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  • Commercials really suck, except for the super bowl

    When I turn the tv on, I really pay the toll

    They are so annoying it's drawn me to hate

    But at least at that time, I can masturbate

  • Ryan and Colin should be roommates. NEWEST SITCOM!

  • When I watch commercials i think they are quite neat

    But when I do my kid rubs my feet

    When I watch commercials I always eat popcorn

    But then I watch a show and it's called Animal Porn

  • I like watching commercials, they're really kinda neat.

    The urge to watch the advertising is really heard to beat.

    Back in the 1990's this isn't what I chose,

    But nowadays commercials are much better than the shows.

  • I met a stupid ad

  • I hate Commercials they really make me mad

    My favorite show's always interuppted my stupid ad

    They really annoy me and make me want to yell

    Especially that commercial for dr schols gel

  • I'm watchin' TV with my kid, nothing could go wrong

    Then they start up, that annoying jingle song

    They really should fire, whoever cues up all these ads

    Cause now my son wants me to buy him a box of maxipads

  • Colins bit is the only thing i can remember fom this show when i used to watch it

  • I was once a felon, but now I am in ads

    I help to come up with all the latest fads

    This is why I do it, here's my motivation

    To steal from the public but avoid incarceration!

  • i love wat colin does after ryan says colins credit card

  • My favorite part of this video is actually Wayne's little dance after his verse, haha.

  • I write for commercials. I got called in by my boss

    He said the ads are boring. I'm really at a loss

    It's not as easy as it looks. He really shouldn't bitch.

    There's only so much room inside a thirty second pitch!

  • Ryan uses Colin's credit card... I wish I could.

  • I can't resist commercials, though I know I'm buying crap.

    I didn't need a Snuggie or that chopper I can slap.

    But now those fancy advertisements don't get quite as far,

    Cause they've been obsolete since they invented DVR.

  • Ryan hates hoedown lol

  • Ryan's reacting is fucking hilarious when he hears they have to Hoe Down. xD

  • so uh, was greg proops doing the tootsie roll at 1:11

  • everyone seems happy here :)

  • Chopping things with a knife can be a bore

    With the Slap-Chop, your heart will just soar

    I'm Vince, and I know I've got guts:

    On national TV, I said "You're gonna love my nuts!"

  • I think commercials are such a useless thing.

    The is reason behind which I do sing.

    All they do is interupt my favorite shows.

    And no it isn't Whose Line, it's Mega Dirty Whoes!

  • the way colin swings round when ryan announces he uses his credit card lol genius

  • I really hate commercials that interrupt my day

    I really want all of them, just to go away

    Certain ones I hate, really got to go

    Especially those ones put out by VEVO

  • @MrHeitz17 Say what you want about VEVO, but their videos have better sound and picture qualities than music videos uploaded by normal users usually do.

  • it really gets annoying when a commercial comes up

    Put the quick chop down billy mays, I think thats enough.

    So next time you try tell sell my your crappy kitchen ware.

    Just remember, billy mays, I change the channel cuz no one cares.

  • I hate commercials, I used to scream alot

    specially at the part, of the best screen shot

    Whatever was the ending, I never know,

    because when they come on i alwasy flip the show.

    (i hate really bad commercials that interupt the best part. why have them? just to piss people off? because it's working and im REALLY pissed off at them. but if you really need to pee or your bladder will explode, then they are good for breaks.)

  • pause at 0:48

  • oh my goodness Greg's is awesome xD

  • The ending to Greg's original hoedown

    Oh I'm an advertiser, and I'm a groovy guy

    I just sit around thinking of stuff that you can buy.

    Lots of stuff that you don't need, that will make me rich!

    Oh, I'm an advertiser, the public is my bitch!

  • When the tv comes on I hear a lot a "yay"s

    Cause the on the tv screen stood Billy Mays

    And when he died a lot of people they threw a fit

    But he was a cocain addict so I couldn't give a s?!%

  • Commercials are important, though it's hard to see/

    Because they're so annoying, I once climbed up a tree/

    But some things are important, like making your counter sheen/

    Well, my name's Colin Mochrie, otherwise known as Mr. Clean~

    (I know "sheen" doesn't make sense there, but lighten up, it's a hoe-down!)

  • I hate commercials they are a pain in my ass

    Especially when they talk about passing gas

    That's why I'm not all that bright

    I wish they can bring back that soap Guiding Light

  • I cant imagine what 1080p would be like

  • I really hate commercials they waste all my my time. The only ones liked were the ones that had a rhyme. But there's one exception, this dude is a blaze. I love to scream at the screen: "Hey! It's Billy Mays!"

  • I dont like advertisments, they take up TV time

    I try to write the station, but they say it aint a crime

    It's your own fault that ads are always in your den

    So we just think you should turn off Mad Men

  • Drew Carey became an advertisers dream

    He came up with a slogan that stole the scene

    What did he say? Well I'll tell ya chief

    Its from where hooker asked him,"Hey wheres the beef?"

  • my horrible hoedown

    i think commercials with stars r deffinitly the best

    they really r better than all the rest

    my favorite is ryan stiles working with playskool

    i think its really funny that he pretends it makes him look cool

  • Thumbs up if you heard wayne's ummmm humm when colin was doing his hoedown :)

  • The only commercials I like nowadays are the ones that are funny

    Not the ones who try to take your money

    But the best commercials are not aired nowadays

    The ones I liked the best were being screamed at by Billy Mays

  • I love Colin's fake reaction to Ryan's hoedown.. wait, how did Ryan get Colin's credit card...

  • Once I watched a scene from a hat, It was really funny.

    The subject in question, was our dear Colin Mochrie.

    He was speaking about product endorsing that failed,

    then he pointed to his head and said "I used Rogaine".

  • Wayne's Was The Best. :)

  • i hate dumb commercials

    i really don't no why

    i guess that it's because

    i hear and i cry

    i am so i don't really know how

    But that is ok cause i clean it with ShamWOW

  • colin is great in anything he does

    but to do this commercial would be his buzz

    he wouldnt like it, it would be his pain

    cause the product is rogain

  • Wayne looks like he's reading off of a teleprompter

  • @monkeywizard93 I Know Rite It Kinda Does Haha :)

  • i love ryans

  • at 0:04-0:06 i love ryan's reaction when drew's" Now we are going a game called HOEDOWN!!" Ryan hates hoedowns! lol but he is still brilliant at this game!

  • What a lazy audience. Couldn't clap for more than 10 seconds.

  • :D I liked Greg's (was it Greg?) note at the end

  • Don't you wish your clothes could have back their natural sheen?

    Well, I sure do, so let me tell you about Oxyclean

    Hi, I'm Billy Mays, and I will ruin your lives

    Unless you buy my product for just 19.95.

  • @Leishmaniasisably nice job on that hoedown. That's a great way to pay tribute to the late, great Infomercial King Billy Mays

  • @Leishmaniasisably NINETEEN NINETY FIIIIIIIIIVE!!

  • @RCPlanes59 And if you call right now, we'll throw in a restatement of the last line of the last hoedown more enthusiastically... absolutely free!

  • @Leishmaniasisably Too soon... jk

  • Rick...Rick Scott? what a dick...

  • @45BATISTA I did notice the hoedown was great. Now go stfu

  • Wow this crowd sucked

  • @barroncx you probably sucked at noticing the hoedown was awesome

  • Hmm, usually Colin is the one with his shirt tucked in, and Ryan is the one with it hanging loose.

  • at 1:22 someone says eh hum anyone know who it was?

  • @45BATISTA I'm pretty sure it was Wayne. :)

  • They should bring this back and do a justin bieber hoedown

  • @Bowarcher What are you a Bieber Fan

  • @AngelofEnduringLight the best way to get rid of him is for morons like you to quit fucking talking about him on every single video

  • @Bowarcher Okay I admit people do talk about him a lot but I have to disagree with you on one thing I'm not a moron.

  • What made me laugh was that Greg started off looking so cool; one hand in pocket, eyes intence, other hand just there ( <3 ) then he just did a rodeo kick thing!!! XD

  • ive only been on tv once but bow was it a hit

    i was such a show stopper i was born for it

    then i tried a second time but it nearly sent me to my grave

    i was advertising for chinese slaves

  • @PowerhouseTom you should be on whose line.

  • I love Wayne's last line xD

  • COLIN AT THE END!!!!

  • You can see me on TV, I'm on all the time

    I yell at you to buy some things if you can spare the dime

    I lose my voice selling products that sure can amaze

    But now I'm dead, I rest in peace, and my name's BIlly Mays

  • hhahaha

  • I really hate commercials, don't you know?

    I just want to get back to my show.

    But the yelling at the screen makes me feel alive,

    I'll continue this hoedown for $19.95.

  • i find ryan looks really hot at the start of his bit....just sayin

  • God I hate these commercials they are so annoying and corny

    But I just problem solve with a zamboni

    Then they try to sell me something they say is really cute

    But now I can problem solve with this one button called mute

  • i sit on the couch, see whats on the idiot box,

    some guy says oxy clean cleans my socks,

    i hit it till the glass is tiny shards,

    i say "Screw it, wheres my deck of cards?"

  • Am i the only one who fines Laura Hall to be pretty? :)

  • @DecemberWinter23 I think she's quite attractive!

  • I wisk there was something that i could do

    about commercials that they try to sell to you

    i am so sick of commercials they are such abore

    even though i dont really care i think i really rather know the score!!!

  • I'm in advertising. You know my name is Rick.

    And I am really...groovy...because I'm not a...brick.

    That's one of my favorite lines in hoedowns

  • lol im sure deb mcgrath loved colin's hoedown!

  • can people stop creating their own hoedowns, i dont know how started it but its annoying, seriosly stop it

  • @MartinGordon100 people do it to see if their own hoedowns on the subject are funny and they just want other people to see them

  • ha ha

    

  • i dont like commercials they are not for me

    hold on i just saw somthing good on tv

    what i just called for will really make me smile

    i just bought every dvd of girls gone wild

  • Man i love that shamwow dude hes really grim,

    If you wana get arrested take a que from him,

    If you've got one thousand and a tiny dick,

    Just pay for sex punch a hoar and that'll do the trick.

  • Hahaha. Did anyone else notice Ryans face when Drew said hoedown?

  • I love commercials, I think they're really swell.

    I love the products that the pitchmen try to sell.

    But there's something about these commercials that makes me groan.

    My wife saw one for Viagra and she picked up the phone.

  • laura hall is awesome

  • RIP Billy Mayes you were a great guy

    You presented so many things that I had to buy

    But now that youre dead Ive had quite a cow

    Cause the only thing I can buy now is the Shamwow

  • i made this up in time to have sung in gregs place :D im getting better :D xx

    i know its not that good, but considering the time i did it in. i am allowed to have enough pride to put it on the internet :D

    'I have organised, to make a new advert,

    it is for a spot cream, and it really works.

    but there is one side affect that i had to hide,

    while its cleaning your face it's cleaning out your insides.'

    what do ya think??

  • @CatieLouiseT don really get it. a lil hard 2 understand u guess. try to add things that most ppl will know abt. a lil sex never goes amiss lol

  •  I love Gregs dancing.

  • Could someone tell me which hoedown it is when they had to keep starting because the tempo was off?

  • Sometimes commercials can be alright,

    Especially the ones they play late at night

    There is this one ad, in which I can take pride

    In saying that is how I bought my mail-order bride

  • hahahahhahahahaHAHHAHAHAH. I LOVE RYAN'S VERSE!!

  • haha colins look at ryan at 1:56 cracks me up everytime

  • I hate commericals they waste all the time

    Even though they such catchy rhymes,

    I don't think that they are really fine

    Especially when they interupt my favorite show Whose Line.

  • Yo quiero Taco Bell! lol

  • They looked ike they were having fun up there for once during a hoedown

  • Ryan is just kidding around when said he would use Colin`s credit card. He was making a joke out of that.

  • I love waynes heel click!

  • I love chips, especially Doritos

    So listen very carefully cause this is how it goes

    Then this black kid started all this drama

    "Keep your hands off my chips and off of my momma!"

    haha that was a hilarious super bowl commerical.

  • because he's not a... brick!

  • Thanks Crimedog. I practice doing hoedowns ALL the time lol....its definitely my favorite part of whose line.

  • @CB1611av......Awesome one!!

  • I love commercials, they are quite funny

    with their stupid schemes to try and get my money

    I could do so much better and use different ways

    I would sell way more than that stupid Billy Mays

  • every commercial tells a little lie,

    all they want you to do is simply buy

    but the worst lie they've, for my money

    is trying to convince me drew carey is funny.

  • Comercials , oh they bug when i flick on the tube

    i wish there was something that i could do

    those special pills they sell are really a scandal

    But at least when i die they can grab hold of my handle

  • My favorite commercials are the ones that women fear

    The ones that sell cheap American light beer

    I didn't have a father to raise me with a plan

    So I watched those beer commercials and learned how to be a man!

  • There's a series of commercials that I really, really hate.

    When they finally take them off the air I'm gonna celebrate.

    Everytime one comes on, I say "Oh please, no".

    It's Progressive Insurance with that ugly bitch named Flo.

  • When I see a comercial, I have to buy that stuff.

    Nail polish and other things that make women buff,

    When I buy anything that is dairy,

    I put my name down as 'The awesome host Drew Carrey'.

  • I like commercials i think they are quite fun

    I like to sit down and watch every single one

    But my favorite commerical i think that i will tell

    The one with chihuaua saying 'Yo quiero taco bell'

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  • Awesome hoedown from Ryan!

  • gregs mess up on this hoedown is funny as heck.

  • your a freak

  • All 4 of there verse's were awesome :P

  • wow ryan owns!

  • I love Greg's

  • @Cocoaben watch the outtake of that cuz he pretty much fades off and messes up badly

  • I love how Colin plays with his wedding ring when he makes hoedown verses about his wife or sex. xD

  • @mindstormmaster omg he does 2 i never noticed it

  • @mindstormmaster SAME HERE

  • @mindstormmaster or sex with his wife.

  • @mindstormmaster or both :-)

  • I just love how amateur productions and wolfy are fighting about random crap that doesn't even relate to the video over the Internet and ruining this vid for the rest of us. SHUT UP! Sheesh. You two are acting like children.

  • Because they are kids. Just let them go. Kids will be kids

  • i love like the first few seconds of this video because ryans face is pricless

  • hahahaha i like when wayne goes mmmhmmm when colin says what a waste of time

  • lmao i use colins credit card haha

  • I don't like the old lightning in the studio.

    But the hoedown was great!

  • Ryan owns the hoedown every time!

  • Greg's old Style humor is very classy, I love it!!!!

  • yep. its quite unique haha

  • I just noticed Colin always plays with his wedding band every time he sings in a hoedown. =P

  • haha I love colin's reaction to ryan saying he uses his credit card

  • I love Greg and Wayne's dancing!

  • First one I ever saw!

  • Greg is just adorable!

  • a while ago right?

  • Colin's reaction at 1:58 FTW!!!

  • women to drews left looks really unimpressed haha

  • Did you notice whenever Colin does a hoedown he's almost always playing with his wedding ring when he sings?

  • maybe thats what he does when he's nervous

  • good one hahaha :)

  • This is not the best one the ever did.

  • hey 12Medbe I hope you're hungry because you just got another SUB!

  • i love 12medbe for posting wliia

  • This is my first one trying it out myself, so please dont crucify me. :)

    i can never seem to get a deal when i watch tv

    but still commercials just wont let me be

    every commercial just, tries to take my cash

    but they can all just kiss my big fat ass

  • hey thats kinda good. but here's a tip. rhyme cash with HASH  lol good try. i could never do that good with my first try.

  • Good one. Yeah, I do alot of improv in my acting classes so thats proably why it was a pretty good first one. We never play this game though, but i do enhoy watching it because of Ryan mostly. He hates it so much, its just funny to see his. :)

  • HAHA Wayne's hair

  • DJwidget you need to revive whose line on tv. all u need is a fat guy (drew carrey) someone with giant feet (ryan) a black guy (wayne) and a bald guy (collin) and u could be fourth in the act.

  • Thanks for the compliment. :)