Virgin Stand Up

[oioioienjoy]

This is fuckin gay.

[Broatch6]

feminINE or feminIST...or....BOTH...YOU decide

[utubemusic12]

the girl in the crowd sounds like shes fake laughing it sounds kind of rude, no offence if its your realy life.

[deaflistener]

sorry but this sucked.

[E1M9I4L6IO]

Your acting very good and also very nice

[bbuteo]

This is really funny. I love it. 5*****

[sexdude09]

She sounds like an easy going person and good beginning ...body language is good...but improve your material..

[videowilliams]

Such a pleasure to watch with the sound down too.. the body language is great!

[LiteWaiter]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuck!

Sorry, had to get that of my chest.

Ah, feels better already.

[videowilliams]

I see 10,000 views on the nose, baby. Awesome achievement! Congratulations on reaching quintuple viewing figures, and I'm glad I was here to see it. We'd have to say this makes you a standup virgin no more!

[DawnAkemi]

It was your encouragement that inspired me to lose my cherry, Dave... thank you... :-)

[Broatch6]

our dream girl...all ways

[Sviolinist]

Wow that was amazing. I must have jerked off to this like 3 times. I think maybe there was some comedy going on too, but I'm not really sure about that. Hey, where did they shoot this porn? Someone's basement?

[Broatch6]

think about yur reputation woman !

[deadbaby86]

Seriously though, mad props.

[deadbaby86]

Personally, I give you SUPER PROPS for getting up on stage with that wack ass material. Kudos!

[NoticeOfDefault]

what a work of art

[realrocky8591]

nice boots, dress, and curves! :)

[OlympicSong]

Well done dawn ! Cheers !

[LiteWaiter]

I like it when people look for boundaries (in any aspect of life) and dance just around it. You just did that. Wonderfull.

[pigzuj2]

me too :) dancing s nice:)

;)

[LiteWaiter]

Very amusing untill the video stopped at 1:58..., but I think I catch the drift. I'll be back to see the rest, must at least be serious fun too. ;-)

[timoth88]

What the hell. That was god-awful.

[WorkoutJohn]

Another side of you, so different than your songs. I was very uncomfortable at first. At the end, I was thinking you must be quite complex. Are all women this way? Ha!

[DawnAkemi]

Actually, I think men and women are both quite complex... :-)

[Broatch6]

extract from The Beez Kneez!

When she makes a vid

Its not always just to pleaze

Sometimes she says things

And not everyone agreeze

But if you said

Dawn! You're just a teaze

She'd say

Oh pleaze!

[Broatch6]

BODACIOUS!

[LisaNova]

Very funny!

[Broatch6]

D aring

A kemi

W omanly

N one like her

[Broatch6]

D elicious

A mazing

W omanly

N ice

[stergioskottas]

super

[Broatch6]

D ivine

A wesome

W anton

N aughty

[scheffmusic]

I dig it... SCHEFF

[videowilliams]

Here's to 8002 viewings by the end of 2008 on this, Legs- I mean Dawn. Looks like you're getting mighty close: your fans just cannot get enough, myself included ;-)

[maximusx34]

Dammit Girl!

[deansig]

Hawt AND humorous!

Instant sub :)

[pootubepoopoo]

Ohhh look a Hotty!! What does a woman think when I say to them "Wriggle Wriggle?" What do they say whats the espression on their faces and what do they think and whats the Reaction..There is your class Experiment for this Week! Im the AntiChrist no Christians around here? :)

[Broatch6]

ODE TO DAWN

Dawns a dream

This vids a scream

No one will deem

To say this but it would seem

Shes the cat thats got the cream

[Freedomlover911]

Great routine girl! Too bad all I heard was blah blah blah...F*CK!! Loved it :)

[Ivansvideocollection]

Very well done! 5 stars for you!!!

[twohawksfucking]

Nice defilement! (I laughed my arse off, Dawn...)

Roy

[Broatch6]

shes ELECTRIC!!!!

[videowilliams]

Golly, Dawn, how many videos has this been a response to? Now you're tagged to "Forbidden Love?" You fickle tease...

[Broatch6]

who says feminists dont wear lipstick?????

[enzosso]

This is such a good performance!

I haven't seen it for a while and forgot how cool and professional and freaking hilarious it is! LOVE watching Dawn's deflowering!

[riyadh34]

LOL

[pootubepoopoo]

How did you get into trouble for saying LOL???

Nice dress she has today..Think I said that last time ;-)

[Broatch6]

you know what this is REALLY all about. this is a woman GOING ON about men AGAIN!

at the start of TIME women were going on about men and at the END OF TIME women will still be going on about us

its just part of the HUMAN CONDITION! part of the rich tapestry that is HETEROSEXUALITY!

theres only ONE SOLUTION! all of us men had better become HOMOSEXUAL!!! then women will stop going on about us...MAYBE

dont everyone answer at once!!

[Broatch6]

this vid!!!! political correctness gone ape-shit!!!!!

[haansgruber]

You seems a little fixated on penis and sex jokes.

Of course; in those prostitute black zipper boots which don't match that dress [what can ya expect, right?]

I think it's time for me to start telling some 'crack of dawn' jokes.

peace :)

[haansgruber]

Also bear in mind;

Communist Rules for Revolution: 1. Corrupt the young; get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial; destroy their ruggedness.

3. Get people's minds off their government by focusing their attention on athletics, sexy books, plays and other trivialities.

9. Cause breakdown of the old moral values - honesty, sobriety, self-restraint, faith in the pledged word, ruggedness.

peace :)

[Broatch6]

my thoughts exactly haansgruber...we haven't had a revolution in quite some time...we need another NOW...let the Lady of Liberty storm the Citadels of Sexism...no Dawn NO ...shes NOT YOU!!!

or is she????

[haansgruber]

There is only one reason men even talk to women, or so I have been told.

Women just refuse to believe it and utilize joke scenarios like these as a nervous cover.

peace :)

Now, I have to go; because I have to wake up at the crack of dawn.

[Broatch6]

OH NO!!!!!

NOT those "crack of dawn" jokes

if you start telling THOSE jokes... haansgruber... you won't get ANY PEACE AT ALL!!!!!

[oinkysqueak]

Where do you do these Acts? Is it in some little Pub somewhere? Your Looking Hot in this! Bipolar People are Sex Maniacs you know LOL!! Had to add this to Favorites!! Fuck You, you say? OK :) Would be FUN!! Squeak!!! :P

[Broatch6]

Feminism = female Sexism

Discuss!( feminists included and dont say yur too disgusted!!!)

[DawnAkemi]

First, I have to say that I am really grateful for all your enthusiastic support for my "Virgin Stand-Up." You guys are great, both here and on my beloved Magic Meathands channel... thanks so much!

Second, yes, indeed, feminism can equal female sexism. I say "can" cause there is still inequality regarding the treatment of females vs. males, even in America. The feminist movement has been marvelous in bringing that awareness to light there is still a need for that awareness.

[DawnAkemi]

But a backlash or pendulum swing sometimes goes too far and that which tries to eliminate an evil can become the very evil it is working to undo I definitely see that exists inside the feminist movement ditto for just about anything labeled politically correct.

I desired to play with those ideas in my Virgin Stand-Up pun intended. The deflowerment of a woman being a very big deal in a much different way than the loss of a mans virginity.

[DawnAkemi]

Cause sexual mores for women play differently than with men. It is still frowned down upon for a woman to be as overtly sexual. Ironically, this attitude lives in the face of media ads sexualizing women. We are a confused culture with regard to sex. I dont think the people that mark you down are feminists I believe many of those who mark your comments down align their thinking with that confusion I think they are anti-feminists, probably angry at the world, mostly angry at women.

[DawnAkemi]

That certainly doesnt stop me from wanting to make jokes about it. Thankfully, it doesnt seem to stop your comments. And their opinions are their right hope it makes them happy. I rather doubt it. So, thank you, Broatch6 I love how you speak out.

[oinkysqueak]

Well just do stuff like the Sex Pistols used to say. "No better Publicity than Bad Publicity"

So talk about SEX all you like. People will Remember you better!! Add Drugs as well. Everyone Loves them! :P

[DawnAkemi]

I agree that there is no such thing as "bad" publicity...:-) My performance was on a small comedy stage. These kinds of stages are all over L.A. Thanks for favoriting and thanks for sharing, Oinky! :-)

[Broatch6]

Dawn...you could make a career out of this sort of stand up comedy...thats if you could STAND all the criticism!!!

[Broatch6]

I KNOW the people marking me down are NOT feminists or women. Glamazons are Glamorous Amazons and in Greek Mythology the Amazons were a tribe of Warrior Women. Probably the first feminists ever!

[Broatch6]

yeah well...thats biology for you .men and women are biologically different. male sexuality tends to be more visual and more physical.female sexuality is usually more complex with an emotional even a social aspect...I think the sexuality of both sexes can even have an intellectual aspect..i.e some men even like the way women THINK

in yur vid I thought you were trying to bridge the gap between the way men see women ( as sex objects? ) and the way women want to be seen ( which varies I'm sure)

[DawnAkemi]

I agree with much of what you say about the differences between men and women, some of it culturally imposed, and some of it due to our natures inherent in our genders. Our sexuality is so complex, we can hardly render it in the 500 word snippets given to us by YT or a 6 minute stand-up routine. It can be as you say social and intellectual, as well as spiritual, visceral, emotional, biological, etc.

[DawnAkemi]

It is true that I would love to bridge a gap between how men see women and how women want to be seen, which can, as you say, vary. I also wonder if men are seen as they truly want to be seen by women. These are complex questions.

[DawnAkemi]

And at a deeper level, I also wanted to poke fun at and render absurd the behavioral limitations imposed upon women by sexual social mores, which contribute to sexual confusion, repression, unhappiness, and a feeling of separation or distance between the sexes. Many of these social mores originate from dogmatic religious concepts. They are easy to poke fun at because they are inherently absurd. That is, if one can see through the veil of culturally imposed sexual values.

[Broatch6]

I agree TOTALLY ....well MOSTLY. Christianity has never much liked women and as for Islam...they've got a PATHOLOGICAL HATRED OF WOMEN THATS SO FIERCE IT TAKES YUR BREATH AWAY

The Jewish faith seems the most female friendly

In "Sexual Personae" Paglia goes on a lot about the ancient "Female" religions ...what she calls the earth cults rather than the sky cults...at one time most of mankind was a bit well pagan!

sorry sorry sorry for that sexist slip!! should have said HUMANkind

[Broatch6]

true Dawn true these are complex questions! I'm working on it...I'm WORKING ON IT!!!

Samantha says shes working on it AS WELL!!

[Broatch6]

sexuality cant be dealt with in a 500 word snippet! just as well Dawn!! just as well!!

[Broatch6]

yeah well...yur vid...its like a cross between Germaine Greers "The Female Eunuch" and Camille Paglias "Sexual Personae"

Both books are essential reading for any Glamazon!!

[DawnAkemi]

I looked up summaries of both these books. They do look like thought provoking reading.

[Broatch6]

DAWN!

any self respecting feminist should be able to quote chapter and verse from the Female Eunuch! Its like yur BIBLE! Grier was the women who started it all! Shes yur JESUS CHRIST! OK The Female Eunuch was written in 1970 which MAKES IT ALMOST AS OLD AS THE BIBLE! Its a sacred text Dawn!

Paglia describes herself as a dissident feminist. shes a bit like THE DEVIL! some kind of Fallen Angel thats been thrown out of the feminist garden of Eden so its GOOD you havent heard about her!!!!

[Broatch6]

whats with all this negative marking...cant people take a joke???

[Broatch6]

The reason why feminists love ( to hate ) Freud is simple: penis envy!

she even stands up and says so! this is the true face of feminism! a bitch biting back!

[SpinergyDude]

Dawn I'm so glad to know you here. LMAO! Your brilliant!

You have great stage presence, and are awesome at keeping up with the crowd.

Very nice work being deflowered on stage like this. Now clean up your mess silly. :p

[mattincalifornia]

If i say you are funny will you take your clothes off

[Broatch6]

if her stand up comedy doesn't quite work out she could always get a job in a brothel!

[Broatch6]

I've heard her cookings as good as her stand up!!...well she says shes a WHORE in bed!!

great marriage material!! I'm sure she gets many PROPOSALS!! thats MARRIAGE proposals

[Broatch6]

STAND BACK! Dawn gets Down and Dirty!!!...tell her what to do!...tell her what to do!

[xXxSocorroDovesxXx]

What a brilliant and memorable "first time"... :)

Great stuff, Dawn!

[Clobberbob55]

Fuck, that was good!

[ComicsAroundTheBay]

I'm sorry, girlie, did you say something?

[reger7]

Damm Girl is there anything you can't do? Stand-up is the hardest form of entertainment and you are so natural!( Umm love the dress ).

[Broatch6]

fab vid girlie. Ilike it. shows just what a girl can do

xxxSamanthaxxx

[Broatch6]

crisp and incisive, Dawn fizzes and sparkles like fresh champagne...she never goes flat!

this vid just has to flow(!) onto my favorites

[sharonafox1]

Always great!

[Broatch6]

Shes a Woman and Women are ALWAYS right! Even when they tell stand up jokes!!!

[Broatch6]

Never have I liked being badmouthed SO MUCH and SO UNFAIRLY!!

[Broatch6]

shes no lady...she even admits it!

[Broatch6]

I'm listening Dawn...trouble is I cant help looking...but dont you worry...after a bit of trouble at the start, my multitasking is now coping very well with you in this vid

[Broatch6]

try telling her women are the weaker sex!!

[Broatch6]

Bawdy and Bold!!...hard to believe its her first time!!

[egripme]

I love it mty friend~!~!~

"Barry"

[Broatch6]

Virgin Stand Up? No!

She should hace called this "The Funny Feminist" or "The Deflowering of Dawn" or "Dawns oral Delights"

[Broatch6]

Virgin Stand Up stands up well against the other talent thats out there!

[Broatch6]

MORE girl power than the SPICE GIRLS!!!!!

[Broatch6]

girl power!

[Broatch6]

Feminism at its Funniest!

[umail2008]

Great vid.

[edd4laughs]

Sorry, No offense. Too much like alot of BAD Female comics... THat is why there aren't many. Cursing... doesn't make a joke. Don't get me wrong, it can help... but didn't here. I agree w/ DoctorRobertBruceBanner!

[RATTMANFILMS]

gorgeous. i never heart a word, i was too busy drooling...5*****

[jimmymccombs]

COOL GOOD JOB

[Mungling99]

smokin' hot legs, funny too :) = righteous!

[siig101]

Not bad for 1st time.

[DrRobertBruceBanner]

correction

..........there is no way those 'jokes' would have ever worked

[DrRobertBruceBanner]

if she was ugly she wouldn't have such a high star rating and there is no way those 'jokes' would have not worked

a real audience full of people who she wasn't friends with would not enjoy that ear abuse

but don't get me wrong i'd fuck her too

[videowilliams]

People just can't get enough of watching you being deflowered, Dawn... 5,000 viewings and still rising? I'm sure there's a penis joke in there somewhere...

[g99se9]

Penis jokes are cool.

[quinoacat]

You funny. You look good even 'tainted', lol. Thanks for making me laugh. You started reminding me of Quentin Tarentino when you started in with the F word. Did anyone think to offer cold showers after this one?

[ROADSNAKE90ROADSNAKE]

nice

[AverageFisherman]

you sure are a hottie!

[jayyuma]

That takes guts to do. Go Dawn. You look smokin'!

[lamarJPaul]

awesome ^_^

[tps607]

lol!

[joey0028]

ur a natural......!!! u are so talented!!! xjoeyx

[sherbetgirl]

Dawn, I thought you were very funny and have huge talent. I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinion. I just can't help thinking though some need a taste bypass ;)

[digdug1226]

If this was truly your very first stand up routine, then congrats, and AMAZING job!This should validate my comment.... My side hurts from laughing. Oh, and you have a standing invitation to my Mom's on each and every Thanksgiving :)

[stimpyfudge]

Well I for one thought you were and are a great comedienne, maybe 'xenniex' can't handle a woman being in control...lol...Keep up the great work Dawn, your famliy and friends opinions are the ones that count, and we love you!..

[SirEuchre]

You were quite composed for your first time. I noticed it was pretty quick, but don't worry, it usually is the first time. I just hope you didn't throw it away on a one time fling, because it means so much more when you are dedicated to doing it steadily.

Now about that sex topic...

[xenniex]

ive said nthis once and ill say it again. There are no good female comedians

[reincarnut]

I believe the word is comedienne.

And don't worry, you'll get over it :-)

[shanonvg]

Begs the question? Why do you have to "Put Your Two Cents In?'...When It's Only A Penny For Your Thoughts"?

Where's That Extra Penny Going To?

If you are unable to recognize a "great" female comedian..(I assume you have watched the video), then how could you possibly recognize a good one?

[SirEuchre]

Wait, what?

There was supposed to be comedy? I just heard 'sex....dress...phallic...f*..­.f* me...'

Oh, I get it. Heh.

So what were you saying? You're not good at sex?

[videowilliams]

It's hard to concentrate on your comedy and your legs at the same time... but then, we men do have that problem with multi-tasking. Congrats on breaking 3,000 views!

[enzosso]

I have to agree with Dave here... I stared at those legs through ten viewings before I could hear one word of what you were saying.

Your humor always cracks me up! You one funny sistah!

[silentscorn144]

Great! This deserve a standing ovulation from the crowd :)

[smok3yjoint]

fantastic stuff.

[TommyC71291]

okswet lady , I put he "Married 10 times an till a virgin" vid response back on your page, Hope it stays there a while! Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!

[DawnAkemi]

Why thank you, kindly, Tommy. You are my very first video response to my channel... I was a "Video Response Virgin"... I hope you are the start of many!! But a girl never forgets her first one...

:-D

[irwantohartanto]

awesome

[magictricks3]

Love it!!!

[videowilliams]

With 2,000 viewings and rising, one would have to say this video has legs... and oh what lovely legs they are... Congratulations!

[Griz451994]

You are NOT funny. Give up.

[tnanation]

Lovely Video right here. i love this lady so much.

[747FLYBOYTIMM]

great job!!!

[QQQFVQ2]

More penis jokes:D Nice!

[stormvixen]

This was lots of fun : )

[videowilliams]

I just stopped by to ogle those legs, and realised "Hey, they're funny jokes too!" You are a woman of many layers, Dawn Akemi.

[humanswin]

First time dawn!? Suuure..its your "first time" like you havent used that line before...heidi fleis had her girls use that,when they needed to make an extra 300 hundred,first time,pshaww...great presence and relaxed delivery..better keep an eye on you.

[smirenger]

5*5*5*5*5*tars from: smi-ren-ger

[lsdlacedwatersupply]

YOU...should make a joke about something offesive to black people..in a room full of them..know why?..

[tuxlie]

don't give up the day job

[benzone50]

well done, 5 stars.

[smirenger]

5*5*5*5*5*tars from: smi-ren-ger

[smyth94Isles4eva]

pretty funny...i know i couldn't do that:)

[furb5687]

nice job ur hott too :-)

[nepatriots7501]

Not bad, takes guts to get up there, keep it up

[enzosso]

I just love watching your cherry get popped! And I love when you scream Fuck! You are so funny, I can't believe that was your very first stand-up performance!

Awesome! And very sexy!

[iggy35]

That was great!

You have fantastic legs, by the way.

Walnut crushers as their known :)

[BelgianDan]

that's very funny :o)

[videowilliams]

Blah blah blah blah legs blah blah blah blah sex blah blah blah flat head to put my beer on. ;-)

[aybthegreat]

Exactly. This girl is anything but funny.

[RonnieLarsen]

it was great seeing you, Dawn....sexy as ever! sex and comedy, my two fave things! keep it up! nice boots, baby!

[PericlesMd7]

You know how I feel. ;)

P

[ELindstrom]

UR fantastic. Awesome. Hope you and Lizzie are having a blast.

[MeredithFilms]

That was funny.