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  • lol

  • Mama Skorpion is funny!

  • Wow just as I paused this video to go get some ice cream my moms was in there watching a Farrakan speech about women degrading themselves.

  • Lmaooooo <3 17:48 and on, funniest part.

  • lol yall need to but yo mam in yall vids cuz she is funny ass hell i love her already i love this show latta yall :-)

  • yur mom remind me of my aunt

  • ur mom is a trip . lmao

  • this video is hilarious

  • this is my favorite video still... i had to watch again

  • YES ! THAT DOG COMERCIAL ALWAYS MAKES ME CHOKE UP.

  • I THINK THE MAN THAT PASSED AWAY THAT YOUR MOTHER IS TALKING ABOUT IS ROMEO FROM THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW BUT HIS REAL NAME WAS SANTANA. SUPERHEAD MENTIONED HIM IN VIDEO VIXEN.

  • Your mother knows what she is talking about. It's not how strong you are but how long you stay in the game.

  • Your mom is so adorable!!

    She's cool!!

  • Your mom is so adorable!!

    She's cool!!

  • what voice? beyonce has an average voice

  • why is your mom cussin like that?! ashame

  • hey !!! hey is that you ?

    I've text dated this girl in the past

    I've video chated with her on @ DateHerSafe(`)com/profile?=295­4

  • " My Pussy An't Dead " LMAO

  • @VenessaVB LMAO LMAO LOL LMFL

  • Sooooo Funny guys ! Ur mom is really funny

  • I LUV UR MAMA She's hilarious!!!

  • Both of you guys are hilarious and so is your mom, I like how you guys keep shit real but is it true that Kelis made a sex tape and Nas cheated and if so with whom. I really love Nas and Kelis I still do and I was counting on them to make it, sorry Makael but I think Beyonce and Jay-Z their relationship is too sugar coated

  • When mother speaks everyone should listen!!!

  • Outspokenness must run in the family. Good times. :)

  • you guys mutha fuckin rock!!!!!!!!!

  • too funny

  • Hey Skorpion!! I just love you and Makael on the show. Your mom is a hilarious and wise woman.

  • kevin ur mom is the truth...she always keeps it real i love people who are humble and honest and down to earth. she reminds me of my mom...me and my mom can talk for hours on hours.....God knows we love our mothers

  • Hes literally obsessed with Beyonce. never seen anything like it.. lol

  • Makael you crazy I peeped you putting that tounge out there on mama skorpion lol!!

  • i know wat you mean with that dog commerical but yea if my mommy was in a porno long as she looked good and didn't half ass i'd be good.yall kinda remind me of that old skit that used to be on in living color TWO SNAPS AND A TWIST lol

  • Mama: my pussy ain't dead!

  • I think your mother is great! Se was telling the truth..

  • Her Punane aint dead!!! Get em Mrs. Mami...lol

  • my pussy aint dead hahaha love it lol

  • i love this damn show!!!!

  • I love your Mother she is off the chain!!!!

  • well beyonce is known for shaking her ass in her videos

    so is she a video hoe?!..

  • more more!!

  • lol ahaha i heard her when she said that makael lol that was u? i was hoping u didnt say u were the guy with the sequence sleeve!

  • lol great vid

  • Upside down day lol :)

  • Kevin your mom is hilarious. She should do more shows. Makael you are a nut.  I can't wait till u meet Beyonce. I hope she calls the show.

  • tip drill was the worst video ever!!! they even called them butta-headz

  • To me, singing is a TALENT not a SKILL. So I agree with Makael. You have to be born with it.

    I'm SO gonna save up for the Beyonce concert!!! Have my ticket months in advance!!!!

    And I love you to Skorpion!!! You're accent is so nice!!!

    Love you guys!!!

  • I LIVE for your mother!

  • I LITERALLY LOVE how when Kevin's mom starts talking........no matter where u guys are at in the recording you all let her speak her mind.......thats wussup, reminds me of me and my friends and my mom

  • Wow @ your mom! You come by it honestly, Kev. LOL! You should do more vids with her. She was talking truth.

  • video girls is trashy!

  • i totally agree with what your mom says, i love beyonce but she do need to slow down some, she has a movie coming out in april and she is touring, it seems like she never has time to rest, and hopefuly she wont break down, i pray for her and jayz every night.

  • LOL Praying for her and Jayz???lol They rich! I pray that they are happy, cause Jayz clearly says in his music all the time that Beyonce works too much. I hope she slows down some for him cause hes 40 and he wants a family. Beyonce has accomplished so much, but I think she just loves the stage and fame and her fans. Its a such thing as being addicted to work. Maybe she is, and im not saying that in a bad way or hating, but its like that for lots of people...

  • i totally agree with you, you think they kid will be cute? i think they might

  • Honestly...I think there kid will be ugly. If its a girl, I think its going to be one of those funny things. Cause Beyonce is so beautiful and everyone would expect a beautiful celeb child. But I think shes going to look like Rumor Willis! lol But Ashanti and Nelly are going to have a beautiful celeb child. I really can feel it. Im not crazy about them as a couple, but I think they are going to have a pretty child.I think Mariah and Nick Cannon might too...

  • thats true, but it seems that the women in their family have the dominate genes, cause beyonce and solange both look more like their mom, and they are as light as her, cause with mathew being so dark one of them could have easily been dark. so hopefully their child will be cute. i think ashanti and nelly will have a pretty baby, what about kelis and nas, or kimora and that african dude from beauty shop

  • I agree about the dominant genes part. but also thats my point. They are both so beautiful, it would be a slap in the face for one to be ugly. Like where did thus child come from???lol But also, you may not know much about Jayz family, but Jayz is the spitting image of his father.His sister looks just like him too. So his fathers genes are dominant in that family,his nephew was in his video and he looks just like him. So I think Jayz genes have potential to be even more dominat.Which isnt good..

  • i guess i should start praying for their unborn child.lol you are cool

  • your mama is off the chain, was she talkin about john holmes, cuz he was know for his 12 or 13 inch dick, i wouldnt like my mom to be known for suckin dick, that would be shameful

  • your mom is the truth...everything she said was the TRUTH!

  • Your mother is dropping some real wisdom on Beyonce. Sasha Fierce is a sign... Slow down!

  • i hope beyonce doesnt turn to be another lauryn hill, that would be so crazy. but let jay z leave her and her career flop- per her lyrics she's a hard lover and she looooves what she does so we'll see i guess. BTW i love how yall shutup when mom talks! So many kids have no respect when authority speaks these days!

  • I think you guys are really funny; however, I don't think this is an appropriate conversation to have in front of a small child. That child is impressionable and has a right to his/her innocence. And then you wonder why people don't know how to act in the theater. It's that kind of rearing that has a hand in it.

  • Dercola...you took it too damn far.  The kids that act out in public are the ones that were overly sheltered. This comment is so fu**ing rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys are hilarious. Thanks

  • MAn thats so true Bey. is goin hard rite now. but who knows she might love it so much she'll keep goin longer than 35.

  • omg ur mom is awesome...i totally see where you get ur sense of humor from. i could never talk with my mom like that...you guys are so funny!!!!

  • i like the way ya'll just get dead quiet and listen to ur mom when she speaks. it's like her words touch u like a philosopher and makes u think. that's funny how she was walking and talking up and down, across the screen. and she silly. but u all always make good points.

  • this vid was kinda messy. =[

  • Your mother is so right Skorpion. Everybody burns out at some point. It doesn't even have to be a major burn out. But, sometimes you just might want to take a break, and live life. And with Beyonce, she's been in this business for half of her life and she's only 27; she might not retire, but she's going to want to take a break at some point.

  • Your mom is awesome, I love her cameos

  • i would not go out if my mom was known for that

    and the guy she talking about is mandingo

  • LMAO@ur mama, but she speaking the truth if that what u wanna be...be the BEST at it.

  • i can sing

  • I am going to see her even if I have to fly to see her......

  • LOL I LOVE YOUR MOM.

  • I can't deal...Mama needs her own show, lol

  • I love this video!

  • LMAO!

  • lmfao ~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • Kevins mom is hilarious she a naturel.

  • Thanks for posting part II. Makael and his damn shouts...lawd!!

  • Nooooo Kevin,no streaking for you!!!LOL

    you are ridiculous!

  • you mom could shake her ass in my videos anyday.

  • I can;t beleive I ahve encoutnered the only two people on earth who aren't aware rihanna can't sing.

  • this  my last comment to you cushe83 VIZION WARP HAS ALREADY ATE YOU UP AND SHITTED YOU OUT NOW IM ABOUT TO FLUSH YOUR ASS BYE BYE

  • IF he she did all that then do you have to keep reminding me that ? wouldnt whatever they said prove that, ya'll didn't prove shit, Rihanna still sounds the same as she did before I even gave you two Ri-tards the time of day , HORRIBLE

  • your mom makes a very good point...i think it's possible for Beyonce to over expose herself

  • Kevin your mom is the BEST!!! Everything she said about artist becoming burned out is SO true!!!

  • your moms is the real. and that's real talk. Beyonce if you are looking at this, you need to listen to people that been there. This is why I love and listen to the older generation because they been where you trying to go

  • LMFAO at 18:11

    Ohhhhhh dear!!

  • Guess what youde already know and everyody would have never forgot it. Cus I would have shaked it to my fuckin best." OMG LOL!!! Please do not compare your mom to super head! LOL She was saying preaching some wisdom on Beyonce tho.

    Dont you know I will snap for some free Bey tickets? LOL Dont you know I will snap for atleast a damn discount? LOL

    You did hook me up with some good Beyonce updates on myspace, thanks!

  • your mother is a wise woman respect is due to her she spoke some words of wisdom about Beyonce 4REAL mommy nuff respect!!!!!

  • lol i love your mom

  • Not even a minute into the video and already I'm too through! LMMFAO!!! "My pussy ain't dead" CLASSIC! lol

  • the dude with the long Dick was John Holmes!lol

    he was porno star in the 70's died from aids

  • mama skorp is on the money again! I agree with her. Burnoutttt

  • cushe83 i wasnt talkin about micheal jackson i was talkin about  beyonce. dont get me wrong ilike beyonce but i sure as hell dont love her. like i sad earlier.pop songs are like bubble gum u chew it up it tastes good for the moment and when the taste is gone u spit out !!!!!! bye bye

  • yeah but Beyonce is fast on her way to becoming michael jackson success wise, she really is one of the few true actual "stars" that we have nowadays. Any body can be a celebrity but we don't have to many stars like we did back then

  • omg cushe83 i know u just didnt go there.beyonce is gonna be just like mariah carey .mariah s career  was hot and on fire til she did glitter.that one failure cause mariah to have a nervous breakdown.which is where i see beyonce headed when she has her first real failed success.

  • Yeah but woulnd't that ahve happened by now, That was Mariahs first venture into film, and it was a disaster, people weren't receptive to it, Cdillac records didn't do very well even though unlike mariahs it was critically acclaimed, and that was HER film, she produced it, if she wss gonna break she would have broke then, and obviously she's doing alright

  • first off bey has to do a real movie. a movie that doesnt fall back on what she knows best which is singing

  • That was your xample you used, don't contrqdict yoru self, it was a real movie when you wer eusign it as an example to try and show how once she has a major failure on a film project shes worked on , but when I showed you shes already been there done that, now caddilac records doesn't count, try again

  • well shit she doesn't give anyone much choices since all her movies (and don't say obsessed cause it aint out yet) are musicals or call for her to sing..

  • thank yo vizion warp like i been saying all along if u wanna claim to be a actress step outside the box . all bey has done is movie s requiring her overexposed trainwreck of self to sing. and CUSHE83 IM SO OVER THIS as makael once said MOVING ALONG

  • Well she does actually have a film with idras elba or how ever you spell the guys name, where she won't be singing. To be hoenst I don't think shes that great of an actress,

    But again, how do you have room to critisize Beyonce when your fans of a women who doesn't even have singing downpact ? hwo does that work ?

  • Didnt i just say not to mention that movie..it hasnt been released yet..and wow finally you said something that made sense im proud of you..Shit she's 3 albums in seems down pact to me..

  • Yeah but she's just getting hot now, it took 3 lukewarm tries before she got put on, and got some real success, and all she had to do was turn herself into a white carbon copy of joan jet with overtly sexual stage costumes and a team of hot producers, that put a hot beat behind the cat in heat sound she calls singing.

  • critically acclaimed by who??? u dont count..and she co produced which in B terms means bitch if im in the movie i want my name written in as co producer..LOL

  • Produced meaning , she financed it. So you don't shit about movies as well as havign bad taste in music huh ?

  • I ment status, not numbers genious, no matter how successful she will never sell that many records becuase people don't have to purchase music anymore, that was during the 80's and 90's, shes heading towards beign the pop cultrue figure he was in the 80's.

    And I really don't see hwo you have room to talk about anybodys success being a rihanna fan, that bitch might fizzle by her next album let alone a ten year mark.

  • shit not everyone back in the day sold records like that...Thanks I Know im soo smart..

  • LMAO..LOL..Now I Know U Crazy....

    "Beyonce is fast on her way to becoming michael jackson success wise"

    Success wise my ass he has sold over 750 million units worldwide.sold out 50 count em 50 dates @ the O2 Arena.beyonce might be successful but she aint never gonna do that

  • 5^......Micheal Jackson...........Beyonce... HaHa never going to happen. You can't duplicate greatness. Beyonce have to form her own legency.

  • "Micheal Jaskson"????? really? Negative...... Beyonce is super talented but she'll never touch Micheal. For many reasons, such as Talent, his gender, plus the time frame. THe media and entertainment business is not the same. Celebs can't have the same fan fair like they had in the past. Gossip sites and magazines expose too much dirt. Plus you can download albums for FRee! LOL.

  • It bwasn't a literall comparison, if you'd read the proceeding comment you would ahve seen I made all those points

  • Yes I read it........ANd like I said because of Magazines and Gossip sites all celebs dirt is exposed. The public knows so much. People don't like/adore celebs as much as the would have if it were the 60's-80's. SO basically Beyonce will never be Micheal. SHe'll never be Madonna. She'll never be Price. Etc. SHe have to form her own legacy. But I'll tell you 1 things she'll never be iconic like those artists I listed above. and that's the truth. Times change..people change..Fans change.

  • perhaps I wasn't direct enough, I don't care.

  • okay. Sorry.

  • I didn't say you were wrong, I'm just saying I said all I had to say about it, I don't want to get into a thing again.

  • I hope she so ,because Madonna cannot sing. and she is a wacko.

  • LOL......your entitled to your opinion....Madonna maybe many things good and bad..But one thing for sure is SHe's creative and orginial......She walks to the beat of her own drum. You got to respect that!

  • Thats true. Rihanna is creative too. However I will not pay to see her or Madonna perform.

  • Thats interesting.

  • So what I'm really saying is that album sells isn't her only problem!! It's her fan base. Yes, she has plenty of fans,but she'll never have the type of fans like the ones in the 60's -80's, mainly due to the media coverage. Hell, I can honestly say that maybe if there wasn't TMZ,Mediatakeout,Star,and radio jockeys talking about the behind the scenes drama, I would have probably been a hugh Bee fan. But that's not the case.

  • Album sales will never be back to where it was in the 80's! Thanks to Itunes and Limewire!

  • I Tunes contribute to album sales..Limewire doesnt

  • Itunes sells singles for ONE Dollar LOL! Why by the album when you can buy the 2 or 3 songs for a dollar apiece!

  • Yeah they do, but you can buy an album which a lot of people do..and hey the 2 or 3 dollars is better than no money at all

  • THe bad media attention has limited her fan base. And in that sense she'll never be Micheal Jackson. She can't be. Times has changed.

  • ANd then there's talent.

    M. Jackson>>>>>>>>Beyonce'

    -End of story.

  • let me post this in the room in response to vizionwarp this is the comment i sent to them..you never see rihanna out looking busted unlike some of these other bitches in the game.

  • crazy in love is not a classic in my mind pop songs can never and will not be a classic.pop songs are like bubble gum u chew it up it tastes good for the moment and when the taste is gone u spit out !!!!!! bye bye

  • So you trying to gtell me billie jean isn't a classic ?

  • lol wat ur mom said was right to have a gift and not use it is a terrible thing! Thats why i get mad at Jamie Fox for not wanting to sing!

    Lauren is crazy! smh i have no words for her

    And theres nothing wrong with using your body! If u got show it!

  • Think about how Karrine Steffans aka Superhead son FEELS!!!

  • LMAO@ your mom just walking off. HAHA! I tell you one thing, your mom is the truth. She's so right!

    You might wanna go in a disguise to the Beyonce concert, Skorpion. I'ma lil afraid for your safety- I pray those stans don't beat yo behind. LOL!

    This was such a great video!

  • Janet and Jermaine been married, JD actually said it in Essences I think. But they been married for a while and kept it on the hush

  • I would be embarass if my momma did that, especially if it came out in the opening. lmfao.

    Ur momma is too funny...lmfao...But she does speak the truth about Beyonce.

    OH HELL NO Rihanna ain't got nothing on Beyonce. That trick can't sing, ever heard her sing Mariah Carey's Hero.

    LMAO@ Makael, "I don't live here."

    Janet Jackson pregnant?

  • haha lol love ya mom

  • Hello Makael...that laugh , that laugh boy, just contagious!

    Hey kevin..how are you doing?

    Thanks for posting that video...i was bored doing nothing...

    bye bye

    °°°GuAdElOuPe°°° French West Indies, baby!

  • Lol to the whole video....I would not broadcast the fact my mother was a video ho or anything below but I wouldnt be ashamed. If I ever got a chance to go to a Beyonce concert I wouldnt know how to act....

  • "this is her subliminal message,after she seen my youtube check" lmbao..

    nobodoy can butter up to you like momma!!!lol

  • Makael is so Hilarious...."I dont have fans" LMAO

  • lol damn my pussi ain't dead!! lol your mama is so funny can i have her as my mama, skorprio i am taking your mama!!! i could kick it with her all day i wish my mama was real like that. we are upity black people it sucks.

  • Damn, ya'll made me laugh my ass off! and yo momma is funny too, she's got swagger and everything! keep up the good work guyz!....x

  • luv your gma!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that's his momma.

  • Makael laugh had me going omg i couldn't stop laughing wow i love you guys

  • When beyonce comes to chicago i'm going to whip "IT" out, and sense I'm going to be front row, yeah I'm paying all that money for it, i KNOW she going to notice me, and be like "whoa baby bye i see what you working with, i meet you back stage". lol

  • yo ASS gon be locked up in Cook county jail!!!lmbao

    try that bullshit if ya want!!!

  • LOL, Beyonce will bail me out from Cook county jail.

  • Damn your momma just told it like it T-I IZ.

  • Great video as always!!!!

  • Man, i love ya mom...she says exactly what she feels and she keeps it real! Her wisdom and the way she says things is great! Hook her up wit her own channel!!!! lol

  • Omg Ya mama talkin biut Mandingo the guy witht he big dick LOL omg ya mama is a mess LMAO.....Lauren Hill aint crazy she jus real the 'GOt Out" thats all she dont believe in social bondage........

  • *Beyonce blank stare*

    *blink*

    *blink*

  • Lol. Dang ya'll crazy for this one.

  • yo mama remind me of Luenell...she keeps it real...

  • mom needs her own channel.

  • funny as hell. you are your moms twin. classic.

  • hilarious baby!!!I understnd wat Mom sayin about Beyonce, but shes doin wat she loves & while shes young, so wen shes older, can realx & RETIRE 4 REAL!, let her do her thing, shes loving life rite now/I wish I could hav the chance 2 jst tour & make music & videos & movies, thats AWESOME (2 me)

  • ah man.... I don't wanna hear about people like Beyonce burning out. and I like JH.

  • Your mom is a messs..Loves It....Look STOP HATING ON Riri her voice is FINE....Alex did sing it good...Makael got a DUNK..LOL...Skorpion I'ma need yall to support Rihanna yall always downing her, like damn can a bitch get some support, i mean she selling like crazy steady with hit, has grown like crazy but yall still don't support....But like yall said A Hater Makes You Greater...

  • I agree with what you said, sometimes it's a bit sad how they hate on her, and other female artists as well. I've come to the conclusion that Makael feels like there should be only one female singer in the industry and that's about it.

  • Yes,Like i understand their love for Bey but damn like i have never seen them make a video about or mention in a video the success of GGGB & Rihanna's success/growth from 07 to now...i'm not asking them to say she is the most amazing but can she just get some RESPECT..I mean hardly any young (30 & under) female artist in the industry now can drop an album with that kind of global success where no matter what country her songs are released in they go to the top 10 & the album sell like crazy..LOL

  • yeah but it's not warrented because som people have mixed feelings about her being successful becuase fo how she looks, and that's the stand point, I mena I give rihanna props because if it wasn't her, it would be some white chick who couldn't sing and who had to work less to get to the point where rihanna is at , but I would never fawn over her, becuase it still is what it is, and she isn't very musically inclind.

  • OK..People claim Riri is only successful for her looks..let's be real B gained success and major stardom when she made the crazy in love song..the main part everyone know in that song is when she was BOUNCING HER ASS up and down...& if looks make you successful...Cassie, Mya, Natasha, Girlicious, Ashanti, PCD & Nicole Sherzinger & Kelly Rowland would alll be selling records which their not...Rihanna isnt musically inclined she has huge hit single vocally she will get better she has never had the

  • training that B & many other have..obviously her voice has gotten better & will continue to..i mean it's not like she has 10 years of experience & she's still stuck @ the same place..just like when Bey first started she was looked at as a limited singer who can only do runs (let's be real, i used to stan for her so i know) it's only as of the last 2-3 years where she has been looked @ as a vocalist..Riri will grow as a performer & singer just like B did..At least acknowledge her accomplishments

  • To be fair Makael and Kevin are Bey fanatics, wll Makael is a lot more than Kevin is but still they luv her so of course their going talk about her more than everyone else. No one's downing on Riri's accomplishment but if they were truly big fans of Riri I'm sure they would talk about more.

  • I'm fully aware that they love B more and there is NOTHING wrong with that..I'm just saying i wish that when they speak of other artist at least be fair to them...especially with Rihanna because she has managed to accomplish a lot in her few short years..Talk about B all they want, i like beyonce it's just when another artist is brought up you only hear negative thing about that artist.

  • Well how much can you commend some one like rihanna, who takes as much effort by a team of producers, stylists and PR people to warrent the success that she has had. The only thing the person being promoted by the team has to contribute is a pretty face, basically it couuld have been almost any attractive chick in her shoes, what is special about her ?

  • Girl bye im not even gonna argue with you and that dumb ass statement..like i said before is nice clothes and beauty puts people in superstars status like rihanna and gives them an album that sells 7.5 million copies has 8 top 20 hits including 4 #1 singles, numerous awards worldwide and a Grammy then cassie, ciara, keri hilson, natasha, girlicious & PCD would all be on her level but there not...her success isnt no damn 1 hit single and a gold album it's major...Rihanna is the SHIT >_.