MST3K - Circus on Ice

[HillbillyDean]

1) Re. the 'trained zebras:' I think we found the source of "Furries."

2) So, what nature-hating psycho decided that showing a fawn being killed was appropriate for what is ostensibly a kid's show?

[Politcalamity]

Frightening, but nowhere near as frightening as Smurfs on Ice was at the Ice Capades.

I'd love to see them tear a video of that apart.

[MelissaTwosheds]

"And now the little bareback rider exhalts in her victory over the wild beasts!"

I'm surprised they didn't riff on that- I would have.  Maybe they thought it was too easy.

[RobTFirefly]

It's easy to forget how wonderfully dark MST3K got sometimes.

[CofuciusSays]

And people actually went to see this circus on ice... Wow...

[Razzlewolfflight]

Wow...who shoots a fawn? Are we murdering BABY animals now?

[thefaboloussob]

@Razzlewolfflight Well, I do appreci8 a good veal chop occasionally. (That's a joke; I've never eaten veal nor do I want 2 knowing what veal is.)

[ninjast4r]

@thefaboloussob Suffering makes animals taste better.

[scoobyrds]

@Razzlewolfflight They've got the best meat! Yummy yummy yummy!

[pbanta62]

A dead deer and a dead dragon, both shot. This circus has a higher body-count than some episodes of CSI.

Wait... CircuS on Ice? It IS CSI!

[neomeneomine]

Suddenly, mitosis takes place!

[imagineerboi]

"And what circus would be complete without pink candy floss?"

Um, EVERY circus?

[Zapwave]

"Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered, it's fun!" XD

[RPULTZ69]

I LIke the old Reese's commercial at the start of the riff

[RogueRaven17]

3rd MST3K video in a row with the word "kill floor".

[pbanta62]

@RogueRaven17 ... and I "SAW" all three!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Hi Pro-phase!

[MyselfTheThird]

@xxPatheticEmoxx Hi anaphase!

[WalDemento999]

1:17 YES

[freebird7463]

Unshaven, stinky, and boozed up on Rumpleminsk, the hunters spray bullets into the woods! :-)

[prettysplash5bell]

"yes its sexist male fantasys on ice!"

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Please! She's an ARTIST, do not throw PENNIES at her!

[TimelordR]

After that short, i'll never look at another ice show the same way again...

[drdave34]

‎"And now, the little bareback rider exults in her victory over the wild beasts."

[ivalice1980]

"See if you can spot the men in this chorus line!" LOL

[crispycritterz]

There's just so much wrong with this...

[cjvs1604]

god, we already have to deal with struggling sports teams... must we torontonians be reminded of this?

[Bentley109]

"I am NOT a zebra!"

[tadadork]

"This way to the kill floor"

[BuffaloRocka58]

Unshaven, stinky and boozed up on Rumplmintz, the hunters spray bullets in to the forest.

[raybradhausen]

"YES!!!!!!"

"Shut up and watch the slaughter!"

"As long as you dropped before you came to the show."

[AnnoyingSquib]

I can't believe I'm saying this but at least this is better than Disney on Ice. That show is just god awful!

[barbdwyre]

Nothing made me happier as a young child than watching a playful fawn be shot by hunters.

[HaileyVerge]

"Oh! Geeze I've seen him in my nightmares"

1:23-1:40 was funny.

The zebra thing was weird.

"Suddenly she darts across thre highway *immitates noices of cars*"

"Oh she skates over her own intestines"

"And as dull as a beige room"

[ToxicWinter]

Tom's little yelp at 6:25 as they lift the woman gets me every time. I don't know why, but it never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

[AutobotLover]

prelude to the afternoon of a murder

[AvatarYoda]

I've danced ballet for over fifteen years. It's insanely hard and a lot of fun. But this ballet on ice just doesn't look good. I wonder who thought it did.

7:05. I hate to defend anything in this circus on ice, but no, it actually isn't that easy. I've done stuff like that in tap and it's just as hard sitting down.

[BionicleKid97]

First sexual zebras, next a dear dieing, then a dragon torn to shreds with bullets. What can be worse?! OH NO! IT'S BALLERINAS!

[Geckoforhire]

The only consolation is that they're all dead now!

[typacsk]

"And now a clown will deliver her eulogy." Wouldn't have surprised me, given how ill-advised the rest of this was :)

[ilikethecoke]

Venison! Venison! Venison!

[scotthebruce]

now, she can do that because she feels fresh!

[bullza001rocka]

hey you got your circus on my ice!

you got your ice on my ice!\

[purpleshamrock17]

"The newest thing in show business...KA-eroke!"

Tom's song @ 1:23 is genius!!

"Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered, it's fun!"

"Venison! Venison! Venison!"

"Women are pulled apart like fresh bread"

"Suddenly mitosis takes place"

[JoelandtheBots]

1:41 Joel laughed! That's a rarity.

[scotthebruce]

...Yes it's SEXIST MALE FANTASIES on ICE!!

--ya know, this is about when donnie and marie cut out...

[JanuarysGarnet]

We're gettin' into a weird area here...

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

Bazed on the actual case files of the toronto skating club

[GusF]

"Okay, we're getting into a weird area here."

[guilmon182]

YYES!!!!!

[CP1977]

"Venison! Venison! Venison!" ROFLMAO

[scotthebruce]

viscera is trailing from her stomach. the meat will not be good

[gecko44144]

"Vomit sprays out in a beautiful technicolor dream"

[lizziebabes90]

She's got a sheep's butt.

[JohnEBProductions]

Oh god. This short gets me through Monster A-Go-Go

[HenryvKeiper]

Tom's song at 1:23 - I saw this as a kid, and my dad was watching this with me. He broke out laughing at that part, and it's become a running joke for us ever since.

[Iamafishproductions]

These two girls they make quite a pair,

They both come from your worst nightmare

They will haunt you so forever and

Now when you see pink, you're gonna think, "We're doomed!"

They are agents of Satan...

[KentuckyKid84]

PLEASE don't tell me people in the 1940s actually found this entertaining.

"Yes, it's dehumanized, objectified circus on ice!!!"

[Mecha04]

"Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered"

[rtngolem]

That whole lady being shot on ice was a bit pg-13 for circus. Seriously that would make me cry if i was 8.

[ladycplum]

"Vomit sprays out in a beautiful technicolor dream"

[lmaunkst]

These 2 girls they make quite a pair. They both come from your worst nightmare. They will haunt your soul forever. And now when you see pink your gonna think "We're doomed!"  They are agents of Satan...!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"He shoots!"

He scores!

Suddenly, mitosis takes place! The DNA strands separate in a dazzling display of colors!

[great86scott]

hi prophase!

LOL

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hi Anaphase! XD

[mgoggles33]

Bring it Back!!! Bring it back now!! It is even funnier the 10th time than the first!!

[roberste]

"Yes, it's 'Jules and Jim' on ice." I got that reference real quick on my first viewing of this (on Comedy Central), along with the Bella Abzug reference. A real hoot!

[anesthesiac]

she can do this cause she feels FRESH.

lmao

[DocTheTurtle]

"They are agents of Satan...."

[Falcovsleon20]

"And now a clown will deliver her eulogy."

[prancingponyofdoom]

"hi prophase" "hi anaphase"

rofl

[jj48]

"Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered. It's fun!"

[Iocelot]

Announcer: "And now, the spotlight falls on a world of delicate lovliness."

Crow: "And kills them!"