Added: 3 years ago
From: spricket24
Views: 287,753
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (2,611)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Sex Bomb :)

  • i remember fapping to this like 2 years ago

  • thats just weird i wonder if she has been checked for crazyness

  • 0:42-0:44 quite possibly the best thing on the internet

  • im alone too we can do crazy things !!!

  • the floating breasts are talking again...

  • "he likes this" start rubbing ferret "ooo o yea he likes this oo ooo yes yes look at that"..........i'm disturbed :s

  • DeJuanDon= lonely Creepy Obsessed rapist

  • are you jerking off your ferret at the end?

  • "Farm Boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."

  • "You was never really quite the Lord like a pearl amongst the swine. You try to live the way we do, hoping you will learn in time, but mankind in all it's virtue will soon make you lose your smile on this earth with all it's madness. Heaven help me Jupiter's child."

  • Whatever. Roo!

  • Oh yea, that's right. There was no seem in it.

  • Or, something like that.

  • Lol. That just made me think back to the time I was in the shower, and I was scrubbing behind my ear, and like I scrubbed it a little too hard and it hurt. Then the thought entered my mind, "You know the problem with ears is they seem to come off when ya pull on'em."

  • Gotta love the Marine's Hymn though, "If the Army and the Navy were to look on Heaven's scenes they would see the streets are guarded by United States Marines." lol

  • "So what is there for Hell, a sign?" - Wyatt Earp, Tombstone... Yea, and it probably says United States Marine Corps on it at work.

  • I guess my point is some people do not admire or have respect for the hard work and accomplishments of others, and on that note, Happy Veterans Day.

  • Or for another award, someone says, "Well the qualifications to get it aren't that much or that hard." How would they know, they didn't get one?

  • These people here are the type of people, after I win a Championship in baseball or win Grand Champion in Art, the talent contest on my bass guitar or win one of the Best Poets in the World in 2007 still call me a loser. Huh?

  • Cause I wouldn't have done it for these damned people around me, that's for sure.

  • You know, in the Bible it talks about in Heaven, all your disfigurements and things are made better or perfect. Who cares about this shithole? I just would definately have to ask, Why did you make me come to this damn place? Scars are gone, all that good stuff.

  • You're so sweet. If you had burn scars with messed up flaps of skin I'd have to lick them, and if no hair I'd have to kiss your bald little head. I don't know why you did all that to yourself.

  • And, my first name means, "Belongs to God," too. Dang it.

  • Funny, the Combat Trainer said to, "Heaven the Earth," and my family's motto is, "In God is My Trust"; actually, there are two mottos recorded with the name. Ah. Then, the symbol on the Training Pin is also a symbol on the Crest of England, which says, "God and My Right," on it.

  • One thing I would have to ask is, Why did you make me come to this fucking planet? I hate this place.

  • No matter what; somehow, me being here is probably my own fault somehow.

  • Thinking about it, that probably scared her half to death. lol

  • Or, it just wasn't fate.

  • Either that or God was mad at me. Yea, she wouldn't marry me. I figured at least then I wouldn't be so lonely. Whatever. She, I guess, can go to Hell too.

  • Lol. Hi ho silver!

  • Kind of like one of those old school movies where the line moves across it and a flickering reel, but... yea... I don't know... it was pretty cool.

  • Lol. The people off in the distance were probably hating it, but it was pretty cool.

  • One of the last times I was... with a woman, I guess... there was an awesome lightning storm. It was almost like a strobe light off in the distance outside. It was just one after another after another after another, non stop for like half of an hour. There didn't seem to be any thunder though. There was no rain. We just sat there and watched it.

  • My Dad used to say, "That's putting the fear of God into'em son!"

  • When I was younger, it seems like I used to point my finger and in almost any direction I did when I did lightning would strike. I used to enjoy watching the trees fall and things. I think I could be losing it; although, I do remember working with someone once and everything turning orange as I was handing him a piece of metal and him screaming and running away. I think lightning struck me and went to him as I was handing it to him.

  • Shit only seems to happen right when I'm pissed off though. Yea, I don't know.

  • Here, it just seems to be superficial shit, like a circuit breaker kicking when I want to sleep, or a brown out when sending an angry e-mail as soon as I pushed the send button. I'm still not sure if that got sent. Or, saying the wind will pick up, and the wind starting to blow real hard and someone saying really scaredly, "I know who you are," afterwards. Maybe snapping my fingers and a flame kicking on. It doesn't seem to work all the time here though. Hit or miss.

  • That is wierd. It is a vicious little circle.

  • That happened after I got the mail. I got an invitation to celebrate Thanksgiving on the Belle of Louisville.

  • Oh, I know what it is. One year my friend and I went to some place near Dayton, Ohio, and we spent Thanksgiving at Denny's with a couple of girls. The one whose bed I slept in was a pretty little red headed lady's. Denny's was the only place open, so we went there.

  • Wierd, I just got the shivers and made two loud noises, almost like barking. Maybe I've taken one too many shots to the head.

  • Like it stepped on a banana peel.

  • Like my brain slipped for a second.

  • Wow... one of those drunken type of uncontrollable thoughts, even thought I don't drink, that entered my mind. Behind Denny's I tell you!

  • I live in a storage closet in the dumpster behind Denny's.

  • Don't forget to pick up your knees.

  • Two ladies once, "Would you care if we flashed our titties to you while you're at work," "Uh, no, but there are usually Cops around guarding the site." Guy at work, "Did you see that? Those girls just flashed their titties at us? lol" I just kind of thought, "Yea, well I probably seen them up close Bud, and maybe even massaged'em a little bit."

  • I also never wanted to take the risk of some lyin' ass lady giving me cooter cooties or something in case I did find the right one.

  • There, I hope you got a good laugh out of all'at.

  • I just don't understand people. Does everyone think of me as this dirty... I guess... not old man or whatever because I'm not that old, but whatever gosh! I don't know, the older I get the more I think that might not be a bad thing, but then again I figure that could be people flushing the morality out of me. I'd try to talk about religion with my dad and he'd basically tell me to go have sex in French I think. Sounded about like it.

  • Even the guys at work... whew. The Steward... every fucking day, "You get laid last night? You get laid last night?" Over and over again. They asked some lady out for me I didn't particularly want to go out with.

  • Some things, might've been a dream, and may not've.

  • People that don't even drink chocolate sauce told me I needed to get back to what I was doing before, and that they wanted the old me back. The one that used to hit the sauce all the time.

  • You know what is crazy is it seems like everyone I know of wanted me to go back to eating brownies, and I just ain't gonna do it. They don't seem to like me very much when I'm off the browning and chocolate sauce.

  • That is kind of like, "I need my fix man," and I will never eat chocolate brownies again.

  • I remember the last time I did something it was like the whole world turned upside down, and I always thought, "Maybe if I just do that one more time, my life will go back to the way it was before and be better." 9 years later, I believe that is what is called an addiction, and because of it I don't think my life will ever be completely better. I mean, I realize it is stupid and all that, but the thought still persists that if I did that one more time maybe it would get better.

  • 1:36

  • Comment removed

  • Why, yes I do.

  • Found myself some bird eggs and made myself some warpaint with ash, Mr. Scoutmaster Sir.

  • I wonder if that would qualify as a survival tool? "Got this brick here, and a knife."

  • Yea, I don't know, but it seems like some hot coals would dry some brick out pdq. Drop it down in there like a terd or something.

  • Dig out a lot of Mississipian limestone here because it migrated down from Ohio because of glaciers that melted.

  • My Uncle has a bunch of sand he said I can have. I have a bunch of sand bags to fill. Could crush the limestone and make some morter. Maybe then I could paint somethin', sell some art, and have a brick house with some semiprecious or maybe precious gemstones.

  • Hmmm... then I'd need some containers... got some unused mason jars.

  • Got some old eggs and different colored powders... could make some acrylic paint.

  • Guess I could spray paint'em or something, and have a neat looking brick house. Got some spray paint. Like... a camo brick house. lol

  • Hmmm. Says the solar drying method takes about 3 weeks.

  • Could make some Adobe red clay tile I guess, for the kitchen floor. Hmmm. Need a kiln though... got lots of firewood. ? Wonder how that would work. Or, make big bricks. lol

  • Maybe we could dig a big square because after that it would be easier to dig out the middle. Maybe build some footers, or a basement, while dredging for gemstones along the way. Make some bricks. Sounds like some projects to occupy the ol' time. Got some wood laying around to make some molds with I guess, and a dredging tool.

  • Maybe while I'm at it I should construct a mold and make some bricks. Oooh, multitasking.

  • ok the your mother thing

    pure classic!awesome

  • 0:31 If you wanna look what she can do, just pause when she says that

  • 140,000 dollars a year, confined to a Fort lol, moving ammunition around. I could've at anytime, but didn't have to. Confined to a Fort, that is laughable. 3/4 people died doing that job. I had a way.

  • I have watched a number of your videos, and I have to say, you are tweaked... In the most entertaining way possible. Please keep posting.

  • wait.. i think shes trying to be funny.

  • "this is where i keep all my naked pictures...of ur mother"

  • wht the hell with the ferrit?

  • ur so wiled, lol

  • could you do a make-up tutorial? for the rest of us redheads out there, sometimes doing the dark eyes can be tricky and you do it so well :)

  • How are the twins? Or, if you prefer, how are the girls?

  • tht waz 39

  • a dirty thought of the whaaa?

  • lool, you're so gifted ahah

    ^^

  • yes...

    i do dream of u...

  • uhh-maze-ing...

  • @Atsume18 No, vegan means you dont eat ANYTHING ( milk, meat . etc ) that comes from any animal, vegetarian means you dont eat meat.

  • You don't have ADHD, you've got HPD..

  • I have a ferret also they rule!

  • O-boobies for the win!

  • i have a ferret too...

  • I got a chocolate covered Banana right here in my pants.

  • If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me, if I ddn't smell so good would you still hug me, if I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter-century could I count on you to be there to support me mentally.

    If I went to to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear, like some of my friends

    If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side

    If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride

    21 Questions - 50 Cent

    Just for you Spricket24

  • "this is where i keep all my naked pictures... of your mom." LMFAO . oh damn . . . low blow .

  • moar reverse ferret

  • "i can edit that out" apparently not, its still there XD

  • 0:32

  • My single thought: I wanna bang you.

  • smart car

  • This is where I keep all my naked pictures... of your mother.

  • I want a ferret :(

    But my mom won't let me have one

  • I miss my ferret so much! and you are so funny!

  • pause at 0:32 for boobies, your welcome

  • lol 0:32

  • cutest furry fucker ever

  • your so funny!!

  • ur ferret is adorable :)

  • Ferret!! :D <3

  • R u democratic

  • Hershey taste like my shit 

  • @supermorshu i'm assuming you eat your own shit then

  • @tevez412 only once...

  • @supermorshu

    Then ur shit tastes AMAZING.

  • @fireflyy786 Hershey is the worst chocolate in the world

  • I want to rape her...

  • is that a pet ferret?! awesome....

  • is that a pet ferret?!

  • Red string bracelet, star of David.

    Methinks you follow kabbalah.

  • Two thoughts: 1.You have naked pics of my mom?! 2.I LOVE THE FARET!! SO CUTE!!

  • she looks like Isla Fisher *-*

  • Just noticed. You said your vegan. And you ate a hersheys chocolate bar?? That's dairy ya know.. Failed vegan. But nice ferret. And yoga balls are great. I said balls:D what was I talking about?? Oh yeah chocolate. ... Gross I don like chocolate it's partially from a cow and cows have six oddly shaped elongated nipples. And that's just weird I won't ingest anything from a dick nipple;D ADHD/ADD. FTW;)

  • Haha sine people are pervs but, yah no, it happens lol your farret is adorable

  • ill give you my chocolate covered banana baby

  • This is a classic Karen. Love ya!

  • People are such perverts. Nice video u r awsome.

  • U need a vid. About ur BOOBIES!!!!! Lol

  • @gungard I seriously know a link

  • Did you stick your hand up that opossum's ass?

  • Soo funny!!!

  • i have a chocolate banana for you : )

  • oh my god!!! i love your boobs....

  • @portorato I kno im a gurll who is 13 with a 30A nd yayy i cant stop lookin at her boobz im not lesbian i juss want som lik herz LOL

  • eat ma dick

  • I need to clone this woman ASAP .

  • 0:42 ..... giggity.....

  • I want a ferret :D

  • :30 1:35 ........... You're welcome

  • I'm BIPolar and GID. I have friends with ADHD.

  • her nude pics are on teh internetz. just google her name Karen Alloy. shes a sexy whore

  • that part at the end, got a dirty picture in my head....

    ewwww

    lol!!

  • Boobs boobs boobs!

  • omg you have a ferret?! *subsribe* :D

  • Your so cute!

  • "This is where I keep all my naked pictures. Of your mother."

  • were did you get the ferrit?

  • If I'm gonna die eventually anyway, dying by zombie you sounds like the best way to go.

  • love you babe your the best

  • Can you even get a balanced diet with all the necessary nutrients if you're vegan? I don't see how that's possible.

  • karen i love your tits

  • uhh yess, i like it, uhhhh

  • raaarrr id fuck u too hard b sexy redhed

  • Funny you claim that you're vegan, but you eat Hershey's milk chocolate (which is not vegan)

  • @DarkZoologist LOL watch her video on "sea kittens"

  • @DarkZoologist just cause she said she ate it, dont mean she did. she claims she has naked pictures of my mother but thats probably not true. dont read to much into things

  • @DarkZoologist funny you qualified your comment as funny when you didn't say anything funny

  • @DarkZoologist Well she keeps going back and forth between vegan and vegetarian.

  • @DarkZoologist Vegan means she doesn't eat meat.. last time I checked, Chocolate isn't made from meat. (:

  • @DarkZoologist maybe it was dark chocolate.

  • You're funny. But please wear something modest for a change?

  • @TheWillowStarDuo modest? this is not very revealing yeah you can see some cleavage but that dosent even come close to immodest.

  • 0:32 Ohhhhhhh yeeeeah :D

  • @MrMoDooS yeah thats what im talking about

  • @kakarrot330 ;)

  • my 2 favorite things to eat are UR VAGINA.. and starburts

  • i have adhd ans stps

  • u can all eat broccoli faggots

  • ADHD FTW!!!!!

  • it was goin great until you said Obama

  • My apartment has a swimming pool too and when you said that it reminded me of when I first moved into my apartment.

  • Your lucky sex sells. How else would you have this cult of virgins following you. As for most of the others, they do it because its made popular by said virgins.

    I was linked this by a friend.. a female friend. Only reason I found out this fake ass girl existed.

  • Oh no you changed your hair color!? :(

  • spirit i hope your black...

  • i love TITTIES!

  • you do kligels?

  • boobs... :O! but in all seriousness, you're freaking funny :D it's like hotforwords, but good, and entertaining as hell :D