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  • the Coast = higher population= more Z's

    i love the credit card idea haha

    and im sorry but i can barely spend 30 minutes in a car with my family so each gets there own

  • Not staying in a city is a great idea, but if you react to the situation too late you won't get anywhere with a car since everyone else is trying to do the same. Plus with the zombies running around, chances are that some highways might be blocked. Either by crashed cars or military. When all hell starts to break loose, you're already supposed to be halfway to your safe haven in the middle of nowhere. But if you react to the situation immediately and are prepared, you might just make it.

  • id be useing go karts actually fortified go karts and 4 wheelers for supply runs

  • i'll be packing some VERY sharp swords one of them is literally called the zompokatana ^^ sick looking blade... trailers gonna get you killed though... they are slow and huge... streets gonna be crowded... unless you got an RPG or a dozer... your stuck... best choice is to stay out of the heavily populated areas and on foot... most important rules for me is to keep the women and children alive and healthy number one priority... you ditch that airstream and find me... and your gonna be fine!

  • you are AWESOME :D

  • Or, you know, if you don't feel like stealing, you can come with my friend and I. We created an RV that can fly and swim. It was originally for our road trip to london, but that never happened. There's cupcakes. And starbucks.

  • Jackson, Thievery is not tolerated at Hogwarts! But neither are zombies, I guess. What has the Dark Lord created?!

  • im just going to call an intergalactic taxi to take me to mars. = )

  • i would move go to FPS Russias house and pick up arnald schwozinager and Chuck Noris

  • i have interest and skill in a lot of areas of combat, a zombie apocalypse might open up a job opportunity as a zombie hunter,

  • Going to an island or a mountain range or generally anywhere cold or desolate seems terrible. There arent people living there for a good reason: most of the time food doesnt grow there. And how many days of travel will most of you have to do to get to your fortresses? Id rather be well fed and live in fear then starve, drown or get hyperthermia.

  • the one dislike is the zombie that knows this will work

  • there are several flaws in that plan

    1. Forget friends and family-this meaning that you should just take people you trust and feel safe around

    2. ALL emphisis on ALL 3the major roads will be blocked

    try going some were with high altitudes and cold weather zombies are shown not to do well with mountains and large and steep hills. A better mode of transportation would be a airplane or a helicopter.

  • @TeenageMafia17 i would suggest going to the nearest mountain range, for me the Rockies, and build a cabbin or something on top of a place where you can get down from but zombies cant get up to, considering the fact that zombies cant climb

  • The only flaw with this is that the streets will be filled with traffic abandoned cars and it'll be kind of difficult trying to navigate a giant trailer through all of that

  • You should make that a book. XD heehee

  • islands are bad zombies can walk under water they dont ned air

  • @riddleboxjoker2010 in theory yes your right they could walk along the bottom of the ocean however my apocalyptic friend you hav missed out some facts

    1)the pressure at the ocean fall is extremely strong plus the strong currents there most if not every zombie would be rip out down there

    2)are zombies that good at navigating themselves. i mean i doubt a zombie is going to stray from a horde just to find one girl and scientist on any typical island....

  • @riddleboxjoker2010 however the thought of the guy who sold her the boat robbing it of its petrol and stripping it of any sell-able parts or not using it himself is very high and something i would do myself

  • I love the video! But I see one little problem with your Airstream course of action. This is a trailor right? So, you have to move from the trailor to the truck pulling it so you leave yourself open to be surounded and unable to get to the truck. RV's all the way! No need to go outside and no hitch problems.

  • I'd probrably aquire an airplane......zombies can't fly. But of course, i'd have to stop for fuel a couple of times....that's why i'd have a machine gun XD

  • i plan on getting a suit of knights armour as on part of my zombie plan

  • Somehow we get to Alaska, where a we have a house filled with food. The zombies, if they follow us, they will freeze as they have not body heat.

  • @Rikku2250 Bro they'll just keep on walking, it's not like they'll turn to ice cubes straight away.

  • Here is my plan:

    First, Matthew (my best friend) gets John (another friend) and they go to a shooting place (god I hate those, so inhumane…) since there are no gun shops here, and collect as many guns and bullets as possible. Then they collect Frazer and finally me, giving me time to get dressed and gather supplies. If I still lived in a flat I would be more safe, but I may not be as I am moving next month.

  • I love the walking dead show on amc. it has to be AMC's best show they have done!

  • My plan, is get plenty of firearms, and make my way to alaska, or even better if im lucky, alaska. Zombies dont have body heat, so they'll freeze, but if they dont freeze, ill mow em down with an m60.

  • @ihav3noidea loose the m60

  • talking about ugly zombies made me realize how shmexy you are lol

  • so in context u r gunna be a runner

  • step 1 kill your self

  • SO Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?

  • I'm with @ibrokemyglassesagain in that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, The first thing I'll do is get as many how-to books as possible. After that I'd probably do something similar to what you would do and get a mobile home of some sort and just keep driving. I'd get supplies like food and water as often as possible and hopefully I'd never run into a zombie while getting my stuff. I'd probably carry a gun with me at all times just in case.

  • I like your AirStream idea is smart but I don't think you should proceed with getting on a boat because if you read World War Z (if this were to hypothetically occur) being in the middle of the sea with possibly zombie infested seas (since they don't need air and such could survive underwater and could easily corner/trap you in a boat) would not be the smartest idea... Just to let you know but I love the video! :)

  • I think about how I would survive an apocalypse (zombie or otherwise) way too much for it to be normal.

  • anyone else think she's a female raywilliamjohnson?

  • they filmed it right next door? THE WALKING DEAD? i really wish i could be u right now...

  • One thing I don't like about the movies is how does the little zombie thing start? I personally don't see a Zombie Apocolypse happening, but if it does I shall follow your plan.

  • Lol watch red vs blue psa

  • Have you ever seen "Zombieland"? Really good movie. This video reminded me of it. :)

  • But what if they walk on the ocean floor to get to your island?

  • According to the Walking Dead, if there is a Zombie horde skipping about, there will be plenty of abandoned marine helicopters just lying around for the taking.

    I really over think that show. I'm contrusting my tree-house/town on stilts with a green house and solar power a little bit every day. Unlikely I'll be finding that though...

  • my plan is to make a self sufficient house with electrified fences and at least one wall and never let anyone into to my house because as all zombie books taught us people are a lot more dangerous than zombies and i will shoot people on sight

  • My zombie survival plan has always been Home Depot, but I I like your plan a lot more and in the event of the zombie invasion, I'm going with you!  I hope you don't mind a tag along if I promise not to trip you?

  • My zombie apocalypse plan has always been to get my friends together because i figure we each have a skill to help us survive. except me. i think my skill is to write down our adventures so i can get it published as a book once the world gets itself back together.

  • Alternatively, a plane.

    Just sayin'. If you're going to be reckless in pursuit of survival, I think a jet would be pretty sweet.

    Maybe you should take up flying lessons just in case?

  • My plan A has always been Costco - seriously, if I could get all my family and friends there safely, we could live there for a good long while if we had to. However, you're right - mobility is key. Hell, we could jack a convoy from the parking lot, change the tires and stock up on tanks of gas (ah, Costco). We'd have getaway options. And weapons and food and outside communication. And when we can, we'll meet you on that island.

  • One person is a zombie

  • Is it just a coincidence that the Plants vs. Zombies ad was displayed during this video in the top right corner? haha :)

  • Kay. I think we need Kami Garcia and Margie Stohl so they can use their hidden Caster powers to make forcefields and such. Cassie Clare and her husband can do the whole calling-upon-Raziel thing, and then, of course, JK freaking Rowling.

  • You should totally read "World War Z" by Max Brooks and "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks both amazing best sellers.

  • All you need to do is go to Wal-Mart. They have everything. Guns, food, etc. Lock down and you're good for about a year.

    Sam has our backs. And like you said, we won't care what happens to our credit scores or whatever after the Zombie Apocalypse.

  • @elizziebooks In theory that would be an awesome plan, but everything would be gone by the time you go thier.

  • My dad has mentioned the boat idea as well. That way we can go from place to place as supplies are needed, but still have a sense of security while at sea. I think the best plan is to go north. Way north. Few people = fewer zombies. If zombies do happen to wonder your way, they will likely freeze during the night. This will allow me to have a secure location and sense of home.

  • love your plan! XD

  • My friends and I have already drawn-up blueprints to our Zombie fortress and then the escape tunnel underneath that leads to an underground bunker leading to the ocean and our boat. We take to the sea and chart our course for our second zombie fortress on an island. Here we bunker down and wait out the apocalypse.

  • In the words of David Mitchell, if the world ends I don't want to live. I don't think I have any skills that would enable me to thrive in a post apocalyptic world, let alone contribute to it. And if society had to rebuild itself from scratch, I think it would be a few millenia before anyone had any need of an Art History graduate.

    Also I can't drive so...pretty screwed if I were to adopt your whole plan. Though maybe in a post apocalyptic world I wouldn't need a liscence...

  • My first step will be to drive by a book store and pick up as many how-to books as I can. I don't know anything about building shelters, how to catch food and cook it, or how to use a gun... or how to survive a zombie apocalypse for that matter.

  • @ibrokemyglassesagain OOO, that's an EXCELLENT plan. You should join me in the Airstream.

  • @ibrokemyglassesagain step 1 I own oil and petrol and lots of it so i fill the car and more previsions that would last me 2 years step 2 pick up friends and family my friends have firearms step 3 drive to remote towns posted on the roof of the general store forming two teams the gunners and the gatherers step 4 repeating step 3 over then post our selves in the desert with our food water, Guns slepping bags and tents and ive survived

  • @sasPSTm16

    So what if you reach your friends and find that they're all dead and missing, so you can't take their guns?

  • @chitoryu12 simple i go to the gun store down the street

  • @sasPSTm16

    sasPSTm16: "Hey, I need this gun!"

    50 people all in the store: "FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUU

    

  • @ibrokemyglassesagain While your at the bookstore you should buy a portable DVD player and stock up on Man vs Wild shows! Bear Grylls is hot!

  • Jackson, you have beautiful eyes.

  • @mhambster The better to spot a zombie with, my dear.

  • @JacksonAPearce Wow. Beauty, wisdom, skill, a large mobile home, and a reckless disregard for your credit score. You will easily prevail in the inevitable cataclysm.

  • @mhambster Best. Compliment. Ever.

  • This makes me feel really afraid for you, Jackson. Seriously, have you ever watched any zombie films? The ones that jump in their car or trailer or bus and try to outrun the zombie apocalypse ALWAYS end up become part of the zombie hoard. It's like being the blonde cheerleader who goes to investigate the strange noise in the basement in a horror film! THERE'S NO COMING BACK.

  • Haha, genius!

  • can i join you on that island?

    me and the second half of my brain, also known as my best friend? because that would be awesome xD

  • You have to factor in.. Are these reanimated zombies or virus zombies? Is the virus only spread by blood or saliva as well? Are these intelligent zombies? Will they rot? CAN THEY SWIM? There are a lot of different zombies..

  • @Rabbitsketch And what's the first thing everyone does when they fear an apocalypse is coming? They panic buy fuel for their cars. This means that when these panic-buying noobs inevitably get infected and turn, they will be stacked up five deep around any fuel stations. And their cars will block the road. Going to a place like that is suicide. SUICIDE, I say!

  • If there is one...can I join you Jackson? Your intellectually stable enough to surpass my family's conversations for many years on that island...

  • I think I'm stealing your zombie apocalypse survival plan. Hope you don't mind! I'll try to find your island and we can chat it up. XD

  • Once I dance all the zombies will dance right behind me. I'm like Michael fucking Jackson! No fear, I've got them under control!

  • My plan? Play zombie survival games until it happens so that i know what to do. Then steal a helicopter (zombie free helicopter) and make sure i have food on it and live in the sky for a while. I think the main survival tip is to keep moving, though, i don't think zombies are that fast so i would keep moving!

  • Good idea I was thinking go to my grandad with all his guns and steal a miny van pimp it out duwn of the dead style and say it's zombie open season with who Evers left in my family.

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  • Good job going from, "What do I vlog about?" to making something LOL inducing.

  • You can train Spacedog as a zombie attack dog (or wag tail at the zombies and then run away dog). Alcott can stock up on boxes.

  • DUUUUUUDE. Blocked roads? Gas for your boat? Island sure, but make sure it's like docking up to the Cliffs of Insanity all Princess Bride style. I'm banking on zombies not being the most nimble of climbers.

    Good luck!!!

    Leah

  • @gypsygurla I'm thinking it'll take SOME time for ALL roads to get blocked. And remember, step one of my plan is stocking up on fuel! Though you may be right about that cliff thing.

  • @JacksonAPearce The key is taking off as soon as it hits. Everybody who goes all "What's that moaning sound?" never fare well.

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