Tommy Wiseau recites a sonnet.

[NsiderYOSHIEGGSalt]

Sonnet is bad, anyway how is your sex life?

[oceanavenue4]

this is gonna sound really stupid, by my mate told me about the room and he said it was a serious film, its just funny cause its so bad, but from what i've seen of it... can it be serious?? surely its a comedy? :L

[ElongatedVowels]

@oceanavenue4 Tommy Wiseau insisted that "The Room" was intended to be a dark comedy, but many of the film's actors said he was lying, and the movie was meant to be taken seriously.

[ProduccionesHyD]

@ElongatedVowels He's lying it wasn't comedy, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TOMMY!

[RickLowerboy84]

It's a truck! It's a truck!

[dante224real1]

i thought tommy wiseau was a duck, but then i got a wonderful story mark

[dragonforks93]

You mean Tommy Wiseau is real??! I thought he was just a myth.

[deftones311100]

lisa u are tearing my asshole apart

[BecomingAdrian]

Transcript: za troo mains admitting tedments. love is not love which alt ti wun alterations find or bents surera remove it for remove. oh no it's a nerra thing smar but it looks so temptist in this never shaking to START to every wandering farce. ki wo nobble in von is PAH... di taking...E cetra eh setra.

[Frakos]

Alpha as fuck

[d2champ]

de fuuck

[PortugalGP]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SONNET!

[xxTheseGoTo11xx]

Ambyguose Eest Yooropean Aksent Subtytles:

To the troo mynds ahd men eetedments, looove ees notlov witch oltin wun alteration fineso bens wrthrwrmoovootwrmrmoov. ONO eetsan elephix mardar looks o- tempest ifdis nevesh shakey tisTOLitu evryWON der ring barks, whose wurld to know odvolve hiz pak. dee taking- etsetra etsetraahhhawhawhawhaw.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

I would love be that guy. I can't tell if he's actually speaking a human language. If I could mumble like that, I would just claim I'm speaking French when someone misunderstands me.

[Bobomb70]

I miss the top comment "You are tearing me apart Ophelia!"

[batdamnm]

EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

[theblitz8]

This guy is my fucking hero.

[GeneralMcNuggs]

A modern genius of our time. Up there with Kayne West.

[SilverWolf866]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TOMMY!!!!

[theprimerib]

right side up flowers are not good enough for Tommy Wiseau

[MasterFhyl]

Hes tearing me apart..

[ATY9Productions]

oh, ur my favorite customer...

oh, hai sonnet

[Chichichua]

can someone type the actual sonnet he's failing to fucking read

[fashnek]

@Chichichua It's Shakespeare's sonnet 116. Look it up for yourself.

[caseygtr]

hahaha, what a story tommy.

[hippymonkmon]

HAHA! What a sonnet mark!

[Sinekyre14]

Let's recite some poetry, HaanG!

[xSTONEYx187x]

If you play the video backwards it makes more sense.

[elfofhorror]

That is one cool jacket.

[ZaBadger]

oh hai sonnet

[mlpman246]

Ha ha! What a story Tommy.

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

Heres what he really said

"I have Autism"

[RaggaLion]

He sounds like a news reporter

[ImThatCrazyGal]

Thanks for the translation... I don't speak Creeperese, so I couldn't understand him.

[ledzelda9]

to all of u asses talking bad about him, "LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMENTS IN YOUR POCKET!"

[GeneralInsomnia]

@ledzelda9 All those mean comments are TEARING YOU APART LEDZELDA9!!!

[MightyQuinn2021]

Tommy Wiseau actually trained in the William Shatner school of Shakesperian acting, and also tutored at the theatre center of the juilliard school, perhaps the finest acting instution in the world.

[pixelated111]

@MightyQuinn2021 Which I don't get. It confuses me so much lol!

[MightyQuinn2021]

@pixelated111 The juliard school part is a reference to Brian Atene and his imfamous Stanley Kubrick audition.

[pixelated111]

@MightyQuinn2021 What happened? Excuse my lack of knowledge...I don't actually live in America

[MightyQuinn2021]

@pixelated111 Google Brian Atene, it's the first video that comes up. I made the joke because of the overacting

[gilgalad72]

"It's a trap, it's a trap."

[Rades]

summoning a demon

[RenoReturns]

He recited the fuck out of that sonnet.

[TheEndKing]

Well, we know about his acting, writing and directing, but holy shit, he just recited Shakespeare from memory, on the spot.

I don't know how this is possible, but I found some respect for this guy.

[BonBon3589]

O no! It is an everfixed -OHAIMARK

[darthspeaks]

Did someone lobotomize this guy?

[darthspeaks]

I cannot even understand this stupid moron.

[BruisedEyeSockets]

@darthspeaks That's the idea.

[evilspaceinvader]

Ha ha, what a story tommy.

[freshdamon]

Oh hi sonnet

[1jlines]

oh, hai shakespeare

[KraChZiman]

well, reciting is a rather strong word to use for this...

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

What a story Tom

[retardproduction626]

You can say that again.

[maiwork6666666]

Romeo, Romeo, You are tearing me apart Romeo!

[chiisuchi1102]

these comments are tearing me apart, lisa!!! lolllllll!!!!!!!!!!

[FaustTeufel]

Take the marbles out of your mouth !

[Matfen815]

Hah, wat a graet sonnet, Mark...

[ShowToddSomeLove]

THIS SONNET IS TEARING ME APART

[magicalmysteryollie]

What is Tommy's deal with holding flower bouquets upside down..?

[TheAbridgedGamer]

@magicalmysteryollie

It gives it an edge, very deep :P

[JeffreyOsb]

@magicalmysteryollie wtf is his deal with anything....

[dfghj241]

@magicalmysteryollie ITS STYLE....!

[MCPaddyB]

@magicalmysteryollie Coz hes gangsta!

[xquickstrykex]

@magicalmysteryollie I'm thinking it has something to do with Morrissey.

[jusk2ru]

@magicalmysteryollie That's how flowers stay fresh when not in water...every 1st grader knows it.

[johnlmonkey]

What a story Mark!

[DarkWolfStudio]

Oh hai Shakespeare!

[QDesjardin]

You hear a quaint, unusual sincerity in his words, what Tommy has to say and in his movie - that you won't find in any plain Hollywood film. It is eerily heartfelt, and I find it touching. That's why The Room still remains one of me favorites to this day.

[dYnom88t77000]

Is he holding a dozen roses?

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh hai Sonnet!

[deutschesmaedchen]

Tommy Wiseau soeaks Canadian

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

tommy wiseau throws it DOWN!!!!

[JerkbagProductions]

Keep your stupid sonnets in your pocket.

[Stephenfryismygod]

This isn't a sonnet.

[goldtogreysmoke]

@Stephenfryismygod Sonnet 116

[Stephenfryismygod]

@goldtogreysmoke The syllable stress pattern doesn't alternate.

[MrThumbsup]

"To de true mines of many pet mans, love is not love witch altar won alteration fines burns which removing will remove. Oh no, it's an elephik smargle! He looks all tempisk of dis never-shaking questadt to every wandering farts who wants to no hold cest pas be taken. It's a truck, it's a truck!"

Thus are the nightly ramblings of Thomas Wiseau.

[bundid0521]

@MrThumbsup Reading this while listening to his poem just made this experience amazing...thank you

[shahidinia]

@MrThumbsup L M A O

[vipercannonmafia]

O Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?

"In a few minutes, bitch."

[Schizima]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART ENGLISH LANGUAGE

[LogicalBritish]

Nice Sonnet

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[SatansLoveChild88]

Tommy Wiseau - a modern day Shakespeare.

[james77se7en]

oh hi sonnet!

[Ichiboy900]

You know, that is actually a sonnet, and he did recite it ver batum. I'm surprised.

[TheEndKing]

@Ichiboy900: Exactly what I said, man.

[TheGarrTube]

Etc. Etc. translates to "AH'M FED UP WIT DIS SONNET!"

[skarredspartan]

Something tells me he thinks he's the shit for making this movie.

[Badokami]

@skarredspartan He is the shit my friend. He is the shit. lol

[ubernagash]

Can this man not talk without passion, he makes stephen hawking sound like oscar wilde after a joint

[Sexyboy2226]

I remember from Mass Effect 2: Hamlet by elcores. It was more artistic then this.

[swestratocaster]

Etcetera Etcetera hahah

[DarkonMK]

THE ROOM

[statelessmars]

well at least he wasnt wearing those big black sunglasses

[sikokiller12]

i want to meet this guy lol

[pinkorpurple432]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART JULIET

[OneAndForAll]

Nice sonnet, anyways, hows you're sex life?

[randomovieguy]

0:17 EH SETRA EH SETRA

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Oh hi sonnet

[SimplySmurfette]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SONNET! D':

[thekillervaldez]

ohai microphone 

[Adastra14]

yeah Sir Ian Mckellen...take note!

[bleeda2]

I did NOOTTTTT

[Overfiend002]

hi poetry

[rangusroung]

cool story bro

[SerialKiller1986]

"Etc , etc..Oh hai , Mark"

[IlSilentEarthIl]

Hi doggy

[yopeterman]

@IlSilentEarthIl oh hi silentearth

[NefariousEvildoer]

I googled Shakespeares Sonnet 116. Here is what Tommy's supposedly saying: "...to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken..." (Needs more HONK)

[Dobbs8816]

@NefariousEvildoer Thank you for translating Tommy's gibberish lol.

[WhyDidIJustEatThat]

@NefariousEvildoer honk

HONK

honk ;o)

[TheAndrewj96]

AHAHAHA!

WHAT A STORY TOMMY!

[teetertoter3]

As Donald Dewey ruled the revised woman although the bond retaking as the fact is that from.

[MrPingasPower]

Holy christ! He's wearing a different outfit!

[Awgez24]

@superswede24 He was born drunk.

[NefariousEvildoer]

Translation:

"Too da troo minds of many Tedmans, LOOOve is naht (NAAAHT?) love witch alterayshun finds or burns wit a removing to remoov... OH NO, its an elephinx larva, looks so temptes in this never-shaking, this star to ev'ry wandering Barts, whose works in novel-Volvo's back, the taking... Ed said 'Trah', Ed said 'Trah'."

Brilliant. I think I shed a tear or two.

[Superwolf1337]

@NefariousEvildoer *gasps* That was breathtaking! Not only can you speak Wiseau, but you have the ability to write it, too? You are a true genius!

[ZeppoSanctity]

@NefariousEvildoer fucking died laughing at that

[Icix1]

Have you seen his new sitcom type show "The Neighbors"? It's hilarious and just as bad

[IFapToGayPorn]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JULIET!

[DrMopZodiac]

Fifteen internets if you can understand what the fuck he's saying.

[Victorian9322]

@DrMopZodiac Sonnet 116!!

[DrMopZodiac]

@Victorian9322 WAS IT?! Jesus you must have had your ear pressed to the ground or something!!

[Victorian9322]

@DrMopZodiac haha huh?

[DrMopZodiac]

@Victorian9322 In order to even RECOGNISE what sonnet it was you must have had expert listening equipment.

or a translator.

[Victorian9322]

@DrMopZodiac HAHA! I am obsessed with Shakespeare and I know the sonnet well. I also speak Wiseau.

[MrShnoxdog]

If you listened closely he said "etc-ra, etc-raa.. (weird laugh) hahahaha"

[CosmicTurban2]

Alas poor Yorik, I did not hit her! I DID naaaht!!

[chonzerfool]

I understood the captions more.

[ditbot]

oh hai shakespear

[wgamador]

After that...its time to go play football in a tuxedo, fuckers.

Bye doggy.

[beezerboy94]

I did not question my existence. It's not true! It's bowl-shit! I did not question life! I did NAWT.

Oh hai floating knife.

[Icix1]

I wonder if he knows people are laughing at him (and he doesn't care?)

or that he's blissfully unaware and he actually thinks hes legit

[petrietri]

@Icix1 He actually pretends that it was SUPPOSED to be a comedy in the first place and tries to convince people that he is a comedic genius

[Icix1]

@petrietri

That's what I was thinking too but you never know

[jmoneyboy08]

@petrietri one of his own co workers called him full of shit

[UltraRobbie]

I think he was raised by trees, and somehow learnt to speak English.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Rockstar!!

[kedrick06]

this guy is awesome for spending 6 million of his own money making such an incredibly unforgettable film... comedy gold..

[MeepullStewray]

oh hi sonnet

[Fearosius]

HAHA! What a sonnet Tommy!

[robbthy]

YOU ARE TARING ME APART SONNET!!

[squellium]

I am piiigman

[magicapricot]

Sonnet: Don't recite me motherfauker...

[thetobster]

Oh hi sonnet

[CrunkMcStuddles]

You need to add the transcribe audio function to this video. I'm sure it will produce some funny lines...

[cobaltchurch13]

Holding flowers upside down is a German tradition btw o:

[purplemist411]

Oh hai Shakespeare, what's new with you?

[troyessinger]

o hi there sonnet

[MaelstromFilm]

I love the fact that he can naht hold flowers upright.

[lordhughes109]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SONNET!

[deezstack]

oh no he did NAHT!

[HarryJenningsTV]

Oh hi tommy

[b3n000]

Everyone knows that Tommy Wiseau is an alien, this is just more proof.

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

I honestly think Tommy Wiseau has no idea why people cheer for him like that.

[Shadowsamaman]

He wrote that bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets

[kapsi]

Pretty good. I suspect 'The Room' was purposely bad.

[dildonius]

@kapsi bullshit.

The actors that were in it have even said it was supposed to be super serial.

[PuppetMasterIX]

"I did not kill Tybalt. It's not true! It's bohl-shit! I did not kill him! I did NAHT!

Oh hi Juliet."

[RedDaVincy]

@PuppetMasterIX He says hello to the female lead? I think you need to watch it several more times.

[ChristyCullen101]

@PuppetMasterIX That is literally the greatest thing I've ever read in my life.

[Pablowanjedi]

@PuppetMasterIX HAHAHAHA AWESOME!

[kaelnyria]

@PuppetMasterIX DUDE - her name is Juliette in real life. kreepy

[gorillabread]

@PuppetMasterIX I really wish they would cast him for a Romeo and Juliet movie now. It would be the best movie ever :D

[mageodarkness]

he sounds like hes trying to freestyle rap

[gijoe9779]

Jesus H what a train wreck.

[Guigley]

I actually thought Tennessee Williams came back to life!

[OptoOcto]

I whud du anyding fur mi giral!

[MrBuch169169]

It seems to me like he's the EXPert on sonnets.

[CmrnNxn]

etsetraa etsetraa.

[aceofclubskid]

Hmmm... I wonder if he was acting

[Rathdrgnknight]

Transcribe audio gives me this:

"The issue my side maybe ten days alone is not liable for the one of the regime lines

of entering one of the

analysis and that's what i was on ten prisoners that issue

as donald dewey ruled the revised woman although the bond

retaking

as the fact is that from

oh"

[teddykgb33160]

What language is that tard and french?