Presidential Pledge BARACK OBAMA

[gar137]

'I pledge to have a meltdown of epic proportions when my wife dumps me. And I pledge to use that time to go on a media blitz and bemoan my terrible fate as a single, rich, white celebrity of dubious parentage and dysfunctional siblings. I pledge to make it all happen, brothers and sisters of a similar ilk.'

-David Arquette

'I pledge to drink like a fish and drive home.'

-Jaime Presley

[chrisman737]

I pledge to vote for someone other than Obama next year.

[steaknugget22]

I don't belong to any party....but that was just fucking scary.

[DNCisCommunist]

FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS!

Go to HELL you Hollywood scumbags!

[f01863]

The only thing SCARER and MORONIC,than this video,is the INCOMPETANT FOOL in the white house!!!!!How's that "hope & change working out for yah?????????????

[halburger1]

I pledge to be a servant to my GOD and not to any man. I pledge allegance to the flag. This stuff is off the wall. This is why I call the tv the devil box.

[junkie4vids]

Demi Moore at 3:53 pledges to be a servant to the President? LOLOLOLOLOL. Did not know she was hooked on Prozac.

[RUTGERSpaul]

This is almost a parody of how much the Obama-bots are devoted to the President/God.

[ImaPurpleDinosaur]

I pledge to compare and contrast this video to the book 1984

[badfinger05200]

I pledge to use a lot of plastic bags and hair spray and flush the toilets more and more often as I can I pledge burn up gas I do not need Because I paid for it And if I want to turn the light on and off I can do that And I want to take longer showers if I want too. And I pledge to tell you all that your all

a bunch of idiot

[toxsickdog]

I pledge for a new government, kick the bums out.

[johnbu1981]

I wonder if all these morons will trade in their mansions that probably use more power than me in a month. They buy a hybrid and think they are helping the environment. Fucking idiots, no more Entourage for me.

[sunabouzu1]

it's good to be positive and all but that's just a bit rude to want people raped and murdered

[nightflyer28]

Whiners.

One line out of a whole series of good ideas and attitudes, and that's the only thing you take away from this vid.

Words are wasted on you people.

[SashaBlair]

Sorry this is America and I serve no one but me. And this "Cracka" pledges allegence to the Flag of the United States of America. If you want something go get a job and earn it. God forbid you do that right and get your own health care, and not make me pay for it.

[nightflyer28]

"I serve no one but me"

That sums up the problem with our country these days.

The "I got mine, fuck the rest of you" attitude.

WWII America - the whole country willing to do without to support the war effort.

War on Terror America? "Don't bug me, I put that fuckin' yellow ribbon magnet on my car! Not a sticker, of course, don't want to lower the resale value."

People who don't give a shit about their fellow Americans elected people like Bush.

Those who do elect people like Obama.

[888tho]

Typical Hollywood bullshit! I pledge to vote this socialist son-of-a-bitch from Kenya out of the office of "President of the United States."

[cherry32959]

And who is evil? A person willing to kill innocent people for deeds not done by those people, but by people in the past. . . or someone who just had lousy and unenlightened ancestors? hmmm.

[mikeadksn]

Would you like me to bring you some watermelon and fried chicken sir? Would you like a little old english or grape kool aid to go with that sir?

[LDSUTUBE100]

Unbelieveable! Does Mr. Obama really want to be perceived as someone we should serve? I am amazed at how willing our Hollywood friends are to want him as a Dictater over us...they may soon regret thier cool and hip decision to be so supportive! What about all the military personnel and families who have given so much for freedom? Obama has to keep trying to prove he is patriotic after he refused to put his hand over his heart for our flag when the National Anthem was played! HE WANTS POWER! !!

[carltonbauheimer]

what a bunch of brainwashed phonies.

"I pledge to feel guilty for my wealth and fame, and insist you submit your life to the government."

[Burson1972]

Republicans are scum!!!!!

[naawrite]

I PLEDGE to NEVER let some smooth talking, Hugo Chavez-loving, Saudi King-bowing, ego-centric, tantrum throwing, birth-certificate-forging, double deficit-making, unprecedented executive-order-signer, Chicago senator (Who's never had a job in his life) con me into pledging myself like a dumb ass to him - EVER!!

[drsmilestraight]

I pledge allegiance to my flag and to my God. I also pledge to not let this communist garbage take our country. Isn't this how Hitler, Castro and Kim Jong Il began their dictatorship legacy? Creepy stuff!!!

[cherry32959]

Geez-- no kidding. It reminds me of the book 1984-- its like they took the script right out of the propoganda ads written of in the book.

[myradiohead]

I pledge to never ever spend another dollar on any donkey liberal hollyweirdos that participated in the making of this poo of a video...

[lexag88]

This is scary in an ominous kind of way...that's the worst kind of scary.

[sarge2906]

I pledge to vote Republican...or any other party besides the one that these dipshits belong to....

[localdude69]

Pledge to take your drug abusing coworkers and friends to rehab. Pledge to stop glorifying violence and drug abuse in your movies and music. Pledge to rat out your pusher.

[ChrisnTinaO]

Puffy -I pledge to turn my lights off because I use to leave them on.- What a MORON!

-I pledge to buy a hybrid, or let the government buy me one and tax YOU for it!-

-I pledge to Obama my first born child so he may toss him in the fire-

FOR REAL-I pledge to never watch a movie with any of these losers in it again!

I pledge that, THAT WAS the creepiest, looniest, Communist Nazi, brain washing BS I have ever seen!-

[ChrisnTinaO]

A bunch of rich water sacks! Liars! THEY ARE ACTORS, they are acting, and they will not do any of this. This is why we don't vote for movie stars but proven leadership

Michael Steele & Sarah Palin 2012 (or SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!)

[pussbuss]

The only pledge that will make an impact on America is to bring back the 'Pledge of Allegiance' in our schools.

Why does it take celebrities to tell people how to think anyway? They got paid alot to be in this film and the money was their only priority, they're just like the rest of most people, working to make a living period.

[thepaledeath]

I am so happy these celebs (who are better than everyone else) are letting us know how to act, how to live, what to eat, what to say, who to support, and how to think! Where would we be without them? I mean seriously.

Kumbaya, My Lord, Kumbaya

It would be nice if they pledged to shut up for once.

[elliemay1229]

I pledge not to drink the Kool-aide! I am so glad that my child is not in school and being force fed this kind of junk!

Why are people pledging to be "of service" to Obama? Shouldn't they be pledging to America? If each of those people gave 10% of their gross income to charity, amazing things would happen. Hypocrites! Let's see their tax returns!

[Noisycowonline]

30s Germans. Brainless twit lemming followers who are literally worshipping a Goldman Sachs puppet.

[ObamaTV]

I Pledge to never watch rent or buy any movie tv show , cd, or dvd, I won't even donate to any charity that any of these idiots support.

What a bunch of Sheep with Delusions of being Shepherds.

Man that video is Stupid.

[AbuGrabIt]

What the hell is the problem with liberals if they are not pledging to each other they are bowing to each other?

[AbuGrabIt]

No not you Alyssa...not Alyssa....I can easily understand Ashton, George Lopez, Eva Longoria, turning into Obama zombies...but not you Alyssa....I guess I now know Who's the Boss. :(

[phisheye1975]

"let us summon a new spirit of patriotism"???? There's nothing wrong with traditional patriotism.

Thanks for posting this! Now I know what celeb's I ABSOLUTELY will not patronize from this point forward.

[DesertAIP]

Well...slavery and plastic sure have equal impact on the world and the nature of mankind...

[bwhite53]

Stupid Celebratards! STFU

[garciadelacadena]

They should pledge to redistribute all their income, stop using private jets, sell their HUGE homes.... basically stop being a bunch HYPOCRITES!!!

[Debrena1]

I can't believe for the life of me that some elementary schools in Ut are showing this to their students grades K thru 6th, they are forcing political propaganda on to our children. At their ages they don't need to be told anything concerning stem cell research or on how to serve someone it's not right they trying to brainwash our children,parents need to speak out.

[pussbuss]

This is terribel for kids to be forced to do, my God, stop this man and these celebrities forcing this on them and us. What a bunch of ignorants.

[corncat]

It's now been 8 months -- what an embarrassment.

[Goldiney]

Talk about propaganda ...

[post105]

I think that these actors are taught to tow the "leftist" line, or they won't have a gig in the next big upcoming movie - and they'll be looking for work...

I have a lot of family in L.A. and they tell me that 3/4 of the actors walking around there are so stupid they can't even spell their own name, let alone put together a full sentence..

[artbysue2007]

This is true. Once heard one of them open his mouth and after that my son and I both vowed to never watch another one of his movies ever again. He just sounded so uneducated and stupid. We are in the middle of a communist takeover

[Vaekkrinhart]

Complete Bullshit! This is all stuff they want YOU to do- they have no intention of doing ANY of this stuff. Hollywood, you sicken me... Hey, here's a pledge: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation UNDER God, with LIBERTY and Justice for all.

I also pledge to oppose Obamass every chance I get. Usurper. Criminal.

[snuke37]

Wow, talk about scary propaganda. "I pledge to be a servant to Barack Obama"?!?!?!?!?!?! Can you imagine if someone said I pledge to be a servant to George Bush? The lefties would have gone ape!

I pledge to not let the government tell me how to live my life. I pledge to not change how I live because I have chosen how I want to live.

I pledge to get as many people as possible to read Atlas Shrugged.......

[JMehrman]

I pledge what snuke37 pledged .... lol

[NoCensorshipYT]

I pledge to give up my multi-million dollar career to CLEAN OBAMAS TOLIET-

Demi Moore.

[JMehrman]

Hehe

[lexag88]

I'm reading that book right now...It's good. People should defintly read it!

[JMehrman]

I pledge not to be a servant to Obama .... but to Jesus Christ. Come one people! Wake up! Never sacrifice your rights!!

[Vaekkrinhart]

Right, JMehrman. My reverence and devotion is to HIM alone. I think it the motto is: "In God we trust"- not 0bama.

[bucs2921]

This is truly sickening,..

Down with Hollywood.

[Vaekkrinhart]

bucs2921- Right!

"What's your pledge?" Hahaha. Hypocrites.

[betternahere]

i pledge

[HippiesAreNazis]

They're all as bad as Goebbels.

[terramortim]

I pledge to expose Barry "Obama" Saetoro's lies and ties to Eugenisists, International Bankers, and Third World Dictators, who is the salesman for a world dictatorship run by corporate robber barrons and people with intimate ties to the Third Reich.

I pledge not to fall for glossy propaganda that tells me to obey Glorious Leader, perverting a grand message of peace and care for my fellow humans, by mixing it with implied hero worship of a corrupt politician.

[pocketfullofposies2]

yes they're hypocrites and the whole things a bit creepy (and i definitely agree that Ashton Kutcher needs to be punched) but the message is still inspiring in a country that really needs some inspiration and some unity. and celebrites do get the most people to listen after all. also to the people STILL thinking Obama is a communist - really? that fear campaign is a little outdated isn't it?

[Hyperfyrsten]

Hollywood, I have one question for you.

How low can you go ?

[meeze4090]

mhmm i wonder how much they got payed for doing/saying this. just curious.

i dont believe them.

[stinky125]

Buncha losers

[Muna004]

...Why weren't they doing this shit years ago?

[gimmeapaw]

And I know all these rich celebrities will be the first to spread their wealth to people like me, who got laid off from my job today. YEAH RIGHT. And they'll live a very simple lifestyle, like me, where I don't have fancy cars and homes in Malibu. Bunch of frickin hypocrites.

[jimw81a]

Did anyone else notice that none of them, NOT ONE pledged to support our men & women serving us in the armed forces?..AMAZING, these Hollyweird scumbags.

Obama represents change. Thats the funniest joke thats been told in years. And millions of suckers were taken in by this slick politician. Its like an old quote; Theres a sucker born every minute. Obama is a fraud and a flat out liar. Change?? Get real people!

[youtototober]

Since they are all involved in the entertainment industry, wouldn't you think that's where they could have the greatest impact? Pledge to work for a mere $500K, do more indy films, stop working for major media conglomerates and companies that exploit Chinese workers and pollute the environment.

Maybe they could all get together and do a piece about monetary policy and tell people that the government wants you to keep spending money you don't have because otherwise the system would implode.

[JMartins1981]

Individualists familiar with Star Trek will probably get a kick out of this: watch?v=a61fPIgJfgs.

[rtb2425]

Reminder to liberal celebrities: It's time to set your Fluctuating Patriotism Clock from "Hate America" to "Love America" now that Obama is in office. Remember, it's "Springsteen Ahead - Falwell Behind"

[biped19]

Spoke too soon on these executive orders. It looks like a PR stunt. There is no mention on closing illegal detention facilities in other countries and the practice of "rendition" will still continue. Nice try obama.

[biped19]

I pledge not to listen to wealthy celebrities pretend to care for average working & working poor people in this country. I also pledge to fight against fascist who don't understand what socialism is, and use it a scare tactic to prevent the wage slaves of this country from having a better life. I pledge to subvert a government who uses socialism only to bailout banks. In other words: elitists on the "right" & "left" can go FUCK themselves. Welcome to the revolution.

[Adirtybum]

well said

End the Fed.

[miong]

enough of the hater talk lets just watch him work

[biped19]

On paper he seems to be going in the righ direction. Time will tell.

[grendelized]

I love this idea. I can use some Obama supporters for free labor plowing my fields. I guess its not called slavery anymore.

[Dealit707]

I don't know about anyone else....but everytime I see Ashton Kutcher, I just wish someone would knock him the fuck OUT!!

[parrot871]

The last group of people that pledged to a person was in Nazi Germany. His name was Adolph Hitler. This is insane. Are these people saying that last year the USA was not worth doing all these things? The idiot who pledges to plant 500 trees...come on...did George Bush steal your shovel last year? It is OK to love your country but the President is there to serve the people.

[drunkpolak87]

I pledge to educate people about the core principles of Capitalism (self-interest and privatization) and how they differ from communism!!

[gckm1]

I pledge to talk to black people about illegitimacy.

[susiemyrrh]

OBAMA IS NOT THE MESSIAH..

STOP IDOL WORSHIIPING....

And you shall love the Lord your God:

with all your heart,

with all your soul,

with all you mind,

with all your strength,

and love your neighbor as yourself.

[serenity2228]

unbelievable..... well folks, they got it, here it is, The messiah, god incarnate right? why the fuck are these people such god damned hypocrites? did you EVER see these people even attempting to "help" George W. Bush? no, because in reality they don't give a damn about America, its all about Obama, and further more, what they can do to help him make us a communist state. I never heard anything but hatred and vile criticism coming from these peoples mouths before, and now its all praise.

[blackirishblonde]

Wow! Where have these people been for the past eight years? Well, they've been giving our country the finger traveling in or speaking from another country.Now they're Americans?!Now they're not African-Americans, but Americans?!Give me a break!!!!!!

[jimadoo]

I pledge to stay well armed and store enough ammo for three lifetimes.For I fear what this clown and his clinton cronies are about to do.

[NastyNasIllmatic]

Wow Ashton Kutcher is fucking obnoxious.

[Jennybein]

That is right, the president is suppose to serve the citizens.

I get really upset about these celebrities thinking they know what is best for us...please!

[skivosa]

You got it backwards... the president serves the people.