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  • oh man i thought it was real

    how dissapointed am i?

  • You have to get the last word, lol. Classic sign of umadbro.

  • I want that game... NOAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­W

  • i want board game like that....

  • Terrible Trailer :(

  • the settlers 7 is boring, settler 6 is better

  • This tells me everything i could want to know about the game..

  • WTF GUYS CUT THIS BULLSHIT IT'S JUST AN ADVERT. IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT THE WINNER IS A WOMAN. IT COULD ALSO BE A MAN. WHO CARES? IF ANY OF YOU REALLY WEREN'T SEXISTS YOU WOULD NOT GIVE A SHIT OF THE WINNER'S GENDER. OMFG. Caps Rage Ftw.

  • 2:05 Laptop lags.

  • The girl is using HACK

  • they will do everything to attract women in the game world because they are bigger consumers than men money, money, money ... xDDD

  • Guys, guys dont complain about the woman winning the game.

    The main question is, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

  • @FalloutNVplayah The question is, why Tech?

  • women always win... such a sexist world

  • I WANT A FUCKING GAMEBOARD LIKE THAT

  • I wish u could actually play like that D:

  • i so wish i could do that in real life

  • Nobody cares about sexism, they are here to for Settlers 7: Parves to a Kingdom

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  • She has an apple and a bottle of water on her table when she plays the game.

    When I play the game there is CocaCola and chips on the table xD

  • @labarinthofdream o yes or the CONSTANT COMPLAINING ABOUT GOODS NOT BEEING ON TIME.. dear god you need to be somekind of marketing expert to get the whole infrastruction to work. the game is called settlers for crying out loud i want to make a decent settlement. still think they should have gone back to the way settlers 1 till 4 played. especially loved 4. this game is like playing a table top game thats raped by a computervirus then molested by a overweight chicken served on a silver plate.

  • It's not a terrible game, but I had to reduce settings to zilch to get it to work on my computer, and even then it lags. I don't know why, as my computer is about a year old and plays Spore perfectly. I guess that sort of refutes what I just said about it not being terrible as I've never actually played it long enough to find out.

    I think that an actual board game would be a lot more fun. Perhaps someone ought to do that some day?

  • paths to a kingdom ? dont make me laugh. what kingdom ? you got these weird tiles on wich you can build. all the stuff you build doesnt make any sense and your cities look like a bunch of thrown togheter buildings with some roads inbetween. it failed on both the citybuilding style of the more newer settlers games and it failed on the fun gameplay of the older ones. wasted my cash on this one

  • this settlers game is to cartoonish for me, plus i think the way you fight is just retarded...

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  • who else is looking at this because its on steams ubisoft week :D

  • So unrealistic...how can a woman win at anything??

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  • @searchengine27 Sounds like 28 dudes have no penis.

  • @Plarzmo sounds like somebody is mad

  • @searchengine27 * looks at searchengine27's profile.... * Ooooohhhh, lol I understand now. Looks like my conclusion was correct. :P

  • @Plarzmo no, still "looks" like your mad...why would you stalk peoples pages??? cuzumadbro???? crymoar

  • @searchengine27 Grow a penis :) "bro"

  • @Plarzmo crymoarbro

  • @searchengine27 You have to get the last word, lol. Classic sign of having no penis.

  • @searchengine27 Because they only win in advertising.

  • @searchengine27 It is the only way for them to buy a game. lol

  • It would be fun if we can play like that :D

  • Explain why I dont have a board gamelike that in my table???

  • @MonsterHunter4554 I want eet!

  • @MonsterHunter4554 ill tell you why...because reality sucks !!! to have something like this we have to wait for 200 more years... look we dont even have a proper flying cars... or a jet pack yet...how sad..and what the hell happened to the hover board...

  • dont get this game, it gave me a product code that didn't even work

  • first one with an abbey keeps the victory point for ever so she cant ''take'' his abbey victory point...

  • How much does that board game cost? about 2,000 dollars?

  • as if a woman would win

  • lag!

  • i love the settlers

  • thumbs up for a future board game ^^

  • lol that guy with hes black hair.. look at hes laugh haha

  • hhaha It's best game I ever played

  • awwww well thats so cute ^^

  • I need help at mission 9 ... the one with me against the three of my strongest enemies.. I have tried reaching 5 victory points... But i just can't protect my territories! I've tried again and again to keep the third sector to the right, so i could take over the special sector... But the constructers are too slow with the upgrade of my outpost.. I cant hold my enemy back.. :/ please help me!?

  • why is it hard to find like this, but once you look the first thing pops out is age of empire..... ugh!

  • Sprinkle money around your town for an easy victory point.

  • btw do you win in this game automaticaly if you get a certain amount of victory points?

  • @sterob01 nop theres an 3 min count down...people can stop u.. or they can kill ur casltle and they win

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    direct2drive.tellapal.com/a/cl­k/nF2D1

  • Lol her laptop lags

  • The gamer chick wins the match. Wow that trailer was predictable.

  • oh stragetry but love the trailer so funny!

  • This game is good... but there are parts of it that are just unbelievable bad.

  • wow that commerical is so true, build a wall and ride it out (like west germany) or try to bum rush with your big ass army, while the other dude destroys your city while your army attacks a wall. its easy to win with good management and ecomonic skills

  • im 14... i have alot of imagination A HOLE!

  • fuck youbitch

  • O meu próximo vício!!!

    XD

  • sucks you cant play illimination gamemode.. not stupid victory points OMG its soo gay... the game could had been better if more game mode options is available... Wiping races is more fun than stupid victory points.... its just too feminist gay!..

  • The guys who marketed RUSE got lazy and decided to reuse their ideas.

  • Watch out if you buy this game, the trailer makes it look easy to win, IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO SPRINKLE MONEY IN YOUR TOWN!!! First you need gold, then a mint, then food for the people at the mint.

  • The girl was hacking

  • @SCBianchi Thats how you win. Duh.

  • i bought the settlers heritage of kings, my laptop meats all the requirments, i turn it on, the game starts, it goes fine and hten in the middle of the level or whatever it just turns off. nd i mean like black out, cause after that i have to unplug the whole thing and set it up again. can anyone help.

  • ok, it loooks AWESOME as the board game, but at the end it sucks on the laptop

  • Will my laptop run this game? My specs are

    Processor : Intel® CoreTM i5-460M, 2.53GHz

    Graphics : NVIDIA® GeForce® GT 425M 1GB

    Memory : 6 GB 1066MHz DDR3-SDRAM ??? Please tell me

  • @n18brad

    Are u trying to show off?

  • @pcgamefan360 Mate on my life i asking seriously will it run it?

    Iv never needed to know about game cars and ram ect.. because i just normally use my laptop for word. Will it then??

  • @n18brad Yeah it will run it fine.He thinks your taking the piss cos its well within specs.If your not sure about a game just google for its system requirements.

  • @JooHaxDemoTaken Thanks :)

  • I mean 1:02

  • At 1:2 it looks like that woman is going to kiss that guy, or blow him away. Or maybe eiting him xD

  • Love it

  • Just love it, hard to catch the production versus the consumption of the settlers at first, but once you get it ; your're in for a good battle and great war...!

  • hey guys can i play this game without internet connection if i can.....can someone reply?

  • @dandelbert09 Yes you need a constant meduim connection to play..

  • @SuperGoldenslumber your wrong dude ive played it without internet connection.,.,.,., ive fixed it

  • @dandelbert09 no, sorry. i too was abit worried, but it turns out its ok after all :)

  • Really nice trailer!

  • Check out my piano rendition of Yukon Trail!

  • Only if

  • this game has let me down in so many ways... the previous one was bether... more mature to...

    the building is ok but they tottally messed up the combat system...

  • @ut2k4fareo But on the other hand, this game has a great cracktro!

  • the future of board gaming baby! Hell Yeah

  • What laptop is she using???

  • i just got this game and it's a lot of fun

  • that would be a good inventions, a interactive board game

  • is this online???

  • HAHA HE SAYS PARVS TO A KINGDOM

  • @Adam030493 hahahahha, you made me laugh so fuckin hard

  • @Adam030493 Its the posher way of saying paths if you live in england or whatever xD

  • Of course the woman wins! Otherwise they would get attacked by feminists!

  • @voro122 Because the men have to win why?

  • @voidlam The gaming industry is male dominated.

  • @voro122 That has no relevance to why a man has to win.

  • @voidlam This isn't only in games, it's in the media in general. Whenever there's a competion between a man or a woman in some sort of commercial, the woman wins most of the times. Whenever there's someone getting hit or hurt it's usually the man. Why? Because if it was the woman it would be considered abuse. And when it comes to this video; Probably 95% or more of hardcore gamers are men. This is a hardcore title. Now if the man would've won, feminist gamers would get upset, believe me.

  • @voro122 Yet they didn't, instead a woman won, and you're upset because of it.

    Practice what you preach et al.

  • @voidlam Sigh.. Look, the stereotypical gamer is a man. And just because of that, they want to make woman win.

  • @voro122 You're moaning about people moaning.

    Dude, get over it, a woman won a hypothetical match, if you have such a problem either complain to the people who made the advert, or tell them to make another advert where the man wins.

    Relying on chance, a woman will win a math against a man, and a man will win a match against a woman, stop acting so butt-hurt.

  • @voidlam I'm not butthurt by the fact that a woman won, I'm butthurt by the fact that people (such as feminists) get all upset whenever the woman is represented as the weaker role in pretty much any occasion.

  • @voro122 No one got upset but you.

  • @voidlam Well obviously 81 people agrees with me, I guess they're kind of upset as well? May I ask you why you even bothered to reply to me in the first place?

  • @voro122 1000 people might agree with you, but you're the one who's complaining.

    No feminist has come to this channel and complained, only you.

  • @voidlam Dude, you're taking my comment WAY to seriously.

  • @voro122 Dude, you're the one moaning about feminists, and how the woman had to win, you're the one who's taken the advert too seriously.

  • @voidlam Ever heard of a thing called ''sarcasm''?

  • @voro122 Sarcasm wouldn't reach this far, you got butt hurt and now you dunno how to be a man about it while crying about women.

    Cool story.

  • @voidlam I over exaggerated it on purpose you dope! You're the one who started this discussion anyways.

  • @voro122 No, I replied, lullz, you started a discussion.

    If you wanted it as sarcasm, why you drag it on about 10 comments before finally crying sarcasm.

  • @voidlam That comment is 10 months old, How am I supposed to predict that some random person is going to question my opinions 10 months in the future? End of discussion. Have a nice day.

  • @voro122 Lol, wtf, regardless if someone asked you 10 years in the future, all you gotta do is reply "it was sarcasm" like a herpderp, but instead you drag it on.

    So explain what relevance "how am I supposed to predict.." has on anything?

  • @voidlam This is getting all confusion. Yes, I did over exaggerated on purpose. BUT I have a strong opinion. If you have a problem with that, fine. Look at this video: /watch?v=4JA4EPRbWhQ&feature=r­elmfu

    Then you'll might understand where I'm coming from.

  • @voro122 Lol, anyway, I understand women can be sexist, and I am annoyed when sexism is against men, but for fuck sake, don't you think you went OTT?

    The chances are a woman WILL win against a man.

    This is all this advert shown, that possibility happening.

    If the advert went on to show her gossiping and gloating about it with her female friends who all had anti-men t-shirts on, THEN I could understand where you were coming from, but you attacked the wrong advert.

  • @voro122 I do apologize if I came across aggressive in my comments, but while sexism is just fucking retarded against either gender, there wasn't sexism in this advert.

    It was an online battle, someone was bound to win.

  • If this game was like this i would buy it

  • whats that song with trumpets?

  • Where to find crack for this game....I bought original game but somethings wrong....can anyone tell me where to download crack :((

  • @shadownikola13 you can also go back to the store or a special gamestore the can help or just send a email to the makers

  • @shadownikola13 search in google for "Settlers 7 Razor1991" or Settlers 7 SKIDROW

  • settlers are always awesome so underrated

  • This game...has evolved so much ;~;

    Nostalgia...

  • @RenegadeOfSerenade the one i played was way to hard this one looks lot easyer

  • Settlers 8 Rick Rolled

  • beiutiful game nice storyline cool gameplay and nice ending

  • Now THAT is a fucking cool board-game!

  • nice groins.

    my dick is hard

  • This game may not be the best Strategy, but it has a damn good soundtrack!

  • This trailer is very well done but it´s too like mainstream. It´s making the game like for everyone. I think that first Settlers was very hardcore game...

  • is there boats in this one, coz i was very disapointed coz theres no boatsin the settlers heritage of kings

  • please if anyone knows how to switch off the victory point system in settlers 7 please write it down there or send me some advice to mr.elistr@seznam.cz I couldn''t find any mode to do that (I can't do some serious fights in that game of those points :( .... )

  • its spelt "board" games

  • lol that would be the most abdass and at the same time WTF bord game in the history of manking

  • lol

  • This game isint of my taste. I find it extremly difficult, to satisfy the iron resource, and I never seem able to have the economy running.

  • this ganme athis game only looks fun but it sucks!!!

  • @YaNaYyyM This game is great, you just suck at it. It's difficult, something you little kids know nothing about in the video game world. Everything is set to easy mode.

  • @phadedlife well  i finished anno 1404!!!

    anno 1404 IS an example of a great fucking game!

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  • Is this game coming out for Mac (Glass) tables?

  • I still find myself whistling the theme of Settlers 2 sometimes. xD

  • why are games going from medevil to the 1700s

  • fuckings hacks

  • Dam, missed out, don't have a table big enough for the board.

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  • IS THIS COMING OUT FOR MAC?

  • I WANT THIS GAME!!!

  • Clearly she was using a trainer ;-)

  • I heard that this game has a nice cracktro.

  • Good game

  • Well that told me fuck all about the game.

  • Nice MSI laptop lol bitch cheats otherwise the other guys wouldn't have lost and would have pwned her badly!

  • What A nice game

  • I got the game and it's fantastic. You CAN zoom in while playing the game.

  • lol her laptop laggs!...

  • @PapagiannisWoW i saw that, lol

  • yea if it was a board game like this i`d have it before it came out in the store.but i dont have it...yet :)

  • if the game was like this (a bord game like in this video) i would have been a game bord nerd! XD

    thumbs up for future game bording! XD

  • @xXZombiFreakXx Hologram technology, some freaky tech stuff, and it's all reality :D

    And hell yeah, the players would feel like a real god!

  • @xXZombiFreakXx game board rpgs are like this, they just require a lot of imagination which kids these days do not have

  • fail at the end of the video the game laggs haha

  • @DorisOBettan maybe it's only your computer :P

  • I don't play a lot of different PC games but I would love a new RTS game. Anyone got a suggestion for a really fun one? Cheers

  • @PeaceIsRad Try Age Of Emopires 3

  • hallo paul

  • Why can't you zoom in like this in the game? Unless it's just because I am playing on the lowest quality with no effects because my graphics card is shit. If the quality is better can you zoom in farther?

  • Looks like fun... Gotta love the motion tracking and green screening!

  • What an awesome commercial. Still don't know much about the game but it's a very nice creation.

  • this is why i dont do religions. the gods play with you in this very same way.