Jaynisms

[sugarandspice4815]

You forgot: "I'll be in my bunk."

[Taytyaaytyat]

??? vera has man parts too??? 0:38

[Toadman005]

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

[UniversalHeat]

Best character eva!

[Tade414]

@UniversalHeat Best character, and he's got Vera! :)

[Arathae]

"Give you head a shake boy...your eyes are stuck!" - Jaynestown

[Elenia25]

jayne is probably one of my favorite characters, even if he is kind of a jerk

[tenorlord]

What happend to: "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak!"

[TKane001]

missed a couple of great ones but still great all the same :)

[philsphan42]

No "I'll be in my bunk?!?!?" Total Fail.

[TheJEFedo17]

Can I start getting sexed now?

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

Love how `I`ll show you ruttin`well it`s got man parts` cuts directly to `SO DOES THIS! ...I call it Vera...`

[snapshotbygdw]

Chain of command..... Classic Jayne

[EroticVultures]

anyone got an idea where I can download this music? it's from our mrs reynolds and I just love it!

[TheMsMorra]

@EroticVultures

The music is a variation of a popular wedding song 'Pachelbel's Canon'.

Its very hard to find the Firefly variation of it, I'm still looking for it myself.

[EroticVultures]

@TheMsMorra thanks so much for replying> i may have to just rip the music from the dvd!

[punkrocker1331]

this video needs to be much longer

[itsallgrandandgreen]

my name is jane and i am a girl and i love the man they call jayne

[Episkey7]

"time for some thrilling heroics" and "Shiny, let's be bad guys" have always been my favorite, I don't know why!

[goodie23]

Pain is scary

[Book124worm]

Jayne is a girl's name...

[SprGrlRVG]

Well, I guess that's something.

[randomface54]

Jaynestown; the only episode when he said something which was in some way deep and meaningful but not about sex or guns.

[YorkJonhson]

@randomface54 lol Ariel had a pretty deep Jayne moment.

[TheCommunistSatire]

@randomface54 Well, in Out of Gas, he points out that fighting would use up all the air.

[randomface54]

@TheCommunistSatire That was more pragmatism than philosophical.

[TBAWriter]

@randomface54 Jaynestown is probably my favorite episode because it shows that Jayne is just as human as the rest of them.

[aradioactivedonut]

Wash: "Yes, Jayne, she is a witch. She has had congress with the beast."

Jayne: "She's in congress?"

Wash: "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!"

[SulliMike241]

No "I'll be in my Bunk" or "I was aiming for his head"?

[TITOR002]

@hammurambi

I can' hear it :/

Then he must have shortened "I call it" to one syllable.

I think i need the manus to convince me :P

[hammurambi]

@TITOR002 They refer to the gun as "Vera" later on in the episode, "Jayne go get Vera"

[TITOR002]

@hammurambi

Yeah i know. I figured "Vera" must have been short for "Clevera", but the whole world is against me on this one :P

[TITOR002]

Isn't he obviously saying something like "Clevera" at 0:41 ?

Why are does people call it "Vera"?

[hammurambi]

@TITOR002 He says, "I call it Vera"

[raysteer]

@TITOR002 He's "I call it Vera".

[PhotoShopChannel]

@TITOR002 no

[TITOR002]

@PhotoShopChannel

thank you, i didnt get it the first 2 times.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@TITOR002 so how was I suppost o know about the first two times? If you don't want anymore reply's, remove your comment.

[TITOR002]

@PhotoShopChannel

You could have read more than just my comment, often other people write things too.

It's not that I don't want any more replies, just no more meaningless ones. And I'll keep my comment for those who ask the same questing as me.

[MrOdbal]

3 people need to understand who's in ruttin' command here.

[RezRez]

My favourite Serenity Jayneism: "I've been to the edge. Just looked like.... more space."

[AirbornePathogen]

"Time for some thrilling heroics."

"Pain is scary."

"You guys had a riot? On account of me?"

"Whoo! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here."

[yoinkers100]

"What did y'all order a dead guy for?"

[Corey897]

Wat.

[Waizac]

Does anyone know where you can download that music going on there? I know it's a variation of Pachabel's cannon, but I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

[zleverette]

Jayne- explode?! I don't want to explode!

[yoinkers100]

When I first heard "All I got was that dumbass stick, sounds like it's raining" I must have rewinded to that joke 50 times. Classis.

[SNM432]

He's hawt. Lmao

But uh yeah, those arms. Oh the things I could say about those arms.

[RikAndAde4Life]

I love Jayne xD

[Nevertoleave]

Okay if I end up with five sons the last one is going to Jayne

[TheGreenerItGets]

Where can I get me one of those chains of command?

[Flickgoddess]

"What'd ya'll order a dead guy for?"

[Owiion]

you know. I can deal with people who are just like jayne.

[JayneCoshie]

i gotta say, what with my name being jayne (and i AM a girl), jaynes my favorite character. i want his knit hat!

[nikkirawr]

@JayneCoshie i can knit one for you, for a fair price. :P

[JayneCoshie]

@nikkirawr whats a fair price? i have seen them all over the web, but they can be pretty expensive or when theyre not, theyre crap. if its a good hat and a good price ill beg my parents to let me get it. XD

[300Spartans]

Shiny!  Let's be bad guys.

[andrewdafoe]

you know what the chain of command is? it's a chain i go get to beat you with until you understand who's in charge around here...* not sure what he says* ....THUD......did he just go crazy, fall over and go to sleep?

[haty24]

jayne is my fave character

[FireflyFanatic3]

ahaha ... Jayneisms ... you should upload more :P lol

[1266west]

What about- jayne"no way im doing it"- Mal "thay're whores"-jayne"Im in!"

[Katmarie100]

'If I'd have wanted schoolin' I'd have gone to school?' Was that one of his or have I just made that up. I'm sure it's from the episode where they're planning a raid on the Alliance Hospital!

[Johannes9126]

Yeah, definitely missing "I'll be in my bunk." Laughed my ass off about his facial expression...

[ProvokaArts]

Mal: "Jayne, your mouth is talking. 'Might wanna look to that."

[towelgirl21]

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak!

[landocalrissianfilms]

"Do you know what the chain of command is? its the chain i go an get to show you whos in rutten command here". - jayne cobb

[gunterdak]

we applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural response from either patient

[lemmonsinmyeyes]

WTF does River say at 0:34?

[MrSmilingUndead]

@lemmonsinmyeyes

I can kill you with my brain. ;-D

[ShockTherapist007]

If they didnt make Jayne out to be so stupid, he'd be the coolest character.

"Sometimes I think you don't take me seriously. I think that should change. You see this gun? Six men came to kill me once. The best of them carried this. It's my favorit thing evr". "Aw hell...Jayne are you offering me a trade?" "This aint no trade, this is robbery!"

[loravine]

@ShockTherapist007

Sometimes I think he isn't as stupid as he acts. Some things he says and does sometimes give the impression that he knows more than he's letting on.

[orcslayer32]

what the hell is wrong with you horny middle aged women cant you show some respect

[pheenix42]

I have a rifle I use to great effect in the game 'Borderlands' that I nicknamed Vera...didn't buy it, found it quite by accident and my character's carried it ever since!  =)

[98106Dogs]

She is startin' to damage my calm

[iloveravenrock]

Mmm I love Adam Baldwin. He looked so good in Serentiy.

[Silmarion09]

Oh the things I would do to that man...

[rikko338]

Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command... Best... line... evar!

(Jayne: Cutest, angry little bastard, EVAR!)

[damnitahhh]

LOVE IT. 'NUFF SAID.

[Seequeuesee]

"Pain is scary"

[twilightnotthebook]

i can kill you with my brain :P

[horohorosrin]

"She'll turn you in faster than you can say "Don't...turn me in...lady..."

[boredtotears5385]

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

[jleszuk]

well made vid.

[rachaelracer]

Jayne  ain't a girl

[ThePeytonQ]

I'll show her good and well that I got man parts!

I'm trying to think of a way for you to be more vulgar, but...it escapes me...

[Cocarat206]

What's the song playing in the background? :)

[rosesonagrave]

@Cocarat206 It's from "Our Mrs. Reynolds" (ep6, I think)...this was the song playing when Mal accidentally married Saffron hahah :)

[rachaelracer]

JAYNE!!!!!!!

[vonschlesien]

And how could you forget! "Well if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak."

[zarrotechgeek]

I love the chain of command line. Use it a lot myself.

[ChinchillaAngel]

"Jaynes a girls name"

"Jayne ain't no girl"

[CleoTheSim]

What about "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak?"

[OrliANDepp]

@CleoTheSim Yeah, that's the one I was gonna say! LOL.

[Assassins69Creed]

"I'll Be In My Bunk!!" "Let Me Do The Math Here 10% Of Nothing is Nothing Then Nothing Then Carry The Nothing" "Smells Like Crotch" "That's Why I Don't Kiss'em On The Mouth"  "Can I Start Gettin Sexed Already" ????? You Forgot The Best Ones

[quentin98765]

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk and were never seen again, it was the best day ever!"

[copsrhot]

@quentin98765 XD!!!

[LilGremlin101]

@quentin98765 lol i loved that

[Jakathera]

@quentin98765 it's funny how they do get kidnapped by hill folk in another episode XD

[quentin98765]

@Jakathera whoa, 105 thumbs up, i forgot i even posted this lol

its especially weird since i started watching the series over again

[lloydwrites]

No "I'll be in my bunk"?

[xxxslash616xxx]

@lloydwrites Exactly, how can you have a Jayne video and not have that saying? Blasphemy XD

[pyxiekit]

BEST VIDEO VERY!!!! LMAO i love janye...... needed to be longer...

[Digitalglass158]

LOL he's got man parts and Jayne aint a girl hahhahahaha

[RubberDuckyDude1]

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[SlaveExplosion]

@RubberDuckyDude1 Firefly ain't coming back, will not happen. (I reckon)

[PicklesRTasty]

Shiny

[MyGalileo7]

It'd be cool if you came back after a scene or two after "I'll kill a man in a fair fight" and keep going with the lines "or if there's a woman, or if I'm gett'n paid. Mostly if I'm gett'n paid." there's more, but I can't remember.

[justiceforjestes]

@MyGalileo7 agreed, the best one is that quote. "I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he'll start a fair fight, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid. Mostly if I'm gettin paid. But eatin people alive?! where's that get fun?"

[jompalaien]

"Well as a rule I say girlfolk aint to be trusted"

[Jshaw71]

'that's why i don't kiss em on the lips'

[ChibiYueChan]

Dose anyone know which episode Jayne is a girls name came from?

[tom9729]

I think it was from the movie.

[chillpillgirl28]

TRASH when saffron came back

[jompalaien]

The episode "Trash"

"She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in before you can say............"Don't turn me in lady""

[loravine]

It was Trash.

Simon and River had to be locked away, and Jayne was telling them why (because of Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda) and giving them food and stuff.

[jompalaien]

It's the episode where they steal the first laser weapon: The Laziter

[Echelonninja]

i think my fave Jayne moment is when he shoots the guy Mal's fighting w/ in the knee & Mal comments on the great shot & Jayne, in a slight stupor slurrs "i was aiming for his head"

[TheKhurst]

All this and the Space Amish Music too!

[DDRPaladin356]

Hilarious video.

[CindyNihgt]

haha Jayne's a girls name, I always thought about that.

[ChitownSkyline]

I love it! Isn't Jayne a girl's name?

[sometimesascientist]

Jayne ain't a girl! He'll show you good and well he's got man parts.

Or at least, that's what he says to River when she points out that Jayne's a girl's name.

[bachaboska]

Love it...:D

[etmaul]

Nice flow with the Jayne quotes. The line spoken by River at 0:35 is a bit hard to understand, but overall, really good!

[Margo9294]

LOL she says "I can kill u with my brain." I love that episode!