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  • Bilgeitizm.

  • watch?v=l4nvhmFeg0Q

  • @rapidsharepremiums dont advertise.

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  • Windows BM? Windows FU? LOL!

  • i think i'll go drive to the microsoft building and confront bill gates :D

  • Rumor: somebody can make Windows CEMENT after Windows 7!

  • Windows vista has issues

    I switched to ubuntu no I have to depend on my myself and I with no problems

  • This is awesome!!

  • lol

  • @MeetYourMeaker ARE U MISSING TH E HUMOR HERE, IDIOT?

  • hahahaha cool!!!

  • Or beg Apple to make a 64 bit OS and install it!

  • i think my $h!tty acer aspire 1 and its internal RAM friend Vista is about to punch me in the face.acer+vista home basic=shit

  • @THEguythatdoes

    Switch to Ubuntu, its free and better than vista.

  • @webnull yea your right...but i dont have a disk drive cause my desktop broke and a netbook has no disk drive AND no stores around me sell them(im in a very rural area)but ive tried out windows 7 and i liked it so im gonna get the version for netbooks

  • @THEguythatdoes Erm... You can actually get any version of windows 7 for netbooks.

    I have Windows 7 Ultimate on my netbook (I used windows anytime upgrade to upgrade mine and no disk)

  • you know, there is such thing as windows cement!

  • HAHAHAHA dude its so funny because its true. All of it.

  • lmfao epic win

  • windows sucks... i use windows just because i have no alternatives! linux is much more better, but people fight for developing softs that crash and then fix windows... just for few money...! this week i had more errors in windows than in my life on linux! on linux u don't have to "start" the shutdown process :)) it starts better, internet works better, there are no viruses... and that's it... no more characters to write... everything is better on linux! and it is FREE!...

  • haha at the end windows is crashing !!! that old lady screaming so funny hahahah

  • Somebody was really mad at Microsoft :) Anyways they arent that bad, I am sure the video was uploaded using one as well :P

  • I tried both Vista and ME before and ME was 15000x less stable than Vista is. I am so glad I had it for only one year. It crashed so much and at random, including after crashing. It was slow enough to make Vista look like one of those fighter jets that fly at sub-1000MPH. And did I mention the billions of glitches plaguing the OS?

    But even then, I'm glad to have upgraded from Vista to the Windows 7 RC. Best Windows since 95.

  • 'doesnt catch shit' lol so true

  • lol vista isnt that bad. "Scroll through blue screens, red screens, etc." were FIXED in Service Pack 1

    But yeah Vista is a big pile of shit, or cement, if you compare it to XP or 7

    SE7EN keeps the sleek and shiny looks of Vista while retaining the system stability and resource usage of XP. Ahhh I love Se7en!!!!!

  • It's Seven not Se7en...

  • pretty much, if you don't read email, or watch porn, vista works fine..... which is why its sucks ass.

  • The Sinkhole of Support made me laugh out loud.

    Great video hahaha.

  • You can see more crashes than on a nascar rodoe made me lough xD

  • well i have defender and avg, only avg catches stuff, i havent seen 1 alert from defender (i just took a virus out ive had for like a month)

  • Vista isn't bad if your lucky, if your lucky, you wont run into any of the bads, if any at all, lot however get unlucky and get shitfaced. I actually got lucky, and have a good time with it, got no issues or anything, and ive had it for 2 years.. the maj. I guess have issues, 2/3 of those people are the ones that actually do get the issues and hate it, the 1/3 are just the ones that are biased or go off of what others say.

  • 'biased or go off of what others say' or spend hours reading testimonials online to come to the conclusion that it is a good OS *if* all your hardware and software is compatible and you dont need to do any of those little things that it refuses to do efficiently...or at least your in no hurry to do them. It's been patched up to be half tolerable but my cheap @ss rig with XP really should not be performing better than my brothers shiny Vista enabled prebuild.

  • I was referring to the commercial releases found in computer stores

  • windows cement

    cuz thats all vista ever was!!!

  • I wish I could find this in a better framerate, but this seems to be the only version on here. :(

  • This is better than the Mac - PC ads! Need security in windows take all of windows BSOD's and make a screen saver. Anyone walking pass the computer will think the computer is down again and move on!!! now if Microsoft will only make their error message in 3D and HD!!

  • For all the Vista supporters, if you all want to break the bank to run Vista, thats ok by me. Times are tough - maybe an average dude can't afford spending 500 bux on an upgrade for all the bells and whistles of Vista. The rest of us will stay with XP until the second coming of Jesus, or just run Linux. at 1/10 the price.

  • If nobody complained, nothing would progress because there'd be no incentive to. Man people that bought Vista were very dissapointed with it, so it's their right to complain as they feel their money was wasted. Also what makes Macs "shitty" and "slow" exactly? Not liking something doesn't mean it's "shitty", it just means you personally don't like it, it's personal choice, someone buying a Mac has FUCK ALL to do with you, it's THEIR money, let them spend it on what THEY want.

  • Microsoft is thinking of offering this free or cheap upgrade to people who purchase a computer with vista after July 1st. This, being to keep customers up to date with technology after purchasing vista so late.

    This doesn't prove that Vista is bad, even after the service pack update.

  • They're offering this "free upgrade" more as a way of getting more Vista sales before launch, as people will be able to get the new version for nothing. It's just a sales tactic, which you can't really blame them for. It'll also instantly boost Windows 7 sales based purely on the fact that a Windows 7 licence is technically sold with these eligable systems. Microsoft love sales figures, even if falsely inflated like how they counted pirate copies (knowingly) to make Windows look better.

  • "Microsoft love sales figures" So does every company in the world.

  • people who still say vista is bad are ignorant morons

  • Good News Windows 7 its coming ha ha ha

  • its shit do you work for microsoft ?

  • ...and wait as you listen to a 3-hour version of "Born Free"!!!!111!!!

    XÐXÐXÐXÐXÐXÐ!!!

  • since 2007, i have had 2 blue screens, each triggered when i opened up youtube

  • Priceless video.

  • Great job!Thumbs up..:)))

  • Ubuntu is a stable, if limited, experience.

  • nice1 dude.

  • Holla!

  • I will admit microsoft did screw up with vista. for starters the OS runs off the video card, which unless your a gamer who updates that. 2 they say a min 1g ram and like xp at a min256 thats a crock. vista if you dont have 3g ram your machine will run like crap. i personally though have not seen the blue screen of death in over 6 months, but thats me

  • Windows version 7 due to beta-test in January, which means I'll only have to stick with XP for another five years while they work out all the bugs in the new version.

    And to think, they were gonna call the system that Vista became Longhorn when they started...

  • windows 7 is not anything special rumors have it that its just vista with SP1 renamed to 7On a different note,to be honest it is kind of tiring to hear everyone bash vista without ever trying it. i am not a fan boy. I switch to vista by force i upgraded my pc and was forced to vista i tried to revert but couldnt so was stuck, and despite all the problems i could no long imagine going back to XP not saying vista is perfect but it isn't aweful.

    as a note remember XP SUCKED until service pack 2.

  • True enough, but you have to admit, Microsoft has a bad habit of releasing OS's that the public then pays to beta-test for them, instead of putting out a fine-tuned system the FIRST time.

    XP sucked until SP2, true- but even then, computers were crashing until they got THAT one right.

    And Vista does suck. Unequivocally. Nice eye candy, to be sure, with a couple of half-way decent tweaks- too bad the damn thing makes a computer run like a lead sled.

  • windows 7 is way better than vista! u bite ur tongue.

  • Yay, so we can all have PCs that do absolutely nothing of interest!

  • Vista works fine for me. I'm running Intel Quad Core, 4 gb ram, 500gb HDD, Ati 512 mb HD Gfx card.

    I still found this funny though.

  • You just named the exact same specs as my computer. xD 'Cept my graphics card is nVidia and not ATI...

  • vista worst piece of shit ever, i had to restore my computer 4 times to factory conditions, whn i had xp i can recall more than 2 crashes now, with vista over 30

  • My windows XP can use the performance of Core 2 Due and Core 2 Quade and Core 2 Quade Extereme Edition, and with the F6 (during installation) you can install the the new HD in the AHCI mode, it has a firewall and a neat GUI, why the fuck shall i upgrade ? glossy GUI ? or DirectX 10 ?

  • Bugs fixed ??

    On who's expenses?

    Vista IS a disaster, stay away of it as long as you can !

    I've never seen such an idiot program.

  • yeh vista is a load of crap

  • False.

  • this video was edited on windows vista

  • very funny =]

  • I used to be a fan of Microsoft Games

    Then one day I asked for help I got fifty "35$ to activate" crap

    There's another version of this vid somewere else, were it doesn't go freeze framing.

    And at the End, the old lady is saying "It's Crashing, and It won't boot up"

  • Seems like more of a user error than anything. Vista has worked great for me since day one, it has never locked up or BSOD. I have only once BSOD in XP due to faulty ram. I build my own computers and they always run stable. You were most likely having problems with your Windows OS in the past because you were probably they type of person who always jumps on those $499.99 computer package deals.

  • It's more of a joke now than anything, sometimes it could get really bad though, compatibility issues up the ass and performance would be horrible sometimes. But for some people it works fine./

  • hilarious!!!!!!

    damn vista...

  • use WINE to emulate whatever windows apps you just can't live without once you move to linux

  • Wine Is Not an Emulator. There's a clue to why it's called WINE if you look at the capitalisations.

  • Lag

  • LOL!!!!!

  • damnit XP runs on my old stinky compaq from 2000, without any problems. VISTA is so slow even on my 2007 laptop, plus the program compatibility problems.

    you know back in '95 when windows 95 came out, they said you needed new programs NO YOU DIDN'T. now, they should say that again but this time THEY WEREN'T KIDDING.

  • Doesn't catch shit lol seriously it doesn't!

  • Vista is the spawn of Satan. This youtube, though a parody, is sadly very true in almost every aspect true.

  • I have a Intel Core2 Duo E8600 wich has 2x 3300Mhz just the newest dual core. Then the ATI Rad. HD3850 512mb Powercolor. Wich also isnt from bad parents. Interresting may be the 2GB DDR2 (800) PC2-6400 OCZ Platinum R2 Ram (2x1GB). They are all sitting on the MSI P43 Neo-F.

    My system is way enough for XP or Vista, but a Computer may never be "overpowered". Also Vista is shit at core handling. I tested, the sidebar said Core1: 99% Core2: 12% (not rly balanced -_-)

  • Macs may not be the best, but they are sure better than PC's running Vista

  • DCS - doesn't catch shit xD

  • Its justr a pile of SHIT you are talking, i cant b e waaay faster, hundreds of tests have proven that vista is a piece of shit. I had windows vista on my system and its so slow, while on the same system winXP is just normal, fast and easy. Yes you can deactivate those questionin, but WHO needs HD folder pictogramms and 3D scrolling through open windows and Animated window designs? Who needs this to work properly with a computer its just useless. YES we NEED winVista for DirX10.

  • besides, what do you suggest instead?

  • Its not that bad guys...

  • i dont see whats bad about vista, it looks cool, its got directx 10, pretty fast, super protection and... PURPLE PLACE LOL

  • Yes it gots dx10 Wich would easyly run on xp too, but if it would Microsoft wouldnt sell one copy (besides the hardware shops) The protection is only bothering with asking all the time. Pretty fast pfff Why does it actually needs a loading bar ontop of a folder? Just because its fuggin slooooww. Even Win 95 was way faster in opening a folder. Also you said it "it looks cool", so what kind of usage do you get from that, besides memory usage for al the useless anims and gfx?

  • But ANY TIME Asking when you open a program, THOUSANDS of shitty unneded messages and its just FUUUuuuuuuckiiiing slow, just for opening a fucking folder it needs 14 sekonds, with XP on the same computer it needed less then a sekond. SO WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE CHANGE SPEED EASYNES AND COMPATIBILITY FOR SOME FUCKING 3D ICONS! AWHT IS THIS!? VISTA JUST SUX UND PPL WHO SAY ITS GOOD OR EVEN BETTER THAN XP OR LINUX JUST HAS NO IDEA!

  • It would be funny if it were not totally true

  • brilliant video! speaks nothing but the truth

  • This is so funny and true vista crashes a lot and i got a virus on my pc and i had windows defender and it said that my pc was fine. If you try to call tech support they put you on hold and its just someone in india who doesnt know what theyre doing

  • Yeah I've never actually had much a problem with Vista. Maybe that's because I don't own one but eh...

  • I have vista and I learned if there's a problem turn it off and leave it to the next user :)

  • after i switched to linux, ive never been happier.

  • Wonderfull i run Xp and Linux only use xp for games

  • didi you ever hear for wine 1.0

    it is application for playing games for windows on linux

  • Same as the guy below me, I upgraded to Linux too and I'm happy!

  • LMAO... so much truthfulness! I UPgraded to Linux years ago and I'm staying with it!

  • Wow, what an amazing hate message just below me. xD At least it was good for a giggle (stone age, lawl).

    Vista is a terrible OS- so much so that I have dual-booted my PC with Ubuntu. The only reason I ever jump over to Vista anymore is to simply use my graphics tablet- and even that is becoming a pain. Though this vid is meant for laughs, it's not entirely untrue. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss XP.

    "It's crashing... and it won't boot up!" LOL!

  • I was rolling on the floor after I read the message below me. XD

    I love retards who give hate messages/mail.

  • i laughed so hard it made me fart.

    great job..

  • Genius, absolute genius

  • Never before have I seen so much truth in an advert!

  • Damn that's funny. Possibly cause so many parts are so close to the truth.

  • LOOOOL OMG ROFLCOPTER

    Funny stuff but i just don't get it, ive had vista for over a year now and i don really ave any problems! I dunno may be it is the hardware

  • Fuck i mean i get the Jock, i just don't get the vista problem OMG :$:$ Sorry lol WTF i fucked up

  • So, Are they actually making a Windows CEMENT?

  • I /love/ this clip, I laugh my socks off on this one

    Microsoft brings you Windows CEMENT!

  • Yeah. As soon as it's out of alpha I'm switching to ReactOS and never looking back.

  • omg this is brilliant, on par with the microsoft surface parody.

  • Very true...

    Leopard rockz...!

  • LMAO! This is absolutely true...........even though I use Microsoft products. Linux is much better, though

  • what a great vid. wow.

  • ive seen this before on some blog at the end the lady says.... "It's crashing and it won't boot up!"

  • it's like gollo

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