Maar dan nog 1 vraag; Hoe kan het dat mannen dit wel als zaadcelletje snappen, maar dit vermogen/deze vaardigheid totaal verliezen op het moment dat ze er weer uitgeperst worden?
Brilliant!
But still one question: How is it that men when they still are a cel of sperm understand how to treat and tempt women, but loose this ability / skill totally from the moment they are pressed out again? ;-)
Considering that lady's body is an artistic masterpiece, I find it hard to believe, Biblically speaking, that God would create man first whose body stinks like a goat and looks incomplete. I never give credit for incomplete work.
With that being said, God actually starts to sound sexist. Am I missing anything else?
don't you think I know that "you dork"? I know that "swimmed" isn't in the English language. Hell, people post things that doesn't exist of the English language ALL THE TIME, and I know you know don't say "the word 'Insert Word Here' does not exist in the English language, you dork" to ALL the people that either misspell a word or whose word doesn't exist in the English language! You think you're perfect, don't you? NOBODY'S PERFECT ON EARTH!
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!! Oh BTW, if you're going to say "Go back and play your fucking video games" remember that NOBODY'S PERFECT, so when you're in your room saying to yourself "I'm the perfect [insert gender here], and everyone is imperfect like moldy cheese", go out there and say that to the U-taker. You don't know who you're talking too! I could be the Undertaker himself! Or I could be a hacker! The truth is, you don't know who you're talking too! And I already know I don't know I'm talking!
i really shouldn't have laughed as hard as i did.
ZombehGirl 2 days ago
lol
teceyS3 1 week ago
@ 00 :17 Chuck Norris Enters..
mywillfull 1 week ago
gail :D
Lottimausi2011 2 weeks ago
This vagina seems to be small
xm4rv 2 months ago
And that, kids, is how Barry White was born.
UrAnus1231 2 months ago
I was looking at cameras two minutes ago????????
xbonkedx 2 months ago
how did i get here?!
mraids0 2 months ago
Lol this is a Belgian commercial. It was on television a couple of years ago.
KingBuFird 3 months ago
Lol i won!
yungmula35 3 months ago
so kids....this is where baby's comes from :)
amanda0010 3 months ago
hahahahha LOL can be only one! (((:
hanica2005 3 months ago
How the hell did I get from drag racing to this?
soccermario1 3 months ago
this wouldve made Health class much more fun -_-
70Dathiel 4 months ago
again the weird part of youtube
TheOwnageStudios 4 months ago
its woud be funnier if the sperma with the rose dont com in too ^^
xXCrytinXx 4 months ago
Gender Age
Male 45-54
Male 35-44
Male 55-64
Worrying?
AnneMarieIsHere 4 months ago
lol haha :)))))
FpAlexikk 4 months ago
i'm unlucky to see this, i cannot give birth to my boyfriend
nnirmal20 4 months ago
This video lastet longer than the average male sexual performance during intercourse.
696mephisto 4 months ago
AHH okay now i know how it is
MisterNightwish1 4 months ago
casual bit 'o' barry white playin lol
MrSlayer42 5 months ago
How the fuck did I get here.
MaSuItElIf3 5 months ago 9
LOL
skinchen 5 months ago
an this kids.. this is how justin beave was made... from ONE GAY SPERM^^
schneggedigger 6 months ago
what's the name of the song at 0:15 ?
RaduRocker1994 6 months ago
@RaduRocker1994 Barry White - My first, my last, my everything.
bitingontinfoil 5 months ago
@bitingontinfoil thank you ;)
ordinaryste 4 months ago
Boring.
MVhization 6 months ago
If you ever feel depressed always remmember how you won the race when you were a sperm "wink wink"
misternintendoman 6 months ago 29
@misternintendoman only half of you is that sperm.
TommonSensePro 5 months ago
forgot the part where the spermcell loses his tail.
NLterror6000 6 months ago
hahahahaha...lol
ninarhyez 6 months ago
haha, its like the Matrix scene
Invaderzerg 7 months ago
toate fetele sa apeleze la mine id : SEXUALAFANTEZIE_WEB
bendrio1 7 months ago
" i have a question teacher. How does the tadpoles get inside?" lol
sofiaandblairrock23 7 months ago
27 male dislike:))
MsCristi1998 8 months ago
How did I get this is my recommended vids? XD
TheGuider 8 months ago
@YassineAbouzaid 25
Eddyisrich403 8 months ago
bahah this is what our health teacher showed us when teaching us what the sperm does hahahahhha most entertaining class EVER
agentpickles111 8 months ago
hahahhaa love it!!
LizzieBizzy18 8 months ago
ftw, guess who
WE
MrGeorgie95 8 months ago
this video is most popular with:
Male 45-54
Male 35-44
Male 55-64
WTF
browncurls55 8 months ago 2
haha i was thinking of family guy
mgmtlover100 8 months ago
STAR WARS !!!!
BlubEntertainment 8 months ago
we are all winners!
kthxplzdrivthru 8 months ago
@kthxplzdrivthru u are right man :D
MrTakadatsu 8 months ago
this made my day:) lol
MorarBogdan 8 months ago
xD
TheRazer851 8 months ago
All wings report in. Red 3 standing by.
sinnersprayer89 8 months ago
SHT P
ashu78645 9 months ago
so cute :P
steffielove233 9 months ago
aww...even the smallest of the small men are pervs =w=
ttttttttp2 9 months ago
lol stewie griffin will never get thumbs up
jawa1666 9 months ago
That sperms got swag..LOL
1norbert2 9 months ago
you were all gentlemen...lol
juliuschecker 9 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO LOL
rommpoiss 9 months ago
LMFAO
melliotz343 9 months ago
Song name people?
LegendPige 9 months ago
@LegendPige The song is called:my first my last my everything by Barry White
melliotz343 9 months ago
They make it so epic
machooreo234 9 months ago
sperm.......the final frontier
purelief 10 months ago
so
hot
ZloneStone 10 months ago
shit we've been doing it wrong. its the flowers that get a girl pregnant, not the sex :D
JRH11D7 10 months ago
Likes are people who use centea
luispacheco2764 10 months ago
*facepalm*
SeikoSteele 10 months ago
bahahahahahhahahahahahahaha, wow!
see, flowers work wonders xD
HouseChandra 10 months ago
well, this changes my perception of sex completely
Megainfinitevoid 10 months ago
hahahaha!!
xxlokdog24xx 10 months ago
eggs dig flowers
DoYouWantSomeCoffee 10 months ago
So that means everyone here who have watched this video cheated to get to the egg
TheYynmr 10 months ago
awwwwwwwww
TheYynmr 10 months ago
That's Awesome
PillsHere83 11 months ago
Fucken hell
AyzKeys 11 months ago
hahahahhahaahahah:d
kevintjeehh 11 months ago
wow wrolds smallest rose
dodgechargercrazy 11 months ago 143
HAHAHAHAHAHA
asyiqeen 11 months ago
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!!!!
DejaNichols 11 months ago
Errrr... later a kid watchs it and when his science test comes.
Question: How does the Sperm enter the Egg?
His Answer: By holding on to the rose and making some strange music
xD
TehNoobCoder 11 months ago 4
reps
TheMagicalwizard1234 11 months ago
LOL..^_^
jayyparraguirre 11 months ago
xDDD
WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!? THIS IS FUNNY AS HECK THO!
PopRockerPrincess 11 months ago
I laughed at this :D
MrMarkhoppusrules 1 year ago
lol that was like when luke skywalker flew into the deathstar and blew it up in starwars!!! omg!!!! lolololololololol
rusty78364 1 year ago
hahahahahaha lol rofl
541gamer 1 year ago
I wish my girlfriend let me enter her with just flowers
cheispoopy 1 year ago
:))
BlingRec 1 year ago
fail-ALOT
GameStudiosNL 1 year ago
why was there lighting in the beginning?
Static shock?
kasamatsu1988 1 year ago
"And that's how babies are born. Any questions class?"
DarknessDragon565 1 year ago 126
bwhahaahhh ! :DDD
diva75xx 1 year ago
like a horror Movie :D
Hantelify 1 year ago
Star Wars!!! :D :D :D
ghostkiller123456789 1 year ago
That's how i was when i was a sperm! xD
Nwap00 1 year ago
hahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha
mkim1022 1 year ago
@DragonAge2k ??? shut up u damn little kiddie
SuperPlumpsklo 1 year ago
@SuperPlumpsklo SHUT THA FUCK UP!!!!! FUCK OFF AND GO FUCK URSELVE!!! damn 13 y old kiddie
SuperPlumpsklo 1 year ago
WTF???!!!!!
WTINQ 1 year ago
NICe ^^ xD
KingWilliamMB 1 year ago
It's like a star wars!
TheSSgator15 1 year ago
epic..
DeBrizZ 1 year ago
one with rose needs to die!
TheDeucedawg 1 year ago
Made me smile early in the morning!
banbury67 1 year ago
LOL xDDDDD
AsliEfeLove 1 year ago
LOL
TheScaryMovies1 1 year ago
LOL wtf
HayaboosaX105 1 year ago
this is... SPARTA!!!
this is... SPERM!!!!!
THEHUNGRYRUSSIAN 1 year ago
Ahaa wtff .
isabella1021 1 year ago
This sperm was Michael Jackson
Fremder5 1 year ago
Go little guy!
TriTech64 1 year ago
Roses makes sense !
502opz346 1 year ago
Briljant!
Maar dan nog 1 vraag; Hoe kan het dat mannen dit wel als zaadcelletje snappen, maar dit vermogen/deze vaardigheid totaal verliezen op het moment dat ze er weer uitgeperst worden?
Brilliant!
But still one question: How is it that men when they still are a cel of sperm understand how to treat and tempt women, but loose this ability / skill totally from the moment they are pressed out again? ;-)
isadingemans 1 year ago
Anyone else think of the 3rd Matrix movie when all the sperm are swimming at the egg?
sargonmoroku 1 year ago
vagina, the final frontier, these are the voyages of my penis. To boldly go where no man has gone before
paulsu27 1 year ago
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elelec 1 year ago
:'D Aah gives me back memories.
pinkpandaapple 1 year ago
seXxXy <3
MegaDoedL 1 year ago
holy shyt its a commercial imagine a kid goes
hey mommy wats that?!
victordies1234 1 year ago
wtf?
macocco124 1 year ago
Oh... it's a home video of me. So, this is why I'm such a lady killer?
Also, I was the fastest fucking sperm.
superchristian102 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha
cramirej 1 year ago
one thing:
WTF!
BulletK1ss 1 year ago
echt verdammt coll,
kotschi1996 1 year ago
that was me 15 years ago
Kvuz13 1 year ago
LOL all i could think of when i saw this was: GET IN MUH BELLAY!!!!
Turtle3196 1 year ago
ternyata seperma juga romantis
081913950037 1 year ago
this video scares the hell out of me
zerocool0000000000 1 year ago
In the words of quagmire, GITY GITY GITY GITY GITY GITY GOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE HE OH RIGHT!
mit871chell 1 year ago 4
hahahahahahahahahaha
bosz112 1 year ago
hahah lol, love it xDD
olgy93 1 year ago
.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
todayj777 1 year ago
wow, sperm invasion
arkoraa 1 year ago
la nature est angoissante
jamalyjamal 1 year ago
....this explains why hippies were in this world lol
marioicool 1 year ago
Lol wtf
MegaKoxs 1 year ago
wie geil kommt ein sperma mit ner rose :D:D
Lanax8 1 year ago
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
emilian4o 1 year ago
ugh. never having kids.
ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year ago
@ThePsychoticScyth396 haahaha
Lucariop 1 year ago
i love it^^
akrobatinDInchen 1 year ago
That's what my Jizz is like !!!
Toracube 1 year ago
LMFAO XD
chickensupdude 1 year ago
0:12 Invasion of the aliens!
Ihatecoldnnnirror 1 year ago
lol whats the name of the song
gtownk12 1 year ago 2
@gtownk12 The First The Last my everything by Barry White
moejr1974 1 year ago
LOL :D
Olizowshuffle 1 year ago
Hahha
jackfel 1 year ago
Considering that lady's body is an artistic masterpiece, I find it hard to believe, Biblically speaking, that God would create man first whose body stinks like a goat and looks incomplete. I never give credit for incomplete work.
With that being said, God actually starts to sound sexist. Am I missing anything else?
unfathomableinquiry 1 year ago
@unfathomableinquiry uuh. Depends of the model.
kingvoyager 1 year ago
@unfathomableinquiry shut up the fudge up you hobo
WATdaHAM 1 year ago
o_O lol
aMYlEE19901 1 year ago
hahhahahhaah
Assasinpl5000 1 year ago
lol , this funny :) thats how i was 18 yrs ago
youngashley3 1 year ago
OMGosh!! Hahahaha...... did not see that rose thing coming!!! LOL
cutechong 2 years ago
kakaaaaaaaaa
melanie2843 2 years ago
lol! but actually when the sperm goes into the egg, the tail thingy falls off. but still funny!
homesstarrun 2 years ago
that was me 14 years ago :)
sebber561 2 years ago
omg me too!
samanthagirl232 2 years ago
Kids wouldbe like Wtf?
jmr779 2 years ago 51
@jmr779 yes...and this was a vééééééry long time on tv...all these little kids....Emedly to there mom...:" Mommy? What is that?!?"
eva1777 1 year ago
@jmr779 WTF....
slipknotic12 10 months ago
ha ha
matijamarijan 2 years ago
hahahaha!
janellc122 2 years ago
I saw the real movie of this haha. This just made my day.
scotty61990 2 years ago
whahhawhahahahah!!
TommyTomification 2 years ago 26
belgian commercial lol
BrugesFan23 2 years ago
lol
mindayastrade 2 years ago
lol very cute, creative demonstration:)
MuslimahWarrior 2 years ago
Nice
Joanna0018 2 years ago
sranje...ne jebe lep vec uporan!
krones90 2 years ago
heheheheehe
melothanatos1 2 years ago
LOL! All the sperm just swimmed there saying "who the fuck was that?" LOL!
JoeyVoicesProduction 2 years ago
the word "swimmed" does not exist in the English language, you dork.
TheSunmanho 2 years ago
don't you think I know that "you dork"? I know that "swimmed" isn't in the English language. Hell, people post things that doesn't exist of the English language ALL THE TIME, and I know you know don't say "the word 'Insert Word Here' does not exist in the English language, you dork" to ALL the people that either misspell a word or whose word doesn't exist in the English language! You think you're perfect, don't you? NOBODY'S PERFECT ON EARTH!
JoeyVoicesProduction 2 years ago
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!! Oh BTW, if you're going to say "Go back and play your fucking video games" remember that NOBODY'S PERFECT, so when you're in your room saying to yourself "I'm the perfect [insert gender here], and everyone is imperfect like moldy cheese", go out there and say that to the U-taker. You don't know who you're talking too! I could be the Undertaker himself! Or I could be a hacker! The truth is, you don't know who you're talking too! And I already know I don't know I'm talking!
JoeyVoicesProduction 2 years ago
Calm down there sparky.
mramazing123456789 2 years ago
^too!
JoeyVoicesProduction 2 years ago
press "any key" LOL
TheSunmanho 2 years ago
Good job.
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