'America's Next Top Model All-Stars' Episode 1 Recap

[Artsy19Girl]

Shannon is 26 btw

[PrincessFreja]

Haha! Pat, i love how you're always hating on Ann Shoket! And the motorcycle was totally trowing me off as well! It seems like the budget was very low this cycle!

[Allyspill]

I hate hate hate hate hate Alex. If I was there I would have probable boood her too.

[dreamwarrior808]

You guys look way younger than Shannon! But she did look old 4sure

[saranghaeyo2326]

PAT UR SO CUTEEEEEEE<3

[Imverycareless]

ALLISON BETTER WIN!

[MrKayceeproductions]

oh thank you, I thought I was the only one who thought the fade-out group shot was lame. A total WTF and dreckitude. It's like the producers decided to cut their individual photos and vomited in a cheap magazine collage.

[Biancagolden1]

i loveeeeeeeeeeee you guys lmao

[ABlogAboutThings]

@Biancagolden1 Thanks, B!

[KeyeNews]

Pat you're very funny =] you guys are great

[TheVandalboys]

#TEAMALLISON

[PHSDM104]

I'm suprised you guys didn't mention Nigel's hair. LOL.

[WarblerAlice]

I was annoyed by this episode from beginning to end. Especially by Bianca and Shannon. I'm only gonna keep watching for Kayla and Allison. I hope one of them wins.

[angellus09]

I thought there two were like 23 hah. And I didn't know Nicki Minaj had an accent either. I thought that she was joking at first when she was talking.

[angellus09]

I thought there two were like 23 hah. And I didn't know Nicki Minaj had an accent either. I thought that she was joking at first when she was talking.

[fellationboy]

pat is wearing the same shirt in cycle 14 and 15

[IAMWillemL]

Love your opening, its hilarious!!!

[RadicalCrazyness]

ALLISONNNN :)

[RadioDJBorton]

Glad to see you guys again.(;

TEAM ALLISON!!<3

[ichibanohimesama]

I actually didn't even realize the last photo and the motorcycle....just LOL. This really isn't a modeling competition anymore.I wonder if there'll ever be another all star cycle after this one. I would have loved to see how the comp would have went with the bitches of every cycle as well as one with the best models of every cycle. They kind of got a mix of that in 17.

Rooting for Alison and Kayla.

[ichibanohimesama]

Why the hell did Brittany have to be eliminated so early. Get rid of Lisa, her cray cray is not on a humane level. And LOL I never watched cycle 1 but Shannon just looks really stupid to me right now. Her logic fails so badly.

I felt really sorry for Alexandria, she's the person you love to hate but what the audience did was really low. Be a little considerate of her feelings. And LOL yeah...she reminds me of Angelica (Rugrats)...her name, looks, personality too AHAHA.

[ForgottenLove896]

yeah i was totally disturbed by the amount of weight the girls lost!! all the weight they seemed to have lost could have made up like 3 of me and i'm a big girl!

I couldn't believe she got booed either!!

Also, did they not get the same contract as the past seasons cause, as i posted once, the contract has changed since season 1 to add in condition about underwear and nude shots so how did shannon get to deny that part of the contract?!

[arquettefan]

I didn't agree with the call-out order. How can Kayla and Alexandria be called last, their photos were better than Bre or Sheena's. The judges totally favor Isis, but I still think her eyes look dead in pictures. I hope Tyra doesn't try to get rid of Shannon by throwing in a nude shoot. Allison probably can't be an Extra correspondent, but maybe Kayla or Shannon can be.

[hearttopmodel05]

The only people I think WON'T win are Shannon and Lisa. I think Isis, Bre, Dominique, Kayla, Allison, and Bianca have the best chances of winning:)

[hearttopmodel05]

Camille hasn't aged AT ALL O.O

[whistlerboots123]

p.s How crazy photoshopped is Tyra in the All stars photo. ( and yes the motorcycle is ridiculous )

[whistlerboots123]

You guys are great. But what about both recording yourselves and then splicing the videos together. That way you could be in the same volume :)

[hobulei]

didn't the episode feel really rushed? i almost felt like we were running from scene to scene. a bit hectic, but it's gonna be a fun cycle.

[AndreaIsACrayon]

Oh and don't forget POT LEDOM!!!

[AndreaIsACrayon]

That photo shoot was ghetto! bahaha "food court at the mall"! Definitely!

[ChariceBillboard]

Spoiler said Bre is eliminated very early lol u should choose a new winner

[steriofish1]

Dear Pat. Nicki Minaj is from Trinidad and tobego!, which is an old brittish colony. They speak brittish there.

[strwbrybabyg245]

@steriofish1 her ass is from Jamaica, Queens. if anything she should have a New York accent. my parents are from Nigeria and I don't speak with a Nigerian accent... I was raised in New York. don't make excuses for Nicki Minaj's foolishness.

[steriofish1]

@strwbrybabyg245 On Wikipedia it says that she is born in Trinidad and Tobago, and I didn't make excuses really. I was just stating a fact. In Trinidad and Tobago they speak brittish, and I took at as Nicki Minaj is proud of her heritage and speaks brittish sometimes. Nothing wrong about that. Love you!

[Kpatable]

I don't know how I feel about this cycle. It doesn't feel like America's Next Top Model. It feels like some other show that doesn't care about the pictures... Maybe because in each judging they just edited out all but 2 comments for each girl, and yeah. I don't even know. I hope it's better next episode :[

[Cdubb1010101]

I think they will change the fade-out (hopefully) when they get makeover pics done and use those instead of the janky personality pictures.

[elton512]

I agree the EXTRA correspondent prize is tricky. For this reason, I don't think Allison would be the best winner. But I don't think Bre or Bianca would win either because of their not-so-favorable personalities. If you take into account the girls' personalities, I think Laura, Kayla or Angelea may win.

[veggiedash13]

I would've liked to see Kahlen or Joanie! I think Tyra looooves Bianca, she's in every single thing Tyra does. I mean, she's beautiful but she's not my favorite person ^^

[WebTV]

I wanted to See Djon/Brown and maybe Joanie. I like Bree, Bianca. and also Furonda. I rrouted for Angelie, Bianca and Lisa. Lisa should've stayed til the end.

[walrustaurus]

Oh it's so good to see you two back! But no comments on Nigel's hair?!

[spacemat4101]

I think Allison will win. She has the biggest following

[Davaniappl3]

Ann Shoket HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pat ur freaking hilarious

[msmaryx]

I saw an interview with Nikki Minaj and she is completely in love and obsessed with the Brittish accent, therefore she intentionally and randomly speaks with a brittish accent and she is completely aware of it. Random fact. Weird...I know. Love you guys!!!!

[allantmfan]

and if the winner is for fan favorite, will be allison or isis,

and if you go for the prizes will win laura or angelea,kayla

and if win for potential is allison or laura :p

[allantmfan]

love the opening :p you pat are great :p

[MissONTM]

Why don't you guys just use Skype? or Chatroulette?

[Sei1863]

I really hope Allison wins. Of all of them, she came the closest and should have won her cycle. She's sweet, easy to work with, versatile and takes direction well; she could have a shot at actually being a top model in more than title, unlike most of the past winners.

[Aatif0310]

@can you say...run on sentence?

[Sei1863]

@Aatif0310 Nope. Unlike your cluster-fuck of a comment, I used punctuation and actual subjects. You just babbled incoherently. If your not currently sliming through grade nine, go back and try again.

[Aatif0310]

@Sei1863 haha u lowlife, i dnt need to go bak to 9th grade, ur the one whos stuck in high skul wiv dat attitude grw a brain u dumb lowlife, aint u gt nuthin better to do than put others dwn, best of luck wiv ur 'great' life!

[AntmILoveYou]

I'd like you to extent the duration of these videos to 15 mins, it's permitted.

[ManonFiyoxx]

"I wouldn't boo anybody from Top Model. Maybe Ann Shoket." Hahahahaha.

[candyluver102]

Do you guys not like Allison? It didn't seem like you did..

[Marvelhero24]

I absolutely loved Allison! She looked beautiful!

[johnnynguyen91]

Yeah ICANN see bianca is hav a chance will win... But she got an attitude and maddness.. Italian vogue and cover girl and Tyra will not except her to be a winner... But I think Allison is a star and favorite at all the time.. People still and always love her.. And she is quiet girl and no dramma on her...she a truly a star and deserve to win... I love you Allison

[Aatif0310]

I dnt knw y evry1 feelin sorry for Alexandria these girls basically came on television and swore and acted like bitches so wat do they expect other than for the fans watchin the show to learn the swear words frm them and use them on them the way these girls used them on other girls, im nt sayin its rite, in fact im disgusted wiv hw Alex was treated but im nt gna say im shocked!

[Sei1863]

@Aatif0310 Can you say... run-on sentence?

[Aatif0310]

@Sei1863 erm excuse me?

[NoHeejin]

I hope they never do a live judging again...it was horrible and loud. I don't know who is going to win seriously...

[CandyDanny]

i liked brittanyy!! she was my favorite :(

[LIXO88]

Lisa D'Amato, more than just the tips!

[miyatasiro]

OMG ANN SHOKET.

[kalendre]

Pat makes me fall in love everytime! so sweet... lol

[matthieus2]

I was disappointed with the first elimination, but I think this cycle will be kinda compelling. I say Allison for the win! Glad you guys are back. Did you say Shannon is younger than you? Pat, how old are you, if it's ok to ask?

[icevalk]

Welcome back for another cycle yay!

I was really trying to take this cycle seriously but the lame photoshop fade-out picture sealed the deal. I don't feel as bad for the girl who leaves since they've been modelling anyway. Oh, and boo-ing Ann Shoket wouldn't be enough for me, I'd hurl a half filled ashtray.

[piratecows22]

You guys are awesome! Sheena for President!

[iammaclb]

I really love Sheena & Allison , :D , glad u guys r back !

[SilverAnicore]

Pat, did you get a better camera? I haven't double-checked, but I think the video quality is better than in all of your previous videos. Or maybe it's just that I'm on a different computer than usual. =)

Cool recap, I agree with most of the things you said.

As you've been saying every cycle: ANTM is a TV show first, and a modelling competition second. It's funny that this cycle, they can even say this out loud - that it's about personality and not modelling. XD

[ABlogAboutThings]

@SilverAnicore I got a new computer! I think it's a little bit better, yes, and I think I got the lighting better. Thank you for noticing :)

[Mryanlove]

@ABlogAboutThings I dont think Bre is going to win! Remember the prices! The winner is still going to appear in Italian Vogue, you said "Vogue" but its Italian Vogue... check that again... they still need to have a good look for the magazine... I dont see Bre as a covergirl or at Italian Vogue... I actually see Angelea winning this cycle or Kayla...

[sweetlesus]

That intro was adorable :D

And you guys are older than 26? Whaaaa? I woulda guessed like 23, but yeah, Shannon looks like 30 something and is way more annoying than I remember.

I'm with Caroline, I think Bianca will go far, but she won;t win if her bitch edit keeps up. Angelea has a good shot too, I reckon!

Good to see you back again guys :D

[makito8best7]

"I wouldn´t boo anyone in Top Model... maybe Anne Shocket"

[NewyorkNewyork91]

You guys should check out Australia's next top model. It is 10 times better.

[MsLiinaLii]

@NewyorkNewyork91 agree. it's more about MODELLING. Especially this season  is going to be great,they have a lot of beautiful girls)

[NewyorkNewyork91]

@MsLiinaLii Montana is out of this world beautiful! I was rooting for Neo too, unfortunately she went home.

[MsLiinaLii]

@NewyorkNewyork91 Neo is very beautiful, but she wasn't trying hard enough) Montana is just georgeous!

[NewyorkNewyork91]

Missed you guys very much. Felt bad for Alex. :( Poor girl.

[sweet6lou]

With this season Tyra is also telling everyone to go green xD because she's recycling so much stuff haha from past seasons and the budget is just ridiculous. XD

[sweet6lou]

My allstar team is Lisa, Shannon, Dominique, Allison, Angelea, Laura, and Kayla. And I really like the new antm opening it's really cute.

[sweet6lou]

Also I really hope Franca Sozzani does not see these photos she will laugh her ass off. And that promo pic was horrible. Lauras fake fish. The baby pool I just cracked up also the purse photoshopped into biancas hand in her shoot wtf. Someone needs to get fired. ASAP.

[sweet6lou]

I think for this first episode they had to completely show who they were when they first made it into top model so idk why people are so mad at Shannon. It's her "job" to give them what they want.

[addwantedparadise]

Photoshoots needs improvement.

[athabaskanian]

Lisa and Biancas photos were horrible as was Sheenas

Sheena was still doing the hoochie poses

And Lisa looked like a bodybuilder and hated the legs in the air

Camille had the best photo in my opinion then Allison

I agree with Pat, Isis's photo didnt deserve FCO

I think Sheena should have gone for the hooch photo but i like her personality

Brittany went too soon and Alex's photo was ok

Sheena and Lisa should have been bottom 2

I want Allison to win but Im thinkin kayla

[Legend4ever91]

Honestly, the episode was boring IMO. I hope it gets better, but somehow I doubt it.

[chclurb]

I AGREE ITS EITHER BRE OR BIANCA, FROM THE PREVIEWS I THINK KAYLA, CAMILLE, SHANNON AND SOME GIRLS ARE GONNA GO FIRST.

[LVishere]

I hate to complain, but I cannot STAND the camera on the iPad. I wish you two could do this over skype with logitech webcams. At least the video quality (and sound) would be better.

[ABlogAboutThings]

@LVishere Sorry to hear that. We tried using a skype recorder but the quality of the final video was so pixelated and ugly we liked this one better. Will work on the audio for next week.

[umarslayerful]

so happy to see you guys again!!!

I think Allison might win, but then Isis and Bianca has great chance too.

I was surprised too brittany going home, and fans booing was awful.

[whale144]

come on lets be honest here, i love the show but this isn't all stars. This is america's next top model bad girl club

[ohwellyeah2]

I WISH Allison would win this one, but she won't. I wouldn't be surprised if Isis won. As you said, Tyra loves her. Plus, she seems to have even MORE confidence now, she's got a hot bod, and she's great with the public. Plus...you know, it ups their ratings to have a transsexual model and all that.

[Voodoomoon]

Yea.. I totally don't understand the final picture!! Yes, they photoshop the last one picture!! As a designer... they did really really bad job!! Like why the hell Alexandra was on the motorbike? Like why... Plus if you gonna do it.... you needed to do it well!! It totally looked like a high school student using Photoshop for the very first time! It was sooo bad.

[jgakjdakj]

omg literally LOL-ed when you said ann shoket.

[ABlogAboutThings]

@jgakjdakj hahah I can't help it!

[TheOther44dav44]

I dont get why Kayla was called so late?

[Raymondharris]

Nigel and hair!!! Forgot that!!!

[lilcocobutta]

lol i missed this.. i was just sittin here smiling the whole time... i wonder do you ever read my comments... they are really good... well i think so...lol... i wanted shannon to go home.. she is clueless... clearly she is trying to keep the three fans who supported her no nude (robin following) tirade... not impressed... brittany got screwed but i can see them bringing her back

[ABlogAboutThings]

@lilcocobutta We read 'em!

[Thudas22]

Hahahahahahahahahaha omg! Pat you attacked me when u said Ashley Simpson needs a Ty-Over! Then you said, "Her career needs a Ty-Over". LOL hahaha that was so funny. But yea, I so want Angelea to win!!! Love her :D

[picklesandshoelaces]

Also called McKey syndrome (her brittish accent once they went overseas

[pompi899]

Brittany's elimination was bullsh*t. They basically eliminated her because the fans didn't remember her.

[umarslayerful]

@pompi899 that was so unfair...her pic was better than alex!!

[sntmfan]

I love your recaps:)missed u

[k0aie18]

hello! Did cycle 17 already aired? If yes, where can i watch it please?

[simplysweetprincess]

yay ur guys are back!! much better with the ipad! :)

[mdj2888]

Pat, you're so cute!!!!



[doinotna]

I missed the first episode.... :(

[01SayYeah01]

i miss u guys so muccccch!

is that pat from recap cycle 9?? lol

[MrMusicFM]

oh. my. god. i just realized i missed the premiere. what the..

[ABlogAboutThings]

@MrMusicFM NO!!! That is the worst. Well... at least you have this amazing recap? :/

[MrMusicFM]

@ABlogAboutThings yess!! thanks for making these.:p

[avitaliness]

missed you guys so much!!!

[ABlogAboutThings]

@avitaliness Missed you, too!