London man interviews - A bit of Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - BBC comedy

[jaylias]

put nob in marmalade

[spiritwolf1970]

press 2, then 6, then 9..

30 coppers..not in the cupboard...but were are you going to put them hmm?

[TheStrangerInTheRye]

Put the marmalade in your trousers.

[WasMilkABadChoice]

The marmalade ramble... it makes sense.

[PianoWizzy]

Stephen looks gorgeous.... :D

[Craplatte]

You take the marmalade out of the jar, smear it all over your body, and then have violent sex with the cupboard!!

[lawlietisnear]

Each time I watch this, That mustache bothers me, and until the 5th watching, I didn't realize that he doesn't have it at the start.

[bunnybrain]

funny enough..in a weird sort of way, i actually think he's got a point there somewhere in that dribble about cupboards, marmelade, sex and violence o.O

[wollygoggles]

"Yeah, you can take sex and violence off television - but where you gonna put'm? Hmm?! Tell me that."

Best line in the entire sketch.

[KTcattProductions]

if you take the marmalade you can put the sex and violence in the cuport

[AnUnmitigatedBleat]

I love how they change their accents :)

[luvinbuzzin]

"where you gonna put em'" lmao

[jakamneziak]

just because you have won an oscar does not mean to say you are th ebest actor. They only command film roles not television and when it comes to bafta's i am almost cetrain that fry and laurie have them.

As for the sketch itself Fry was surprisingly convincing as a cockney cab driver and well worth the philosophy of sex and violence. Sadly no taxi driver is liek that with the best you can hope for is a conversation about the death of the good ol' greasy spoon because of nasty ol' starbucks.

[guinivereXbloodgood]

The marmalade allegory is quite an apt one, I think.

[shanimal47]

It's not in the cupboard... but you've still got the marmalade.

[noukinav018]

OK...THAT WAS A FRY MOMENT

[mattyboy141]

but where ya gonna put em?

[thesecretbet]

Funny? Yes. British institutions? Most definitely.

The best actors Britain ever made? You may want to do a bit of research into the following people:

Laurence Olivier, Alec Guinness, John Gielgud, Charles Laughton, Ronald Colman, Michael Caine, Ben Kingsley, Peter Ustinov, Paul Scofield, Daniel Day-Lewis Jim Broadbent, Robert Donat, Anthony Hopkins, Jeremy Irons, David Niven...

All oscar winners and genuinely the best actors that Britian has ever produced.

[potatomasta]

Idris Elba

[soragirl792]

ahem CHARLIE CHAPLIN *cough cough..*

ahhhh Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin choooooo!!

[ashebeanie]

Rowan Atkinson!

[dmace]

Yep, A whole bunch of golden globes (you can't win oscars for TV) definitely wouldn't put them on that list. :)

[66nylorac]

@thesecretbet

I would suggest you add Gary Oldman, who has not won an oscar, but definately belongs on this illustrious list.

I also think Stephen Fry belongs there...oscar or not.

[mahler71]

Cary Grant!

[Jackdaw88]

@thesecretbet Strange that you never mentioned some of the most glorious tv actors, who for my money are every bit as good as those who are in films. David Jason could easily hold his own amongst the list you provided. He is a chameleon, and utterly believable. I recall that on numerous occasions I have been brought to tears simply from the intensity of the expression on his face. Still can't watch the Fools & Horses episode when his baby is born without blubbering.

[thelmasss]

I completly concor with Fry´s point

:D

[xxMinseok]

Wow, Fry's point was genius xD;

[adi87tya]

well you have to admit fry has a point...

[SafffOneee]

Oh god I never laughed harder than when I watched Fry's cabbie bit, AHAHAHA STILL LAUGHING

[RivaJane]

He does actually have a point with the marmalade thing...

[Hydermard]

Good old cabbie wisdom, lol.

[Wookra]

HAHA YEAH XD

[BMWrocksalltheway]

I thinkthe taxi driver is talking some sense. Awesome!! 5 stars awarded!!!!

[Cthulberg]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I luv marmalade =)

[kenticser]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I luv sex & violence :O

[vagabount]

Isnt Fry playing Cornelius Fudge in the Harry Potter movie?! o.0

[mrdizzy247]

look up cornelius fudge first ! it definatley not him

[yoksananick]

no its Robert Hardy.

[jaycraft1]

It's the same thing with sex and violence....

[abhgupta]

@thebeautywithin678 : Too true..!! :D

[philphie]

good lord just pass the bloody marmalade!!!

[thebeautywithin678]

Weirdest analogy I've ever heard between marmalade and sex & violence on TV, but it did make sense! xD I love these guys!

[GordonFreeMANness]

Fry is a GAY! Are you a GAY?

[philphie]

looking for a romp are we?

[robbomoffett]

Excellent observation by the taxi driver there!

[DeAdLiNebg]

I gotta say he does make a point :)

[jesper84070]

ya you can sex and violence off the tv but where would you put it? lol hilarious

[jesper84070]

what you can all see and what i meant to say is ya you can take the sex and violence off the tv but where would you put it lol hilarious

[torbjornhallberg]

It's really stupid, but whatever its Fry :)

[LitanyCrash]

Astute observation by cockney taxi driver!!

[GrimmSoldier]

why does he have to be a "cockney" taxi driver? i find that term very offensive. you could have just as easily said "a hardworking gentleman who may or may not reside or have grown up or spent most of his time as a child in the east end and carries a similar accent and culture indicative of that area"

sheesh. people today.

[Aikinoodles]

Well I .. hum .. I put the violence in the jar .. and .. I keep the sex and the marmalade for me ?

.. No ?

[joshuaoha]

Hum, indeed. Quite right.

[tangelofishes]

rofl. I agree completely!

[that1weirdkid27]

@Aikinoodles Just so long as the jar has a lid.

[doctawho42]

"Think about it...think about it. Its a thought isn't it?"

Lords of Fantasticalness

[paulsint]

clever

[karquipones]

just intelligent!

[CrabWhaleAndMe]

Geniuses! :D

[sexysexysexysexysexs]

I love this