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  • you suck

    

  • how'd i only see this now, god i laughed a lot, hav to say ur older comms are funny cos ur not goin insane, easier to listen to, jus chill :)

  • im in college i play rugby i party. id say I'm a pretty cool dude. but I'm an undercover nerd and i enjoy this. but i don't tell any of my friends i watch cod videos. i started to watch these videos to get better just because i was getting pooped on in cod. and my gf and i had a pretty bad breakup so i got into cod to take my mind off of my things. but this shit is gay i don't tell any of my friends i watch this. i don't talk to them about this

  • Yours is only 12 in? LOL jk im not gonna start that i have a bigger dick or fukin penis battle......... BECAUSE THERES NO COMPETITION DAMN I JUST CALLED YOU OUT! lol

  • His perspective of nerd and stud is what's the problem. This isn't high school where this stereotypical glasses, pocket protector, skinny wimp tech nerd getting beat up by the big cool varsity jacket stud. It's just people who are into video games, that's it and It's not nerdy or stud-ish to be into the video games.

  • Big dicks make you cool. True story.

  • its not gay unless you jiz

  • ... for ice cream?

  • sir,you are a gentleman and a scholar! you "get it" bro! congrats!(me clapping)

  • fuck man this is funny, cause lately i have been thinking the same shit, all i own is a ps3 and COD, but i still watch some of this shit and I don't know why. I have a gf and healthy social life but I would always be worried if my gf or friends knew how much i was kinda into it, they know i like it, but not like this lol. good vid.

  • LOL! My name is Ben too :D

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  • Ur right man I turned into a fukn nerd :( but I have hella swagg but play video games all day

  • I'm using your videos as therapy because I don't play as often anymore and I'm starting to rage because I don't play as well as I used to (:

  • hahahaha soo true man

  • im acually so fuckign stoked i found a vid like this, i only watch your shit cause your mad funny, liek your sexual stories eps cause that stuff makes me shit my pants, btw im from squamish, haha just thought id say. i have a 10 inch throbing monster cock. no homo

  • well kinda fuckin look at it this way, since i discovered commentaries, i dont watch television anymore. Just the tube.

  • @DudeitsLandon same

  • It's not gay. It's just entertainment. Who cares if you dedicate a lot of time to it? There's nothing wrong with that. You can have an awesome youtube channel and still have a life really really easily. It's not that big a deal.

  • @EightThoughts I don't even watch your videos i just listen to you because you are funny. I put your videos in the background on one tab and browse shit on other tabs

  • I know what you are saying, I just think its a question of perspective. The people that I know, that don't game, are generally spending there downtime sitting in front of the T.V vegging out. I don't anybody who's life is running like a Coke Zero commercial. If you balance your life so you do lots of cool stuff & then game in your spare time I think that works for me. If on top of that, you end up turning that gaming into something creative and positive then objectively, its a good thing.

  • Hey i got one thing to say to you...I <3 being a nerd.

  • I changed my mind. It's not gay if you do it like I do. I AM FUCKING AWESOME! Definitely not gay, BUT THE GREATEST!

  • i game at night? does that make me a nerd? lol im on the highschool varsity basketball team, and top 2 shot put and discus thrower in my school for track. out of season for basketball and track, i hang with my girl, chill with my peeps at the park n shoot hoops. whens everyones asleep ill play till about 2-3 a.m. maybe im a little half and half? owell nothing wrong with that i dont think

  • lol at the gay dating advertisment on the side

  • Hard to take anything that Oprah says seriously when she supports sexual assault of children so that she can rub baby dick on her face to get rid of her wrinkles.

    Oprah Winfrey is a sadistic sex offender.

  • sooo i guess ima stud o.o i bought black ops when it came out and i have like 3 days and 4 hours gameplay o.o

  • fuck, funniest commentary ive ever seen. only dude whos man enuf to admit how fkn gay this is. its pretty gay.

  • HELL YA DUDE. I SHOOT MY GUN LIKE THAT SOOOOO MUCH AT THE START OF THE GAME. HELL YA MO FO!!!

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  • I have to agree with you to some extent. But I myself sometimes play video games 10 hours a day. Or I'll have two systems up at once. But thts after my homework and shit is done. And come hockey season games aren't part of my life at all. So it's possible to be a nerd and have a bit of life.

  • LOL, it is pretty gay... but sure i have a 10inch penis... so its all good.

  • "argument with some fucking....uhhh.......DORK!"lo­l

  • i would say im abit of a nerd but im not a hardcore gamer, im first string on the football team, im doing well in school, im a senior and im most likely going to college, i party hard every fucking weekend, i chase chicks constantly, and i suceed.

    I would say im 40% nerd 60% cool lol. it is possible to be both lol.

    p.s my penis is 9 inches. not 12.

  • yeah i know what ya mean eight i used to be a gaming fanatic but when ya sit down and think about you realize its not that important ive been fastly phasing out of gaming to chill with my bros chill with my girl sports music parties ect ect i haven't touched my game system in a month and 2 weeks and it doesn't even cross my mind to play its funny how you can get addicted to something so easily and phase out of it even faster ive definitely moved on

  • yeah i know what ya mean eight i used to be a gaming fanatic but when ya sit down and think about you realize its not that important ive been fastly phasing out of gaming to chill with my bros chill with my girl sports music parties ect ect i haven't touched my game system in a month and 2 weeks and it doesn't even cross my mind to play its funny how you can get addicted to something so easily and phase out of it even faster

  • I played MW2 for 18 days and I have fall, red tiger and blue tiger on the guns I use. But that was last summer. i've moved on and I see that there are better things to do e.g girls, chillin with mates and music. I think obsessive gaming is a phase that a lot of guys go through.

  • thats why in my opignion that gaming should only be a hobby. seeing competition stuff sometime make me laugh. why would some1 would brag about being number 1 in wathever game they play lol when i play online and some dude start insulting me for no apparent reason then brag about his k/d , i start laughing so hard. most of the time replying with the sarcastic n classic "oh dude! its going to bring you so much chicks men!"

  • Thumbs up if you're the big cool tall guy with the big swinging dick in your trousers.

  • HEY! Being a nerd is awesome. We all must unite.

  • i know i hate when those fucking nerds complaining about 360 no scopes try hard etc etc its just a fucking game people all these fucking virgin cod fags

  • i watch you because you have funny ass commentarys !

  • There's no damage reduction.check out den kirson on google.

  • Finally someone has the balls to say it!!!

    You're so right Ben. This shit is pure entertainment and some motherfuckers act like it's life or death. Keep doing your thing playboy.

  • aha, yo i live in a small as town where all ya do is party and play cod brro

  • the funny thing is that you had a gay porno that you tried to get me to watch in college

  • It is gay but there's nothing more fun 2 do

  • Eight Thoughts have you not submitted any of your video's to Machinima? You are my favourite commentator right next to WhiteBoy7thSt, you are just so entertaining to watch, you're funny, creative and wise; I agree with "Shadow9392" about the pointless K/D and other metric's, just keep up the good work mate.

  • It's not gay if you yell SURPRISE!

  • @KevinVega95ps3 And I would like to assume you are a fifteenth prestige on Black Ops, and have a higher KD ratio the your GPA. Judging by the "95" in your name I want to guess that your are 16. Don't most 16 year old study or play sports? And why call me a dumbass, when you clearly don't know me. my GPA is 3.67, mkay? GTFO troll :)

  • @TehCooKiEZ90 nah im 3rd prestige the 95 is the year i was born so im 15 and my KD suck, dont belive me? watch me in ps3 thanks try again =D

  • video games are something you use to kill a few hours when its pissing rain outside and if u live in vancouver then you definitely know what thats like. i like to think that i have a life; i hang out w/ my friends most weekends and when i dont have too much studying to do, but that doesnt mean that im just going to sit around jerking off when im bored at home. id rather shoot something.

  • Are all Canadians like you? That country must be fucking awesome.

  • @carruthersj LOLOL yes Canada is fucking awsome!

  • yeah you got a 3kd but you cant jump a motorcycle 70ft. Which is going to get you further in life, neither......but I know what is a hell of a lot more fun!

  • this shit is gay as fuck but i try not to think about that.. if you look at my page it says "Pussy OVER COD never forget it" is big bold letters

  • funniest commentary ive heard in a while....great stuff....subscribed!

  • it's only gay if the balls don't touch.

  • It's not gay if you don't push back.

  • Sexy Voice.

  • Well if you don't like it then just fucking quit EightThoughts you know we don't need your bitch ass here tellin' us were gay and reminding us that were wasting our fucking time sitting behind a computer screen, you know achieving things that have no merit in the real world like getting a 3.0 KD and a "fuckin' man my gamerscore is fucking so important you know you know i mean they got shit doesn't amount to anything in real life"

  • To be honest, the diversity in the community is sick and having people who don't really care about kd or their scores and just have fun playing the game are a lot more entertaining, like your chanel or jaieazy.

  • Thoughts, what do you think about small channels who just started out? I'm not gonna lie, making money off this would be fucking siiiickkk, but do you think small channels, like myself, even have a chance at that anymore? Like, without a shout out from a big dude?

  • Yeah i agree about what you had to say at the end, every time someone tells me that they have to have a positive K/D i just ask myself why?? nobody can see it but you so why does it matter, i just don't see why people just cant have fun playing the game instead of making into this huge thing which it really is not.

  • It is pretty damn hard to not get lost in it

  • @irunfromknives I agree. I just think I came to the realization last night that I need to put myself on the outside looking in and see it for what it is/a different perspective.

  • @EightThoughts and I completely agree, even though my videos are pretty much not related to gaming at all, when someone says "youre using an ak74u you noob" i still get pissed and will let their opinion influence my next video. It only takes one negative comment to piss you off even if you see 100 praising you

  • Dude your actually like a really smart dude, I'm sick of Fu king commentators going "ya man this is all for you I don't even care about the money" then they like freakout or have a huge channel change when they start losing subs to stay afloat

  • it is kinda gay lol

  • BEST COMMENTARY EVER.

    ps. i ain't quitting i got money to make lol

  • FUCK YEAH GO CANUCKS!

  • hey man, im 17, im an avid rock climber, and i consider myself pretty popular... on your commentating rant: it depends on how you look at it. if you consider yourrself a heavy gamer talking about video games and doing nothing but game, then its fuckin gay. however, if you do it to entertain people then its not gay, its funny and cool... keep on doing it man!!!! (please respond because i think it would help to see it)

  • you can post a gameplay of a barbie game cus i would still watch, i love your teories about things thats why sometimes i like to see your old videos again

  • im the stud....i only watch for your commentary, if i want good gameplay ill go watch xjaws or some fag like that.....your real, you just happen to have video games in the background.

  • @FloridaGatorBoy74 no you dont you watch hes commentarys cause you wana be like him haha dumbass

  • @KevinVega95ps3 say whaaaa?

  • Dude your badass where have you been all my youtube life?

  • I'm on the school basketball team and football as well. I'm pretty popular at school also. I don't watch you for your gameplay. I watch you because your a basses. Also, 5 months into Black Ops I only have 3 days 20 hours. I'm a stud as well :D

  • @TehCooKiEZ90 Too be honest. I think 90 percent of my subs are like you. People with lives and perspectives and other interests besides no scope 360's. That's why you are subscribed to me and why I actually enjoy the interaction with most of the subs. You get my style of commentary and how this channel works.

  • @EightThoughts i am subbing now because u guys talk about shit i need to know like i fingered a girl and got a lap dance for the first time yesterday summer break 8th grade and u guys make fucking sense i dont give a shit about the gameplay

  • @TehCooKiEZ90 lol you sound like you watched disney channel and wana be like the popular kids.lol your like trying to be cool lol dumbass.watch your gonna reply saying that im a nerd

  • @TehCooKiEZ90 I have barely a day on Black Ops since it came out :|

    On MW2 like 2 weeks

    about 3 days on W@W

    and 22 days on CoD 4

    This pattern is proof that Treyarch always fucks things up and makes CoD boring and not worth much of my time anymore.. I now have a girlfriend again, so I guess it was for the better xD

  • Enjoy your 4:20

  • Im a flaming homo for watching this shit. But I dont really pay attention to the videos, I more or less listen to the "commentary". I like getting my bi-weekly Ben. Is that gay?

  • @TheInvaderJosh finally someone says something about that stupid fuckin ad...

  • wait are you Sylvester Stallone?

  • ROFL!!!

  • That's the Brazil Samba Song for the World Cup SON! And finally you came out I was just counting the days to be honest :P

  • honestly, i only play games when i am not doing shit with my friends and my girl. honestly, id rather walk around with someone rather than play cod, but i cant be around people all the time.

  • do you mean stupid? gay is offensive in that sense

  • Where are the die-hard homophobe Jesusfreaks that flip their shit because the word 'gay' is in the title?

  • OK whoever made this Poptarts ad is a fuckin douchebag. not saying they're bad but the ad Sucks DICK

  • happy 420 u gay lil hoes!!

  • nice commentary, but after watching gears of war 3 gameplay, i hate cod now. lol, i rly want an xbox now. im pissed tht i have a ps3 now, but ill get uncharted 3 then, even tho its multiplayer is probably not as good as gow's

  • Maybe you could start a new trend of cod in the background while having sex with women?

  • That mariachi dancer liked this video

  • When you look at the community as a whole it is mostly nerds, and you feel a little weird because you guys are doing the same thing but you know in the real world you would never chill with these dudes.

  • Classic Eightthoughts video! To bad i have a small erect pulsating penis. Ohh well.

  • one of the best commentaries ever.

  • I'm straight though =(

  • You're an amazing lad. You know you remind me of Seth Rogen... A hilarious yet intelligent gorgeous voiced man.

  • you shouldn't use that UMP. that shit's noob! haha jk :P

  • Hey EightThoughts I was watching one of your old vids on MW2 talking about your real-life account where you play basketball and stuff .. why did you remove it?

  • Thumbs up if Ricky sent ya

  • I'm 15 and I've reached the same perspective.

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  • Interesting video.

    My presence on the web is just temporary, a time killer until i have enough funds to launch my business, I don't have the enthusiasm to try and make money on the web (sitting at my computer). It is kinds gay, but like you say.. its smart for some.

  • eh..do whatever you want. your time. your money. your goal.

  • I loved you in The Big Lebowski

  • If you like doing some thing then isn't that in itself all that matters?

    I get what you mean though things like K.D are pointless. But if you enjoy doing youtube videos then carry on but make sure your still being a stud and shit like that every other part of your life.

  • Lol, I like your videos but out of every commentator I know you take this shit the most seriously. It was fun when you made funny videos but then you obviously hit some kind of block and instead of carrying on, you just started bitching about how bad the Youtube scene is, the only people who give a fuck are other commentators, not your viewers, so stop bitching.

    Also, stop being such an internet tough guy, Seananners is probably fucking your mail order wife while you make this commentary.

  • That's an old English football (soccer) chant

  • you dont have to keep justifying yourself...your 8 mutha fucking thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Get off your own dick.Seriously,it's the Internet.Don't brag about how cool you are or how much a "stud" you are.What are you trying to achieve telling people you don't even know?

  • You only live once to my knowledge anyway and so what is the point of achieving something in the real world if you don't enjoy it or it won't make you happy. If COD makes you happy then run with it I mean once you're gone you might never feel happy again. Someone could have lived their lives and have achieved so much but didn't enjoy any of it and would have been so much happier licking his knee then if you had the chance would you not tell him to go lick his knee?

  • I'm proud to say my cock is 13 inches and I'm a stud with a golden voice with 100,990 subs :)

  • If you look it at this way, I think someone is gay if he chooses video games over going out and hang out with friends.

  • But Eight, Im not gay ;(

  • Just do ya own thing and fuck the other commentators :D

  • Son, I'm a straight up Player

    sorta

  • i reckon i deserve some more subscriptions from gays for the one gay video on my gay channel..

    and also- if theres grass on the wicket, lets play cricket ;)

    doesn't matter what sexuality!

  • do some live commentaries

  • @IGame4Free im sure you'll be safe forever lil buddy

  • ty

  • no the thermal scope is less accurate..

  • I feel the same way a LOT of the time BUT, the way you and I do it is different. I like talking shit and it takes about 15 minutes of my entire day to do it so why not ya kno. Just have to keep telling yourself while you're looking down while getting head. I'm NOT like the rest of these cats lmao.

  • @jaieazy LMFAO! This comment gets instantly inducted into the YouTube comment hall of fame.

  • Im a nerd, but I'm a Fatso. And man, if you find it fun, why would it be gay? And im the guy who people argue with about weapons. :P although mostly tubes and ump in s&d

  • It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

  • @RickyChops I can't do that because you're too camouflaged with that ghillie suit.

  • @RickyChops hahah you fucking legend make a commentary how to not be gay sort of a parody where eks you're like saying "it's not gay to masturbate in front of another guy as long as you don't touch him

  • straight up, i agree when you say that the real smart people are the guys making money off this. Yeah it may be gay but what the fuck do they care, people like xJawz make enough money to buy a mercedes e class for their first car. I don't like it but that stems from jealousy. I respect xJawz because he's used his brains and ability to get somewhere(well maybe not his brains just too much of his time.)

  • LOL! Great commentary Ben! I guess I fall into the nerd category. However I refer to myself as a Geek. :)

    As always I enjoy your stuff.

  • Youtube does bad things to some people, but that doesn't mean the whole shebang is gay. I'm totally with you on how pointless K/D and other internet metrics are, but there are a small group of people who thoroughly enjoy themselves doing this. Got to rise above the bullshit and just have fun with it. Making money is a plus too, but if you make money and don't have fun with it, I'd say you're about to wind up like xJawz trying to max your revenue and putting no feeling into it.

  • @Shadow9392 I don't make enough money to do this if I didn't enjoy it. HAHA! I still love making commentaries and this channel I created. I just feel gay at times when I look around.

  • I think you get less damage with a thermal cuz you don't see the figure as clearly as you would with a regular scope cuz there is less of a definition. (:

  • Hey. i'm 16. Im 6 ft 3 inches tall and i'm not skinny. i Game alot. But i also work out at the gym 5 hours a day then take Kung Fu San Soo classes right after. Quit stereotyping.

  • that chant is for soccer

  • "Perhaps it's not gay, and I'm just being an asshole"

    Yup

  • great commentary for being hungover. i laughed everytime u said gay lol.

  • love it man - very well spoken

  • I'm Gay. You're Gay. We're all Gay

  • You're in it for the reasons,that's why you find it "gay".

  • I love you. Yes homo.

  • ur face is gay.

  • FACT! Everyone a little gay.

  • People that watch TV for straight up days tell me that video games are "nerdy".. Sure, that is true, but in reality you are wasting time on both ends.

    It is not just video games that are gay.

  • you dont care about hockey?!?! Where did you grow up?

  • i heard my fav word a billie times during this SCORE

  • So you only do this because of the money?

  • Eight, I actually was considering getting and HD PVR around the time MW2 came out. I'm glad I didn't, this whole community has gone to shit. I just don't see the point in it. I've actually quit watching most gameplays and pretty much COD in general. It's just not fun anymore. Thank you quickscopers(especially you Grizz).

  • You lost.

  • guess im one of those studs that got sucked in, my pussy rate dropped dramatically since I started playing MW2 and getting into the whole youtube thing, guess its time for me to get back to doing what I do best... See you nerds from some random bitches bedroom

  • @thugerrish Ohh shit.HAHA! You could substitute your pussy rate dropping off with any activity that is lost due to gaming. We are all free to waste our time how we choose, but some activities carry more value than others. I love my channel and making videos, I just don't want to become consumed by YouTube and this community of homosexuals. I'm doing it on my own terms.

  • @EightThoughts i know exactly what you mean. I had the "what am I doing" moment a month ago when black ops really started to fester for me, and your video reminded me that i need to be doing better things with the majority of my time. Still think your videos are cool though Id take you over one of those big name douchetubers any day, im totally gay for you!!!

  • @thugerrish lol you sound so dumb, trying to act cool what a faggot

  • im not gay

  • Lol, at the end its all about preferences. Whats the difference between gaming and a watching a sport? Nothing. Some people like to watch sports and do other stuff, and some people like to play games and watch or make youtube videos. None of those things are gay, its just all about what people like to do. But I get your point thou, some people behave in a sad way in this community, but, o well.. at the end, nothing really matters at all. Oh and get a pop filter btw it would make the mic nicer.

  • hey man, could you promote my channel please, i would like to earn some money

  • you should get a pop filter.

  • move away from the mic a little

  • @TheNextGenBeats At the 1:53 mark, I pulled the mic out of my throat.

  • I only record commentaries while bench-pressing...while doing 12" cock push-ups.

  • @UkranianLimbs Sounds like a new video in the making for March Madness?

  • :[

    

  • im not quitting or nothing like that, i got money to make! haha love it! straight up

  • @wedley91 HAHA! Awesome you watched to the very end and heard that.