George Carlin: All My F**kbombs (The George Carlin F-Bomb Reel)

[rockerfurby10]

Him putting his hands in the air around 8:34 in the middle of a healthy stream of fucks made me laugh. It's class.

[robertman97]

Fuck...



[DepthCharg3]

3:14 lol

[shadowdanxiv]

who the fuck is this and how the fuck do i find fucking videos of him?

[idiosyncrazy1980]

Never gonna fuck you up

Never gonna fuck you down

Never gonna fuck around and disert you

You've just been fuck-rolled.

[zpull77]

Just found out that Bama got into the BCS title game and this went through my head.

Another 6 weeks of this crap for the 3rd straight year. Time to leave Alabama.

[TehRunar]

Fuck.

[videogameobsession]

9 people don't like the "F-word".... FUCK 'EM!

[davidfrom74]

George Carlin was an awesome motherfuckin' dude who dropped an entire gargantuan amount of fuck words during his fucking amazing career.

[Stinky95030]

wow u have lots of time on your fucking hands

[yakeduli]

@Stinky95030

I used to...college kinda changed all of that.

[xXdEaThSeQuEnCeXx]

to. much. FUUUCCK. *HEAD EXPLODES*

[Banzay27]

Between 2001 and 2005... he fucking remained the same old fuck. Top guy.

[kmeans1983]

I want this for my ringtone.

[JewsusTehChrist]

"Fuck fuckin grapes."

[Strangepete]

Fuck! This is fucking awesome! Fuck...

[Dhalamar]

Holy fuck. Fucking amazing. Great fucking job. :P

[WillRennar]

4:08 - A summary on all the dislikers.

[SeroDarkmount]

as soon as it starts getting old, it gets great again :)

[SeroDarkmount]

best thing ive ever seen lol

[seans63lemansSD]

Panda fucking!

[peaceandmetal88]

It makes me sad to see the end of It's Bad For Ya...knowing that only a couple months later...anyways, you could see the progression of how pissed off he gets over the years at our screwed up world. He started getting sick I think with his heart condition in 2005, you can see that first in Life is Worth Losing. Even then, he still went out and delivered great shows.

Joe Bless You, George.

[USgovernmentLies]

I fucking love George Carlin. My hero.

[ngomez0077]

GET THE FUCK OFF THE DANCE FLOOR

[EpedemicOptikz]

i'm surprised i sat through this whole thing lol.

[oldiesfan60]

priceless.. ty for the ultimate george

[HartsChannel]

6:06 F**k your grandma XD

[HartsChannel]

3:04 lol

[dogstarserious]

perfect way to end that ......thank u

[dogstarserious]

he's b proud!

[Word4329]

LOTS of FUCKING going on here. lol

[Antoniocool86]

3:30 FUCK YOU!

[jumpinstuff111]

what a fucking iron man. nobody loved comedy more than carlin

[futbolfever90]

haha you get to watch him gradually change physical appearance, but that's about it

[yxrcbszg]

"Roller Fucking" =) 

[Titsbongripsnbeer420]

Motherfucker how did you get my phone number?  Lot's of fucking overhere. The Fuck is strong. I am fuck. fuck fuck fuck the rock. Fuck you!

[Rman267]

thumbs up if you think Carlin holds the world record for saying the word fuck

[idiosyncrazy1980]

@Rman267 There's some tough competition on that turf, starting with his idol Joe Pesci, or Robert de Niro, Al Pacino, Jennifer Carpenter as Debra Morgan... (who said in the – shitty – 6th season of Dexter : "I don't give a fuck who you fuck, just don't fuck with my investigation, you fuck!")

[deffenbaugh85]

thanks for all your hard work. I'm sure it took forever

[hellraiser666789]

This is what I am saying with Harper getting a majority in Canada.

[MrRockmanraul]

ummmmmmmmmmm

[Xanatos712]

Reminds me of the In Bruges special feature.

watch?v=jDyEbUUpiLc

[thomasmm1988]

i heard like a question what the fuck is fucking

[thomasmm1988]

has anyone tried to count the fucks?

[mocurio]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! I am just laughing my lungs out anytime I hear George Carlin say, "Fuckfuckfuck Fuck . . . " I can't stop laughing when I listen to this. I have to pause the video just to stop laughing. Great Job, Yakeduli! Wow! Now back to the Fuck video.

[ibmental]

This is....FUCKIN amazing!!! Great fuckin job Yakeduli!

[gildarius]

Fuck Micky Mouse!

[musthyzz]

i like the part when he says Fuck !

[HartsChannel]

if he saw this he would be like " damn, did i really say it that much?"

[soma1509]

Let's play a drinking game...

[HartsChannel]

@soma1509 Favorite comment so far

[jmbrock7]

Did he say fuck?

[Paladinmarche]

@jmbrock7 Fuck YEA!

[cryptoquip27]

someone should count

[darko7227]

good job brooo ! please tell the pilot that..EL MARSHAL CARLIN SAID: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[powermasterjazz]

this is the greatest video ever made

[yanks00234]

how many fucks was that?

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

I like the part where he said fuck

[killzone00666]

mongolian clusterfuck!!!!

[parkercadie1]

It was actually depressing towards the end when we see a frail looking Carlin in his last performance. At that point, I was silent-not laughing. 

[vietbuhletz]

imagine how much editing there is

[yakeduli]

@vietbuhletz

Yeah...this took me MONTHS to edit. xD

[killzone00666]

@yakeduli holy shit! but it was worth it!!!

[srqdriftmike]

8 people dont like fuck

[yxrcbszg]

@yakeduli 2:29 where did you get that part from=)

Mad Fuckin Funny!!!

[yakeduli]

@yxrcbszg

"Carlin On Campus"

[BearGrylIs]

HOORAAY LIZARD SHIT FUCK!

[TSARMOTAF]

singing "i should have fucked ol' what's her name..." bwhahahahaha!

[Iconoclastithon]

Holy FUCK! Nearly pissed myself! lol!

[xXCrazysteve25Xx]

HOLY SHIT I DIED LAUGHING!

[BM151]

This made me dizzy!

F**k you , f**k off, Mongolian Cluster-F**k

LMFAO!

[Seej1982]

This is just as hilarious as Lewis Black's Distilled Profanity video that got taken off here. Absolutely fucking great!

[yxrcbszg]

SNAP ~ Crackle ~ Fuck Him

I died in my seat laughing

[yxrcbszg]

1:25 - 1:33

Oh Fuck he's having a seizure

[WillRennar]

I like bouncing between 3:20 and 4:29 m'self.

"He's gonna tell me where he's going...I'll tell ya where you're going! You're goin' THIRTY FEET UP IN THE FUCKIN' AIR is where you're goin'! Bada-BOOM, muthafucka!!"

[alonee810]

lots of fucking going on in here..........

[mcwilliams162]

fuck him and his balls, XD XD lmao

[Morrbyd]

the only thing I can say is:

fuck. XD

[Hallinilla9]

Interesting watching him age to the word fuck.

[ExplorerDS6789]

1:38- Fucked a cop fucker?

[mimatooo]

George Carlin is the only person who can say FUCK and fill it with love and passion!

[cardsmaster12]

I love the part were he says FUCK

[geekmeisterlh]

Lots of fucking going on here.

[Formutha]

10 minutes of fucking.

[Spartan038lverr]

someone should count all the "fucks"

[IlyssaS]

Those 5 dislikes need to get fucked. lmao

[tbirddddd]

The 5 people who didn't like this video can fuck off.

[goob67896]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin, fucker, fuckin, fuck you,

[gorkanshveil2]

Fuck this isnt good... now i cant stop saying fuck!

[LynxCoding]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[redskinritchie]

@ 5:43 is the place to be :D

[TheKenTerry]

Wow, I have just been mind fucked.

[swissarmyremote]

Nope not me, Bullshit, fuck you, up yours, get laid, eat shit, jack me off, suck this, I don't need parts that badly...

[70srocker4life]

@swissarmyremote I'm not that sick ;P

[DimethyLithiium]

Did anyone manage to count how many times he said fuck?

[irnoname]

I like the part where he said "fuck".

[TimothyOakes]

LMAO hahaha oh man Im laughing so hard im almost in tears over here..great compilation of every fuckin' fuck Carlin says

[buffonl26]

imagine this vid's censored

[lopy78]

Next time my teacher tells me not to use bad words in speech class, ill just play this clip.

[jlsmsu12]

fucking studio audience fuckin' and killin' snap, crackle, fuck him Mongolian cluster fuck roller fucking hooray, lizard shit, FUCK fuckin' buy a loaf of bread? republican motherfuckers live in fucking Pennsylvania! fuckin' Romanian army corpse fuckers fuck Mickey Mouse Panda fucking fuck everybody now that I think of it fucking economy get the fuck off the dance floor Franky's Fuckery sleep and fuck fuck you people shut your fuckin' cake-hole shoot the fuck and walk away

[dryllmnca]

whoever doesn't enjoy this video, FUCK them

[hoagly]

Fuck! FuckFuckFuckingFuckYouFuckHimF­uckeryFuckerFuck 

[acronus]

I counted around 850.

[acronus]

@acronus

Oh ya, and fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

[ntm25]

Fuck yeah!

[lilmike398]

I LOVE this video.

[ProtestantIRA]

anybody got a count of how many times he dropped the f bomb in this? got to be at least a thousand....or close.

[highmountain0]

WFT, FAF LMFAO, FU

THIS DUDE IS NEVER MAKING IT TO FUCKING HEAVEN.

[Tiamat583]

funny as hell and worth the 10 minutes! but needs other cuss words, like shit, bitch, goddamn, anything!

[battleaxisbamm]

AWESOME! ahaha

[WillRennar]

Not me! Bullshit, fuck you, up yours, get laid, eat shit, drop dead, jack me off, suck this, I don't need parts that badly, I'm not that sick!

[BoIivarDan]

I don't think i can ever say Fuck again.... LOL

[MultiMEGAHERTZ]

04:47 motherfucking,fucking cowboy hat! please check it out

[iJ3NIU5]

Ironic that he censored fuck out in the title ain't it? :D

[DirectorGuy13]

LOL at 2:30, "Roller Fucking!"

[chrisjames1962]

Sleep and Fuck. Hilarious!!!

[cyrilzero]

over 50 years of the word FUCk in 10 minutes. GENIUS!!!

[Katakuna51]

10 minutes of epicness. Carlin made swearing sound like poetry.

By the way, what does he mean by "I never fucked a ten, but one night, i fucked five twos"?

[ThePsychoReturns]

He never fucked a girl who was physically a perfect 10/10, but one night, he fucked five girls who were 2/10.

[yakeduli]

@ThePsychoReturns

thanks for the perfect explanation lol

[tringi666]

8:42 ...my favorite one

[scorcher59]

Fucking cowboy hat HAHAHAHAHA

[MysticLycium]

no pun intended.. but fuck Dragonforce :] __________Real power metal <3

[engfant]

THANK YOU FOR THIS MOVIE!

[SpinnerMC]

Rest in fucking peace!

[didaludi]

0:54 - 1:06 ROFLMFAO! XD

[sad0happy]

Best. Compilation. Ever.

[beastman5566]

The best part was when he said fuck.

[boiledhooker]

Jesus, what a barrage!

[405mikey91]

what show is there at 3:30 where he says ''fuckin' Romanian army''????

[yakeduli]

@405mikey91

I believe it's "What Am I Doing In New Jersey?"

[ThatsAwesomeAndStuff]

For me the highlight of this video was "Mongolian Clusterfuck"

[lilmike398]

Amazing all this fit into 10 minutes!!!!

[h3lldw3ll3r]

If someone would censor this vid the result would be techno ... Love it, thanks George Carlin for the lessons of life.

[UltimoLatino]

That was alot of FUCKING F-bombs!

[WillRennar]

4:29 - That's now my battle cry any time someone dies at my hand in any kind of game.

*hits the slide point on the Sorry! board, knocks a player's pawn out* Bada-BOOM, mothafucka!

[tmprogram]

great vid!

[gspendlove]

On George's gravestone it should say, "George Denis Patrick Carlin; May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008; One beloved motherfucker." I think he'd've liked that.

[WillRennar]

@8:41 - My response to anyone who found this video offensive. (Actually, my response to a -lot- of bullshit in the world...George just says it so much better than I ever could.)

[vigilante11485]

"Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it!"

-Greatest line in history!

[PlanBlueEh]

10 mins of gold LOL

[Ninjamonkey767]

"LOTSA FUCKING GOING ON HERE!"

[AjaPuppy]

If I die from laughing too hard, I'm coming back to haunt you

[LinkinRocker2008]

"I am Fuck, who are you? Fuck of the mountain."

[piggycovington]

"fuck everyone, now that i think of it"... fucking awesome.

[hbknutjack]

no one ever said the word fuck better, and with as much force as george did.

[mkuemmerle]

fuck! fucking fuckers fucking fucked!

[SleepyDario]

FUCK

[123PWNT]

From the old show where he's wearing the blue shirt: "Fuck you! Fuck you, you fuck! Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with, some kind of a fuckhead? Fuck you! Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with, me? Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck over you! You fuck with me and you get fucked, you fuck! I'm the fucker! Don't fuck with the fucker!"

[jlsmsu12]

franky's fuckery  LOL

[albokid52]

lol what the fuck

[AxAgent666]

"Snap...crackle...and fuck HIM."

"Fuck everybody now that I think of it!"

[GIRLY44EMO]

FUCK A MONKING BIRD OMFG MY FAV :)

[35FILMPROJECTION11]

What can I say, except fucking fanfuckingtastic. I was dusty for about an hour after watching this thankyou. I used to look forward to his shows every couple of years now I am eternally saddened by his death he was a unique man who I loved and respected he taught me so much about myself and the irony of the human condition there will never be anybody and I mean anybody who be able to fill this man's shoes rest in peace Georgie

[andrew18651]

ROLLER FUCKING!!!

[snarkaholic]

This is the best thing I've come across on Youtube in a REALLY long time. Thanks for making this, it's on my iPod now!

[rypro525]

fuck mickey mouse, fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick

[pedigreeY2J]

Mongolian clusterfuck !

[Th3RantDoctor]

resit in peace you fucking genius

[HOLLNAIER]

Good old George...a giant among men.

[balaamsafe]

08:02 retrospective irony

[yakeduli]

TOTALLY

[Th3RantDoctor]

07:29

[Baloth86]

Anyone ever counted the Fucks in this Vid?

[yakeduli]

There's 879 of them I think.

[Baloth86]

@yakeduli Whow... I ecpected something about 500 - 600 ^^

[operaghostandkitty]

HOORAY, LIZARD SHIT, FUCK!

[ATL45]

snap, crackle, fuck him

ROLLER FUCKING

Frankie's Fuckery!

but after 6 weeks, facts are facts, fuck you, you're dead.

one of my favorites, not included in its entirety:

fuck brad and everybody who looks like brad!

[megirlyouboy]

Awesome fuckin video! I love that you chose not to cut th MOST EPIC phrases ever spoken! Fuckee, fucker and fuckaroo!

[MetalOliver]

never fucked a 10 but one night i fucked 5 2s :D r.i.p old fuck.

[neonfox3]

BadaBOOM! mother fucker!!

[azeedalilweezylova]

Greates vid ever!!! I want this as my rigtone!

[BFL0W]

Mongolian Clusterfuck~!

[qpSubZeroqp]

lol it dawned on me, imagine all the saliva on all of those microphones from all the years he performed.. just a random thought.. btw awesome job!! it was great i loved every fuck in this video!! fuckity, fuck fuck fuck

[qpSubZeroqp]

lmao, im watching it atm, im at 4:50, im loving this!!! im gonna watch this till the fucking end!!

[Idolcruisefix]

"every poet becomes a cynic." who said this? i say the good poets r always cynics...Carlin saw himself as a poet later in his career. making art out of words...sounds right.-----this video was a gem for fans of the legendary man. no career in this field seems to come close in popularity and length. can anyone thing of any other comidian who comes close in the industry?...dangerfield, the SNL people, no one has done what he did, nd because of the time period, he is the king of comedy, i say

[danecook321]

I never fucked a ten but on night I fucked five twos!

[lilmike398]

The parts I like are: 2:00-02,2:11-12,8:07-11. Those in my opinion are definitely the ****IN' BEST!! Thanks again for posting!

[BlackSkullRacer613]

After that, hey, facts are facts. Fuck you; you're dead (crosses out name). Out you fucking go.

[z0573r]

not me, bullshit, fuck you, up yours, get laid, eat shit, drop dead, jack me off, suck this