@thewolfkingskeeper Good thing you're here to subtitle the videos for all those deaf people browsing YouTube in frustration. Thank you for your service.
At the movie The Rite i was throwing junior mints a the screen and yelling "dont go up the stairs man! He's behind the door!!" when he opened the door the guy was there and i yelled "see! what i tell u!"
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Top Five Reasons I don't Go To See Movies in Black Theatres
1. They Talk Before, During and After the movie
2. They keep Getting their black asses up
3. They come in 20-30 minutes late
4. No matter where I sit in the theatre to get away from them, and with all the extra seats, they find their way two chairs over from me or in the same row.
That kid in the orange shirt is the worst extra i have ever seen. I mean he just need to act scared for 5 seconds, but al he does is placing his hand on his mouth and look around.
i saw the RITE and i yelled " Don't go in there man! He's behind the door!" and then the guy went in there and the other guy was in there and i yelled "See! I told u!" lol
Happy Black History Month! Fun fact: It was in 1978 at a movie theatre in Atlanta when Jamal Da Shawn Johnson was the first black person to yell at a movie screen. While watching John Carpenter's "Halloween", Jamal yelled out 'don't go in there bitch!' to a female character. The trend caught on and black people have Jamal to thank to this day!
I love black people and everything but I am now 31 yrs old and almost every movie I have ever been to has black folks yelling at the screen or just being loud period. Just an observation. It's very annoying
It's okay at horror flicks because those movies suck, but you can't be doing that crap on serious movies that are actually good. And boy have I had those experiences.
@Hamgammy So you think all black people steal cars and play basketball? And you're calling me a retard to justify your prejudice? Is that what it's about, eh?
Black americans are a fucking disgrace to humanity.
Actually, all americans are polluted by the american in them. You see african immigrants... even though they come from extreme poverty, they're hard workers and good people. Black americans complain about everything and use the 'white man' excuse and blame it on them.
I went to NYC to see Final Destination 3 and loads of people (different races) were yelling at the screen "bitch gon' die" and screaming. It was my best movie experience ever hahahahaha! This is just a bit of Scrubs fun, refrain from beefing.
Screw u, I live in Ohio baby, and the Caucasian people are just as loud or even louder than the African Americans here, don't sterotype all African Americans as the same just because of ur one time experience.
how do you distinguish between blacks who were born in America, and African Immigrants to America, who become citizens. Because both of them are called African Americans. Now I believe that if a black person is born in America and does not practice his native tongue, then there is nothing African about such a person. The immigrant from Africa is certainly an African-American. But blacks who were born in U.S are simply black Americans. Suggesting that skin color makes them African is racist
Also, what about white Africans who have come to America? Like people from South Africa and so on. There must be plenty..Anyways, they are more African Americans than those blacks born in the US.
LOL a student from south Africa who was white tried to get accepted into college as an African American, they rejected him.. even though.. he was more African than our African Americans, It's stupid really.
This is so funny cuz it's true! I hate it when I watch movies with ghetto people. I don't mind normal black people it's just ghetto ppl. Doesn't matter what race.
"Excuse me can you please not be so loud?" works wonders.
If that doesnt work "Ask" again.
If that doesnt work get the manager to handle it
IF that doesnt work still demand a refund and report em.You have a point and im my experience its been somewhat like that. However ive had plenty of white people act the same way.
MOST movie theaters now have STRICT rules because of such behavior. Depending on the movie where I live the manager will NOT START the movie until speaks about it live.
No. The truth that I am conveying is that if you go to a movie theater where there are mostly blacks, you won't be able to hear the movie. I know this from experience. They don't know how to behave in a theater. I lived in Philadelphia most of my life. It got to the point where I had to travel to the burbs to enjoy a movie.
I live in the burbs now and I couldn't be happier.
So you go ahead and take your politically-correct self to an all-black movie theater and find out for yourself.
lol i slept round my black mates house and i think im the only white guy who acts like this in films so i just fitted straight in (we were watchin halloween)
omg thisz is sooo funnyy buhtt yelling att the moviee screen aint juhstt no blackk people thing mexicans do it and soo doo whitee ppl thatsz juhstt likee meh sayingg whyy doo whitee bitchesz alwaysz take their time whilee runnging from a killer & theyy doo stupidd thingsz...just sayin
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98michaelmichael 1 month ago
"Why did she go in there! he's behind tha dooh!"
SicklySweet1992 2 months ago
he is behind da dooh
jachub123 2 months ago
@neulegend mhm a guy who looked like a nazi (BIG, leather jacket and shaved head) told em to stfu... they forgot about him in like 2 mins
tuntarallCotA 3 months ago
I had some of those people behind me last night when i watched paranormal activity 3 :p
tuntarallCotA 3 months ago 3
can someone please tell me what season and episode this is from?
kallmebeauty 3 months ago
"Hey, you're black, right?" xD
siridavidsen 3 months ago 9
This is so fucking funny. <3
nostalgic90skid 3 months ago
there's a tumah in dere!
mexus37 4 months ago
@mexus37 its not a tumah, it's not a tumah!
supergown2 4 months ago
DOWEEH
Bodilijan 4 months ago
B0untey thats coz its a daydream
bennyfairfax1 4 months ago
Press 7 lol <3
DOO1 4 months ago
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meiwannacookies 4 months ago
"Hey, you're black, right?" "Here we gooo..."
wannabemescene 4 months ago
It'S awesome how he says: "DOOR"
BarbarianStarcraft 5 months ago 6
@BarbarianStarcraft he bahin' da do'!
trollolololololo 5 months ago
"why does she in there? i mean hes BEHIND the DOOR!!" lol awesome line!!
123iamcheez123 5 months ago
@123iamcheez123 We just watched the video, you don't have to repeat it to us fuckstain
hisforhatred 4 months ago
@hisforhatred and you dont have to swear to make a point. sorry for enjoying myself on youtube :/
123iamcheez123 4 months ago
@123iamcheez123 Seriously, I can't believe you even bothered replying you chump. Suck my nuts
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@hisforhatred guess what your arguing with a 13 year old girl... congratulations
123iamcheez123 4 months ago
@hisforhatred I know right? He didnt even quote it correctly either. haha
TheWaynelds 4 months ago
Deze Tumaner
assassian0601 5 months ago
00:33 the best part!
maaudiosubs 5 months ago
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maaudiosubs 5 months ago
Why does she go back there? He's behind da do!
similispastor 5 months ago 2
It's funny because it's true.
I just got back from Captain America.
BasherCoon 6 months ago 45
LOL
djmadlad09 6 months ago
thats the best, i love they both!
MacMalte 6 months ago
hahahahaa he's behind the do'
TheFillefillefille 6 months ago 2
Turk: "you wish you could yell at the screen, dont you?"
JD: "why does she go in there?! i mean, he's behind the do'!!!!
thewolfkingskeeper 7 months ago 7
@thewolfkingskeeper Good thing you're here to subtitle the videos for all those deaf people browsing YouTube in frustration. Thank you for your service.
TearsAmongAshes 7 months ago
@TearsAmongAshes welcome dude :D
thewolfkingskeeper 7 months ago
I'm white and I yell at the screen. :D
ZeldaFreak1987 7 months ago 2
@ZeldaFreak1987 I think Jeff Foxworthy might have something for you to consider.....
JohnnyTRex99 5 months ago
DOW
MrZixoz 8 months ago 4
DONT GO IN THERE GIRL HE BE BEHIND THE DO (door) loool
MrSniperscope 8 months ago 5
At the movie The Rite i was throwing junior mints a the screen and yelling "dont go up the stairs man! He's behind the door!!" when he opened the door the guy was there and i yelled "see! what i tell u!"
cbrme97 8 months ago
14 people can't yell at movie screens.
kiluhnic 8 months ago
i never seen this scene before , Its fuc.ing good !!!
CENT50vin 8 months ago
14 black people watched this video
pensfan0782 9 months ago
@pensfan0782 i'm black and i liked the video
dyll101 8 months ago
"ohhh dont go behind that kidney brotha"
swedishDoughNut 9 months ago 3
scrubs was clearly the best show on TV
LivingwithRobots 9 months ago
:o
nickjonasnumbe1lover 9 months ago
don't go behind the kidney brothaa!! lol
300Alex1 9 months ago
I want to yell at the screen!
Alexc3217 9 months ago
loooooooolllll
pyderz 9 months ago
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"theres a tumor in thar theres a tumor in there!! oh don go behind the kindey brotha!! AHHHH!!"
svaqps 9 months ago
don't go in there he's behind the do!!!!
wroslyn1 10 months ago 7
today i gotta do a "collect money" on that guy, thats what i heard lololol
intermilanboy2010 10 months ago
so true lol
SilkYSmooTh212 10 months ago
Dont go behind the kidney brother
kerpal3 10 months ago 7
He's behind the dooh!
CrashFrost 10 months ago 6
Just keep pressing 3.. :')
LlamasAreWooly 10 months ago
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Top Five Reasons I don't Go To See Movies in Black Theatres
1. They Talk Before, During and After the movie
2. They keep Getting their black asses up
3. They come in 20-30 minutes late
4. No matter where I sit in the theatre to get away from them, and with all the extra seats, they find their way two chairs over from me or in the same row.
5. They bring too many crying ass babies.
broke2471 10 months ago
@broke2471 There are "Black" theaters?
Luster0923 9 months ago
@Luster0923 dollar movie or second run movie theater
jason1309 9 months ago
"like a bear to honey"
alidasher 10 months ago 28
That kid in the orange shirt is the worst extra i have ever seen. I mean he just need to act scared for 5 seconds, but al he does is placing his hand on his mouth and look around.
Mrtostie 11 months ago 6
@Mrtostie yeah man wtf?
chunchoe 10 months ago
why does she go in there, he's behind the dow!
shaziscoollike 11 months ago 3
i saw the RITE and i yelled " Don't go in there man! He's behind the door!" and then the guy went in there and the other guy was in there and i yelled "See! I told u!" lol
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ILoveHateComments101 11 months ago
@ILoveHateComments101 stfu
shellbellmel 11 months ago
He's behind the dow!
RatsMyHeart 11 months ago 5
13 people didn't know he's behind the door
MsFlynn21 11 months ago
@MsFlynn21 naah they all thought he was behind the dow..
Jessica1988Sunshine 11 months ago
Happy Black History Month! Fun fact: It was in 1978 at a movie theatre in Atlanta when Jamal Da Shawn Johnson was the first black person to yell at a movie screen. While watching John Carpenter's "Halloween", Jamal yelled out 'don't go in there bitch!' to a female character. The trend caught on and black people have Jamal to thank to this day!
coccinelle80 11 months ago 9
"hey your black right?"
"here we go!"
lol best lines
bloodfightingwolf 1 year ago 4
Gay marrige should be allowed for these guys !! :D
hlz10 1 year ago
"You wish you could yell at the screen, don't you?" Turk completely spot on with JD.
theQuestion626 1 year ago 4
shhhhh! lol that part is hilarious
TTGBMR 1 year ago
It's true! at Secretariat the african american sitting next to us got up and started yelling "GO GO GO!!!"
reminrudy 1 year ago
hes behind the doe!
austinisme2477 1 year ago
Don't go in der guurl he behind da do'!!!
toastix6 1 year ago
LOL FIRST THE LADY IN THE FRONT WAS HOLDING A DRINK, A SECOND LATER SHE'S HOLDING POPCORN HAHAHA XD
0:14 aaannnd 0:16
B0untey 1 year ago 271
@B0untey no she isnt
scuzzychubs 4 months ago
@B0untey What doesn't your drink turn into popcorn when you watch movies?
pooperuber 4 months ago 6
@B0untey
also the son next to her wasnt holding anything then the next sec he has a drink lol
CapAmerica360 3 months ago
Dont go to Streatham Odeon if that gets on your nerves
BucksSpur 1 year ago
Why does he go in there? I mean she behind the daw
n3jad 1 year ago 8
DONT GO BEHIND KIDNEY BROTHER!!
Paulinho19Guara 1 year ago 5
that is too epic.
theres a tumor in there, theres a tumore in there.
don't go behind the kidney brother.
aahhhhh. but i love turks face when she starts talking and how and why do they have popcorn.
killa2000dec 1 year ago
@killa2000dec: XD funny
LolSmilez4 1 year ago
"like a bear to honey"
Adrianomedelano 1 year ago
lol im dominican so i technically black lol so i could say this but its somewhat true stereotype,especially in the heart of the city.
julioholderbusiness 1 year ago
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TheZeppoSlayer 1 year ago
Stereotypes come from some form of truth - just saying.
luminglas 1 year ago
Hahahahaha!! I love this show!!!
LibertineDeSade 1 year ago
"oohhhh don't go behind the kidney brother!"
anthonymeyza 1 year ago 21
it's funny because it's true
Ty311 1 year ago 10
0:44 over and over
DuBistEinHorst 1 year ago
He's behind the doow
MrStateofemergency 1 year ago 8
@Mrtostie the 'Do' in question is an abreviation of the word door.
FanpiresLabyrinth 1 year ago
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FanpiresLabyrinth 1 year ago
Don't go in there girl he is behind the Do
Why does she go in there I mean he is behind the Do
Mrtostie 1 year ago
what do us latinos get? oh yeah we get home depot lol
Warionstar 1 year ago
what do us latinos get?
Warionstar 1 year ago
@Warionstar spoil every movie we are watching
LoreShocks 1 year ago
@Warionstar mininum wage mowing lawns =)
professionalkillergk 1 year ago
Best line ever: "Hey, you're black, right?"
HappyGestapo 1 year ago 480
@HappyGestapo hahahahaaha it works for anyone "Hey, you're Asian, right?" or whatever you would like to replace 'black' with
LeBronForTheWin 8 months ago
@HappyGestapo Like when Ron said "Hermione, you're a girl!"
BlazeCon97 5 months ago
Awwh... I wish I was allowed to yell at the screen. :[
JokersBabe456 1 year ago
lol.hey you're black right?
pet3rgriffin 1 year ago
lmao
aviancegaines 1 year ago
hey your black right
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keith11689 1 year ago
I love black people and everything but I am now 31 yrs old and almost every movie I have ever been to has black folks yelling at the screen or just being loud period. Just an observation. It's very annoying
woody231979 1 year ago 7
DON'T GO BEHIND DA KIDNEY BROTHA!
LionelMessi1337 1 year ago 9
omg rofl i do tht but not in te theatre at home
"DONT GO IN THE CLOSET. NO GIRL NO GIRL! GURL HE IS IN THERE!"
girl goes in the closet
"WHAT I TELL YOU BITCH"
305385CW 1 year ago
i love some of the tings jd and turk talk about. just so random sometimes.
marduke45 1 year ago
hahahha
MatsPT 1 year ago
0:35
fuawe 1 year ago
i always wanted to do that but im not black ...
TIMxVDxSTEEN 1 year ago
"Why does she go in there? She's behing the DO'" haha
emrsdca 1 year ago 9
i love his impression of a black woman
vishos12 1 year ago 6
If there is ever a black family yelling at the movie screen, it's about 1257784043848 times more entertaining than the actual movie.
emilyyzombie 1 year ago 11
@emilyyzombie lolz good point
sullykid2799 1 year ago
"You're black, right?"
WecksyRex 1 year ago 12
It's okay at horror flicks because those movies suck, but you can't be doing that crap on serious movies that are actually good. And boy have I had those experiences.
TrueFiremac 1 year ago
@TrueFiremac = Boring film snob
smerd70 1 year ago 4
i love JD so much
4TheTabsInUrEyes 1 year ago
Jd"like a bear to honey" lol
Chib42clips 1 year ago
theres a tumor in there!
Tcho713 1 year ago 3
hey you are black right ? :D:D
here we go..
lukas28ytb 1 year ago 6
I wish i could yell at the movie screen... :(
PlaidmanUTube 1 year ago
@PlaidmanUTube why dont u then? everyones allowed to do it? you are free to steal cars and play basketball as well retard
Hamgammy 1 year ago
@Hamgammy So you think all black people steal cars and play basketball? And you're calling me a retard to justify your prejudice? Is that what it's about, eh?
PlaidmanUTube 1 year ago 4
Love how the size of JD's ice cream cone miraculously changes from cut to cut.
mrsmcfarland 1 year ago
Don't go in there girl he's behind the do'!
MessedNews 1 year ago 5
He's behind the do'!
BassicFunktion 1 year ago
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Black americans are a fucking disgrace to humanity.
Actually, all americans are polluted by the american in them. You see african immigrants... even though they come from extreme poverty, they're hard workers and good people. Black americans complain about everything and use the 'white man' excuse and blame it on them.
woodyfly 1 year ago
Why are you mad?
keybladekid0 1 year ago
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gjglentuohey 1 year ago
theres a tumor in thar theres a tumor in there!!!
Gregoryxlz 1 year ago 125
lmao!
I don't think any show on tv makes me laugh as mush as scrubs does.
xCapeTheDrama 1 year ago
"You wish you were allowed to yell at the movie-screen don't you?"
"C'mon, why does she go in there?! He's behind the dow!" XD awesome.
newsearching 1 year ago 15
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niggers are subhumans
m000shajn 1 year ago
Dont go behind the kidneys brotha!!! LOL
Nancycarigen 1 year ago 4
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA scrubs is the best TV series EVER
santiag0o0o 1 year ago 2
I went to NYC to see Final Destination 3 and loads of people (different races) were yelling at the screen "bitch gon' die" and screaming. It was my best movie experience ever hahahahaha! This is just a bit of Scrubs fun, refrain from beefing.
VioletSpanxx 1 year ago 2
hahahaha, people arguing about race on the internet.
How about you watch the fucking video and stop. Both of you.
BaldurandVali 1 year ago 3
@theburymanor
"They don't know how to act in a movie theater."
Screw u, I live in Ohio baby, and the Caucasian people are just as loud or even louder than the African Americans here, don't sterotype all African Americans as the same just because of ur one time experience.
TamalaHaleCena 1 year ago
@TamalaHaleCena False....I wish I was wrong...but false
Mephisto7000 1 year ago
how do you distinguish between blacks who were born in America, and African Immigrants to America, who become citizens. Because both of them are called African Americans. Now I believe that if a black person is born in America and does not practice his native tongue, then there is nothing African about such a person. The immigrant from Africa is certainly an African-American. But blacks who were born in U.S are simply black Americans. Suggesting that skin color makes them African is racist
andron333 1 year ago 3
@andron333 as if the internet cares....
Gregoryxlz 1 year ago
@andron333
Also, what about white Africans who have come to America? Like people from South Africa and so on. There must be plenty..Anyways, they are more African Americans than those blacks born in the US.
eksiarvamus 1 year ago
@eksiarvamus. I agreed and i don't see it as a bad thing at all. Maybe the media will stop with the stereotypes.
DATDUDE1979 1 year ago
LOL a student from south Africa who was white tried to get accepted into college as an African American, they rejected him.. even though.. he was more African than our African Americans, It's stupid really.
Faelsun 1 year ago 4
Yeaah, everything is racist these days :/
simontheplayer 1 year ago
I live in ohio too, and you 're right.
flucas14 1 year ago
This is so funny cuz it's true! I hate it when I watch movies with ghetto people. I don't mind normal black people it's just ghetto ppl. Doesn't matter what race.
voncheezy 1 year ago
"Excuse me can you please not be so loud?" works wonders.
If that doesnt work "Ask" again.
If that doesnt work get the manager to handle it
IF that doesnt work still demand a refund and report em.You have a point and im my experience its been somewhat like that. However ive had plenty of white people act the same way.
MOST movie theaters now have STRICT rules because of such behavior. Depending on the movie where I live the manager will NOT START the movie until speaks about it live.
vamtheanomaly 1 year ago
@theburymanor im black im a woman so what i dont yelling at the movies!!! so fuck u bitch!!!!
tomboy6603 2 years ago
How can you tell a monkey from a black woman in a movie theater?
The monkey is the quiet one.
theburymanor 2 years ago
@theburymanor
dude thats not on
DeputySparrow7 2 years ago
Perhaps you've never lived in the city. I speak the truth and sometimes the truth isn't funny.
theburymanor 2 years ago
You just don't get it. It doesn't matter if its the truth, it's a racist comment, and you shouldn't have written it
DeputySparrow7 2 years ago
Sorry, mom.
theburymanor 2 years ago
@theburymanor lol so thers actually been a monkey and a black woman in a cinema at the same time, to make ur little racist joke the truth rite??
Obediah17 1 year ago
No. The truth that I am conveying is that if you go to a movie theater where there are mostly blacks, you won't be able to hear the movie. I know this from experience. They don't know how to behave in a theater. I lived in Philadelphia most of my life. It got to the point where I had to travel to the burbs to enjoy a movie.
I live in the burbs now and I couldn't be happier.
So you go ahead and take your politically-correct self to an all-black movie theater and find out for yourself.
theburymanor 1 year ago
... why does she go in there, i mean he's behind the dowee!!
RachaelxDepp 2 years ago 3
like a bear to honey...
KarlRuprectKroenen 2 years ago 2
JD Is So Racist But So Funny
shanef839 2 years ago 2
@shanef839 but he is best friend with a black man so he is allowed to be racist sometimes :D
solame10101 2 years ago
HE BEHIND THE DOWE!
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TheMarielafernanda 2 years ago
lol i slept round my black mates house and i think im the only white guy who acts like this in films so i just fitted straight in (we were watchin halloween)
cartman4kenny 2 years ago
Hahahahaha
jwatwater 2 years ago
omg thisz is sooo funnyy buhtt yelling att the moviee screen aint juhstt no blackk people thing mexicans do it and soo doo whitee ppl thatsz juhstt likee meh sayingg whyy doo whitee bitchesz alwaysz take their time whilee runnging from a killer & theyy doo stupidd thingsz...just sayin
flojobridget09 2 years ago
@flojobridget09 Wtf is this language?
Stamsundpoo 2 years ago
its called slangg...i didnt know yu were a fukking language arts teacher..
flojobridget09 2 years ago
Sry. Did'nt know you were retarded
Stamsundpoo 2 years ago