Like Pennies and Gasoline

[TheProjectMJ]

You've managed to scare SANTA. I love you.

[oedipusrexsophocles]

I don't like creepypastas like this. They are disturbing. BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!! I keep reading/listening to stuff like this late into the night until I am literally jumping at every little sound! It's a wonder I haven't had any nightmares....

[RirRovery]

I neeeeeeeeeeeeed to have the background music to this. You have no idea how badly.

[20TxTech20]

Like salty milk and coins.

[YouFeedUsLies]

I'm scared to play my Genesis now.

[SkylitDriveFan123]

@mariethewerewolf it is the copper and iron in your blood. Ever seen Full Metal Alchemist? Ed used the iron in a huge pool of blood to male a sword.

[mariethewerewolf]

Blood tastes like pennies, in a way.

[ross817]

This one doesn't quite meet that standards that I've come to have for your videos, but it was good nonetheless.

[TehSkullKid]

The Genesis ate him.

[AdminiumWarrior]

@xMasterOfIllusions Yeah, but normally she shocks you, like in 'the portraits.' This one didn't shock, it just made you feel slightly revolted that Santa had eaten Chris.

[AdminiumWarrior]

I don't get this one at all.

[zino1500]

Everybody (H)ate(s) Chris

[rapstar75]

Wait is this real?!?

[rapstar75]

So the present was the little boys head/leftovers?

[hronbubberd]

@rapstar75 No, it was a MOTHER FUCKING SEGA!!!!

[BlakeAndFriendsTV]

Wait can someone help me out?... Did Santa eat the kids brother?

[KellehChu]

Yeah, never letting my kids near a mall santa.

[doomer66]

I don't suppose anyone has a name for the track running in the background? Unless she made it herself...

[DynamicxEmo]

@doomer66 I'd love to know the name too..

[jaredthecastro]

baby you make e wanna kill myself...

....sexualy as possible

[TheChubbyCheek]

so what was the gift?

[fortheepicwinful]

The video cuts off right before, "But it didn't matter, because he had a muthafuckin' Sega Genesis."

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

YOUR VOICE IS SEXY. JUST SAYIN'.

[staffmage135]

Such a sad story D:

[AcidSoakedBabyDoll]

PLEASE. COME. BACK. I. NEED. MORE.

[YouFeedUsLies]

...I will never look at my Genesis the same way again.

[hcd2]

where do you come up with this stuff?

[Mojo8121994]

@hcd2 this is real stories...

[MikeMsDaughter11]

@Mojo8121994 No they're not.

They're creepypastas.

[SomewhatDisturbed95]

@Mojo8121994 What the fuck are you doing here?

[MyNameIsGagan]

Maybe she's waiting for more Creepy Pasta's to come up?

[SillyIrishPenguin]

@esoterikizm

No, she's written one or two of them herself, e.g. "Where Bad Kids Go", but most are ones that you can find on CreepyPasta sites.

[StarMonkeyee]

Me and my ten year old brother have watched all your videos. We've decided that this and Rat King are among our favorites. We slept in the same room for a while after watching them for the first time because we were so scared. One night, he crawled up into my bed, and asked me if I would ever trade his life to a cannibal Santa for a 3DS.

[Left4Courtney]

@StarMonkeyee Aw. ]:

[FinalFantasy773]

Sick...

[aCrucifiedCrusader]

Blood and Alcohol.

[aCrucifiedCrusader]

Thats fucked up.

[Spheremaster0001]

this one scared me...

[Iamnothomophobic]

11 people don't believe in Santa.

[ULTIMATEDOUBLEOTTER]

What's the name of the song? SOMEONE HELP ME OUT

[love4remind]

Reminds me the anti-Santa Claus episode on Supernatural, it also says that he smelled sickly sweet.

[superjellybuddy]

her voice is so hawt :D

[jockseery]

@superjellybuddy i'd love to see what she looks like.

[alojz300]

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[loahnuh]

Krampus? Son of a bitch.

[DarkKrystal]

I've been listening to the audio rip I made of this for so long I forgot it even came with visuals, lol.

MAKE MOAR. Preferably with as little reliance on visuals as possible. I have "The Rat King" but there's one part where you show a picture of it and well... Doesn't really translate into audio, hurr

[tacbot89]

Oh thank the misshapen gods, you're back!

[bodica309]

santa........satan........sant­a..........hmmm

[bodica309]

man! this only makes me wonder what mall santas really do tell little kids when their sitting on their laps. O.O

[Tarantula33222]

1:23 "Okay.. But i'll have to eat your little brother first.." WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[thejoebuck86]

That kid was a dumbass, the NES was a much better system.

[Hobble]

@thejoebuck86 Um, no. SNES > Genesis > NES

[egdeltur666]

@thejoebuck86 But, isn't it true that the Genesis does what Nintendon't?

[zino1500]

@thejoebuck86 that's the moral.

The Sega Genesis gets little kids ate

[thisisthejohnshow]

@thejoebuck86 sega does what ninten fuckin' dont.

[egdeltur666]

@thejoebuck86 The genesis does what nintendon't, including murdering your siblings, apparently.

Good thing I never had one.

[wadsawthemajik]

>tags

>gothic lolitas dohohohoho

I lold

[XilovkuukiizX]

My older brother used to tell me I'd I wasn't good Santa would eat me instead of the cookies......

IMA GOOD GiRL I SWEAR TT^TT

[compulsivetroll777]

C'mon Georgie, don't you trust me?

[GoldenGoomba900]

You lost your little bro and gained a Genesis. Best Christmas Ever

[S1A6F]

@GoldenGoomba900

:o hahahahahaaha

[CHIEFPARTYPOPPLE]

sad really sad

[samanthagax22]

wait what happened to the kid did santa eat him o_O

[Iamnothomophobic]

Thank you for coming back. Yours in one of the best channels on the site.

[TanreiChan]

im betting the breath was blood and chloroform or alchohol

[MrPainkiller4rent]

@TanreiChan wow yeah he said it "smelled like pennys" and blood smells like metal

[drewmantoo]

you deserve tons more subscribers

[kneesocks15]

Worth it for a Genesis

[Jrginja]

you're back <3

[DorianCairne]

Oh, yes, super comeback. Don't you leave us again. We'll tie you up if we have to.

[xxkylexx7]

im soo happy your back plz dont go again i love your work

[MabusZero]

welcome back

[Killbairn]

We're still here.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

don't leave again :(

[MaximusLuver]

Whered u goooo? Missed u! Awesome comeback!!! :DDDDD

[Eekolu]

'Tis the season to be frightened.

[vanillacokeclock]

Oakville Place?!

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

A highly suitable return! May your extended stay here be filled with many, many videos.

[werewolfking224]

please dont leave us again :(

[EgotistaElegante]

Then... WHO WAS SANTA??

[jaixdaman]

cannibalistic mall santa.....yea when i have kids he aint going no where near that bearded freak...... I MISSED YOU i can have nightmares again hurray

and thats a good thing cuz i dont dream :)

[newvictim]

thats how I remember Santa...

[omnimos]

It's good to have you back.

And merry holidays to you !

[bones8726]

omg your back

[MyMyMyTelephone]

You're back! Yes!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Yes, you're back! :D

[jeremyadamcaldwell]

its about time

[kitkatkid09]

glad ur back! but im a little confused. the boy was eaten?

[VioletHill26]

omg ur back!

[MikeFromCA]

first time I saw the title of this video I thought it said "Little Penis and Gasoline" that would have been a scarier title.

[feefeenou]

So glad to see you're back and just as delightfully creepy as ever. 8D

[MrsNinaT]

Well shit, arrest the guy who played Santa that day and that's that.

[419nimmy]

But who was Santa?

[insanitybook]

This one was incredibly sad. It makes me so excited to see my nieces and nephews tomorrow, and to hug them.

[lydiaa15]

Oh my gosh. Never trust a mall Santa.

[antonia9617]

@Copper0Bre

haha :D yeah thank u for that :D !

[cvsnoster]

I rly like your voice but I dont know why I cant understand you ._. im not an english-speaking (is this right?) but... i usually understand...

[totallyAud]

YAY! IM GLAD UR BACK!

i love ur vids <3333

[Moggle08]

Glad to see you're still alive and just as CrEePy as ever. (Why did YouTube not inform me of this until now?)

[BakaSurvivor2102]

11 people have no soul.

[BlowfishShorts]

GOD YES, I WAS SO WORRIED.

BEST DAY EVER!

[esoterikizm]

question. do you right all these stories yourself and would you be willing to to read stories submitted by other people. thanks. love ya. even though you creep me out :D

[DaftBrian]

I missed you too much

[meroko15701]

This video was very very creepy. Glad to have you back again. Though one thing still troubles me, and that's I can't quite catch what the brother wanted for Christmas?

[AdamTiler]

That one was really sad for some reason. D:

[roy20050]

awesome your back haha

[BratcherLev]

Welcome Back.

[snowbunnygaelach]

lol one of the tags is father christmas inspirational? really??

[snowbunnygaelach]

yay make more make more! i swear these videos are addictive....

[ShwintyKat]

Love your videos <3

[TheOnlyAustinCusker]

I really missed you :/ And you sound like the blonde chick from Glee. LOL. Please, Make more. 

[kelseylaraby]

this is so weird

[yamilvlog]

please keep making more videos!!!

[canutellwhosthis]

his breath smelled of pennies and gasoline because it is the smell of blood

[sixfootrise]

@canutellwhosthis i find blood smells more like rust and salt

[ShwintyKat]

@canutellwhosthis Gasoline? Pennies I understand, but what kind of blood are you sniffing that smells like gas?

[roy20050]

@ShwintyKat the gas is an under lying smell from the copper smell from he blood.

[canutellwhosthis]

@roy20050 that is what i meant and also it smells different to teveryone especially when it is drunk and is mixed with other human remains

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Yaaaayyyyyy! I missed you and your videos so much! They are so creepy and so well made. Please don't leave again!

Also, happy holidays!

[onlyadot]

YAY!! theres more :D!!

[maniacolus]

THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

[supermariolego878]

@maniacolus What does this have to do with the video? How did you get so much tthmbs up for that pointless comment anyways?

[pure3lite1]

Thanks for coming back

[SuperChino08]

Thanx 4 coming back I love your videos!

[ahonestwoman]

it almost made me vomit!!

[antonia9617]

i'm from iceland and understand english very well , but the languge your speaking is so professional that i have to write every other word down to get the story, i still don't get this one , but your great ! love your work and your voice is so dramatic ! <3

[Copper0Bre]

@antonia9617 Aw that's cute(: if it makes you feel any better I don't really get it either (besides the fact that the mall santa ate his brother) and I'm from the US

[hairydude7]

YAY:D

[SuperNoga8]

Yay your back

[SISYPHUSECC111]

Merry Christmas LF, and God Bless!

[funnyjazzkid]

OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[martinmariboe]

yay, creepy as always :D welcome back :)

[brittanyleighomg]

OMIGOD YOU JUST RUINED MALL SANTAS FOR ME.

[AlexandraEfthymiou94]

Who else got the smell of pennies and gasoline after she said it??? Chills!

[kwkwilken]

good

[kwkwilken]

really gods though

[kwkwilken]

well I never trusted Santa anyway *creep*

[McSickNasty17]

ahh! when i read it its no where near as creepy... i shall now hide under the covers and hope that santa doesn't eat me.. (i'm 19) -.-

[WorthlessProle]

Best christmas gift.

[chapstickman34]

looooove it

[therainman1986]

I love you

[DissonanceEngineer]

It's a terrific Christmas gift just to have you back! Amazing job as always!

[silverheart95]

I'm so glad that your back!

I haven't found anything that has really given me those spine tingling chills in a while.......

Love You :D

[6The6Deadman6]

You, are a goddess.

[MigglesTheGidget]

Very creepy. And scary. I love your stories! Continue! Continue!

[Zero8654]

NEVER LEAVE AGAIN, I MISSED YOU. ;~;

[phazonalloy]

Hah, glad to have you back, comrade.

[canutellwhosthis]

wow total fear! but why pennies and gasoline? i am guessing it is the taste of blood

[tarantulady]

Best present ever, baby! Welcome back.

[DarkKrystal]

We missed you.

[kcbakeneko]

Cool. And I love how you leave that little bit of running time at the end. It just leaves us with a sense of expectation that can't be filled, just like the people in the story.

[XenaProductions123]

that was great

[Timeforthaunted]

YES! YES! YES! My heart jumped out my chest when I saw a new video. I think I died...but now I'm back, I had to...to view your videos!

[DocImpossible]

Wonderful to have you back, for the holidays. Keep up the good work.

-Doctor Impossible

[RavenHouseMystery]

Great to see you back in time for Christmas and with a nice little creepy yuletide story. Excellent job and you have a great voice for telling these little tales. Welcome back and keep up the good work. Merry Christmas.:-)

[ZSftw]

For the first time ever, you didn't start your film with the description.

[TheTwinkiefactory]

your back!!!!!!!

[Advancedgod]

Nice one, although this one was kind of goofy - what with EVVVVILL SANTA and all - and lacked your famous stinger endings. Still, welcome back, and I'm looking forward to finally seeing/hearing some more of you!

[DETNAITE]

Ah YES! I was just listening to all your videos last night. Thanks you for this Christmas Eve present, I hope you have an amazing one and good new year.

[MikeFromCA]

You're videos aren't scary to me cause I don't listen to what you say...I just listen to your voice cause it's so relaxing

[amigodemoose]

Your backkk!!!! :DDDDD

[appl327]

OMG YAY IM SO GLADE YOUR NOT DEAD....... lol 

[SlasherCheetah]

Who the fuck says "I'll have to eat your little brother PAL"

[Wurby]

Sega Genesis is small time.

[24lnssn22]

i thought you would never come back.......good to see you didn't lose your style!!!

[Elderscrolls333]

BOUT TIME TLF !!!!

[nekorur]

Thanks for the gift, TLF.

[paulebeth]

This made my Christmas eve.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Best. Christmas. Special. Ever.

[Mollydollyyyy]

Thank goodness you're making videos again.

[vexxus5]

Much appreciated to have you back. :)

[PimpeOk]

Yayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!­! Welcome back and not to late for the holidays this story was so good!!!

[Ahmenthi]

The holiday gift is much appreciated, TLF.

[WiCoHeBo]

And he was goooood too

[Shishimantaru]

I feel sad that this just made Christmas eve so much more delicious for me. D:

Happy holidays, and such. =D