Krav Maga Fail #2 - How To Choke Someone Out

[dabigboyG]

What a fail.. not you asked him to go on his knees.. no gay.

[sogooditsscary1]

This was fukin funny

[187knight1]

You're a comic

[hatchetryda7770]

awesome krav maga instructer voice lol

[RJTrezise1983]

Meh, whatevs

[Codninja301]

hahahahahaha

[safron6789]

lol helps if you are taller then him

[MegaMkoi]

ctfu he had to get a chair

[RJTrezise1983]

Thanks man, but the fact is that I'm not even that tough, I'm just an average dude with a bit of training. Just don't like vids like this.

[YoungBrave2006]

@RJTrezise1983 The fact your sarcasm detector is broken is even funnier than the vid.

[RJTrezise1983]

What's the point of this vid? If it's meant to be comedy I think it's a fail. I've used the rear naked on taller bigger guys by jumping and pulling them backwards. Very good move when I worked as a bouncer... Just a weird vid.

[PlatformPiggy]

@RJTrezise1983 You sound pretty bad ass, dude. Thanks for letting us know.

[Koryo8]

wtf in the beginning i thought that was a real instructional video

[PlatformPiggy]

@Koryo8 It's not?

[kcamp111060]

i dont mean to be rude, but is that his real voice O.o ?

[yoga680]

that choke is actually really effective, I have used it myself (at practice of course) and it only takes a few seconds before your partner is sleeping. but of course, you have to be experienced with chokes to make it work effectually.

[EBB47]

THis is supposed to be a spoof right?

[insaneguitarfreak]

HAHAHA you sound like john petrucci on the psycho excersises, funny stuff

[richhi95]

Get to da choppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Detroitsucks247]

Mmmkay he might be REALLY TALL Mmmkay really tall.

[ReinZow]

read the title its said "Fail"

[MrCebs123]

wow what a fail

[whatitdobobbybo]

Super funny!

[JMort95]

seems like a joke. that guy is a lil fag

[tricepsish]

is this a troll?

[benjamincs1]

This is hilarious. What a twat.

[noose357]

lol wow I rarely actually laugh out loud and I lost my shit when I saw him standing on the chair XD

[UDASAN1]

DICK HEAD



[jovanluka95]

this vid is fail :D

[FreshNapp]

Is something in his throat?

[elixa4]

so stupid

[ZipFlip817]

Fuck that chair bro just jump on his back like a crazy ass monkey

[eachilles666]

hahahahahahaha awe fuck i just shit myself ahahaha that's fucking hilarious....

[felokalevra]

jajajajaja 2:22 go sleep...go sleep...

[felokalevra]

jajajajaja



[sleepymexicans]

all that punching kicking and grabbing of the nuts will not work on a girl

[jamesellis33]

this is dumb he just had to put his foot on the back of his knee. IDK why it would be funny, but this is intentional hes trying to hard to be funny which is not funny.

[HemingwaysTaint]

@jamesellis33 Could you teach me some moves, madam? It could be a lot of fun. Maybe you could make me laugh too? (I'd make a good friend.)

[MrChubib0]

ahaha i was thinking of spongebob talking to Gary!! ahahah Gary you're going to sleep Gary you're going to sleep...

[PlatformPiggy]

@MrChubib0 Do you mean Patrick from Spongebob talking to Gary?

[petdog12]

u chose the wrong person to do this video with 

[MultiASSKICKER101]

i lmfao this waz funny as fuck

[cntoon3]

i love how he opens his eyes right after he got "choked out"

[OHYEABRUH]

1:34 for Gary's cellmate said before he raped him

[415Underdog]

LOL AT 1:40-

hell, lol for the whole video

[415Underdog]

this looks strange

[hperez2k]

Shhh he's using his big boy voice

[gta4popper4]

haha his voice is deep as fuck

[mastrsordskateboardr]

hahahaah

[trecoolmania]

hahah this guys funnty hahaha

[jamieleeleblanc]

You guys rock, that is some funny stuff!

[gummyboots]

GARY LOOKS LIKE PHELPS FROM L.A.NOIRE

Especially at 1:08

[Methbuster167]

guys, this is fake. me and my friends were doing this just last tuesday, i got choked 5 times, and you dont open your eyes like the tall guy was doing

[BALDwGLASSES]

@Methbuster167 no shit its fake and funny... who the hell thought this was real ? If it was, then this is prity horrible

[Methbuster167]

@BALDwGLASSES im pretty sure a lot of people thought this was real. but i just did it like, a month ago. so i know what kibbieing is. i think its fun as hell. too bad it kills brain cells

[XxdeathpickxX]

Roflmfao he needed a chair hahhaha

[rotsebanotman]

hahahah thisis so funnny

[MrGhettobunny96]

Lol use your resources!!!

[rockerbmg666]

lol greatness

[49516437]

1 guy is an insomniac midget

[badpresence]

You guys should totally make shirts where it says: If I die, I wanna die comfortably.

I know its a little off topic from this vid but i'd totally buy that shirt!

[SiaSound]

lololol ahaha. This made my day.

[GenoPeppino]

That accent, and those clothes make me think of Julian from Trailer Park Boys. All that's missing is the drink.

[AwesomeDiverHCS]

Keep up the good work guys. You're gonna be noticed someday soon

[Zanirtak]

that back ground noise was annoying as hell

[santamaycry2]

lol

[mzdizzydj]

in reality: gary would kick luis' ass!

[flipeffect]

lol! this shit is hilarious! needs more views wtf!!!!

[flay591]

YOU'RE GOIN TO SLEEP GARY! YOU'RE GOIN TO SLEEP!

[MarKSlamS621]

Oh, for practicality's sake, for anybody who would ever need to choke out somebody significantly taller than them: Kick the knee out first. If you're the shorter man, you have the advantage.

[bie5436]

i want moooooore!!!

[darkside3704]

this is good once again i comment, that this video deserve's more views



[imheren0w]

who is the gary guy? he looks very familiar.

[dinodragster]

His impersonation is so funny!

[animefanatic900]

another fricking funny video.

[Socrates458]

You guys forgot the patented Krav Maga Gratuitous Nut Shot. Every move in Krav Maga has that.

[ilyjin111]

Hahhahaha i lol'd so hard.

[Mike019232]

Ahah, love you guys. And also love Arcade Fire. Good song choice. :D

[Pandor25]

Yeah the link at the end of the video for other video not working :/

[rayhs1984]

So great, glad there was a part 2

[spiderweb20]

lol. a sad attempt at revenge if i ever saw one. Need more of these.

[theromanus]

Nah, this is making fun of a teacher who is not really efficient in what he is teaching.

Hilarious!

[iamproudtobeajew]

making fun of krav maga Hebrew for "קרב מגע" something that i actually used more then once in the IDF , i think this is making fun of it somehow , it works , if you try it ,its effective !!

[sheridanbucket]

Short of being last in a queue, I see little practical merit in choking someone out... and, even so, you would still be last. For goodness' sake, it's not worth the stigma to become a serial choker for the convenience of being next (public toilets excluded, of course).

[shoopdawhooperful]

@sheridanbucket Useful if you need to stop a fight... go choke both idiots out and BANG! FIGHT OVER!

[PlatformPiggy]

@shoopdawhooperful But while you're choking one guy out, what do you do when the other guy starts hitting you?

[hannahmobrien]

you guys crack me up!

[espn1337]

Is Lou short or is that guy really tall?

[CrystalMax7777]

@espn1337 Good question. I think that dude is just really tall. Or as Luis Perez, of G and L Krav Maga, says, "really, really tall. much taller than you! But no matter..."

[zalom1modur]

Nice one!