Giant Land Crab (part 2)

[Sarubotai]

like how it seems as though the camera man is stalking the crab

[dlbaker90]

Fruit me Chacka.

[Chillycag]

hahah :D

[graceypickles]

"hey lil guy" ? fucking hell it's huge

[fook123]

Hit his weak spot for massive damage.

[ciara0601]

he looks delicious

[beechface1]

@ciara0601 lol

[chmellen]

Pull off the one big claw, he will grow a new one. Find more and presto!! dinner.

[GooniesNeverSayDie17]

someone masturbated too much...

[GuardiaHero]

Look at those massive claws! they could rip a tank apart!!

[1995HunterKiller]

omg ist BIG

[jonasjoseph23]

quickly throw a pokeball at it

[CoolHeal20]

in countries where u have land crabs do they find there way into peoples houses like spiders or dont they go that far?

[frankhart1]

@CoolHeal20 yes they wil find their way in.

[TrueKings100]

OMG OMG what are you waiting for that is dinner :D.

[aucklandqueenstown]

wow this is prolly the first video i come across with no high thumbs saying "DAMN NATURE YOU'RE SCARE" or " I FIND THIS HARD TO MASTURBATE "

[toocuteforuboo]

Omg wt

[NoobzofNoobz]

he was like STALKER

[mynarutouchiha01]

lmao thats A BIG ASS CLAW IT HAS :OOO

[SpankyLouhenapessy]

do they need water?

[mynarutouchiha01]

@SpankyLouhenapessy yea but they can also survive out of water for a loong time:)

[hihiman]

Hit it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[DcLomas96]

i think hes a lefty

[BornDynamics]

World champion masturbater

[gmanleader0]

That thing must jerk off A LOT with his left pincer!!

[keepitUG]

This is a leak of "Over The Top 2"! Oh no! Stallone lost his ball cap and eighteen wheeler! He can't win without that ball cap that he turns around for beast mode!

[TheRealHamjam]

Ill get the water boiling =D

[Charlestonthedrummer]

that crabs clearly a left-hander (;

[Crazy21Grl]

He's at the beginning stage of forming into the HULK. LOOK AT HIS PINCERS!

[spartanb16]

i would be funny if a car just randomly ran it over Lol

[foist101]

Looks like he has some sweet ass shades

[rasser122]

The crap is like: FUCK OFF!! >///<

[valdezmiguel2]

fuck that shit. I'd fucking stomp that bitch.

[imtheFreshest]

@valdezmiguel2

thogh kid eh?

[valdezmiguel2]

@imtheFreshest cum find out, bitch.

[imtheFreshest]

@valdezmiguel2

After u moved ur fat ass? Hell nah, that will take ages n im a old man till then.

[valdezmiguel2]

@imtheFreshest ur a pussy faggot. no seriously though, you sound like a baboon. I cannot believe you are still alive. Have you considered suicide? I mean, you are stupid, talentless and tasteless... do you honestly see your life going anywhere? just end it now when you have the chance.

[imtheFreshest]

@valdezmiguel2

All true.

But atleast im not a nolife kid like u. Hahahaha! : D

[alexistoth1011]

@valdezmiguel2 that is rlly mean ok you should not be sayin that

[craigmaster12]

put em on your head and hell be a head crab half life 2!

[racist70]

his head looks like squiddy s head 

[DEFENDER6100]

i'd love to see one of those.

[Joe20551993]

looks like a wonky popeye

[TheMaraaaaaaaa]

mr crab XD

[witmde2011]

That claw looks delicious

[mexetudo13]

i swear i held one crab exactly like this one... maybe a little bigger :D

[Fatb0ybadb0y]

clear to see someone's wank hand

[cannibalcorpse151]

thank you for not fucking with him : )

[kingofallpie]

I always love a happy ending T_T

[michael9r9r]

Attack its weak point for massive dammage

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

I bet 2dollars that crap is thinking "Jesus..I got a stalker..Hey, is that!? Indeed it is A VIDEO CAMERAAA-runs-"

[LordDERLabbi]

ugly ^^



[7696075]

this actually took place in ancient japan

[graalplayah]

Hope you don't die buy ants :(

[robertmcfunny]

I WANT A CRAB ARG

[dark7element]

Attack its weak point for massive damage!!

[lmbarak]

GRAB YOUR CHILDREN AND RUN

[cfazekas0441]

That crab could kick ass

[mrceebees14]

Crab must have been coming back from the gym.

Holy shit.

[rax7]

it looks as creepy as spiders

[echo1er]

can you eat it?

[TheJCHolocaust]

A wild Kingler has appeared.

[THB79]

How in the world can thing even move, dragging that ponderous bulk of a claw. Geez.

[michelleiserhoff19]

did it lost its arm?

[bosbulls2005]

"cookie cookie" - Kingler

[nickandfrogs]

its a kingler go pokeball

[Andyman2034]

i blame the schools

[2727rickyd]

it has a giant claw specially designed to wrap around just beibers head

[AquariaSpirit]

This video actually took place in ancient Japan.

[NAPREDATOR]

@AquariaSpirit small friendly lobster

[MsSprinkles7]

finds pokeball on the ground

[jackzero99]

That would be my dinner

[pipmysterio]

can't pinch nothing with that claw!

[Zerobadniks]

ATTACK WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[jeffrey625625]

GIVE IT FOOD! NATRUAL FOOD! NOT MADE BY COMPANIES!

[Cruz040488]

ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[jcremayer2]

KRABBY I CHOOSE YOU!!!

[urmina21]

@jcremayer2 thts a fukn kingler

[wakko380]

omg, i would freak out if i saw that one :D

[trinidadfan1992]

were in florida is this?????

[MagicTurtleBoxTV]

You should see the crabs here, at the nuclear plant, they are freakishly deformed, and very big. *in The Netherlands*

[kingdom465]

that must be the fella who masterbaits all day long

[Galtenclobe]

c3po

[suncheets1]

should have caught 2 and made them fight to the death. The winner can then afford to buy a nice coconut for him and his 1 month old crablings. Of course he knows everything he does is pointless at this point because he owes tony the 8 legged octopus money. Tony crabnapped his little crablings and sold them for 9 dollars a pound. FACT!

[xxlostxpuppyxx]

i would just want to kick it!

[WaiLoungChan]

STRAFE STRAFE

[azezrtyuuiopqsdfghjk]

cook it with cocktail saus

[starwarssy]

wheres he goin?

[Edenhyde246]

"Gentlemen"

[Mario7746]

stop making stupid comments about masturbating or chargers from l4d2

[HipHopJun]

@Mario7746 I agree. They should be more concerned about attacking its weak point for MASSIVE damage.

[Mario7746]

@HipHopJun WATCH OUT FOR THE CLAW, FLIP IT OVER AND ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[Blitzbok]

@Mario7746 This isn't an RPG lolz

[gt3510]

its his wanking claw.

[mohicannoir]

The big one, always on left, is an attribute to seduce females...

[Linguma]

attack its weak point for massive damage

[SegamenXp]

So how does this Charger charge at people and pummel them? :P

[VetteAholicZ06]

I find these creatures very fascinating.

[supradude2jzgte]

KICK IT!!

[muiscnight]

@supradude2jzgte i know right haha

[ssj1000me]

Where abouts are these crabs found? Is this filmed in a city/ seaside area?

[scudwerfer]

why is one claw bigger than the other?

[TheChineseMonk]

@scudwerfer I think its a steriod fiddler crab Haha!

[billy1999fans]

@scudwerfer i tink the big one is for attacking and devens sorry my bad eng and the small one is for eating

[55weedman]

that must be the feller who masterbaits all the time

[Kittenofthesnow]

I can just bet this crab is thinking "why are you following me?! Go bug somebody else!!"

[BoredChick]

Aw he's adorable

[MrMonsterrules]

I would love to eat it

[adidasgrl4eva]

omg that's huge lol

[BigDH28]

@jiggaboo904 Future serial Killer.

[ndavid0807]

quick!!! trow a masterball!!!!

[KillerFlood02]

I want one. :D

[alphaking000]

i think the coconut crab is one of the largest land crab or maby it is XD

[KercadoJr]

damn you!!!move forward!!

[fkkkkkenig]

@jiggaboo904 you are a horrible person.

[pangeaisforlovers]

i'm glad you were nice to it and just filmed it. there are some nasty people in the world, glad you aren't one. :)

[TheGarcia350]

@pangeaisforlovers like the guy who said "step on it" and "kick it kick it" right? what a cruel world this is....>_>

[dorororocks702]

STEP ON IT

[DBZSAMMYD321]

kick it kick it

[niro25587]

flip it on its back and attack its weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[matthewdoa]

imagine looking down the side of ya house and seeing that bad boy!!

[desertstorm21]

it looks retarded.

[SenseiCK]

SWEET JESUS!! IT'S COMMING CLOSER !! LOOK AT ITS GIANT CLAWS!!

[Kushala87]

THOSE MASSIVE CLAWS COULD TEAR A TANK APART !!!

[be4realyo]

Glad to see you weren't mean to it.

[Raptoridaner]

Pales in comparison to the coconut crab.

[Wolfykinsfromroblox]

that crab could really chop some sushi up!

[Magic4Fun1]

the crab obviously jacks off with his left claw

[Freeportku001]

@Magic4Fun1 He trying to get to the Bahamas .... the ones in Andros are about 3 times bigger .... living in the Bahamas I ca say I've seen some BIG land crabs ... different color ones too, purple, orange ... and the have SWEET meat.

[padroig]

KINGLER



[Randymyr]

Those claws -- they could rip a tank in half!

[MiLLaman321]

KRABBY, I CHOOSE YOU!

[PBJwithTat]

Person: -walking-

Crab: HOLY SHI--!

Person - Crush- Wha??

Crab: -dead-

[onlylust1]

someone uses one hand way to much to masterbate

[ToMeR666ET]

it looks like paris hilton from "meet the spartans" hahaha :D

[apexibb750]

tank armor!

[watchyourback12]

shouldve stepped on it or smash it with a hammer

[myco578]

nice goggles he has on

[hipp6y]

poor thing

[Hutcarlingos]

he's a lefty

[Perryoo]

ITS A SPINECRAWLER FROM STARCRAFT D: WATCH OUT, DON'T LET HIM BURROW!

[alyl603]

spy crab...

[TheRedOrb]

attack its weak point for massive damage

[Writersblock39]

Bushes?...Dude is probably looking for an apartment that is close to both his favorite shopping locations as well as the beach.

[SourCyanide]

oh god kill it with fire

[phiznak]

that's sexy

[Gibix]

That crab is smart, he was careful to show its weak points!

[DaGamerChef]

IS A CHARGER CRAB!!!

[neildangad]

@DaGamerChef oh noes the virus is out !

[falldownhard]

I'm the only fat old crab I know bigger than that, wowwww....

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

I think he likes you. Lol

[twisterfield651]

16 giant enemy crabs disliked this video

[IQ567891234]

@twisterfield651 yeah id like to attack their weakpoints for massive damage

[Cephalopodapus]

I would make it a leash out of dental floss, and take it to class with me.

[desireyafire]

i think i saw a rape face when he went in the bush (0-0)

[ZenTaww]

46 crabs watched this.

[ailadrev]

looks like a crab version of the charger from L4D2 :P

[wifey231]

How can people eat crab? BLECH!

[codemonkeyslikeme]

(V)'-'...CRAB BATTLE!!

[TemplarsStudio]

he is walking just like my grandma

[MYEYESBLEED]

That is the real life version of the Pokemon Kingler. Fo sho.

[halofan1009]

i love how the guy isnt a dickhead, hes being so nice to it. nice one man :D

[kirstiedale3]

Eeeeewwwww ..O_O

[l33thustla]

catch it

[LaserFlashProd]

he's making me scary :P

[AcousticAdobo]

HOLY SHIT KILL IT!!!!

[Snickerbockers]

must taste horrible!

[cbrettj]

fidler crab

[1ggdolfin]

Me too! And I just tried to remove him from my fenced yard in order to save my Beagle...boy did I suffer from my good deed!! How stupid can you get?? Never pick on up! No matter if you think you have him/her from a safe angle...won't happen..no safe place place to pick em up!! Peroxide and anti biotic cream for me!

[DuckyVader]

Why don't they just walk straight? They walk like they're watching they back.

[perfecttrunks2000]

@DuckyVader cuz they cant bend their legs towards the front. their legs are bent and arranged along the sides.

[TheUnholyCrosss]

@DuckyVader coz thats how crabs walk

[knoxklay11]

i heard that florida land crabs are not edible. is that true? or is it just safe NOT to eat them.

[NP0970]

i wish i could walk sideways like that,..oh.wait..

[Turian100]

Its the charger from Left 4 Crabs!

[later26]

step on it!!! XD

[74gore]

you should have ate them

[nelle63]

damm!!!!

[franchescolopez]

that crab is a charger from left 4 sea creature 2!!!

[dajoeng]

Are those good eating?

[kaneda956]

@dajoeng looks like theres hardly any meat on it

[JustAnotherGuy186]

I love crabs, they are like natures little tanks.