How To Impress a Woman on a Date

[bradfrosoccer]

Money she a HOE DAM xD!

[jordanhyatt]

money! lol that doesnt work

[Justinian43]

0:44 that's how you know this guy lost!

[MegaCollinator]

men I think I was the only one of the teeth thing :P ) LOL I am Really LMFAO

[XeXKyle]

0:45 "So what do you do for a living" "Oh, what I was to busy staring at your extremely large Boobs" :'D

[deathrek2]

How to impress a chick? Helicopter dick!

[gothicchik52]

:42 he looks like he's possesed

[bob555555]

just pull out a c note and move it back and forth until she is hypnotized.

[bob555555]

step 1: find woman without self-serving, neo-feminist attitude

[Stunt101Rider]

i wish i was gay,it would be alot easier....

[datingwomensex]

This was some good info.

[Haitahx]

Step 1. get money - loads of money.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. cover yourself in money

Step 4. watch the women fall to your feet

[richkid89]

some guys really don't know to take a shower???????

[rodica345]

this guy is a total putz

[mathewanumate]

step 1 - get her boobs immediately :)

[MrIam1nsane]

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Who's dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a Grin.

As he wiped off his Chin.

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

[xbeeboyx]

"and money"

ummm..... gold digger?

[kryptonitebullet179]

Not looking like a fat douchebag helps too.

[katiethecarnavore]

why did my best friend tell em to watch this??? oh the mustache

[kirbysir675]

money ftw

[psstheyyou]

Chivalry can be painful. Literally.

I always treat women with chivalry and all I got for it was a bad back. Let me explain. As I walked her home one rainy evening I noticed a manhole cover was missing. She was so busy babbling about herself she didn’t notice it. Without any fear for my own safety I became a human bridge as I threw myself across the opening where the manhole cover should’ve been and she walked across my back without stopping that incessant babbling.

Result : I needed traction.

[1996Prashant]

i dont want that the girl is out on my money these tips suck!

[davidealessio]

nice boobs

[amiablehacker]

I love it when guys are polite just in general. ...But it's nice if they're polite all the time, not just on dates. Having good manners should be part of their personality.

[IntellectualConcepts]

i know how to impress a woman.

show her money.

women are just gold digging whores

[LittleNBigPro]

@IntellectualConcepts definitely there is no such thing as a women that doesnt want your money,.,

[chickennone]

@IntellectualConcepts yea they are.

[Fleursdelily]

MONEY! :D

[Kanameonigiri]

...Not having a pedo mustache might help too...

[4evasasha]

girls if all else fails go for that sexy waiter man RAWR lol jk

[naierer]

the comments below are more fun than the video

[nazofun]

That ''woman'' looks like a slut!

[YourLordVicious]

@nazofun

Wait... I don't understand...

So, because she's a slut, she's precluded from being a women?

Isn't 'women' a subcategory of human? Cause, your statement seems to imply she's not human because of her promiscuous tendencies... Isn't she a she?

[xyzzjp]

shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE THAT LITTLE FUCKING MUSTACHE IT IS SOOO ANNOYING! get rid of the ace ventura buddy and someone whip that giant ass fake smile off his face

[pyramidiot1]

Looks like her tits will hit the floor when unsupported.

[zaz969]

i cant genuinely listen to a girl talk, their just sound so dumb talking about the dumbest pointless shit.

[oOSocialSuicideOo]

@zaz969 then you probably haven't met the right kind of girls yet :P

[duleekrauser]

so i guess yall trying to say that i sould not call the bitch a slut or trick?

what about ho it's close to christmas?

i well never understand females! lol

[TheShadow91]

you fucking serious?

[postscript1561]

was about to rate 3, then GeGeMus12 made me realize how useful this might be afterall....

[purplefan26]

watsup with the waiter ?

[1zacster]

Now true, all you need is money the fatter they are the less you need XD

[TheBurningBunny]

Very sage. Very true.

[alfizzy711]

No Religion and Politics? That's all I know.

[madfish94]

I guess you're a middle eastern? lol

[freakonly4u]

haha same!!! xD

[tiorules]

1, Pedo mustach.

2. how to impress a woman while on a date with her? or how to impress a woman while she's on a date?

3. ew

[GeGeMus12]

she likes black cock

[voicedify]

@GeGeMus12 Where did this come from?

[ItsJustJasmine]

how to impress a woman.. stop tryingggggg to impress her

[moongoldpk]

can anyone tells me how can i email these videos on hotmail

[tiorules]

copy the link and just send it in the email

[moongoldpk]

thankyou sir for giving me such a valuable information can you do me a favour can you tell me sir how come i copy the link and send it on hotmail account

[AOAWHATSUP]

1:54 one in 4 singles DOESN'T brush their teeth before a date. Don't they mean DON'T????

[Cyanidex3]

@AOAWHATSUP same thing

[Kakashigirl250]

no because the "one" in singles is singular. yeah it's confusing. Stupid grammar..

[NickMcRae]

It's "doesn't" because the subject is actually "one," and not "4 singles." This sentence could be rewritten as "Out of every four singles, one of them doesn't brush his or her teeth before a date."

[linceed87]

horrible advice!

[UjioSatashi]

things u'll need: money. wow what a shocker

[linceed87]

@UjioSatashi

wrong, im broke and i date a lot of women

tip:tell a women,hey pizza and movies in my house, you bring the pízza

[jimmyjack321]

hahhaahah

[Benji5203]

LMAO

[bonifidej]

money=pussy

[multiusepurpleninja]

BRUSH yo TEEF.

This kind of failed... just a little bit.

[dafranx]

The girl at 46 sec got a nice rack.

[pshbrittany]

I like how the girl they used looks like a hooker.

[GeGeMus12]

yeah dawg, this ho craves a black dick up her ass

[certifiedjagga]

YUpp yupp get that nigga dick!

[TheCovenantxx]

Too much chivalry just proves that you think is incapable of handling certain things on her own. The worst is opening a car door. Ugh! I mean I'm going to that side of the car anyway you don't need to walk all the way over and back.

[juswolf22]

so dont open the door for you to get in or out on a date?

[ckellingc]

Step 1, get rid of creepy mustache.

[12astile]

I love how they tell men to be clean but not women,as if all men dont know how to take care of them selfs... well I guess men that watch this probably don't lol....

[juswolf22]

i dont....i dont take showers unless im going somewere....so so far im breakin my record of 5 weeks w/out showering

[freakonly4u]

LOL!!! i rly hate how everyone says to avoid topics like religion and politics :P thats the first thing i bring up bcz i HAVE to talk about it cuz those r my biggest interests :P i wanna find out how the other person thinks and how they can argue a point and if they can handle that we might have different thoughts on stuff n still maintain calm and nice :P cuz i knwo i can :P

[MMBeast4All]

0:42 - 0:47

[quitejaded]

Ugh when a guy compliments ur clothes, he's talking about your body.

[phildo]

step 8 : motorboat happily!

[pboisei]

What an annoying video!

[csaenz415]

Money should be number one :D

[poopdeloop11]

How To Impress a Poop on a Date

[LotsOfGreatStuff]

ur a dic

[sio42]

i think you mean "How to impress a woman on a poop"

[FutileVanity]

step one: loose the pedo mustache.

[VictimOfBoredom]

In other words, realize that women are cheap attention whores, and treat them as such. =/

Oh, and my much more concise list:

Step 1: Shave that awful mustache. UGH!

[quitejaded]

I was about to say, if he really wants to impress her, he should just allow her to talk. Prompt her to speak and allow her to continue. If she doesn't ask much, ask her to go deeper. And make her laugh whenever you do speak. That's it.

[lolmakerman]

WTF

[kittyfox7]

Eh this good advice but they forgot to add 'refrain from talking about your personal life and issues' especially on the first date. Lol damn that gets hella awkward when someone complains about not having a job, or having issues with his child's mom!

[MonkeyBoy2194]

I would avoid the guy in this vid though if I were you. He's a player in another vid

[lacigreen]

this would definitely impress me on a date! good job HC.

[twiztidsidfreak13]

man that chick has nice tits, but if she doesnt want me to tell her that she needs to not wear a top spilling them out!

[RJHEllis]

Half the talking? You might even have a chance to talk!

[aznbaconftf8]

lol nice waiter

[slowmotionr]

This guy was in the other video, "HOW TO BE A DOUCHEBAG!"

[Tamuz95]

Hey you where in this other video, " HOW TO BE A TROLL "

[MrKillerDuckful]

that stashe will get you laid

[20100880]

chick is hot, guy is not even close to attractive

[kabukiforever]

i like pervy jokes..that shows the man has humor.but i feel weird if the guy pushed out my chair it feels too FORMAL. Of course all the Feminazi are gonna jump on this one and complain ..damn feminazis

[ravishethwala]

I wonder who did that brushing teeth before date survey!!!

[ff621]

at the mall here there's is someone doing survey all the time, about anything

[hippymobster]

isnt that the player from the other vid?

bitch, get out now while u still can!

[milbella1]

holy $h*t your right

[cinnabonmadness]

tell them they have nice boobs...

[alshares]

girl is fuking not hot .. she is a NOTTY !

[aweiss]

she actually is, and nice bod

[jonathan4818]

he looks like a slightly straight perez hilton...

[frostythesn0wman]

Thats not true, girls do like the pervy jokes, you just gotta make it sound funny not dumb and awkward. And I think I messed up in step 3 somewhere once....

[rajiaojiao]

it's only apporate for men to pay all the timeee~ women spend hundred and thousands dressing up from styling their hair , make-up perfume , shoes bags and a diffrent outfit everytime .

[SweetxGuilt]

Hey its the SAME GUY from 'how to spot a player' xD

[SweetxGuilt]

HEY ITS THAT SAME GUY FROM 'how to stop a player' o.O

[OdeToNecrophilia]

This is sexist. Any man that treats me like a helpless dainty sensitive animal (as shown in this video) has no chance with me.

[cezar3]

@OdeToNecrophilia ye and your nickname says that men don't even want you anywhere close

[Dave102693]

Agreed.

[pepsidude308]

so what are you saying?

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Can't read?

[pepsidude308]

no unfourtunatly now can you please explain what you were trying to say

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Any man that treats me like this video says to treat a woman has no chance with me.

[pepsidude308]

oh incase i ever go on a date with you ill be sure to not talk, get wasted, beet the shit out of the peaple who work thare, dont shower 3 years in advance, and make you pay!!the check atleast.

oh and tell you you have nice tits

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Sounds fun... not the usual! I like.

[FredThaSlayer]

I don't think guys are going want to go out with someone with Necrophilia in their name. Dead bodies aren't very attractive. :0

[kabukiforever]

haha yeah!

[OdeToNecrophilia]

I'm a dead body?

[Espeon02]

honestly i feel weird if someone pays for me on the first date.. what if we didnt work out? to me its just awkward and i would much rather split the price

[Poopcopy]

pervy mustache

[Kingdelfrong]

0.45 LOL

[Xpsychedelic60sX]

i am a woman and i woukd LOVE a debate about religion :D lol but the seggestions thing is good i would hate it if a guy went of i think you should blar blkar blar oh and complement my body as long as you don't sound like a perve say somin like.." gosh you have a really nice ass " but in a cheeky kind of way not sick....lol

[vintimv001]

thx 4 the advice =)

[ursurskiss]

omg

i think this is such a good video

i love it so much

you know i think al men should be like this

all the videos are great

thanks!

HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE THE BEST

i also like sheeps

cute

[Soldatnatio]

im like that :D

[echo1v]

What, 1 out of 4 singles doesn't wash their teeth before a date???

[BrunoPortugueseBoy]

tanks for a the tips

[Yellowfire10]

all vids are FAIL!

[Espeon02]

if all vids are fail does that include yours too? =P

[spessmahreen]

Psshhh... All you need is money to impress bitches and whores.

[Dave102693]

100% ture.

[JalousYet]

"you've landed a date with a woman"

[weofparadigm]

What's wrong with the quality of this video? It looks like total crap!

[masteratadobeother]

5th comment

[runescrule]

5th your mom

[runescrule]

error

[NYRangers22294]

error looks like ill never impress a woman

[virgoandy]

lol first but cant watch, theres a friken error

[kingtut521]

first