇̩O­ͤ̂ͫ̄­­̓ͨ̂̀­­͒̈́̇̄­­͔͍͘͟­­̺͉͔̩ͅ­̲̥̖͍L­­͛ͦ̌̽ͫ­­̷̶̛̲ͨ­­͙̖͎̫̰­­̞͍̠̣̙­­̺̘­̼̫̗̞­L͐­̅͊͋̾­̾ͧ­̏̈̌̃­҉͠­̯̱̗͖­̻­̜­̜̮̲̠­̰­̬­Oͣͨ͐͌̚­̋­̴̨͓̓͘͜­̯­͙­̯̼̥͎͚­̘­̥­̥̪L͂̾­ͪ­̊­͋̆͛̀̇­̈͒͝­­̵̡̢̤͠­̫̤͖­­̜̜̙̯͍­S

[jninjacat]

@faisalOrb1 Whoa, it's even funnier the second time. Actually the Heavy can make his own sandviches, and he doesn't need to sit around crying about the friend zone cause he's too busy outsmarting people with bullets.

PS. Go fuck yourself, you're not funny or original and you think that internet culture somehow allows you to be a backwards idiot. News flash, trolling does not make you cool.

[faisalOrb1]

@jninjacat Studies show that a woman is more likely to engage in prostitution than the average platypus. Studies also show that women engage in more inter-specie intercourse than the average polar bear.

PS. The internet has no culture, it was made by two nerds that needed an active medium for data storage and access. And was later used for nukes.. and then of course for porn. bet ye didnt know ,didya. but thats ok coz ur just a simple simple female..

[jninjacat]

@faisalOrb1 Um, I did in fact know the origins of the internet. Thanks for trying to school me on something and assuming I do or don't know certain things based on knowing literally nothing about me other than my gender (which I never actually stated).

And yes, the internet does have a culture. It's got both good and bad qualities but unfortunately it's propogated a lot of unfunny bigotry and idiots who think they're being ~*edgy*~

[masterded1o1]

@faisalOrb1 would you rather get stuck on a island with men? or women? you tell me : )

[faisalOrb1]

@jninjacat problem?

[jninjacat]

@faisalOrb1 You've clearly run out of things to say, and in the process, considerably weakened your position that women are stupider. Next time make sure you know what you're talking about before you try arguing with someone more intelligent than yourself, especially when accusing them of stupidity. Thanks.

[faisalOrb1]

@jninjacat OK...

[TheAttava]

@jninjacat Nice job. 

[lukedkleinful]

This guy sounds like a teenager that won't shut up. I could come up with a better plot scheme and illustrations. My first one will be about how much I hated this short film, this guy's whiney monotonous voice, and how I'll never get to re-live the 2 minutes and 28 seconds I've just squandered. Get this guy a therapist so that at least someones getting paid to listen to his rambling blather.

[olot100]

@lukedkleinful i like his videos and i watch a lot of them. u mad?

[Ollie7707]

@lukedkleinful

Your comment made me laugh at the same time that it made me very annoyed. And by the time I finished reading it, I had briefly forgotten which form of "your" was correct. (You're?)

All I have to say is HAHAHAHAHA shut up, but for the time being, HAHAHAHA

[usmc1forcerecon]

Had all that too except the European accent... I fucked up and got dumped because of my insecurities and immatureness. :/

I wish her the best...

And I wish myself the best :))))

[piglatin123]

This is totally subscribe-worthy...

[MKECBS1]

Holy crap! My ex girlfriend was JUST like that but without the eastern European accent and I fucking dumped her. I fucking dumped her. What the fuck was I thinking.

Oh that's right, I got complacent over a really good thing in my life and thought the grass was greener and thought ALL women fancied me. So I dumped her and fond out I'm ugly, stupid, useless at chatting up women, miss helping me top up my phone and miss her love every second of my life.

Fuck being male and fuck being human.

[piglatin123]

@MKECBS1 Awww! D: ...Try to get her back?

[MKECBS1]

@piglatin123 Easier said then done when you have broken her heart 3 times :(

[fingerprintshere]

you know what? that is it! THE LAST STRAW! I'm subscribing.

[theheckwithit]

i go aww at ur videos all the time

[hihihidddd]

I have an eastern European accent :D

[cvetinkababe]

That's so me!

Левни обичам твоите истории! :)

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@pablovirus Well, you don't seem to think highly ENOUGH of yourself to mistake confidence for narcissism.

[KissesAndStitches]

Oops! forgot to mention that I can be mad at someone for a REALLY long time but only if they mess up REALLY bad. Not that anyone cares. I was just bored :3

[KissesAndStitches]

I'm all those things except:

I like small talk

My voice isn't soft, it's average

I rarely drink coffee

I have purple clothes

[luvxcloudxstrife]

I have an Australian accent but apart from that, THIS IS ME!

[ellenpellenisking]

Those are strange and high standards

[AkwardPixieGurl]

omg lev BREATHE!

[mastertomi8]

i was wondering how do people usually perceive east european accents? ... i'm from east europe and i don't think i'm in position to express my opinion on this particular subject...

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@HPfan75 The reason there are no good guys like Lev and me is becuase most women seem to just leave us in the `friend zone`.

[Mystrymeat]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX I feel ya there dude.

[DareCrystalwater]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Well, my only guess on why we leave you guys in the friend zone is because most girls either don't know guys like you well enough to know if they should make a move (since a lot of guys are douches or arrogant IMO and girls know how to deal with them) or they're waiting for you to make a move.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater I completely agree with your opinion, most guys now days ARE douchebags with serious entitlement issues and rampant, vain narcissism. We do, on the other hand, make our move yet are left in the dust.

[DareCrystalwater]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Then I'm not too sure what the hell is going on there. :/ I seriously don't understand girls like that. It's like they live for and make drama and then bitch about it 5 seconds later.

[DareCrystalwater]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Then I'm not too sure what the hell is going on there. :/ I seriously don't understand girls like that. It's like they live for and make drama and then bitch about it 5 seconds later.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater Story of my life ^-^

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater My theory on why this is may be a little too long for the 500 character cap, so bare with me;

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater Through observation, I have noticed that most women and girls have been conditioned by media to become social outlets of gossip (no new news there), that crave the attention of the everything that may hurt them. The reason here is that within television programs, over generations, the women have been put into a couple groups:

A) The clique, popular pretty girls who are hellbent on making other people's lives worse.

B) The quiet girl whose life gets progressively worse.

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[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater C) The Slut.

And finally D) The decent girl, who is both pretty, nice, sophisticated and deep.

Now my point here being is that each group represents a portion of the social structure that girls are in, D is what is most encountered; loud, shallow, arrogant and craves negative attention to bitch about later. The other two take up the 20 or so percent left, but you find that one girl, that Lev here is clearly talking about, and she's somewhere else, tough she does exist.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@DareCrystalwater So now we get to the meat of the topic, no matter how much a girl wants someone good and fulfilling for themselves, opporent conditioning has taught them that the bad guy will turn out in the end, he's cool, and that being abused by him is a good thing, wether it be physical or emotional, until the woman legitamately matures, she will always be atracted to what's worse for her, oblivious to what's best.

Or maybe, I'm just trying to be profound (;

[DareCrystalwater]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX No, no, you seem to be correct. Or at least that's what I think. Thankfully I'm not one of those girls. Frankly, I can barely stand how those guys act in the first place.

[pablovirus]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Well you sure think too highly of yourself. -.-

[ZucchiniSlayer]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX that............ is a good point.

[pocky0of0life]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX If a guy is in the friend zone and wants more than that getting up the courage to actually straight up tell the girl is alot better than waiting for her to figure it out on her own. Ladies can have just as much trouble understanding what other people feel as men do.

[Shiek200]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX True dat...... life sucks sometimes.....

[Bayzz2]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX And it sucks

[theheckwithit]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX or sometime we put ourself there accidentally

[TokajiHiro]

@HPfan75

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX <--- This guy is so fucking correct that I felt the need to add the word fuck into this sentence.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@Spiritedaway182 Well what I found helped me before is that you need to be slightly nicer (I'm in no means saying that you haven't been already, but just be more friendly without getting creepy than before), and closer to them, hang out more, make sure that he can trust you enough so that he feels safe to tell you anything that troubles him. After a little while, when you're feeling depressed or something, approach him with a sob story, so that he'll want to be cose and help, you're on your way.

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX Maybe because you didn't fight your way out of that zone. Most of the time, good guys are just to goody good good that they will let themselves be doormats. You gotta fight your way out that zone. Show the girl that not only that you are a good guy but a good guy who got guts. : )

[RetardedAnime]

i guess we do.... but we (or i) have a second thought about boyfriends. i mean, if you have a gf, there are only two ways its gonna go out: break up or marry. or just be playaz :D

[salamirterra]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX lolwat

[egdapo]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX nahh dude, u put urself in the friend zone lol

[MrSacrafice]

@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX This couldn't be more true.

[alzircon]

I don't believe we've ever met. How could you possibly know so many things about me?

[Tbomb8007]

Thaaaaaaaat's me...

[MeepullStewray]

WANTCHU TO MAKE ME FEEL, LIKE I'M THE ONLY BOY IN THA WORLDDDDD

[Immacac]

the ending was great! haaha

[morancha85]

i'm sort of in love with your video clips... it's like the male version of me, and i guess lots of other people

[Cody111079]

@HPfan75 Yes.

[wassup986]

@HPfan75 In a way, we're all like this. Except for sex-addicts...

[wassup986]

1:52 is Cyrillic.

Cyrillic letters sound different in different languages, but I'm Russian, and from what I get out of it, this says, "Levni Gilmaz."

[lukasmeker]

Ha, that was serbian cyrilic :) That girl from Belgrade really was important :)

[phantomfangurl]

I went to extremes to find a rotary dial telephone, now it sits on my desk in my room.

Do you actually have one?

[Crowspirit1]

;A; The sad part is is that I'm pretty much like that, but I'm rather young and I actually don't know how to play poker, anyways.

[TefGomez]

Sorry man, I'm dominican.

[L00kng]

Holy Crap, Dude!! You are not ready for a girlfriend!

[flipflop10150]

no, you make meh the coffee in the morning! ^w^

[pearse984]

If only life was that great!

[swedishsubtitles]

You just described me! :) The only thing is, I don't have an eastern european accent but I do have a western european accent or to be more specific, a scandinavian accent.

[SignorFOX]

thumbs up for eastern european accent

[Hasharu]

Aren't you married?

[ordead]

What's wrong with purple clothing?!

[V3NOMXIII]

Oh my god the head scratching is heavenly...CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT MY GIRL DOING THAT TO ME FIRST! Among other things...

[IevaStJames]

haha,that's me.plus the accent.

[MrZee15]

@HPfan75

yes, I want a girl exactly how he imagined

[Gsteezy171]

hahaha I totally do a mental breakdown like this for every "potential girl" I meet, and that's exactly how it turns out.