You Tube Promotes Darwinism

[PrettyBonesArt]

I'm actually more concerned that there's a song titled "Chimpanzee Riding on a Segueway".

[claton95]

Billy Bob Neck = Successful Troll

[fastwritename]

creationism is a joke... and so is this bullshit

[maggot666seby]

that chimpanzee has no style, he needs a Harley. Also, Hail Satan.

[litereader]

...lol...

[hakaboy6924]

you tube doesn't promote Darwinism logic promotes Darwinism. Home schooling really didn't work out so good huh

[Mitchewith2ls]

It's ok that you believe in Creationism.

It's ok that you don't like buttsex.

It's ok that you do your webcam show from a creepy basement.

But it's not ok that you think monkeys are the same thing as chimpanzees.

[nikkisixxual]

But the bible says that animals came first, then the next day god made Adam.

[po0pdawg]

We did NOT come from monkeys. We came from single-celled organisms.

[makaralaatikko]

Well surprise surprise, isn`t it one of the US "Genius Sapiens". I wonder if you guys even have what we in the old continent call school? You know, a place where they educate you, teach you that if you have one apple and you get another you have two apples? Seriously, you must be really a prankster, or then you are giving the world a pretty bad image of yourself and your home. I really can`t understand how a country of such brilliant minds can produce so many... Non-brilliant minds.

[Aanthanur]

God created segway's for man, not for monkeys dumb Atheists.

[Blacksoul99999]

Got to 0:56 and quit, lolgodfag, its a motherfucking monkey riding a segway. It's supposed to be for LAUGHS man, yeah the person totally put that up to promote darwinism. Fuck you and your 3rd grade education faggot.

[Stewch3]

Yes i am trying to say god is a lier

[liberalvegan]

What is the extent of you education? Perhaps a third grade education at best... You have a terrible way of delivering your argument, especially if you are calling for a boycott of youtube while you are using it yourself...

[FunnyHaHaFunnyHaHa]

that englishman rode his segway right off a cliff. those monkeys is smarter than him. alright? and put up some insulation while you down there alright? alright.

[crystalcavess]

thank god for adam, for populatin gthe whole earth and naming evrything for me!!

[K0ilar]

Poe's Law... I really can't tell...

[Musicianamedave]

The sheer amount of ignorance you display is frightening. Pick up a scientific journal, just once. I promise it's not going to bite. The facts may shatter your backwards belief system, but I doubt that, as you seem to have a mastery of logical fallacy, and facts obviously have no place in your twisted world view.

[ecosteez]

you sir should watch zeitgeist

[ebrithil212]

LOL. if this is sarcastic, its brilliant. if you're serious...you're on youtube genius, shutting it down would mean you cant "spread the word of God" anymore. even if you're ideas are completely ignorant...

again, i really hope this is an act!

[thingfish11]

His job was to name them, not to descend from them!! Go Neck!

[MTD369]

Oh by the way, god didnt write the bible...

[Aanthanur]

Wow , and i had problems to be sure if Edward Current was parody or real, But you took it one step further. First half of the Video i thought you are real :) nice one.

[alano74]

Mr Neck. Glad I discovered your channel. Mrs Maddow, the lesbian vampire, made me aware of it. I hope you'll get more attention. All the best and keep the sarcasm/irony coming.

[BillyBobNeck]

@alano74 i think y'all is misunderstanding what i'm saying.

[nemethyst]

@BillyBobNeck I think you just got trolled.

[RadarKat73080]

You're the retard offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations!

[BillyBobNeck]

@RadarKat73080 LEAVE MRS. PALIN CHILD OUTTA THIS!!

[D119heavy]

@RadarKat73080 Hahaha good one Mr. Garrison, one of my favorite episodes

[RadarKat73080]

@D119heavy Yeah, but the image of Richard Dawkins having sex with Garrison will haunt me forever!

[xchrobx]

God wrote the Bible? Damn, that's some shitty writing right there, fucking like 12 pages of "begats"

[FractalHelix777]

@jankdizzle My apologies. I was just using the same language you used in your original comment. I'm with you on the non-fiction thing, but since you brought up the order of creation you obviously know something about the christian bible and i, being an Arrogant Atheist, felt the need to point out that you are both correct b/c there are 2 creation stories. No offense intended.

[BigkKinny]

Darwin never said we came from apes or monkeys. He said people and apes might have a COMMON ANCESTOR.

[FractalHelix777]

@BigkKinny oh god...i bet it's my great uncle Al. He was the type to wear lampshades on his head at parties...i'm so sorry...

[BillyBobNeck]

@BigkKinny y'all don't know nothing, do ya

[bigboy45454545]

@BigkKinny Well not only did Humans come from extinct Apes in the past, but Humans are still classified as Apes. Humans are animals. Humans are Apes. And science can prove it. But you're right about the common ancestor. This Billy guy is gold. He's too stupid to refute anything he says. It's fun to watch his mental retardation.

[lawnkhan]

You know who has butt sex? Monkeys.

[Petey0707]

isn't this guy a comedian who does satire? pretty sure he is, if not dude is completely retarded 

[nerds2x2ever]

That’s right! Something doesn’t cum from nothing – it needs some stimulation, an invisible hand has to work on it.

[alienzulu]

chimps aren't monkeys. they are apes. like us.

[dyeballa25]

Then why don't you explain to me how Peter Rabbit managed to develop vocal cords so he could openly plot to steal from your cabbage patch? Evolution is real, and it's happening in your fields. I'd tell you about Fantastic Mr. Fox but animals taking out mortgages on holes in the ground may just be too much for you to handle.

[FractalHelix777]

@jankdizzle Read your bible again...there are two creation stories in it.

[FractalHelix777]

You're right as always, BillyBob. We don't need our kids thinkin...AT ALL. You can see where it goes when they start up with that thinkin and readin and edoocatin...yup...butt-sex with monkeys cuz they been brainwashed to believe it's normal!

[AIexKidd]

Monkeys on Segways and butt sex… that about sums up the internet, right there.

[Eaglesfaninca]

Tell'em BillyBobNeck! If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys???????? Huh, maybe that is why it is still just a theory.

[nameofthepen]

You said it, BillyBob.  I mean, all these trendy "New Agers" promoting Darwinism and stuff. Pffft! Makes me sick!

Just ask any of them, "Would you want your daughter to marry a monkey?" and see how quick they change their tune.

[RoscoesRiffs]

On YouTube, I've seen cats riding on surfboards, squirrels riding on skateboards, even dogs riding on bicycles, and now it's a monkey riding on a Segway. None of 'em knew where they were going, but because I listen to BillyBobNeck regularly on YouTube, I know where I'm going. No monkeys coming in your buttsecks through You Tubes!

[saints4px]

I AGREE man! god means everything he says! no buttsex!

[USANAVY007]

preach the world billybob, we must wash out all the evil and and those stupid theories. We didn't evolve from monkeys, God made us. NOTHING could evolve into a human being

[theBarefoot]

If you give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters, they could write the Bible....or something like that.

[KasparHauser4]

First came Adam then: Billy, Charlie, Dave,Eddy,Frank,George,Harry,I­gnatz,Joe,Kenny,Lenny,Mike,Ned­,Oscar,Paul,

Quinton, Roger,Sam,Tom,Ute,Vic,Walter,X­nu,Yddy, Zebby

[00corin00]

change your fucking clothes you gross fuck!!!! you have worn the same clothes in every video. you must be the laughing stock of your community!! i fucking hate you!!!

[cuppajoesugar]

@00corin00 He's a satirical comedian you idiot

[00corin00]

@cuppajoesugar he needs to change his clothes.